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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Dyt(f): 9:02pm On Dec 25, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (3 - 0) On 21st December 2020 by Dyt(f): 9:10pm On Dec 21, 2020
Goaaaaal!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (3 - 0) On 21st December 2020 by Dyt(f): 9:06pm On Dec 21, 2020
Game on!!!
Sports / Gerard Houllier, Dies Aged 73 by Dyt(f): 1:22pm On Dec 14, 2020
Former Liverpool and France manager Gerard Houllier has died, according to French media.

The 73-year-old, who also managed Aston Villa, Olympique Lyonnais (Lyon) and Paris St Germain (PSG), passed away after having a heart operation in Paris, L'Equipe said.


Liverpool said in a statement on Monday: "The Frenchman was in charge of the Reds for six seasons, leading his team to an historic and unforgettable treble of League Cup, FA Cup and UEFA Cup in 2000-01 and returning the club to the Champions League.

Sky Sports pundit and former Liverpool star Jamie Carragher said on Twitter he had contact with Houllier, whom he "loved to bits", last month and was "devastated" at the passing of a man who changed his game and the club.
https://news.sky.com/story/gerard-houllier-former-liverpool-and-france-manager-dies-aged-73-12161041?awc=11005_1607947948_8a51af0eb6bd1cdff02383e1aef29788&dcmp=afc-226931-na-na-longtail&dclid=CNvmgfO4ze0CFYUW4AodqPwDmQ

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Programming / Gmail, Youtube, Google Docs And Other Services Go Down Simultaneously by Dyt(f): 1:15pm On Dec 14, 2020
Not much more to update yet but we’re seeing and getting word from others that multiple Google services have gone down. Gmail, YouTube and Google Docs are all experiencing outages, with reports we’ve seen so far coming in from Europe, the US and India. Downtime site indicators are showing big spikes for the services dropping starting from around 11.30AM UK time.


https://techcrunch.com/2020/12/14/gmail-youtube-google-docs-and-other-services-go-down-simultaneously-in-multiple-countries/amp/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Marseille : UCL (3 - 0) On 9th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 12:27pm On Dec 14, 2020
Truvel:
Una Get Luck, If No Be Ole Wey Fumble, Una 4 No See Draw. Bydway, According To Record Man Utd Is Leading City Regarding D Number Of Times Dey Av Met Or Played.

Oga pls goan sleep
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Marseille : UCL (3 - 0) On 9th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 11:57am On Dec 14, 2020
Truvel:
My Own Man United Too Abi? Make I No Talk 1st. U Are A Fan Of Which Club?

I belong to the sides of PEP and where he had been
grin cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Marseille : UCL (3 - 0) On 9th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 7:01am On Dec 14, 2020
Truvel:
Dyt, It's Just Now I'm Discovering U. So, U Are A Football Fan Too?

Yes
I love good football
Especially when Man United, Chelsea and Arsenal are thrashed
grin cheesy cheesy
Sports / Anthony Joshua Knocks Kubrat Pulev Out In The 9th Round by Dyt(f): 12:37am On Dec 13, 2020
ANTHONY JOSHUA WINS �

He retains his IBF, WBA and WBO belts with a 9⃣th round KO

#JoshuaPulev #bbcboxing

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1337902265647165444?s=19

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Webmasters / Facebook, Messenger And Instagram ‘Down’ In Mysterious Mass Outage by Dyt(f): 1:41pm On Dec 10, 2020
LOGGED OFF Facebook, Messenger AND Instagram ‘down’ in mysterious mass outage, users complain

FACEBOOK, Messenger AND Instagram have stopped working for some users.

Messaging systems on the trio of Facebook-owned apps mysteriously went down on Thursday morning.

Thousands of users are complaining about the outage – what's happened?

Online outage tracker Down Detector logged thousands of complaints from just after 10am UK time.

And Facebook has confirmed that some users are experiencing issues.

Most of the issues seem to relate to messaging specifically – on Messenger in particular.

But some users are also moaning that Facebook proper and Instagram have stopped working too.


The outage appears to be largely confined to the UK and Western Europe – but reports are trickling in from around the worldCredit: Down Detector

The outage doesn't appear to be affecting all users – but it's severe for those affected.

Facebook not working – what are users saying?

Messengers users say they can't receive any messages, and some can't even log in.

Users flocked to Twitter to complain about the outage.

One wrote: "Is anyone else's messenger/facebook down atm?

"I cant even access most of my s*** on Messenger atm because it says unavailable

"Mate says that its down for almost everyone. Wonder what the hell is going on."


Some Facebook users can't send messagesCredit: Twitter

Another frustrated Facebooker said: "Facebook Messenger goes down on the one day I’m trying to have conversations."

Facebook outage – is there an official response?

Facebook's official status page suggests that there are ongoing issues.

And in statement sent to The Sun, a Facebook spokesperson said: "We are aware that some people are having trouble sending messages on Messenger, Instagram and Workplace Chat.

