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Romance › Re: Tired Of This Relationship by Dyt(f): 8:51am On Jan 10, 2014
ax2xb: Update for her (cos she;s also a nairalander):

I've actually reported to top-ranking police friends and have declared the car as forcefully taken/stolen.
I tell this girl can play games and if she senses i wanna retrieve might do something funny.
At least she knows I kept the originals with me, and datz y i kept them with me
So if she is hesitant, she know's what will follow .. I will not be labeled a fool. I refuse to be one, not anymore

Your juju don fail . . .
See coward
U had to create another handle
Smh, grow some balls


U want us to know u met on NL innit? So ur likes can bash us kwa
I am ready for all of una
Romance › Re: Tired Of This Relationship by Dyt(f): 8:43am On Jan 10, 2014
ax2xb: ^ I can gladly say the problem was me, cos I "over-loved" her and she took advantage of her.
No biggie, i can actually forfeit it, although it's a high-end one . .
I know she will sell it, cos she can't maintain it, I've been maintaining it from my own side of the world, so u see . .
But i will not allow her sell that car and deposit the money into her account and still spend it frivolously . .
Nope, i'll take the smile away and derive her of that pleasure. She has to trek to all the places she's driven too . .
And maybe she can just see life from a different perspective.
Talking about myself, I know the stuff I'm made of; buh I guess we all make mistakes, and this is mine
Bia
And what u feeling like?
Some king?
Wetin u do sef wey u dey beat chest? Common car? Ur mates dey buy house for maitama n asokoro, u dey there dey flex muscles
*mimics him, I will mk sure she treks to where she drove to*
U be God?
U think if u go she can't get a better man?

See abt the pictures, I do it a lot when I wanna get his attention, infact, I use myself and a mans pix jst to get him jealous
Am sure if she comes here now, her story will be diff frm urs, y'all likes to paint ursef white

If u wanna collect ur car, do so and some makin noise
Hisses
Romance › Re: Tired Of This Relationship by Dyt(f): 11:42pm On Jan 09, 2014
Op
Me ayam single o
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 10:29pm On Jan 09, 2014
[quote author=Mermaid.of.life]My love, how far?[/quote]Baby mmo
Choi
Na my ploperty u put for these wankers eyes so
Dey for don self-service comot the gd shidren God give dem
Chimo
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 9:42pm On Jan 09, 2014
Clears throat
Romance › Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Dyt(f): 3:54pm On Jan 08, 2014
When he's angry he will say hmmmmmm, k, really, ok
Or ask me what love is
Lmao
D dude can jealousing no b small
Family › Re: Cheating Husbands: Ladies Only by Dyt(f): 11:31am On Jan 08, 2014
longthinx: You pple rush to comment. Are you married. If yes are you 100% sure ur hubby is not cheating. Why have u not divorced him. AMATEURS!!!!
Lmao
E don take am personal
Hehehhhehe
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 11:20am On Jan 08, 2014
[quote author=Mermaid.of.life]hmmmm....did ur booty get fatter than it already ishuh
Wow!!! Chisozu!!
Lol (i joke , i joke) cheesy[/quote]Stop tickling me
Hehehehheehehe
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 10:49am On Jan 08, 2014
[quote author=Mermaid.of.life]why she no go vex.
Mxxcheeew.
Where have u been?[/quote]$

My babe
Jumps on her
U fit carry me so?
Romance › Re: Urgent Advice - 2go Friend Got Pregnant last month....... by Dyt(f): 10:16am On Jan 08, 2014
Sijo01: Are you well?
Lmao
Dis got me laughing
Hahhaahhahahahahah
Family › Re: He Lost His Dad Whom I Never Met, One Year Ago; How Do I Console Him? by Dyt(f): 9:51am On Jan 08, 2014
NLers won't kill me
Lmao
This nt funny really
Guys behave

If he's close to u, go see him, hold his hands, look him in d eyes and tell him all will be fine *might lead to gbimgbim u know*

If he's far, call him, sing him a song, do the things that wld mk him laugh, u shld know him better, jst make him know he's got u

I hp this works
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 11:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Mermaid.of.life]so u're here abi.....
**rolls eyes**[/quote]I came lookin for u ni na
She don vex
Romance › Re: Space In A Relationship by Dyt(f): 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2014
So u expect me click on dat link?

I love this my new gif

Romance › Re: Love Don Die For Naija by Dyt(f): 10:43pm On Jan 07, 2014
I agree to some extent
Bt love dey o
I love die
Romance › Re: How Will I Know My Future Wife by Dyt(f): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2014
She go write am for forehead
Its usually invisible to everyone else except u
Romance › Re: Ways Some People Deliberately Destroy Their Relationship by Dyt(f): 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2014
Ehn ehn
So u mean I don't have the right to my partners phone?
Its cos of d trouble I wanna mk that's why I will snoop
He will explain to me bits to bits cos he's agressively jealous too
Phones › Re: The New LG Phone LG G Flex by Dyt(f): 10:22pm On Jan 07, 2014
I don dey eye am already
Celebrities › Re: Dancer Gets A Hard On While On Set With Maheeda For Her New Music Video by Dyt(f):
E don imagine say he dey give am frm back
Hehehheheheh
Crime › Re: SHAME: 2 Friend Fight Bloody Over Girl Who Dislike Both [PHOTOS] by Dyt(f): 9:12pm On Jan 07, 2014
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 9:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
^ why u shouting?
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
Lovexme: I'm sure you've got your reason(s).
For ur own gd youngman
U too young to face what I will do to u
Romance › Re: My Wife Has Crazy Temper Tantrums by Dyt(f): 8:38pm On Jan 07, 2014
Na wa o
My wife dis, my husband dat
Sighs
Romance › Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 8:28pm On Jan 07, 2014
Lovexme: My ultimate fantasy: A three-some with two les or bi females.

Mizzthang and Mermaid wouldn't be a bad idea tongue
STAY CLEAR THOSE TWO
Food › Re: Garri And Groundnut (epa) Versus Garri And Friend/smoked Fish (eja Didin) by Dyt(f): 7:04pm On Jan 07, 2014
mizzthang: I know u oooooooo


U are that gey wey chop dah guy money run dat tym... u broke his heart....
tongue
Me?
I don't brk ppls hrt o
Chineke
Nairaland General › Re: Threaders Versus Posters: Who Says The Most Awkward Things by Dyt(f): 6:20pm On Jan 07, 2014
^ stop stalkin her dammit
Food › Re: Garri And Groundnut (epa) Versus Garri And Friend/smoked Fish (eja Didin) by Dyt(f): 6:18pm On Jan 07, 2014
mizzthang: tongue tongue

Sue me!
Do I know u?

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