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@poster

Since its now within your reach, then post the pix of the interiors

@ poster

another one? Why are pple trying so hard to whitewash this man. One thread writes about his rice giving, another is talking about transformers. na wa oh. But seriously, what work does this 'man' of God do? Is he into stocks or whatever? Or how come he has so much money he can afford to just dash these things out like that? If his work is God's work, then he must be taking from the tithes, offerings and 'gifts'. Is he accountable to anybody? if he is truly a man of God, must there be so much noise about his 'social responsibility'? Just can't understand these TB guys.

I laugh in TB Joshua. D man na proper clown. He has powers to conjure d things, why carry on his head now? See the blind/sick people wey sit down, he's supposed to heal them instead of giving them rice.

I tire for dis cele pastor

Where u put Demola Seriki? D guy no even know where his office dey? He is either throwing parties 4 his numerous GF or drinking beer in Island Club.

Yoruba deviant politics na die. Ogbomoso First Group obviously took their cue from Abba Saheed(remember him, Tola Adeniyi?) a fervent follower of Awolowo, when hunger wan kill am, he joined OGD in Ogun State. Today, he's special adviser without portfolio. What about Ebenezer Babatope(Ebino Topsy)? The man wan praise Yarasnail die.

saw d guy on TV. He was cool.

this meltdown sha. People can be creative when they are broke.

same house u're offering for sale with a different username,ehn?

Cheat or Cheap?

ah ah, the crying minister


Now we've just heard again that her ministry has not been doing anything. MMSD has not done anything to justify having a minister.

In consolation, she's relevant even 4 just 1 thing not related to her portfolio.

James Ibori was accused of massive embezzlement
A Nigerian former state governor accused of laundering millions of dollars has had all 170 charges against him dropped, officials say.

The anti-corruption agency EFCC said a federal judge had quashed allegations against James Ibori, former governor of the oil-rich Delta State.

The EFCC described the judgement as hazy and pledged to appeal.

International surveys frequently rank Nigeria as one of the world's most corrupt countries.

The EFCC brought charges against Mr Ibori in early December 2007.

In the same year a UK court froze assets allegedly belonging to Mr Ibori worth $35m (£21m). His official salary was less than $25,000.



What a country.

OGD 4 sure!!!

Hello,
Have some questions. Are ur cars in Nigeria? Do u have Honda Accord 08? How much (if not in Nigeria)plus shipment and clearing in Nigeria? Tnx

This is Naija. I wonder what's strange about this. Pple should come see downtown Musin, Oshodi(Brown) Somolu etc. In fact the chances are that the man's daughters will be impregnated in the house while shuttling from one 'bros' room to the other. For REAL.

Just Got this from SR. Its really doubtful if the pressy will survive;




' I just woke up to read this idiotic piece dished out to Nigerians. First, let me say, that beyond all reasonable doubt that if the diagnosis and the muddled up information dished out by the demons in PDP are true, then Mr. Yar'dua is not coming back to Nigeria, at least NOT on his feet.

Please do not get me wrong, do not mistake my take as being cold hearted or see me as a woman without African compassion in her. In fact I feel all these because I was once in the shoes of Mrs Yar'dua. Not that my own man had his kind of influence or money, but I loved him with all my heart all the same.

OK, look at this, the man is not able to speak or he is inaudible if he does. No mam/sir, the man cannot speak at all. The man is on a ventilator, he is intubated to secure the airway because someone did not have the presence of mind to intubate him, secure his airway, hyperventilate him en route to Saudi Arabia, so he SUFFERED ANOXIC NEURO DAMAGE. It takes only 3mins and at best 5 mins for any one to suffer irreversible brain damage without oxygen. So, his fool of a doctor putting him on oxygen via nasal cannula will only give the man nose bleed without making much difference. . Doctors flown in from Germany and America will not make a difference.

The man had a cascade of chemical activities when his heart failed or should I say when he suffered vascular collapse in Abuja. These chemical reactions will open the gates for toxic reactions hence his systemic collapse. It takes only a couple of minutes, 8 mins precisely or may be a little longer in some strange people for the chemical to bring down the whole system. In that case, he will be in a vegetative state .

