₦airaland Forum

sirguy542:
Lol..I love your boldness my dear..Nothing much sha it's just that the dream of everyman here on nairaland is to meet the lovely angel that God just package directly from heaven & sent down to us his children here on earth..

lmao! keep on jonzing mr man,after u don waste ur saliva finish u can goan sleep,pay ur dues else u will remain single,na me tell u *beats chest* i no b minister for women affairs by mouth.

marvluv:
pineapple is gonna b owkay for me, make e chill well well abeg cos of ma condition...

just a second dear,u'll have ur wish,even chiller than d chillest,but come!hope d condition isnt critical o?

SomebodysMrs:
I've notbeen frequent here ask aroubd na.no vex for me ka ji ko

i vex small i no go lie,eye wey see u last dn dae receive pension nw,awayu sweeedie,i miss u like mofedaku.

bukkyadeyemi!!! why r u peeping nw,common hop inside and say hello.

sirguy542:
see you...u no go mind your business

ohhhhh! i knew it,ur among those that sent malaria to kidnap me so u can chance any babe here,u hav failed,u remember d last tym ba,ur chyking cynnny without permission again,well she is an obedient babe nd will listen to d minister,u are declared single for life in dis city mr.

Cynnny:
I am low Nah, is dis not low enough?

hmmmmmm! its low enough,but follow my lead always u hear?

marvluv:
yep,am new here....BT why u com b d minister for woman affairs?? lols....I will manage d juice sha

first of all,click on quote weneva u wanna reply a post dear,dnt wory i will show u round d city,thats d portfolio given to me by the president to always take kia of evry lady here.apple or orange juice or which?

marvluv:
yep I did...hope urs was great too @ tuffpivot

ur really a newbie,hehe.

marvluv:
A warm evening greetings to every wonderful pple way they here o...

good evening pweedie,how u doin? are u also new here cos as d minister for women affairs ur not in my record o,anywaiz i will get to know u better.oya have ur seat,u care for a juice?

Cynnny:
Yes I have had my dinner, enjoy ur amala

thanks dearie,u see that guy called sirguy542 ehn,dnt smile with him again o,he is very dangerous,but i warned u now, lay low.

Fraih:
another wahhh!! Impossicant.
I'm irreplaceable and you know
Yeah, Shammak dey. I no catapult him go anywhere fa. As you don see me now, you don see Shammak.

you are replaceable * in beyonce's voice* hehehe.
just bribe me well if u wantu b forgiven totally.aw have u been joor?

Cynnny:
I have been kul, and yes I am surely enjoying my weekend. How r u?

ayam doing fine gc latest babe,hope uv got a place to sleep tonight,remember what i told u.hav u also had ur dinner? amala and gbegiri dae o

Rukkyola:
C dis pressy oo. So u are even in support ov all this. Me wey dey think ov how 2 become born again for this thread as my sent4rina don run lemme.

Fraiser, Eaglevision, testimony89, cynnny, & co. I dey watch all ov una o. Oya make una pack una load Commot 4 dis city. No more play, play, play, love, love, love, romance, romance, romance for this city again o.

If I give una class work 4 dis city about NYSC related matter, I sure sey na zero all of una go get, especially u, Fraiser.

Make una go tear sheet of paper, I wan give una short test on NYSC related matter, make I c hu sabi book 4 here.

SERIOUSNESS MODE ACTIVATED!!!

Rukkyola!!! hmmmmm,i get special address for u, i go reach u very soon.congrats on d safe delivery first.

Fraih:
J. PL, I came around na. Ask Hardie14
I told her to send my regards when the Nurses said I wouldn't be able to see you.

i never gree,u knw how to bribe me dnt u? i go soon find another Bpe u will see,as u abandon me wen i needed u most.

