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CelebritiesRe: Guys Which Of These Celebrities Would You Choose To Spend Val With??? by Dyt(f): 10:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
jaybee3:
How much you want sef?

You too like money. tongue tongue
No amount is enuf sef
BT with love from my swt jay
I cld start with £100k
kiss kiss
RomanceRe: My 10th Year Wedding Anniversary by Dyt(f): 10:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
daben1:
'10th year anniversary' and you are still on nairaland
So u think here is just for ur age mates alone?
CelebritiesRe: Guys Which Of These Celebrities Would You Choose To Spend Val With??? by Dyt(f): 10:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
The one that can gimme money
Big n plenty money
RomanceRe: My 10th Year Wedding Anniversary by Dyt(f): 10:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
Reading on
RomanceRe: If You Find Out Your Lover Is Getting Married by Dyt(f): 9:42pm On Feb 11, 2015
Enegod:
I see undecided
Bend to the middle
kiss
RomanceRe: If You Find Out Your Lover Is Getting Married by Dyt(f): 9:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
Enegod:
anything like cutting off his koboko? angry
I am only a sweet nag not violent
RomanceRe: If You Find Out Your Lover Is Getting Married by Dyt(f): 9:25pm On Feb 11, 2015
It actually depends on which level my hormones are
I can do anyth but certainly won't kill
RomanceRe: Help Me Make A Memorable Valentine by Dyt(f): 9:23pm On Feb 11, 2015
Go on dealdey.com order for cake or choc
At least shldnt cost u more than 3k.
Every lady loves surprises no matter how small it is.
FamilyRe: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by Dyt(f): 9:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
searching4love:
undecided how many litres of sperm have you swallowed over your series of fornicationshuh
Goddesses only do what they wanna do
We make/lay rules
No matter how dry the land is, the queens never eat grass.
Beats chest
RomanceRe: 8 REASONS WHY NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE THIEVES by Dyt(f): 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2015
searching4love:
[b]1) THEY LOOK FOR VULNERABLE GIRLS AND SCAM THEM WITH LOVE THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THEIR HEARTS. undecided


2) THEY ARE INTO A TYPE OF BUSINESS CALLED MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS. THE HIGHER THE GIRLFRIENDS, THEY HIGHER THE PLEASURE DERIVED. grin


3) AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN MAN IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT HIS LADYS FUTURE. ALL THEY KNOW IS THE KINDS OF STYLES SHE CAN OFFER

4) THEY ARE LIKE A PLAGUE IN EVERY SERIOUS GIRLS LIFE, THEY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR ACADEMICS OR MAKING MONEY WITH THEIR FAKE LOVE CRIES. DON'T BE DISTRACTED, THE END GAME IS TO DRILL MONEY OUT OF YOU TILL YOU GET BROKE. embarassed

5). THEY ARE INSATIABLE. HENCE AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GUY KEEPS AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE AND ALL HE OFFERS THEM IN RETURN IS A DANGLING SOFT DAICK

6) THEY ARE NOT LOYAL.


7) THEY EAT LIKE GLUTTON AND GROW BELLIES LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN. IF YOU DOUBT THIS, WALK TO A NEARBY EATERY ON THEIR DAY OF FAKE LOVE CELEBRATION CALLED VALENTINE. YOU WILL SEE THEIR TABLES FILLED WITH FOODS AND DRINKS THEY CAN'T AFFORD COURTESY OF A NEW MAGA IN FRONT OF HIM SMILING LIKE A ROASTED GOAT WHILE HE PATIENTLY EMPTIES HIS POCKET. GOLD DIGGING MEN
grin

cool NIGERIAN MEN SEE RELATIONSHIP AS A SEXUAL ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. ONCE YOU'RE IN THEIR LOVE TRAP, THEY EXPECT YOU TO DO WHAT THEIR MOTHERS CAN'T TAKE undecided


once you spot a Nigerian gUY showing you green light, be careful as the smile is fake. The quality and quantity of love you get from him depends on how financially buoyant you are and what gifts you have to offer cool[/b]
RomanceRe: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Dyt(f): 5:20pm On Feb 11, 2015
Skii
Skii
Skii
Nairaland GeneralRe: Opinions And Advices Needed by Dyt(f): 5:15pm On Feb 11, 2015
Thomsyne:
Aii... Thanks sis... Been wanting to get since... Maybe its just about time I did that
Sis actually
*opens teeth*

