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FamilyRe: Once Again, Tpia Is Godfearing, Caveat Emptor, I Am Not Here Looking To Cheat by Dyt(f): 10:34pm On Dec 28, 2014
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FamilyRe: 10 Things To Say To A Woman In Labour by Dyt(f): 9:09pm On Dec 28, 2014
Muchechechechecheche

Meet an aggressive woman
Na slaps sure pass
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 7:51pm On Dec 28, 2014
bukatyne:
Ok

Draw a clear line between business and pleasure

If they see you are married, that should scare them to back off if conditions are right.

I do not think it is healthy for there to be a lot of admirers at This stage.
Hahahaha
Infact they prefer married women
Both single/engaged and married men, u wld be surprised how they flock arnd looking for prey

I am not distracted as I am and been used to it
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 7:46pm On Dec 28, 2014
Tallesty1:
laughing my lungs out.


You are responsible for whatever happens to my ribs this evening.



*can't just stop laughing*
Not yet

One asked me if it contains kimberlite
I was like what's that
He said can I dig diamond there
I said before nko
Raw diamond
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 7:37pm On Dec 28, 2014
bukatyne:
How do admirers have your phone mumber and the guts to send you messages as a married womanhuh
It can be business at first and then they get to admire

I hardly go out, most of my admirers are customers and even old friends that refresh their contacts and see my number

Admirers can even come frm anywhere not like I printed my phone number on my shirts.
EventsRe: Traditional Wedding/engagement Ceremony Of A Nairalander by Dyt(f): 6:47pm On Dec 28, 2014
Happy married life beautiful bride

All the ladies above 27yrs of age, 2015 wee not pass una by ooo
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 6:42pm On Dec 28, 2014
Tallesty1:
lols..... How do you handle themhuhhuhhuh
Its very easy
I jst ask for at least 10million naira cash

And then u don't see them again
Infact I have some that tually asks me beat down the price and then I increase it again, before u know it, they are gone

Very simple strategy
RomanceRe: I Love Her...but Her Parents Wont Allow Her Have A Bf...help by Dyt(f): 6:39pm On Dec 28, 2014
11yrs diff
Oma da ju ooo
U want to ruin her life like u ruined previous ones abi
Aiye manika oo
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 6:28pm On Dec 28, 2014
Tallesty1:
We talking about married people.

BTW the problem is not what your admirers sent to you, Your response to them is what may get him angry.
And who says married women don't have admirers? grin grin grin

Infact I have more admirers than some single ladies
FamilyRe: Is Checking Your Spouse's Phone Wrong? by Dyt(f): 6:11pm On Dec 28, 2014
I have no issues with u checking my phone
But pls don't question me when u see admirers msgs
Na u know wetin u find go my phone
U only see what u ask of

And yes if I go thru ur phone too, my loss/gain
FamilyRe: Share Your [pregnancy] Cravings Stories/Experiences by Dyt(f): 9:49am On Dec 28, 2014
When I was preggy, I can't rem me having any cravings cos I was sick all thru, the little time I ate, I had pizza, walked down 6streets jst to go get party rice frome a frnds frnds house.

Most crave party rice and even at odd hours
FamilyRe: My Engagement aω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ Wedding Pictures by Dyt(f): 9:41am On Dec 28, 2014
God bless your union
FamilyRe: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by Dyt(f): 9:28am On Dec 27, 2014
*dancing*
I saw u my beloved tpia

Morning my pretty princess
Pls don't come attacking me as I am here on a good note

Jst to wish u a very wonderful day
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Dyt(f): 9:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
Collynzo419:
Shut up fool

Just go and tell your family to clean up and stop destroying their environment- simple
Mababo shogbo
Mon ba e pile e up
Jst one shot u will break the screen of whatever u typing it

Unam ikot
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Dyt(f): 9:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
Collynzo419:
I dont know what you are talking about Mrs F. Are you insane?

What have you contributed to Lagos State? You spend all your time gossiping on NL instead doing productive things.

what is the reference to my big toe about? Is it like you are able to know the size of Prick?


Just stop generalizing about Lagos Island and commend the government for their efforts, point out the negatives and tell your family to leave a cleaner life.
U need check ursef
Am sure the blood that's supposed to be circulating to ur brain has clot inbtwn ur balls

Young man, don't let me start with u
I rest my case
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Dyt(f): 9:08pm On Dec 26, 2014
Collynzo419:
I am not here to scare you but let you know that you do not make generalizations like you did on this thread.

The part of Lagos Island you went to needs government attention but it does not constitute the whole of Lagos Island like you suggested.

As you can see from your pics, most of those people living there contribute to the problems you saw.

You said you went to spend Xmas with your family, can you encourage them to be cleaner and stop putting their waste in the drainage- it blocks it and leads to flooding and makes the road unmotorable. That is not the fault of the government.

Thanks
So its one family that contributed to that mess?
If the so called LAWMA came to do their jobs, will there be any waste not to talk of being all stalled up in a place?

Young man, stop making excuses, absolutely none of it is making any sense
This is jst the few I cld take, am sure u took ur time to read where some were talking abt other places
Absolutely no reason is justified


Oh were u the one that disguised like u wanted a vacation package?
Sorry u got it all wrong
I am nobodys meal
Try it and u will bite ur big fat toe
Trust me

In Allah I put my hopes
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Dyt(f): 8:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
Collynzo419:
It is good to show places that need government attention but DO NOT WRITE FALSE STORIES ABOUT YORUBALAND.

Your title is misleading because the areas you have mentioned do no constitute the whole of Lagos Island.