What is happening now is that they have put him on life support, he can neither talk or blink, he is in what we call CATATONIC STATE, with only the severely compromised brain ticking away. In that case , his algorithm will be very erratic on the monitor, They can give him all the epi. in the world and it will not make a difference.

I am almost sure the man is on life support. I want to assume he also has a trach. They will do that to access his lungs to see if miracle can happen as soon as he arrived in the hospital because his airway would have been compromised by the time he got to the hospital. Where we cannot get a line into a patient, we go for O/S, and that is we go through the the trachea to get the lungs filled with oxygen. Sometime, the man will be artificially kept alive as long as his heart is still registering on the monitor, no matter how poor his algorithm may be. In that case, he will be dead and alive at the same time. However, we do keep them on to see if they will make a miraculous come back. There are some things, indeed a lot of things medicine cannot explain. One of which is the phenomenon of the COME BACK KIDS. as we call them. We keep them on as long as per family request until the register a PEA on the monitor and then they go away forever. Those moments are so surreal. So, what is Madam President is doing now is hoping that the man will make a miraculous come back. I am surprised Gov saraki is part of this caper because he is before anything else a medical professional who from all indications does not know what is on in our world anymore. The man will speak to the nation? common guys, this guy ain't speaking to no one but his creator. He cannot speak because he has tubes in his throat or though his nasal septum. Actually he has more than that. let me tell you guys what he has:

1. FOLEY CATH: That is a tube going through his penis to his bladder to drain urine into a urine bag for measurement. The essence of it is to see his urine osmolality and to measure the kidney function. We want to see at least 30 ml of urine per hour. In his case, it is not likely because the reports say his kidneys are gone. Poor guy. besides, we do not want him to void on himself so that we do not have issues of skin break down from the ammonia in the urine.

2. RECTAL TUBE: that is the one that will collect all the feces if at all. That is to maintain hygiene. We also want to see the color, size, viscosity of the feces. It tells a lot. That is besides the fact that he is in ICU or IMU, nurses on those wards are not known to tolerate an incontinent patient. Besides, you do not want to accidentally dislodge a tube because all the alarms will go off at the same time. I once rotated to IMCU and the noise from the monitors almost drove me to drink. I do not drink at all.

3. TRACHEOSTOMY: That is meant to be part of his breathing tubes which will be connected to a ventilator. because the lungs are crappy now, am sure his secretions will be suctioned for him so that he does not drown in his own fluids.

4. G or J TUBe: That is to maintain nutrition for him and to see his if he can make a miraculous come back.

5. OROPHARYNGEAL TUBES: connected to the ventilator. helps him to breathe.

6. NASO GASTRIC TUBE: Not likely because the oro is already in, but may be they were not able to get in the oro tube and since he did not have a facial or cranial wound, he may be a candidate for the naso tube. If his his oral airway had been compromised before he got to Saudi Arabia. The dumb doctor did not intubate him, his airway would have become occluded and so we go through the nasal septum.

7. CENTRAL LINE: that is to medicate him, draw labs which will be done round the clock at least B. I.D to see his chemistry. I hope they gave him the triple lumen so that if he cannot tolerate a g-tube, he will be getting parentral nutrition. His eyes may be wide open which is kind of creepy or it may be shut. If it is my facility, we will close the eyes so that there is no corneal damage. If the eyes are left open, his people will ignorantly think he is looking at them and some times families think they see the man blinking. yeah right, The rise and fall of the chest may look even tot he uninitiated, they may think his respiration is even and unlabored, but it is the ventilator working. The man may no longer be taking spontaneous respiration. it is the machines breathing for him. The family may think other wise.

Is there something am missing? please remind me in your reply. The point is Mrs Yar'dua might be going through the stages of grief which is understandable. Look, when mine was in the throes of death, I walked in the icy rain of Washington, DC and I did not feel it. I went into denial. I almost gambled away my license. I went to Dr Yamamoto, my daughter's instructor when she rotated to Cardiology. He is the 5th cardiologist in the USA. I asked him to do a miracle. I wept like a baby because I saw him slipping into death.

Stages of grief are 4:

1. DENIAL : no it is not happening. He will come back. Lightening will strike and all of you will be shamed. I feel her pain.

2. ANGER: You feel betrayed by the patient. You blame him for being sick. You cuss at him and at every one who tells you anything contrary to what you want to hear.