Oya hurry before u run dry
When kpetus is too much how won't u loose blood
tongue
RomanceRe: My 10th Year Wedding Anniversary by Dyt(f): 5:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
10 long yes
Damn
Congrats

Sorry I don't know anywhere but how has the journey been so far.
I like to read it
CelebritiesRe: Hello Guys Am Single Need You. by Dyt(f): 5:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
Ashunu
FamilyRe: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Dyt(f): 5:03pm On Feb 11, 2015
jnrbayano:
Haven't you remembered anything to share as yet? smiley
Share ur own first na
Nairaland GeneralRe: Opinions And Advices Needed by Dyt(f): 4:52pm On Feb 11, 2015
Its called ERM ERM
Series?
Not sure

U need blood tonic
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by Dyt(f): 4:49pm On Feb 11, 2015
Dude been in the game a long time
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: I Miss Place My Marriage Certificate by Dyt(f): 4:37pm On Feb 11, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Go and perform another one
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
FamilyRe: I Know You're Not Coming Home. by Dyt(f): 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
onegig:
Ahhhh...Ema binu.

Seriously , I had forgotten about it.

Lots of things on my mind and hands. Just came in recently. Your post here reminded me about it.

I am so sorry. But I guess it's working fine now?
Not picked it up, I just hope that man don't spoil things when fixing them broken places.
I hope it works fine else I will so hold y responsible
FamilyRe: I Know You're Not Coming Home. by Dyt(f): 4:10pm On Feb 11, 2015
onegig:
@Dyt. Just remembered after seeing your post. I am in lag now but make it this week else I am off again.
Iyaf vex gan ooo
Mum actually took it somewhere yesterday.
FamilyRe: I Know You're Not Coming Home. by Dyt(f): 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2015
Beautiful
FamilyRe: I Miss Place My Marriage Certificate by Dyt(f): 3:35pm On Feb 11, 2015
loistee:
so you have never heard misplace in your entire miserable life. Na wa o
loistee:
You are big fool.
U are balling hard oooo
grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Take A Nairalander Out On A Date On Valentine's Day! by Dyt(f): 3:30pm On Feb 11, 2015
Tymax:
grin haaa, I don order for flower o. but....
But kini
*hammer*
RomanceRe: Take A Nairalander Out On A Date On Valentine's Day! by Dyt(f): 3:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
pinkberries:
Hmmm na wa to you oo, tot u were my padi? Why the abandonement.
I think abt u like always
Will call u soon
FamilyRe: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Dyt(f): 11:47am On Feb 11, 2015
Scratching head looking up rolling eyes and thinking.
CelebritiesRe: Ice's Prince's Girlfriend Promotes His Album With Major Boobs Display by Dyt(f): 11:30am On Feb 11, 2015
Oloyan ibepe
cry cry cry
FamilyRe: Hubby Doesnt Communicate by Dyt(f): 11:23am On Feb 11, 2015
Do the stripper dance for him, wear costumes
grin cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: I Need Your Advice On This Pls by Dyt(f): 11:15am On Feb 11, 2015
He didn't say u are also his best friend?
FamilyRe: Wives, How Long Is Too Long? by Dyt(f): 11:12am On Feb 11, 2015
jaybee3:
What stops you from touching him?
Maybe the man is broke na
grin grin grin
He will be thinking of how to feed her n the kids and the only thing she's worrying herself abt is sex.
#jstsaying#
FamilyRe: Wives, How Long Is Too Long? by Dyt(f): 10:03am On Feb 11, 2015
jaybee3:
Please write more
Lol
No cos I will abuse the woman ni and then abuse the husband and tag u along.

How u been boo?
FamilyRe: Wives, How Long Is Too Long? by Dyt(f): 10:00am On Feb 11, 2015
OK am expecting to read what have u done to ursef? Are u fat n ugly? Look good. Seduce him. Do this n that
Arghhhhhhh
When will all these stop being centred on us women?
Can't men make changes?

U have 4kids madam and u still wanna be serviced every other day?
Ok 2 months is long enuf

In short I don't wanna write more
FamilyRe: Why Are We Making Marriage Difficult by Dyt(f): 9:54am On Feb 11, 2015
Clearing throat
*making the annoying sound*
*takes it n out*

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