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Is dis how u speak wen u approach any babe?

What did u do to dat babe u dated for 2yrs?
*straight face*

Ofcus
There are people dat are permanently happy so long d things dat makes dem happy are always available

Cld b money
Sex
Fame
Anyth

If one can't provide, den u move to d next
*winks*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lmao[/quote]U ran away to meet muffin last night ba

Stories like dis makes me cry
*cleans tear drop*

Singing
I just wanna be happy
*bn happy surrounds so many things*

Clears throat

xynerise: Give me wetin?

Dat thing

Ishsoph: gives her a French kiss

Bites him

xynerise: Wetin u dey do under sun? You dey hawk condom?

No b for there I dey give u
U rem u ran away wit my change

Ishsoph: Welcom dearie

Hugs him

xynerise: The Dyt wey I know na black girl from Genesis. How you come dey turn black again?

Shey hold up dey road?

No hold up wen I left in d mornin
Bt can't say if there wz any wen I wz comin back cos I slept like a log of wood
Bt d few mins I spent unda d sun can fry egg

Guess u are married now?

xynerise: Where have thou been?

U don't wanna know
D streets of lagos is crazy
See my fresh skin jst turn black
Chai
I suffer for sun today
I love my home mehn

xynerise: *closes mouth*

Na mouth dem dey close?
Oga o

slap1: E don tey, I just dey gbam!

We miss u

xynerise: Where is Dyt?

Wat a day
Cleans sweat

Farts

Br3nd4: The sleep no gree come sef.

Good morning ma'am. How was your night?

Yawns
Mornin

slap1: Dyt don catch me before. Na she run.

U still dey?
Wen dem release u

Una for no slp
Mkpemkpem

Br3nd4: Who is he? . . . . . . . . . . I want!

U want tooo
Mondy oooooooooo

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]okay lets share then, jus to prove im not stingy[/quote]Things like these excites me
See me wey wan slp before

Muffin, u dey read?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i dont share my toys, i only give them away wen i grow tired of them [/quote]Nt dis one
I won't need him afta dat day
There's love in sharin
B ur sistas keeper
Haba
U are stingy o

xynerise: *make I form Americana*

Hello dear, its Afternoon down here in Califonia

Filamonga

spikes C: hi lizabell02, are u reading from page 1

Akpara

Br3nd4: Smh... Pronounce the number join. Lol.

B R 3 N D 4
B R E N D A
You're welcome

Hi everyone

High breada

See all these derailers
Frm page 45, u all derailed to page 80
And nt upto 10persons did all these
Ayam out of here before afin throws judgement

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]ok i will pass the dutch wen im done [/quote]Nope
We can hav him together
Muffin will love it

Kslib: Yes,you!!
..
All izz well!

Judge xynerise
I hp u takin notes