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aaronson: Have sex on the first date and easily get dumped on the last day

Wrong

zicoraads: See you...I can see Ur dirty mind from a million miles.

Shoboleyoke
Na u I dey ask?

ROTFLMAO

Give us full gist
How e take happen?
U enjoy am?

adonismuller: miss me

Who u be?

Checkin for lumps na
Hehehehhe

I miss FREECOCOA

Missy
Can u jst always go straight to the point of ur threads instead of bypassing n giving examples
It makes it really hard for some of us to understand

I will reply based on the topic
She shld talk to her brother abt it, and talk to d bf
Am sure she matured enuf to know what next after hearing both parties
Bt we all know boys don't like their frnds datin their sis

I need to start missing ppl

lynpetra: Ok....
;DHope u had ur fun.

Certainly babe
Oya take charge
No gree for all those gals n guys o
I dey ur back gidigba
Anywhere, jst call my name
We go scatter

lynpetra: How can he be in two places at same time?
Anyway I ldont need him to scratch my bacK,buy me my car and I will be d one doing the massaging with abonikin

Him go do everyth
Scratch my back, play with my pimples, buy me all the things, and still call me mummy
That's how we do it baby
Muchachachachachachacha

Abeg mk I go before these leprosy finge.red ppl start with me

Cash ya larra gal

lynpetra: Wait for wetin??
Abeg allow me hustle



@op,You better shine ur eyes o.My boobi still stand like excited ****.Dyt own don fall ooo.Her own
ey comot cow milk oooo.

Hehehehhehe
She know know where him dey
P baby, tell her u her scratching my back already
Muchechechecheche

2s£xy:
sir Seun was viewing it a few minutes ago

Now he having letting these tiny legged cockraoches talk to their aunt

thehunted: Op,
What d hell are u replying every post as if you are a football superstar in a question and answer section? You are giving lousy women like dyt the room to attack you. Guy,be smart.

Secondly,why buy a car for a mere girlfriend? What do u do for a living? Yahoo Yahoo? If u actually work for this money then u should invest it rather than give it to a supposedly big girl from a poor background. How many houses do u have?

Men who work for their money don't do the kind of things u did.

@dyt,
Quit insulting everyone here. Take your frustrations on your man if u have any.

F0rk it!

Where did I insult anyone now
If I start now, u ppl will say I have started
I have bn keepin my calm o
U ppl won't stop lookin for my trouble
And I don't even insult ppl o
*sobs*

Can someone pls summarise this bait for me?

lynpetra: Op,please you know I love you.There will b a lot of temptation from ladies tonight ,please ignore them.If u can buy me that Mercedes Benz,I no mind carry u for back with wrapper from house to office everyday

Wetin dey worry u na
Wait for ur turn
U be number 4 on d list
No mk me vex o
I fit no return am o

oluwaisaac: YOU SEE THIS GIRL CALLED DYT JUST EXPLOITED YOUR WEAKNESS....MUST YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO A MERE GIRL? YOU MADE YOUR POINT, IT SHOULD BE FINAL!

Shhhhhh
U screaming
Did u jst call a grown assss woman a mere gal?
I have repented, else na head u go take waka comot for here

Maximus85: That Dude really do love you. Don't ever let him go.

Yh I know
Thnx same
Giggles

mizzthang: Why do I feel like I know who this is...

Lmao
He's nt ur bf shogbo
Hehehhehehehe

They haf bringing it to homepage?

redsquare: Is it that you are too lazy to spell words correctly or you are just being silly? The whole thing you wrote is incoherent. What the f.ucck is 'fwendz,fink,ous,fank,jes,nau'?

ROTFLMAO
U haf vex finish

UcLloyd: Why is it that you're on every thread, not jus on it, u contribute. Wah is it that u do sef?

I am a bored n jobless
What do u expec?
*sobs*

Choi
Omidan titi


How far now
U moved out? Cos its over 2mnths
Ur reconciled with ur family n frnds?
What's ur present situation now cos ur matter don pass to dey look back, na forward things

ax2xb: u better but ur fone for silent, or plug in into a live outlet
cos d way u'd be receiving alerts, your phone's battery go hear am . .

Knocks him
Walks outta thread
Mission accomplished

ax2xb: Dont worry, we go talk outside nairaland. I dont want these
ppl to eavesdrop on our conversation . . U know as e dey go, hot mama

Talk here o
Make everybody know as u dey scope me
I know know as e dey go o until I see alert
Hehehehehehhehehehe

Dolcilicious: its lyk one of ma fwend dd,cz i met him @ hz ous wen i visited him.Sowie abt d k leg,its ma first tym

See, if u wanna write in short forms, pls do correctly
WTH is fwend, sowie?
I write in shorthands too bt e dey mk sense
I had to read over and over


If u like him, express ur feelings
How old are u btw?
Jst wanna be sure am talkin with an adult

BoboYekini: Mmhmm. na the new OT to take catch babes for NL be dis abi?

Ayamu tellin u
See as we take queue

ax2xb: me

Hmm hmmm
Emi ni

Iwo?
U dey take broke woman play?
Snaps fingers at him

ax2xb: Update ke? Shey bi we don gist nah . .
I don tell my banker to credit your account . . I don give am .

So no shake, u go soon see credit alert once he's done . . .

Yimu
Oniyeye no tell am to take d little wey dey dia o

ax2xb: Na gold dey there . . even Toolz Oniru sef no fit ask for all these

Na diamond I stuck there
U go fear load
I better pass ur gf o
Reason why u wld spend on me Ur last kobo

Bia
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