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Kslib: You look for room when guys dey press press your nyash?
..
All izz well!

No b for room u com press ya own
Shior

Cathaliya: mami, open your heart and feel those lines.
Is not about the main act but the deep feelings.

Wheesh feelings
Na lie lie he dey lie u oo
Na so Xynerise tell me all d lies in dis world before he go marry skydeep

Crown prince too did same *dat one is a royal liar*

Make dem waka go bedroom jor
*v face*

*Thinking back*
Have I stopped doing anyth or has he stopped?
Nah
*scratches ear*
Marriage didn't change us

Cathaliya and jelili abi wetin b him name
These ur lines are gettin boring jor

Claps hands
Una still dey here
I followed Sexkillz n Jaybee to a thread
Abeg, make dat man woo me next ooo
Mr AKIN ALABI
Come and woo me ooooo

Did I just pass here

Kslib: Na so so nyash dem dey touch here?..
I had to endure 3good pages of nyash touching,but i cant endure no-more..
..
*looks left*, *looks right*
*runs and touches nyash*
*goes back,squeezes it hard and slaps it*
*goes back to seat and pretends nothing happened*
..

Ewoooooo
Na my nyansh una dey press up n down
Grabs his trousers
U will nt leave today

xynerise: . U dey mad?

Walahi I follow u

xynerise: . Na we soji pass na.

But on a serious note, Yoruba girls too dey get belle. Even if you use condom, them go still get belle

Shut up
Antelope

Kingsley Jay: English teacher
U de try correct pesin cum add ur own blunder @ d bolded
That's aside d totology in dat same sentence ooo

Loooooool

Kingsley Jay: ROTFLMFAO!!!
U don spoil tey tey...
Errrrhm......but wait ooo
Did u strip down completely 4 d gathered boys??
Chei Y my own childhood no get dis kain memory

Abeg ur question too mush
I did as it wz in d movie
Exactly
Dey think am

xynerise: Camera wetin? Na in the 90s for Orile na. Them practising am wella. . Many Yoruba girls get belle dat period na. The worst part be say them no no who is responsible

ROTFLMAO

^ lmao

Ishsoph: Baby u learn fast
Way to go

Tryin to pull his trouser
*he shifted back nt knowin egg seller dey him back*
Me I no dey o

Crown Prince: Dyt Wey her nyash be like Chinese women own, wetin una see tap?


Abi she pad am?

Lie u are not dying to hav ur kraw-kraw palm on it

Kingsley Jay: u practiced on who/what?
Or did'ya mean u were practiced on?

Ta
U can like story

*i gada boys na, mk dem com for show while dey pay*

xynerise: Mtchew! Thats not mojo na. What I watch was street mojo.

Ehen....Imagine all this stu'pid agbero boys go put big television for street every 31st of December dey watch blue film for street. Dem call am street jamz

Rotfl
U mean dey were also practising
Choi
Abeg hold camera dis year o

This one y'all tappin bumbum
Hope u got ur money

*reminds me of one of my childhood memory
Hehehhehehehehhehhehehehehehehehhehe
I usually peep thru my neighbours window to watch mojo, I see ladies holdin poles dancin and guys hittin bumbum with money'stripper'
I practised it o
Looooooooool
*

Kingsley Jay: As in eh!!!
I intentionally ignored caseless's own until she repeated it
B4 u know now anoda one go repeat am and so on....

These are d things dat makes NL a place to b
Its fun
Enjoy jor

*pulls his trousers as ishsoph taught me*

Kingsley Jay: English teacher!
Is evrytin spelt corektly on NL or while chatting?
and YES my evrttin n corekly aint spelt correctly

Even the "and" wasn't represented corekly also a while bak I spelt come as 'cum* and u holier than thou fanatics came wit d correction propaganda again.....

Make una free me jor...na so I de take type my own

U don feks
Lmao

caseless: i'm a bit turned on by what i'm seeing. dont worry i'l shoot him when d show is over.

Frowns

emiye: See long neck !!!! Are you related by blood to Agbani Darego?

Lmao
Pls check ursef
Looool
Don't take off dat pix o

caseless: *poses akimbo to watch broad-daylight mojo *

*grabs chinchin and kunu zaki*

Huh?
Aint u supposed beat him?

sir.law:

Seriously, u guys really need to get a room...

Vacate urs for us
He's jst a 10secs man

Ishsoph: e dey sweet me pain

Caseless
He's also tappin currents

caseless: what! oh jumble-tumble! xynerise, ur own don finish today. u tap her wat?
*grabs bottle of acid*

*crying*
He also pulled my wrapper
Beat him

xynerise: Remove your soup stained hand off my trousers .
*Grabs her nippple and bite it hard*

*shoutin like a real market woman*
Choooooi
I will naked u today
Tears his shirt
Removes my wrapper
U go learn today

Crown Prince: Dyt, stop to the fearing me I ayamu a nice guy

Talk to d hands

caseless: hahahaha...my prick go jst swallow ur car

U call dat thing prick?

caseless: i've sent the police after him.

Those guys came back here and started to tap my bumbum

xynerise: Cockroach dey the moi-moi you sell give me o . The other day I say make you put round about for my stew, after I eat food finish say make I carry meat chop, na condom I carry for spoon.

U don't wanna pay up
U antelope
*grabs his trousers as ishsoph taught me*