"We’re working to get things back to normal as quickly as possible."


https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/13436007/facebook-messenger-instagram-down-not-working-offline-december-2020/?utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1607597036
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Manchester City Vs Marseille : UCL (3 - 0) On 9th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 1:53pm On Dec 09, 2020
Manchester City's second-choice goalkeeper Zack Steffen is expected to face Marseille in City's final Group C game at the Etihad Stadium on Wednesday.

With City having already secured their place in the last 16, manager Pep Guardiola has indicated he will make wholesale changes to his side.

Guardiola said he has a fully-fit squad available, meaning Sergio Aguero could be ready to return. Aguero, who has made just four appearances this season, has missed the last three games due to discomfort in his knee.

Guardiola has again stressed he will not be rotating his squad for purposes of resting players ahead of this weekend's Manchester derby, but he wants to give other players more minutes.
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Midfielder Phil Foden is one of the players likely to come into the side; the youngster has not started in the Premier League since October but has started the last four Champions League games.

Nemanja Radonjic is still sidelined with a thigh injury for Marseille, while Leonardo Balerdi has returned from suspension.

https://www.skysports.com/football/man-city-vs-marseille/preview/439043
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Dyt(f): 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2020
The Champions League clash between Paris Saint-Germain and descended into chaos on Tuesday night after both sets of players walked off amid allegations of racism by the fourth official, Sebastian Coltescu.

The match was suspended midway through the first half.

According to reports Pierre Webo, Basaksehir's assistant manager, was sent off and then accused the fourth official of racism.

The official reportedly said 'n****' when trying to identify Webo to the referee so he could show him a card.

Footage from the incident shows former Chelsea and Newcastle striker Demba Ba leading the Turkish side's protests before they left the pitch.

Within minutes of the incident, Basaksehir's Twitter feed posted a picture of UEFA's 'No To Racism' campaign.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9032101/PSG-Istanbul-Basaksehir-players-WALK-Champions-League-clash.html

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Family / Re: Mention Myth Your Parents Made You Believe As Achild by Dyt(f): 1:47pm On Dec 08, 2020
That if a boy touches me, I will get pregnant
angry angry angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 5th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 4:09pm On Dec 05, 2020
Uzi11enzo:
make Fulham nor fall our hand oo.
FT
City 1-2 Fulham

I dunno which to such at
The picture or the post or even you
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 5th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
Sterling
Goallll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Manchester City Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 5th December 2020 by Dyt(f): 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2020
Manchester City will likely turn to Gabriel Jesus to lead the line as Sergio Aguero's fitness remains a concern.

But the Argentine's injury is now Pep Guardiola's only problem ahead of the tough festive fixture schedule.

Fulham are still without Kenny Tete and Terence Kongolo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rapid Wien : Europa Cup (4 - 1) On 3rd December 2020 by Dyt(f): 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2020
Goal!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / FC Porto Vs Manchester City : UCL (0 - 0) On 1st December 2020 by Dyt(f): 2:12pm On Dec 01, 2020
Porto will be without midfielder Marko Grujic, who is suspended after being sent off for two yellow cards against Marseille last week.

Pepe is still struggling with a foot problem and is unlikely to feature against City, while Mouhamed Mbaye (knee) and Mamadou Loum (illness) remain sidelined.

Manchester City will be without record goalscorer Sergio Aguero for the Group C clash.

The striker, who missed Saturday's 5-0 win over Burnley, continues to suffer discomfort in his knee and will remain in Manchester.

Defender Nathan Ake is back in contention after a thigh problem and 19-year-old midfielder Tommy Doyle is included in the travelling squad.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11945/12147243/porto-vs-man-city-champions-league-preview-team-news-stats-kick-off-time
Romance / Re: Marrying An Older Lady? by Dyt(f): 11:13pm On Nov 29, 2020
sKeetz:
I'm dating an older woman. The difference in our ages is just 2 years. She is everything a man can ever dream of.

She's very supportive. Doesn't bother me and let's me do my thing. She doesn't boss me or anything of sorts. She's also very independent, but the only thing that stresses me out is our age difference and it's quite obvious cause i even look quite younger than my age and she's quite matured both physically and mentally.

Are there any cons to marrying a lady that is older? Guys who are married to older ladies, are there any traits i should look out for ?

Ps: we've been dating for 4 years now, so its not like i just met her. So i know everything about her and she knows everything about me.