Mrs Da***l be very very careful please
Mrs what?
Finish it

I never hid my identity, I am not scared
This is for the world to see, am sure others too have pictures of sorry states of where they are living in lagos, the thing is we jst like to live in denial
Fela sang it already
FamilyRe: Can You Convert Someone To Gayism? by Dyt(f): 9:38am On Dec 26, 2014
kayjasper:
You sef you don make me laugh sote my tea don become dry gin!!!

Abeg no let mama tpia die of vexation o!!!

Buhhaha
Tpia see
We have fans already

*why don't u let me hold u by the hands baby?*
Oh my pretty tpia
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Dyt(f): 9:34am On Dec 26, 2014
Obiagelli:
You are very correct. If only there's a way they can shut down activities in the area to all serious reconstruction
Obiagelli:
You are very correct. If only there's a way they can shut down activities in the area to all serious reconstruction
This is a residential area ma'am
Not market
Ppl live here
I live here
*raises eyebrow*
So we shld all be sent packing
To where pls?
FamilyRe: Can You Convert Someone To Gayism? by Dyt(f): 9:07am On Dec 26, 2014
Tpia darling
Admit it for once
Stop fighting it
I am urs truly
*tickles her*

Smile for me jor
FamilyRe: Can You Convert Someone To Gayism? by Dyt(f): 9:01am On Dec 26, 2014
tpia0003:
aunty, what is wrong with you?

please stop stalking me, i've warned you severally to desist.

you have your Islamic section reserved for you, i do not follow you or respond to your posts, yet you constantly develop sleepless nights over me.

whatever is your plan for me in this new year, may you, your family, friends and well wishers as well as hangers on, experience it in Jesus Name.

ten million of you cannot touch me my dear, why is that so hard for you to understand?

if you like, go and dig up whoever you consider my great great grandfather and my great grandmother twenty times removed, call gej and buhari to send their people to anywhere you feel my ancestors laid their head or claim as hometown, you will and must continually fail and ever be a failure in your life, that is not my concern.

Your babalawos are powerless unless they are investigating your matter, do you get it? Your alfas and babalawos work for me because whom God has blessed (ie myself) no man, woman, demon of any religion, ethnicity, nationality or country, or nler from anywhere, can curse. Do yuo need this spelled out in a dialect you can understand?


idowuoggo, r231 etc, all her friends, explain these things to her nah.
Omalicha baby
Are we quarreling?
Ok I know how lovers fight
Yes u are right, I have sleepless nights thinking abt u, can't u see it
Give me a chance and I will prove it to u

*kneels down, dear Tpia lololo, will u be mine*
Pls say yes

I loff u *does mouth like a duck*
FamilyRe: Can You Convert Someone To Gayism? by Dyt(f): 8:58am On Dec 26, 2014
RoyalRoy:
Ho-Ho-Ho.....Merry Xmas my naughty boo!!!
Wish u same honey pie
Chop kiss

*dont let tpia see u oo*
FamilyRe: Can You Convert Someone To Gayism? by Dyt(f): 5:09am On Dec 26, 2014
Oh my pretty Tpia
I have so missed u
Don't I deserve a hug?
Its boxing day, so I shld expect a warm gift frm u

Btw have I told u how badly I want u?

Happy new year in advance as 2015 is gonna be our year

*cheers to the goodlife baby*
Nairaland GeneralRe: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by Dyt(f): 4:45am On Dec 25, 2014
[quote author=tosinendowed post=29179443]merry christmas to the following people....

5. Dyt
[quote]Same to u
Have a blast
FamilyRe: Disadvantages Of Divorce by Dyt(f): 11:32pm On Dec 23, 2014
undecided undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Best Way To Divorce Or Get Rid Of My Wife by Dyt(f): 10:15pm On Dec 23, 2014
Oh why na
Why did u deactivate ur account
Ehn
I for don help u reset ur head in my own woman ways
That money u don't wanna spend on her, u will wish u actually did

Idowuogbo
Come and see oooo
Nkechi
Chigozie
RomanceRe: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Dyt(f): 10:02pm On Dec 23, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Lolz...trust me na the Ijogbon Juliets like us dey soft pass when it comes situation like this. Sha help us the e-crew do the ground work. Ko report le oo...Infact ba mi check temperature re. grin grin
I go go give am booobie suck
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Dyt(f): 9:48pm On Dec 23, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Awww...eyah I understand....take ya time but make sure you bugging her with calls o...ba mi fa mora shogbo? Oshe padi e kiss
She's a strong lady
She doesn't need that lol
Trust me she's fine
RomanceRe: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Dyt(f): 9:35pm On Dec 23, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Sharrap dia! Ngbo? O ti lo ri shoefreak? Make time mehn angry
Babe
No be like that oo
Was running arnd for my cousins wedding
Thank God she's wedded now
And its odun time, mum won't be much arnd, don't wanna be carrying lil man up and running arnd, when she's stable will go Insha Allah
FamilyRe: Which Tribe Drinks And Smoke Marijuana A Lot? by Dyt(f): 6:20pm On Dec 23, 2014
Americans n Jamaicans


*ppl from Ekiti too*
grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Young Guys Going Bald,how Do You Handle It? by Dyt(f): 5:33pm On Dec 23, 2014
Bald men are sexy jor
Especially if u tall and slim
Perfecto
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Banky W And His Younger Brother Funmi, Who Is Finer? by Dyt(f): 7:19pm On Dec 19, 2014
That funmi dude is fine
Damn
When he smiles he jst calls it all
Bt I like bald men so I go for banky
grin grin grin grin

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