3. BARGAINING; you attempt to bargain with God and get all the prayer warriors to pray to God to give you a second chance.

4. ACCEPTANCE: You accept the party is over and allow the man to go. I feel her pain. She will get there. I went through it. I cussed at mine on some occasions, I cried and rocked him like a baby in the next minute. I dropped 4 dress sizes. I went into deep sadness. I blamed every body, lashed at him while he was sick. Tried all the hospitals all over the world. Got through to a friend practicing in South Africa for a heart transplant and blew all my savings including my childrens' money hoping for a miracle. he eventually expired and I almost suffered a melt down. Now, guys, having said that, I have zero respect to all those fools in Nigeria who have what we call the FOOT MOUTH DISEASE. Seriously, there is a disease like that, but IT IS FOUND IN COWS. Those folks in the national assembly are mentally below cows in the realm of things.

May God help us, and am genuinely praying, but it is not likely the man will come back. That is however, based on the premise that all what we have read is true.

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@ poster

absolute bull. How was he able to identify BO? The man's been blind long before Bimbo was even born. These 'pastors' no go kill person sha

@bluetooth & pple of like minds

we lack basic amenities hence d presido must go to Saudi Arabia. Now how did Saudi Arabia got to have these facilities, by investing oil money in these intrastructures for their pple. Or is the trip tp Saudi part of the 7-point agenda? Bleep d idiot, turai and all.

@poster

I support u. Must d man die on d seat? How many hospitals in Nigeria have this much facilities and interiors? pple just love to use emotions to becloud better reasoning. Let him die there if he wants, na by choice.

recyled over and over!!!

@chukwudi
pls tell them

The man does not want to endorse incompetency and arrogance besides parting with hard earned $5m.

How come he did see Nigeria lose or intercede for Nigeria to win? Why does his prophecies come to light after the event? Why are the devotees reactionary? People need to come to their senses. Why are the miracles always on TV until the broadcasting commission stopped the nonsense?

chukwudi44:
In the bible we were told that the apostles spoke in other languages that they had not previosly studied nor spoken,we were also told that nationalities of these languages actually heard and understood them in their native languages.

Chemical did not address this issue from his response below;

cHeMiCaL mEnAnCe

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Summary, the apostles spoke babble, the people heard language. Its a thing of the spirit. Speaking in tongues is (in my opinion) the biggest leap, of spiritual faith(GOD rewards faith)That why speaking in tounges packs a very heavy punch. Incase you are one of those slow people, just read CAREFULLY the GNB(good News Bible)

This obviously does not answer the question. Does speaking in tongues mean babble or speaking languages from other lands? Now we also need a link to these practice. Does it mean that merely professing the faith means one can speak in tongues or pple are taught/practice how to do it?

amigoes:
He should have done his review(s) before hammering Adenuga and his MD.

I can't understand why he is always in a hurry.

Hes always lending credence to the much touted conspiracy theory.

My sentiments too. He can be brash. Of course Adenuga is no angel but SLS should have have pre-empted such.

Leave d man alone. Lawyers no go chop it is common knowledge that any case decided upon by the supreme court cannot be reversed. But some smart lawyers might have sold him a dummy, abi u 4get say the guy no go school

@Chidysville,

SCOAN vs Bisola & co,

The response/reaction does not match the fluidity and originality of the main video. It is rather a very juvenile attempt at damage management. Ur pple should do better than that.

MOD,
move to jokes section puleeeez!!

chiddysville & xorenso

Confirmed. Bisola & Agomoh were in Synagogue. Now why will they lie against their 'benefactor'? Please source for video recant of allegations. Tnx

@chiddysville
The producers of the tapes have an impecabble pedigree in terms of forthrightness and religious piety. Paul Adams is well known both as an actor and a believer, Ladi Johnson is a man of God, a pastor.


Check their profiles pls

@poster

Are u saying things are bad b/c of a few bad patches show us more pix pls. And what is this system that is killing you now?

fyneguy:
Are you guys saying the Ghanaian President also lied that T.B Joshua predicted how he would win the election?

How come he did not see that the Zambian guy was a fraud or wasn't he convicted? A sophomore student of politics can predict the Ghanaian election. To address ur point did he talk about how he will win or that he will win?