₦airaland Forum

sirguy542:
My dear I don't think the sea is better than the land...Those in the sea are pushing very hard to come over to the land...pls beautiful angel pitch ur tent here.

who is this one nw? who is ur dear? a whole minister for women affairs stoopd to go bring someone out of her comfort zone nd u tink u can just interrupt me anyhow,no b ur fault na fraiser cause am,if nt i wnt b talking to a lady nd ull b chooking ur big mouth,what nonsense.

hardie14:
haba oga sir. abeg what i do now.

google is ur friend joor.

hardie14:
haba oga sir. abeg what i do now.

google is ur friend joor.

thoyursea:

Lol...Good afternoon Sir ....was checking to see if there was any news on "land" but there isn't any. I guess I have to go back to the sea since its very dry here

haba! wen ur not a mermaid,dnt worry d minister for information will b with us soon,if ur feeling d heat just tell me cos we have a cooling centre in d city.so feel free dear.

Fraiser:
abah you know I hav d finally authority nw, all I need is just to inform u of my decision
cc
sirguy542

while am still the minister for women affairs? isnt it too early to take paraga.

sister thoyursea we see u o,leave the sea and greet us wey dae land now

Fraiser:
yea datz tru, he has already given honour to whom honour is due nd pay homage to d royal one

another one,u don dae fall my hand se u know? u dae do dealings for my back,make we dae do am like dt abi

Fraiser:
yea datz tru bur he has already sought d advice of d elders nd acted on it, dat is why he was pardon

u don dae talk with two sides of ur mouth se u know?

tjmc:
I appreciate bro

you are welcome bro. hope say my pepo dn serve chilld palm wine mixd wif gegemu?

Beckytee:
don't mind me joor. kinda busy

cash madam,efun wa lowo now

Oyehomie:
Inlaw fraiser nd fraih re cooler than dat mr. Plus i be responsible boy

taaaaaaar! story for the gods. dem nominate u for mr cassanova u dae talk responsible,are u a learner? is that why we are here. lol

abeg is whatever they call their name having their anniversary today,we've had light since midnight till now which is very very unusual,just wantd to know if its general.cos am scared lol!



all these rumours of another shift in orientation course (camping) date should better die by fire.

NYSC - Now Your Suspense Continues

eddykisses1:
Yes boss, I hope it's same 4 u?

we just thank God jare,even though evrytin dae frown at someone we still dae laff dae go

iambibi:
.. Jubrealguy come and ansa dis one for me.... Dis highness don pass my power

my fruit salad,but why?

who be explosive04? bomb experts,ur attention is needed here o,biko make una come quick.

tjmc:
please oh house help me out here.

I tried printing my green card today and the system said I have no active registration. I have been sent my call up number already.
I tried contacting sidmach this morning but them no wan pick my call.
please what should I do now

just calm down ok.read psalm 23 and go back to reprint ur green card.
simply, just chill nd go back to check,nysc's server is known for inconsistency nd crazy response,so thou shall calm down.

Oyehomie:
Chase?
Not ds guy o....
Ma babe is jst enof for me....u don't kno wat u re missn by being single o...

i wan reason ur mata gan,u know say u b part of us,fraiser dnt be sentimental o,u no tink say we suppose plan coup for this guy,make we give in wife to someone else.

sirguy542:
in case you don't know fraiser has given me the go ahead order....so i am free to catch any one i like.

cc fraiser

Fraiser:
just leave sirguy542, hin just dey wyn hinself, not until e show respect to us, d costodians of ladies, notin lyk bae for am.

but im later tell me say im collect approval from u,tell am say na committee say d two of us must sit untop d mata,abi u give am approval tru tru?

amodu:
Aiit
Hope your day has been good

yesterday was dry like sahara desert bt i believe today will be better.

CROBBOY:
I like the bolded

lol! no be me bold am o,in b like say dem hack my nl acct yesterday.

CROBBOY:
Your eyes dey dia brother!

wetin do ur own eye,abi make i remove my eye give u? hehe.

CROBBOY:

why u dae laff now,u dae mock me abi? kontinu u hear my God will see u.

AdunniIwo:
I have.

eeeeeyah! all well and good sha,wantd to win ur 'soul' business wise.hw u dis morning missy?

Dhameelarhay:
Boss Boss, #gbayi#

my vision cannot but sight u nw,hope say i meet u well?

CROBBOY:
Sleeping so early? are you on drugs


All the same, Goodnight brother and wishing you the best!

haaaaaa!!! na crime to sleep by 10:30pm?
you are wickid,wen some people dn travel reach australia for dream u dae ask y i slept 'early'.
fear God now

Fraiser:
alryt friend, wish u nice sleep, me sef go soon go off now

ohhhh!!! so because i don go sleep u dae call me friend bkos of those baes ba,m still ur elder brother nw, respect me biko
*pulls his ear* maaa gbo roh

walexitouk:
I dey look for merikims loll. Google can tell you more

looking for merikims did u know logodwhiz is an extremely jealous guy, im go just strangle u,na only me get unrestricted access to her and bros no go budge cos i have his secrets.heehee

merikims:
how was ur night?

my night was splendid bt short,wha abt urs? can see ur as fit as a fiddle.

Qutyjoice:
Tanks
A very beautiful morning to yu.

qutyjoice is a fine geh,iya iya o qutyjoice is a fine geh iya iya o she turn around she turn around she do yanga she cause gbege but she's a little pweety damsel.
hehhehe,how was ur nyt?

Abbeyunique2:
with COCO abi?

coco biscuit abi coco garri?
am just in love with every babe for GC,married and unmarried,but magymagz na numba she just went awol.
i no wan love d guys before someone like blizzydodo go say i be gay again.

Fraiser:
lol... Mehn! If I first see u for real life enh, I go give u crapping, u go fall down, I go tie ur hands nd legs, I go come empty twenty botus of alomo in ur mouth. Lol...

as per alomo brand ambassador wey u be now,u gotta represent.