₦airaland Forum

Merry Christmas presido. As you celebrate today, please kindly spare some thoughts for:

- the abducted girls from chibok and their families
- the soldiers who are facing death for making demands
- the sick and the helpless who are facing death also due to inadequate healthcare etc

You are their president too and they may not have the smile of those you see around you.

And lest you forget, you got that position because many of such individuals voted you in as president.

Thank you sir

andyanders:
Brea-st to suck as she has double milk.

I'm sure such doesn't get burnt does it?

I wish the same could be done to some ogas at the top. I really wish. If only wishes can come true as we want it.......

Accept my congratulations. I hope Mercy Johnson will compensate you for this and give you some ______________

Chai. Please what's it about homosexuals and lesbians on a Christmas morning?

Is that our new culture or why all these brouhaha?

Nice tips. Noted. I don't think it is limited to a particular time though. One must be security conscious as always

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So how does this contribute to national building?

I love them both though

Please is this part of the austerity measures?

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Maczeelly:
See question



Anyway google is ya friend






Good luck

Person no dey get dat kain answer for google oooo

olapluto:
Oh wow! what a great achievement by the GEJ administration. This is the what Nigerians have been yearning for!

Yearning for a new note or better monetary value?

[quote author=finniblinks post=27937128][/quote]You mean after throwing a party for his babe Mikel scored at training? Hmmmmmm

Let's wait and see what happens in real life

olapluto:
Makes me wonder if the SSS is a dead organisation or if they still have officers. Intelligence is almost non existent, or maybe they only work when elections are on. Real shame

they are only effective in being used to arrest politcal opponents

Meanwhile, many people don't know what is being done with tax payers money. I really shake my head at the way some people reason. They prefer to support people with failed promises.

I have a right to demand what is right but few people realise that. Until the ills of ignorance is curbed in this country, we shall continue to roll out the drums and dance at every project being commissioned here

striktlymi: Starting to lose count of these absurd teachings...

Abortion is not wrong
IVF is great
Fornication is cool
Cheating in exams is now morally upright??


I wonder what is next!

Corruption is not stealing. Stealing is not a sin against God. It is a means of survival

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I have always said it and I remain on this thought - corruption knows no tribe, religion, race or political affiliation.

As long as Nigeria exists, it will be ruled by corruption displayed by these insatiable monsters. The solution lies in you and I the electorates when we say no to ignorance, stomach infrastructure and boot licking. Till then, we shall enjoy our own share of the complaints.

*In Bob Marley's voice* - "emancipate yourself from mental slavery..............." you know the rest

That was when I remembered this advert. Elephant detergent. Don't know if it still exists though

CoCoLav: Lagos state government is working.

Fashola for president

Donald duke for vice president.


Mad combo!

The best but unrealistic combo for the nation. Unfortunately, Nigeria is not ready for reality