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RomanceRe: Nigerians And Improvising..... See What A Guy Use To Take Selfie Of Himself by Dyt(f): 8:48am On Feb 27, 2016
Hehehehehe
Funny and stupid
cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan, Reminisce Block Guy For Making Fun Of Them by Dyt(f): 8:47am On Feb 27, 2016
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Happy Birthday To My Lollipop by Dyt(f): 7:48am On Feb 27, 2016
A happy baby
Happy birthday young man
May your days be long and filled with all the good things of this world
FamilyRe: My Toddler Left The School Premise Without Supervision by Dyt(f): 7:44am On Feb 27, 2016
If na me
That's gonna be the last time in the school
But you not me
So I dunno

If something had happened all they will say is sorry abi
I laugh

Yes kids will want to explore but not when the school gate is watched over and closed

Yes teacher might be busy that's why there's gate and security officers
Oh you mean the gates are usually just flung opened like that?
Very interesting
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do U Double Date by Dyt(f): 9:04pm On Feb 26, 2016
Men, why do you cheat?
FamilyRe: Getting A Wife by Dyt(f): 8:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
So you mean the purpose of your second marriage is for kids in naija?
Issokai

Have you thought about how your wife would feel?
Your kids?

Dunno
I am just being emotional
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 8:18pm On Feb 26, 2016
deepview:
OK?? What has suddenly taken your voice away? Will you follow me go watch movie?
Ok
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 7:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
FuckTheMod:
If you sit beside me and your baby use cry disturb me, i go swear for the two of una angry nonsense
Middle finger
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 7:29pm On Feb 26, 2016
deepview:
I am old enough to make a daughter outta you. And honestly, you're actually just started to behave like one. Do you need Popcorn??
OK
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 5:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
DesChyko:
OP, Lekwa enemy of successful cinema-ing grin

Add 'No. 6: Dyt' angry
Knocks him
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 5:34pm On Feb 26, 2016
deepview:
You're a kid too. Stay away from Cinemas.
Iffa slap your face ehn
Don't worry you will soon get to the stage but before then
Shut up
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 5:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
Vanquay:
Sadly I don't watch movies unless I notice my potential date likes it then I dig into my pockets and endure the Charade.

This reminds me of some years back when I was in high school I and my squad went to watch Transformers and when the movie got into the middle we started telling them spoilers, the groans and shock was hilarious...of course we got kicked out but that experience being a total douchebag still draws smiles to my face smiley


Its an insensitive thing to do, throw your kid away if you can't handle watching cinemas
You must be an idiiot
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dyt(f): 4:47pm On Feb 26, 2016
So I shouldn't take my baby to the cinema
Or I should blind fold mouth
undecided undecided

Kids will always be kids
RomanceRe: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by Dyt(f): 10:36am On Feb 26, 2016
RUBBISH

I AM SURE HE DOESN'T. MIND SHARING ME TOO

ARRANT NONSENSE
RomanceRe: Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by Dyt(f): 9:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
Give it time
It will heal
Yimu
I heard that years back
Maybe the time that's needed haven't been met by me

What I am trying to say is we are diff and heal or forget differently
What works for A might not for B

Some find love much more even after several break ups
Some don't after the first

Life ain't fair
But trust me
You will be fine
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Is The Most Important In A Relationship? by Dyt(f): 9:10pm On Feb 25, 2016
They all need each other
Will be a failure without each of them
RomanceRe: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by Dyt(f): 5:59pm On Feb 25, 2016
I am one exceptional babe sha oooo
RomanceRe: *help! I'm I Becoming Lord Of The Rings?* by Dyt(f): 5:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Topic is funny
FamilyRe: Should I Leave Or Stay? by Dyt(f): 4:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
justmi1:
i appreciate your contribution, but only the person wearing the shoe knows where it hurts, yes free stuffs, only if you have an idea what i go through, i literally dont have time for my self, yet complains here and there, and if 27 is not old enough for me to leave, is it when i am 30?
I know what its like to live with people
But when you get there
You will know what I mean
FamilyRe: Should I Leave Or Stay? by Dyt(f): 4:44pm On Feb 25, 2016
Cutehector:
by not leaving his father and mother( or anybody Dat he is indirectly under their care)
Oh
He sees himself as a big boy already
By the time he starts feeding alone
He will know eba is not only made with hot water
CareerRe: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by Dyt(f): 4:42pm On Feb 25, 2016
pinkiecutie:
thanks ma,am...
Let me clarify something here..
I haven't gotten anything from anyone concerning this post and so all this inherent accusations are just excruciating my pains...

For all those calling me a scam, karma is a bitch...
Or so I learnt...
Have a blessed day ma'am
I don't mean no harm
I started it
Dug out your past posts
Non seem to correlate
Reason I had them pasted here
It won't cost you nothing to be truthful
Even if your ordeal is true, some of your past posts don't just in anyway speak same about this
FamilyRe: Should I Leave Or Stay? by Dyt(f): 4:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
Cutehector:
he is disobeying the will of God..
How?
FamilyRe: Should I Leave Or Stay? by Dyt(f): 4:32pm On Feb 25, 2016
With 50k?
In abuja?

My dear you are still 27
Pls stay and enjoy free food and roof
I don talk my own
FamilyRe: 1 by Dyt(f): 4:30pm On Feb 25, 2016
Thevonky things I understood up there was your Benz
His range rover
You say no be naija? I think say na only naija dem dey take light
French abi

Sorry oo
My aproko these days
CareerRe: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by Dyt(f): 12:32pm On Feb 25, 2016
pinkiecutie:
hello ma'am,

I cannot correlate with what you have posted here or your motives for it..
I just posted this thread here not vouching for anything rather Than job vacancies and not for anything as such as "scam"

Please just stop all this and ficus in your life...
If u want proof, i can willingly do that..
Act matured
I wish you well
CareerRe: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by Dyt(f): 11:23am On Feb 25, 2016
pinkiecutie:
Why are you complicating things dear?

I had a 2"1 in econs which i applied for the auditing job in august...

I aksi bagged a certificate when i did my diplomat in eng and lit studies so dont get it twisted...

I call on the dyt if a person to prove me a liar...
I gave yiu guys an option but yiu aren't taking it...

I rest my case..
Are you even female?

Your past posts sold you out
LilmafI what the name is
undecided
CareerRe: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by Dyt(f): 11:18am On Feb 25, 2016
pinkiecutie:
this my tablet have messed me up...
wait o am i the only one previledged to use this font?


and worse of all it is my default font..
...
[size=25pt]busted by special detective dee [/size]
marieolae i am sorry..
.

embarassed..
school stress and everything have affected me cry
CelebritiesRe: Wazobia FM OAP Ogbolor Proposes To His Girlfriend...see The Ring! by Dyt(f): 11:52pm On Feb 24, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Dazzles In Ankara In New Pictures(This Girl Is Hot) by Dyt(f): 11:50pm On Feb 24, 2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Where Is Dayokanu? by Dyt(f): 11:43pm On Feb 24, 2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Dyt(f): 11:41pm On Feb 24, 2016
CareerRe: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by Dyt(f): 11:38pm On Feb 24, 2016

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