Don't listen to all these BOYS asking you not to marry her ooo
Oloriburuku lopo ninu won oo

And it's after 4 years you just realising she's older?
undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Manchester City Vs Burnley (5 - 0) On 28th November 2020 by Dyt(f): 3:24pm On Nov 28, 2020
With their attacking options almost back to full strength, Al Hain-Cole is backing the Citizens to ease to another big victory over Dyche's men
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by Dyt(f): 6:53am On Nov 16, 2020
Resign?
grin grin grin grin
Liars

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Health / COVID-19 Update For November 15 2020 In Nigeria by Dyt(f): 12:31am On Nov 16, 2020
152 New Covid-19 Cases, 44 Discharged And 0 Deaths On November 15

152 new cases of #COVID19Nigeria;
Lagos-136
Kano-4
Niger-3
Ekiti-2
Kaduna-2
Ogun-2
Taraba-2
FCT-1
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1328099671336775684?s=19


Highlights
On the 15th of November 2020, 152 new confirmed cases were recorded in Nigeria
Till date, 65,148 cases have been confirmed, 61,073 cases have been discharged and 1,163 deaths have been recorded in 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory
The 152 new cases are reported from 8 states- Lagos (136), Kano (4), Niger (3), Ekiti (2), Kaduna (2), Ogun (2), Taraba (2) and FCT (1)
A multi-sectoral national emergency operations centre (EOC), activated at Level 3, continues to coordinate the national response activities
https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/#!


November 14 https://www.nairaland.com/6256656/covid-19-update-november-14-2020

Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 1:21pm On Nov 14, 2020
mariahAngel:


I can finish all that

When I said friends, I mean midnight friends oo
grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 2:33am On Nov 14, 2020
Soiree with my FRIENDS
**invisible friends**
grin grin

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Health / COVID-19 Update For November 4 2020 In Nigeria by Dyt(f): 12:13am On Nov 05, 2020
155 New Covid-19 Cases, 41 Discharged And 4 Deaths On November 4


155 new cases of #COVID19Nigeria;

Lagos-85
FCT-23
Ondo-18
Ogun-8
Kaduna-5
Oyo-5
Taraba-5
Kano-3
Rivers-2
Bauchi-1
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1324113805350182912?s=19



Highlights
On the 4th of November 2020, 155 new confirmed cases and 4 deaths were recorded in Nigeria
Till date, 63328 cases have been confirmed, 59675 cases have been discharged and 1155 deaths have been recorded in 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory
The 155 new cases are reported from 10 states- Lagos (85), FCT (23), Ondo (18), Ogun ( 8 ), Kaduna (5), Oyo (5), Taraba (5), Kano (3), Rivers (2), Bauchi (1)
A multi-sectoral national emergency operations centre (EOC), activated at Level 3, continues to coordinate the national response activities
https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/#!

November 3 https://www.nairaland.com/6228845/covid-19-update-november-3-2020

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Manchester City Vs Olympiakos :UCL (3 - 0) On 3rd November 2020 by Dyt(f): 5:48pm On Nov 03, 2020
Manchester City striker Gabriel Jesus is hoping to prove his fitness for Tuesday's Champions League Group C clash with Olympiacos at the Etihad Stadium.

The Brazil international has been out since suffering a thigh injury in September but is now back in training and could return against the Greeks or in Sunday's Premier League encounter with Liverpool - live on Sky Sports.

City have played without a specialist centre forward in recent games, with winger Ferran Torres filling in in the position against Marseille last week and Sheffield United on Saturday.

Defender Nathan Ake is available again after injury but record goalscorer Sergio Aguero, midfielder Fernandinho and left-back Benjamin Mendy remain on the sidelines.

On a timeframe for Aguero's return, Guardiola said: "He's getting better but I don't know. We don't want him to have a setback but he's getting better.

https://www.skysports.com/football/man-city-vs-olympiakos/438987
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Have A Crush On? by Dyt(f): 6:21pm On Oct 31, 2020
illicit:
dyt

Still on it?
grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Sheffield United Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 31st October 2020 by Dyt(f): 12:22pm On Oct 31, 2020
Sheffield United full-back Max Lowe is available to face Manchester City after passing concussion protocols.

John Lundstram's refusal to agree a new contract is not expected to have an impact on his involvement.


Nathan Ake and Gabriel Jesus could be fit to return for City, while Aymeric Laporte is under consideration for only his second league game of the season.

Manager Pep Guardiola remains without Sergio Aguero, Fernandinho and Benjamin Mendy.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/54671337
Music/Radio / Re: Sinach's 'Way Maker' Is The Song Of The Year At The 51st Dove Awards 2020 by Dyt(f): 11:14am On Oct 31, 2020
Way maker
Miracle worker
Promise keeper
Light in the darkness
My God
That is who you are

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:23pm On Oct 30, 2020
Hathor5:


I missed you. kiss Hope you are doing very well. smiley

Yes
Every weekend, I do best
My man will say there's a different spirit that works with you once it's friday..
I make sure I party on Friday and Saturday nights to cover up for the stress of the week...no one has ever looked forward to a weekend as much as I do...

Do I party tonight?
Still thinking cos I have stupid meeting at 9am in the morning and I no dey gree comot for club if 6:30 never reach...

Fingers crossed
Club opens in 4hr:30mins

Muchechecheche

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:17pm On Oct 30, 2020
Hathor5:
SexyJig.ga, where are you?

And Dyt?

Always watching....

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