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jashar:
This Dyt ehn!!! You're naughty ooo

Don't mind that young man up there
It is me he's doing shakara for
By the time I start my own shakara
The whole NL will know
I am watching him with my left eye closed

Marxxx:
Thanks for the advice. I wish I could do those stuffs...just got back home; and that doesn't imply the day is over. I am doing fine though but I am sad again cos my pet that usually welcomes me is quite sick and is not responding to treatments. Am gonna miss it 5yrs together...and Zara can mimic my voice perfectly....awww I hope I didn't say too much...good night!

Awwwww
Daddy Zara
Come have me as your pet na
I wee do more than mimicking

So sorry
I can say I know what's like but as jashar said, get another pet

All I can do is smh

I can't blv my heart is racing
Oh God

Nawa

Xionez:
Lol @Dyt
I actually saw this coming. Some women cant let this opinion go unanswered.

Well, in summary

KNOW YOUR SPOUSE, ENJOY YOUR HOUSE
KNOW YOUR WIFE, ENJOY YOUR LIFE!

As it is to men so it is to women
50/50 ni

lesbiangirl:
Op i 100% relate with what you're saying. Permit me to add mine;

All you men that increase ur potbellies raised to power 100 after marriage are not trying at all...so u think coz u gave ur woman ring she doesn't deserve the best of u. Don't lemme even get started on d way ur head,nose,eyeballs,mouth increase overtime it's damn disguisting and u need to hit the gym. Am not gonna be looking almighty fine with my ass and boobs and yua dere laying on the couch like an oversized barney and asking me when will food be ready. It aint appealing...women have needs too

Also the fact that you now last 45seconds in bed is beyond selfish. How the hell do u think we can last in this marriage if you don't change this part of you huh! huh! huh! Answer me damn it! You didn't carry the babies neither did u birth them...so if i can still be a size 3 after all that you have no excuse mister lose the goddamn freaking weight or AM LEAVING YOU!!!

End of rant! Op as you were

Rotflmao

kpolli:
We both know it is true

Only you know that one oo

raumdeuter:
Dont mind Idaya Maybe the man is already preparing your dowry now to come and do igbeyawo plus investment manager

Abeg go call the man for me jor
I don dey faind am since
You have a cut too
10%

tearoses:

funny babe
On a serious note it could have been your tongue in cheek post that got him thinking that if he is not careful he will carry jombo!
Maybe you did him a favour

That's a sure thing
It's certain he will end up with a gold digger
I don't kuku mind digging the gold sha ooo

Blame it on dollar

tearoses:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You are backpedalling already
You've forgotten already
Dayokanu come and see this woman o!
You were going to look after his investments

Oh
Oh
That man
Moseranti ni

He didn't come online again jor
He ran away
They are like that everywhere
I was on my own jeje before I saw a marriage proposal right in my face
Also with good goodies
Man just dissapear

Chidoks:
Hmnnn! I agree o. Tee tee sef. I'm normal too

We normal peoples eveeywheres

tearoses:
LOL
I thought you wanted to marry the Abroad based investor

That must be a lover I never knew about
Pls let us meet asap, I might just give in

Trust you good ma'am

Chidoks:
Hahaha!!

Well you agree too

Iyamar:
Congrats Toke mankiwa. Check My own makeup o maybe someone will call me also. I am beautiful

You are actually so beautiful
I like your lips and eyes

What posts are they hiring?
Do you know anyone there personally?


I am into facilities and they might need our services

xynerise:
Hey! Aunty Dyt. Kiloshele na?

Dobale fun mummy

NwaliE01:
I have loved so much that I nearly lost my mind cos she is my first love. Why I Love her, i can't even say, despite I am planning to settle down with another person few months from now. We are both born again christains.

Confused
You still with her?
You still love her?
You want her back?

All I know is I want twin

xynerise:
Happy Belated Birthday "Akwa-oche"

You is such an antelope

tearoses:
LOL
My dear, its nothing to do with star sign. Peoples actions are a decided by they themselves and what they believe in.
Without sounding immodest, even the baddest Karishika will easily submit to my husband.
I don't know any other life, so I only preach what I know that works for me.
I wouldn't use the work dominate, but I love the security and peace and the feeling of being safe that he provides. If I could do more than submit, I would. He is a gem

Where is my pressie?

Now I want to marriage again
Sobs

Someone pls gimme bucket

fyneboi79:
Really?

No
Not really

Buhahahahs

kpolli:
That is a lie!

Who is telling it?
And what you wrote is a true

kpolli:
Are you not in Naija If you're not, it's very true!!!!

And when you love a guy too much he doesn't act crazy abi?

coded01:
I thought you meant idiyatu...


Day, Data & Yat


Charger...

Idayatu
Day
Tad
Data
Yada yada
Dyt
Uyai - beauty in calabar
At
Idaya
Tid
Etc
Olodo



Age
Rare
Rage

Marxxx
Its 6 letter
Shior

Wth is yat?


Booklet

Marxxx:
are you always like this? I mean sarcastic and troublesome?..."No good night to you"....

So he told everyone goodnight
Me nko?
Snaps fingers

I am still waiting for you o
You no gree my proposal?

coded01:
Pop, Corn & Cop


Picture...

Cute
Pure
Pie

Idayatu

Na wa ooo