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TEA esq™:
We hear you!

Pls cld u b kind enuf to take me arnd?

I am a newbie
Can someone pls show me around

caseless: *taps bumbum*

Slaps him

dont8: Can you be my flatmate, Madam Dyt

Ofcus

spikes C: What is that 2KG padding foam doing under there

U better hide dat thing raisin head

xynerise:

*clears throat*
Well, but you know this is an exhibit na . It is also an offence in Section 6 sub-section 66 of the Bwest Exposure Act 2014

Throws lizard in his mouth

caseless: *lick lips and grab tha bobi in fantasy*

Akpara ino

Judge Xynerise
All the accused are guilty
ALL of them

And see what Spike C said is flat

spikes C: Errm, no!

He said you're not frontaly endowed

I see

XYNERISE
This guy too shld b questioned
He's staring at my chest


KSLIB touched and touched and touched till he expelled

spikes C: Chai, they don't know they're all grown ups ooo

Even this old mama youngee wey no want go marry

Shey u give ur uncle to me
I hope he's rich and influential

Judge Xynerise
Kslib touch ooooo
He touch sotey he dey rob am

virussmart: na wa 4 badt bele people xef Ooo..@Dyt

ROTFLMAO

Dudes, don't see me one on one and try to press nyansh o
Walahi I will slap u

U little boys don't even have resket again
Where cathaliya?

My absence alone is makin u guys cuuum and beat urselves up like babies
Now dat am ere
Wat will u do ehn
Power of erm erm erm erm

And why are u guys fighting urselves
Wat a shame
Pours devils beans all over d place

Kslib: Bites her ****le
..
1-1

Wat?
Slaps him
I will teach u a lesson today

Pls don't rush me
Take it easy ahn ahn
U ppl are nt yet complete
I want 15 of u ppl

Ishsoph: Greatly
was checking every now and then to see whether you'v responded to my greetings.
A word of caution though: Pls dont let Kslib, Kingsley Jay, Casleless come near you cos they havnt been tested of HIV yet. Xynerise is a peadoph.ile

Love!

I know them
Na so dem dey do
Thnx for d love
Hugs him

Kslib: Na me tell you to shake nyash for my front?

Pokes his eyes

caseless: stay away from ishsop, he's a 'bumbum tapper'.

U hav bn cheatin on me
Jst leaf me alone
*sobs*

Kingsley Jay: *touches butt* still hard
Who gat pestle? We nid 2pound dis a'ss 2 a desired soft nature

*in ibo accent*
Kingsili
Kingsili
Kingsili
How many times I call u

Ishsoph:
Evening
Its expired already..
How was your day dear?

Its bn so boring without u
U missed me?

Kslib: YES!..

Holy ghost FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Stay Cool
When you keep a cool and calm demeanor
regarding the situation, you will be able to
better deal with the circumstances. You need a
clear head to speak with your spouse about the
situation, as well as control your emotions.
It is a rather hard task to stick to, but in the
long run, you can minimize the draining feeling
that accompanies infidelity

2) Do Not Seek Revenge
One of the first things a jilted spouse resorts to
when they find that their partner is cheating on
them is to seek revenge. Some spouses will
cancel credit cards or use their children as a
means to hurt the other.
Seeking revenge only deepens the hole in your
heart and prevents you from moving forward.

3) Do Not Pick a Fight
Once a spouse learns that their husband or wife
has been cheating, they may want to
immediately pick a fight. They skip talking out
their problems & want to instantly physically,
mentally, and/or emotionally hurt the other.
This does not help infidelity concerns, but only
causes new issues to arise. In some cases, a
relationship that might react well with a little
help is forever damaged when physical & mental
abuse takes place.

4) Do Not Destroy Property
You see the results on television and movies, but
women & men really do slash tires, throw bricks
through windows, & set things on fire.
Destroying property is not only against the law,
but also takes your frustration to a different level
of anger.
Once the act has been completed, no one ever
feels better, especially if in an angry rage you’ve
smashed all of your plates and glasses on the
floor. Remember to stay calm and refrain from
damaging anything of worth.

5) Get Away
Sometimes spouses are able to clear their head
& better focus when they remove themselves
from the situation. Getting away, if only for a
day, can really make a difference.
For some, sleeping in the same bed & staying in
an environment filled with constant reminders of
your failing marriage only makes
matters worse. While some take a break at their
parent’s house, others book mini-vacations to
destinations.

6) Treat Yourself
A little pampering goes a long way. Treating
yourself to something that makes you feel better
is a great way to better deal with a cheating
spouse. Perhaps getting your nails done, having
facials and massages helps you to relax; go for
it!
Maybe golfing with the fellas allows you to get
your frustration and anger out of your head; call
them up! Treat yourself to something that
releases tension, as well as makes you feel
special.

7) Do Not Lash Out at Others
It is common to take your frustrations and
problems out on others, especially those closest
to you. Your parents, children, best friends, and
even co-workers may all feel your call for
infidelity help by the way you speak to and treat
them.
Another important no-no is to avoid confronting
the person your husband or wife was cheating
with. This is because your anger is really with
your spouse and it isn’t healthy to direct these
feelings onto another.

Talk
Many spouses who feel betrayed by their
husband or wife often skip one of the most
important infidelity help approaches – talking.
There will naturally be questions that will eat
away at you, including who, what, when, how,
and especially why.
If you never talk with your spouse, you may
never ease your mind with the details.
Sometimes, talking can salvage a marriage by
fixing the things that led to the cheating in the
first place. This kind of infidelity help might be
found through professional counseling,
mediation with lawyers, or simply on your own.

Ishsoph: Dyt good morning..!
Hope you slept well as always

Good mornin

Kslib: Can i touch?

U wan burn?

*Walks in*
*In a bikini*
*singing*
Don't u wish ur gf/wife is hot like me
Don't u wish ur gal/wife is fine like me
Don't ya
*shakes butt*

xynerise: Make I go bath am come put am for Nairaland so e go enter frontpage abi?

Na
Him don pass 2months na
*lookin at my 42weeks old son now, reminds me wen he wz tiny, God bless dem for us*

xynerise: Our new visitor na. I dey assist madam

Ehn ehn
So u can be caring

Oya go bath am

jimmy4x: Hello, anybody home?? **knock knock**
Hello, anybody home?? **knock knock**

Na so dem train u
U knock, nobody answer
U jst break door enter
Wetin u see?

Cathaliya: oooh sorry girl, that was in your time, not now.

Don't say I didn't warn u o
Ask him who is Tee