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*in american accent*
Oh well, we all wanna feel among

Booty butt chic: ......incoming

Where u hide yesterday

xynerise: Why are you ''choing'' and ''Chaing''?

Afunlayanwu
Omache agwu
Spits
Shrugs shoulder and snaps fingers
Omanlanwe

xynerise: Yes na. How would I know if they molest you without physical evidences? I need to see some finger prints on your butt and bosom .

And probably dik print on your *Clears throat*

Choi
Chineke meeeeee ooooo
Chai
*speakin in igbo*

xynerise: What the hell is ''Skelewu''?

Ask me again

xynerise: My friend stop giving false alarm jor. Wait until they molest you before you report them to me

I shld wait till its done before u caution dem
Aiye ma ni ika oo *this world can b wicked ooo*

xynerise: My place? Are you mistaking Barley wine for Zobo?

No b only Barley
U no see skelewu

xynerise: *Closes nose*
Have you been drinking sour zobo?

D one I drank at ur place
U wan mk I tell ppl

spikes C: woman, why are you always hyper-active. From small talk, you don dey tear shirt, dey grab trouser anyhow

That thing wey u want, you go chop am one day oo

Cryin for help
These BOYS wants to rape me ooo
Somebody help

Xynerise stop takin shots and do smth

MayorSchwags: ha! u jus punched d wong dude
#grabs her bra#
ago spoil yor fine gyal today.
spikes c ds babe oo

Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye
Egbami ooooooo
Ori iya mi ooooo

MayorSchwags: wow, ds Dyt babe can woo. ds her method ehn . Spikes isin for some rough tough love hehe

Punches him

spikes C: Na so them teach you to dey greet your elders


Oya prostrate

Slaps him
Grabs his trousers
Tears his shirt

xynerise: Na Igbo u nearly wan speak?

Belch

uchechuwku: PLS PLS!!

Let us know. Please
D suspense can make someone sick.

I've been having arguments with my Brother for days. All the cars we guessed has already been said on this thread.
*why I dey worry over another man's money sef?*

U go fear vexation na
Lmao

spikes C: [size=18pt]Hello, everyone [/size]

Must u shout
Hian

Cld the two posters above me pls get a room

Sneezes

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Please, anybody whom I follow should follow me back.
It's just for today![/color]

So afta today, u will unfollow
Singing
Follow follow
Follow follow

Ishsoph:
Is that the much toothed Akinlabi..?

Na wa for dis kind beef oo

Cathaliya: this girl, repent o.

Kingsley Jay: Dyt u don mad finish ah swear

Shshshhshshhs
Don't shout

.

Ishsoph: One of the reasons akinlabi won't be reading your Google help lines tomorrow

Leaf it

*silent fart*

Ishsoph: E don finish, abi make we expect an INCOMING?

Loool

Dj hack: I came @ d ryt tym....tank God i brought ma Mixer and sPeakers, im rocking d evnt*PLAYLIST
1.Davido - skelewu
2.mafikizolo-Khonaa
3.sulu ft salma -Ruby
4.p-square -personally
5.olamide-fuji garbage
send in ur wish list as ur Dj is @ ur service

Screamin and jumpin
DJ in d building
Dancin, shoutin, jumpin
*falls down, I hav broken my leg ooooo*

mr,endowed:
for the records,Am not in any way in support of this indecency and moral decadence being exhibited on a public forum like dis.have u guys ever thought of d classes of persons dt visit dis thread,kids do visit nairaland and is dis what dey Are suppose to learn from us youth? Are we not indirectly confirming what a leader said about us dt d youths aren't ready to lead? instead of us to put heads together and discuss issues dt will be of benefit to us,we Are here talking shit.in what way Are we different from Beverly osu dt represented us in BBA? let me stop here for now.

See as u jump enter dey shout
Ishsoph and Xynerise
Abeg shook him mouth wit corn

xynerise: Sleep ke? Wey I never do my night exercise? Lai lai

Onisekuse

Ishsoph: Stop responding to that thwart

Lol
I don leaf am

So show e haf ended
Na wa o
Dey better stick up by tomorrow efenin o

martyns303: What do u want now?

Get some brain

bookface: leave that loser and let me be the sniper in ya diaper, i promise to play your piper with my viper - and all night long, i could make you scream papa!

ROTFL