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lynpetra: Bros did you say u bought her a motor

Bros where have u bEEN all my life

Cmon go line up
We on d queue here
I am number one
Agbgift nos 2
Smhart nos 3
Wait for ur turn

ax2xb: Lol, funny you
Ax Tobeex <ax2xb@fastmail.fm>
Send your acct details shaparly, abi u no need money niii ?

I don send u mail
Aswear if u no send me money ehn
Money wey get weight o
I go do u smth for drm
*touches ground n licks*

ax2xb: I am the son of a wealthy polithiefcian . . .

If this is true then I must chop outta d national cake
Send me original email jor


Bt somewhere in ur post, u said u were broke for a while and then u worked n worked n worked
U don dey lie small small oo

ax2xb: I dont hav ur account detailz ma'am

Then dat email addy nt correct
U dey lie for me
Ur paddy?

ax2xb: Update: she is saying if i try takin d car back, she would implicate me
that the vehicle was her own share of a fraudulent transaction we did . . Like seriously . . blackmail?
How can it be your own share and yet be in my name, and yet u dont have the originals sef . . ?
How stupid . . Coming from a 29yr old lady . .

U sef sure say u no dey do any fraudulent deal? No go implicate ursef o
She b woman and she fit take u frm d back u thinkin u got d lead

Oya talk true
Wetin u sef dey do

ax2xb: She can hold on to her posh fones, flat screen 3D TVs, home theatre systems
Laptop, netbook, her wardrobe; and last but not the least, her aprtment

Ehn ehn
Oga ju
I hp if u credit me u won't tell NLers u gave me some money?
Oya send me d money sharp sharp
I won't tell my husband it was u dat gave me
True, I won't

ax2xb: I hope it was this way . . . . But it's not . . .

I don hear u na
U are over her

So what's d latest update

Agbgift: Op should collect his car, cos the car is in his name and not hers.
She has no right keeping another mans property in her possession.

@op if she refuses, arrest her for car theft.

Lmao
U don vex
Hehehehhehehe
Make d babe hold unto smth na
At least na her gain b dat na
3yrs of pounding n diff styles
Haba
She derserves it
Heheheheheh

Agbgift: @Op see better offer wey Dyt dey give you so. Glab it.

No mind am jor
I don vex sef

ax2xb: Noted; and wat follows after she realizes her mistakes ..

No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yimu
U still love her jor
Stop doin shakara

Mermaid.of.life:
i wont jor
boo-boo me

Oya pade mi labe igi

ax2xb: Public declaration of independence love

Will you Dyt, divorce your husband, and accept the humble demotion from being wife to being girlfriend
in my arms. Remuneration is packaged very well . . flights to Dubai for shopping 3 times a week . 0th class
you shall sit in the cockpit next to the pilots . . Transfer of 100k daily to your bank account
And transfer of 50k weekly to each member of your extended family.
Oya send your account number, let me wire the money and let's seal dis deal . .

*opens eyes n mouth*
Chineke
Na wa o

Smhart1: Ax2xb and Dyt

I will be a veli veli gd gyel
*touches ground and licks*

Agbgift: You nor hear op say the girl na nairalander.
Nor go let the babe waley you for road for boyfriend snatching things. I nor fit fight for you o.

Hehehehheh
She don chop her own na
Mk me too chop, I go even give d OP gd gd loving join am

Me and u contributed na, we go share am
I don't mind sef if d op say he wan date me and u
U in?
Mk we rock d guy world
Take am to planet 507
Muchechechechecheche

ax2xb: ax2xb@fastmail.fm
Like seriously, I can do all that for you, ON ONE CONDITION:

Hehehehehehe
What condition?
And are u nt supposed to be the guy?
Send a mail and ask me be ur gf dammit
A request of my acc number to follow so u can jst send me a token of 300k

chaloner: R.I.P English Language. This is why mikel lost lost and lost again...........

Wetin he is this one I dey talking?

ax2xb: i dont want her back, av talked to countless time, i've even lost count sef . .
i dont want her to change, 3 yrs have proved she cannot . .
me screaming about the car, is for the men-folk
imagine me pass by and she points a finger at me and said . . he's my biggest mugu
mission accomplished, right . .

and this mission shall not be accomplished . . .
dats all nothing more

Ok na
Pull a call thru
Biatch, I want my car back
Sefini

Hehehehhehehehe
Abeg come buy my own car o, I no want much, na Range Rover 2015
Don't worry, I won't be like her
I will only ask for 500k a week, shoppin every 2weeks, vacation every mnth
Take care of my extended families too
Very simple
Am sure u can afford all those without comin here and seekin advice on how u want ur things back
Oya send me a mail mk we start frm there
See am making this official for al NLers to see o, me I won't hide our affair o, infact d whole world will know abt it
I dey wait for ur mail
*serious mode*

ax2xb: Dyt do u wanna hear the whole story?
I am not God but what I am about to say is true.
Actually met her when I was financially unstable. She's just there, low income earner . .
Until I worked like there was no tomorrow and actually made it (not so big but big enough to spend recklessly)
She cannot survive without me, yes, even for 1 month, and still eat 3 square meals . . No insults intended but I must state the facts.
Yes she's been surviving for 3weeks on the money I sent to her before she left. . . i send her money like she's on salary, damn.
100k, 70k, 50k, as low as 10k and as much as 500k . . Pure fact !!!
She even lost her job and how much does she earn? A paltry 20k or so . . u can imagine
How can someone who earns 20k maintain a Lexus? So i av been doing the maintenance ever since . . .
I had know right from day one, she was not gonna be my wife. Yes, the handwriting were all over . .
BUt u know this kind of feelingu get, hoping one day they would change for the better
And 3 yrs have come and gone, no change . .
So i know what I'm saying . . . It's just that u are a woman and would naturally defend your people . .