Fraiser:
dat tin was system error, its been blocked

MTN sef no b error,Ntel don land make dem no sit tight,ntel 4g lite,data go make sense very soon cos dae wanna make it their competitive edge.

jubrealguy:
eaglevision........ i double sight u frm ds side..... how body?

babaoooo,i dae look u with binoculars o,see as u dae fresh,iambibi dae take kia of u o.but abeg tell her that ive missed her fruit salad especially d water melon,make she con welcome me na.body dae kakaraka,tnx a bunch bro

jubrealguy:
eaglevision........ i double sight u frm ds side..... how body?

babaoooo,i dae look u with binoculars o,see as u dae fresh,iambibi dae take kia of u o.but abeg tell her that ive missed her fruit salad especially d water melon,make she con welcome me na.

walexitouk:
Hahaha. All join and no be for my mouth them go hear; before them carry your head do white soup.

shiooor! u no even get liver,see as u dae shake like say dem go kee u.

Fraiser:
u won make I chop knuckle after u don dream about my wife, still keep d knuckle first make I clear ur doubt, if u ever dream about my wife again, I go talk sey make u no fit sleep again bfor camp, insomnia tinx. Ehn ehn oya u fit bring d knuckle now....knuckle choped.

lol,na 30minutes i dae take sleep before na,insomnia no b threat jare,i neva see ur wife today,she dae aiit ba?

Cynnny:
Lol, biko who am I that they will be rushing me nah

see this opeke o,u dont knw ur worth o,see as u dae glitter like gold,make i no start to dae hype u,just laylow for nw u hear.

Fraiser:
Lol...wait make I finish wit d welcomin first, if i don finish I go call u

hian! na my portfolio b that,u knw say u dn act wela wen i go on sick leave,oya go rest u don try reach.

katerine7:
happy weekend dear, we go soon dey active, just running some errands

issorai,oya fly the errands like eagle nd come bak here.hope say these ma guys no trouble u too much?

Fraih:
Eaglevision, welcome back here.
Good to have you around again

i still dae beef u o,imagine u no fit come chek me for hospitul,gud to hear frm u sha,wia u catapult shammak go? Bpe mi atata i miss u small.

abbeyunique2!!! ore mi atata,hw far u na,dis rain reach that side? i don miss u o,wetin dae happen?
cynnny baby,aw hav u been,hope u enjoying ur wknd?
logodwhiz baba nla i zoom u sir.
gud evening everyone.

Cynnny:
*clears throat* Introducting my humble self to the minister of women affairs. Bros dis ur post bad guan

wait babe!as d minister for women affairs i hav to protect ur interest,these guys r rushing u too much nd i dnt like it,oya come rest for inside ministry hg first make ma guys calm down,i will knw u beta dnt worry.

MTN yaff come again! Scammers,
guess they are giving free data now cos Ntel was launched yesterday.it wont work. thieeeves!!!

LMAOOOOOOO!!!
One guy just said on radio that all of us should die,make Nigeria just end, that things are irreparable, in his words " eje ki gbogbo wa ku nisi,ka ku patapata,ko si olooto mor"

if things dont change soon,ive been hearing a word that pepo r murmuring,very soon that word will be on the lips of everyone.

REVOLUTION!!!

Fraiser padi miiii,oya introduce d minister for women affairs to cynnny.u been doing a gud job welcoming her,nw lemme take over.

Since my return to GC,i havnt seen some of my beautiful baes and surest padi dem,hope y'all are doing great,i really really really missed una.
cc
hardie14
Magymagz
topealonso
folabibret
fraih
sc31
Qutyjoice
iambibi
merikims
Beckytee
katerine7
eddykisses1
greatestman
shuaibbs
justified10
chisophia
Testimony89
iamdynamite
Aleora
Abbeyunique2
DTOBS
Kbs468
jubrealguy
omoiyawax
sirguy542
aghans
chimy
oluwafirefunmi.
chommieblack

to mention but few.wrote those monikers off hand,sorry for any mispelling of moniker,i love y'all even if ur moniker no dae,oya make all the beautiful babes chop kiss,gentlemen oya shift.

*Muuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaah*
*Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaah*
HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE.

LogoDWhiz:
Eagle baba i see you..
Ride on

baba nila nila! bossiest boss i prostrate greet u oga mi,how u doin dis morning?

Omolola1:
Lol

gud morning missy,aw was ur nyt dear?sha take it easy with ur countup abi na countdown.

BlizzydoDo:
Lols, gud morning & api weekend.

yuu don com back ahbi? I'm pure o

good morning joor,aw was ur nyt? yes i am back and is that why u wia chasing me in d dream last nyt? be warned dear,happy wknd.