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I m me
he doesnt v compare me
n if he does
does nt v tell me
n if he s nt cool wt it
he jst jst 4k d hell off

Na me una dey play wit abi?
Roymary ow far na
bn a long long long tym

U shlda challenged dem dia day na

U know wan rem hm agan b dat o
*whisperin*
i wear em gold n silver beads

Yusuf n potato runnin helter sketer n shoutin
yeee
mo gbe ooo *i don die*
Dyt sorry ooo
no vex
*Dyt moves closer n almost hittin dem*
suddenly she sees ice cream n choc
licks lips

C as punny dey mk my guy roll on d floor

Smilin
sees yinka arnd d corner
hello sexy
ow s u 2day
*gistin n talkin*
*ffffffff*
a very silent modified sound
u know wat dat s huh?

Did sm1 miss punny dis wkend?

Ewooo ooooo
shoutin
i don suffer ooooo
na me una dey run mouth 4 abi
carries stic n chasin em naked
una go hear am 2day

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=617527.msg7852378#msg7852378 date=1299354768]Bro. remember, It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye [/quote][quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=617527.msg7852476#msg7852476 date=1299355920]I can be a gentleman! [/quote]opens eyes n mouth
den blinks conts

Moves closer n squeezes er bums

Throws kisses at d poster

bobbyray:
U̶̲̥̅̊ caused it.
‎​Ɣ pet name? Cos is gonna spoil her,
Wild name is better, ostrich or giraffe

lwtmb ooooooooooo
nairaland ll kill me oooo

2buff:
I would give her practical names, like "kitchen" and "vacuum cleaner"

yeeee
my head ooo
m rollin on d floor
pls no mk dem chase me comot office o

^^ u dnt wanna cheat on me babe

Walks in
farts n rushes out

^^ ur thing s 2 small jor
pushes him away

Throws a very massive shot put n runs out

Hurries 2 give Efe a massive hug
missed u madam
where v u bn?

Ignores yinka
detopshot
tk dis
farts uncontrollable
n laughin real hard

Pushes er off
is dat y she s shoutin sef
now laughin at joke
buhahahahaha
puhaahahahaha
kekekkekekekeke
rollin on d floor stack naked
scratchin head

bobbyray:
OP, nagging is a natural incurable mouth disease for girls dat got it, I bet she'll nag even wen your rod is in her mouth

Madukaele:
@ poster break bottle for her head.

cantell:
Your thread title shud have been - Is there a way to reduce my girlfriend's nagging? You can't completely stop her from nagging, it's natural.
Ladies that nag a lot are difficult to change. You can either try as much as you can to make her happy & pray to God you live up to the age of 40 or you can take the easy way out - Dump her nagging a*ss and give some unlucky fellow a chance to finish the race for you.

nanananana
i dont blame u
wen u dont v smth 2 wanna smile 4

Looks at er asshe displays sm kungfu trait
smh
*farts conts*

^^ d u v 2 shout?
barawo
ow much sef?
Mtchewww
abeg comot no com spoil biz 4 me o,

Drags er back aggressively
picks nose n winks
u lyk it huh?

Moves closer 2 yinka n throws down an heavy one
*ate large beans last nyt n 3boiled eggs dis mornin*

Can i get £1k?

@topic
he wld trade d world 4 er n wen a woman loves a man,she wld give up er lyf 4 his happiness

^^ my dearest sis
i jst dey o
na work no gree me get tym o
bt no worry sha
we go yarn
Yinka
mk i no fart again ni?

Iya abeg no kill me wit laughter o

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^^ she slpt wit a married man
buhahaahaaahahahaaahha