Bt u did dis all out of love na
Have u ever complained to her abt her ways?
U knew she was never gonna be ur wife so what's d fuss now?

Let her be and then move on
Don't talk to her or anyth
Delete her, yh its hard bt u won't die
LET HER GO
Forget d car
U are worth more than
U goin on abt d car shows u want her back and her changing

Mermaid.of.life:
hehehehehe...let them self-service o!
When they squirt their cum it will b in their palms and not on my back **eew**
kiss-kiss

U killing them
No reply any of them PMs o

ax2xb: Dyt, Dyt, Dyt, how many tmes I call ur name?

Yes, that's my name
Spill it all, I wanna read and so are others
U givin half story, u want us to condem her
Never, me I won't do that
U got her a car cos u loved her and wanted her happy
U give her all she wants cos u know she deserves it
All of a sudden u start seein her negative side and concluding
I can bet all u wrote abt her are one of ur conclusions

U talked abt money u deposited, are u 100% sure she spent it like u said? Talkin abt livin extravagant, u made her live that way

For her nt to even be moved, am sure she's financially stable without u

U made it look here like she can't survive without u, and how come she bn surving 3weeks? And sendin a msg, her reply shows she don't even care if u exist

How many times have u asked her give u back ur car? Talk true

ax2xb: I understand where you're coming from . .
But u can never understand where I am coming from, Dyt.

I refuse to understand cos d only thing u makin us understand here is havin ur car back
So she's never made u happy? She's never bn a gal u see wakin up every mornin to? U never seen her as ur MrS?

Jst cos of some misunderstanding, u here labelling her black

Oma se oo

ax2xb: And i hope she will give me back all the lost "fluid>"
Like i said, stop jumping to conclusions . . . Abortion? Zero, hell yeah. The bitch never even got pregnant for me for 1 second
; you're talking abortion . . Rubbish

Talkin abt fluid, u for use hand dey comot am na
Shior

Now she a biatch?
I can bet jst her chattin u up, ur anger will subside
I like dat lady
Its gd to put men like u in places u belong

Correct

Agbgift: Obviously, he is scared of loosing her and that is the advantage the lady in question is using against him. She knows he can't do without her and as such she can afford to misbehave and he will accept her back.

There's more to dis story
Why is d lady acting dis way?
Scratches head
Abeg go call am mk we read her own part o

ax2xb: Yes oh, my car ohhhhhhhhhh
And come to think of what ; why would i be ashamed to say you . .
Has anyone ever bought you a car . . Don't lie plz . . .

No one o
That's why I wanna b ur gf na


And by takin ur car back, I hp u will give her back all d abortions and styles she gave u

Agbgift: And I guess she is among the guest viewing this thread.
@ op you need serious flogging. You be first class abaya.
What is your aim of directing her to this thread?
So that she will see your update and get scared and start begging you?
Its obvious, you love and want her back,even if she uses your head to pound. So why disturb us with your cry before?
Everybody the thread is closed. @op doesn't need anymore advise.

He's scared loosin her
The fears are so obvious in his writings
Love can do person smth o

Abeg channel dat to me na mbok

ax2xb: UPDATE:

I sent her a message on BBM, pointing to this thread. And here's her response:

Wow
That was interesting
So you need the car?
I hope you reported to the police
You?
I really have nothing to say
Whatever you like, go on and do it
I will be waiting . . .

Hehehehhehehe
She don sign
Lmao

ax2xb: Quite sad, that you're not viewing this from my perspective. Your judgment is biased.
My mates dey buy house . . Okay, I don buy car, and the relationship come worsen , ,
what would have happend if i bought a house . ? Tell me
She cant get a better man, no be swear . .
Na from small, we dey know pikin wey dey enter bush. Unless of course, she changes her lifestyle,
what sort of man would wanna pass through what I am going through. Only he
who wear the shoe knows where it pinches. . .
Do you till today, her family doesn't know who bought the car for her? I was expecting her to tell them
she never did, So when they popped the question on how she got a car considering the fact she's a low-income earner
I would really love to know what she told them for an answer

U kept on goin abt d car
My car dis
Car dat
Come off it abeg

Sijo01: Please summarize if you read the whole post

U brought me here
Tot u read it

That thing don show me pepper
Love and understanding nt enuf mehn, jealousy sets in so bad, it becomes borin few times cos all u do is chat,skype,vid call,calls. U can't feel ur partner when u need them most, person go strong o

ax2xb: Ehen, oya gimme the list to wife you . . A 2015 Lamborghini Aventador , i guess?

Hmmmmmm
Nodding head
This shows u buy love, attention too
Why do I feel u have a low self esteem
*rolling eyeballs*