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singing *If i sleep wake up! iyo ku kere,if i see food chop iyo ku kere and if i wan thank God i go dance kukere!!! alafia eh! alafia e! alafia loooju.*
i so much like dis sing song bt dont knw d artist.

Bonjour la everybodie du GC. hope we all woke up on a brighter note than before?wishing evryone a fab day ahead,sleep still dae worry me no b small,bt sleeping is a luxury i cant afford.
fruit salad u dn wake up so soon,b like say i go handover keys to d city for u.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!!!
Bt d eagle unfortunately landed awkwardly,goodnight y'all. fraiser stand in for me tonight
SC31 i see u sweedie
fruit salad hope u wnt miss me too much.
special shoutouts to dtobs and eddykisses1,i feel u my brothers.
goodnight beautiful people,i love y'all.

Abbeyunique2:
Good night peeps, had a wonderful day. i now knw why fraih always maintain partial observer role in the city. it's kinda cool being in the background.
the nightwatch (johndanny and eaglevision) would soon be here.

lol! see ur head like wenger own,i no fit shout dis nyt

ewoooo! blood of Jesus. tnks for d mentions@ y'all my wonderful people bt na night i go fit see well reply hehehe.
body weak small.
tiippie i sight u dearie.

merikims:
fyn dear.

merkims my merry christmas!! wia have u been,i hear say logodwhiz dn impound u,no worry i go come rescue u sweedie! hehehe.
manage dis warm hug cos weather cold,u go need dis hot kiss as well *muaaaaaaaah*

DTOBS:
En en? Rubber,leather or cloth tennis shoe? Eaglevision, are you doing home delivery with no extra cost attached?

hmmmm! my able marketer don answer u perfectly. thankiu

hardie14:
eaglevision is a seller oo
importer and exporter of gbogbo ibadan
e ma mu owo ile lo ita oo
and na chikini money
dollar no affect him product prices oo
tennis na 1000 ooo
imagine

*whispering* no tell em say dollar no affect prices again o,mkt no too smile today fa.

didn't know ur this efficient o na u i for sight b4 Sc31 bt time still dae sha.

hardie14:
eagle vision come and see this thief.
after we sell cheap we go come do free delivery??
e no steal am for market now

but dtobs no miss this better price oooo
and they are of good quality.
home delivery dey but extra charges wey no gara at all apply.

no mind am jare,naso all these Nigerians like to dae behave,awuf don spoil dem finish,hehe! bt we go kuku do our own for humanity sake.God go reward us joor.lol

Fraiser:
lol.. Why u go sleep? Person dey sleep for duty? u don forget sey na u b d watchman of dis city. Abeg leave my wife o, na because of sey she b winch make me luv her more o, even if she b wizard sef e nor concern u. Anyway gudmorni hw ur nyt

watchman kor security guard ni.ur wife go suck ur blood dry one of dis days u go acknowledge me then.

d nyt just fine smaw,but we thank God for life sha.

iambibi:
lolz,.. Nice one!!!! Gudmorin!!

goodu afternoon dearie? hav u had ur salad today?

Fraiser:
nice one bro... Gudmorni

good afternoon padi mi gangan,hpe ur acting well in my capacity? take good care of all my swithearts on Gc for me bt dont u touch them,i trust u sha.im still on official duty bt i'll b back shoon.lol
how u dae jare?

Oyehomie:
Really @ a lesser price...which of dem?

which one u want make we relate,droppd my contact already. na Ado u dae?

Oyehomie:
Lol...liar.. Me and ma wife no dey snore...nd hw u go sleep....? No be on duty u dey ni? Lol....eagle wey be say na night hin dey see...nocturnal human being...lol

Gud am tho..thanks for watching us...hope u no shaa see any other thing o...

hahahaha! una no serious,i b ur God wey dae watch over u abi? bt ur wife qutyjoice too dae snore walahi bt love don blind ya eye,i see chum chin o bt i go seal ma lips,bt i see smtin tempting. lol!

DTOBS:
Eaglevision, so how do I make the order? Talk to me asap and let me see sample first.
...

add me up on whatsapp or beep me.
09091875643.
tanku

hardie14:
distributor ke
am just helping the ministry to move forward ni ooo
am also a buyer like you.
just doing "omo wa noor ni e je ka ba raja"
and his goods are of good prices.

taaaaar! thous shall nt lie,u dae collect commission joor,u wan make i tell em say u don use d commission wey i give u buy make up kit abi?

Qutyjoice:
Chaii, Mr...What I do yu nao? I'm so sure yu wanted to write Rukkyola and not Qutyjoice.....Do correct yourself jawie.

and u knw the kind vision wey i get say na ultra sharp,y i no go knw who i dae refer to,thats a polite insult se u know? but go and sin no more dearie.

Qutyjoice:
Yu sure sey yu dey kk? Cz I cn smell Igbo from yu, anyway I understand ao d tin z doing yu....Kpele Hun

lol! u sha wantu remain stubborn,i knw how to deal with u nw,na oyehomie i just piry cos na ma padi,ur still my shindren anywaiz.

LogoDWhiz:
lol..

Eaglevision drop your contact make we relate

09091875643. tnx boss.
omo dollar dn dae affect mkt oooi,lil increase in prices but as per GC pressy nd other citizens,insurance cover us small.

hardie14!!!!!
i dae feel ur good marketing skills o,ur nt like sc31 she just dae do dormant partner yet she dae expect commission hehehe.
tnz for the unpaid advert though, ur a darling chinchini

good morning wonderful fam,hope we all had a splendid nyt rest? wishing everyone an exciting week ahead.some of us hav seen dis before bt just feel like sharing again make una no vex for d epistle u hear.

No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.
***Stop Boasting.
No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave.
***Be Humble!
No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
***Be Patient!
No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness.
***Take Caution!
No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always walk to Bed.
***Be Contented!
Take Life Easy
Life is "Exp. + Exp. + Exp."
Yesterday was Experience.
Today is Experiment.
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.

#Shalom

make i no turn madman overnight,i just dae talk to myself since,all dis GC guys are weaklings, they have all gone to bed, see how fraiser,qutyjoice,oyehomie nd even oga logodwhiz dae snore. sleep don spoil all of them,see how iambibi dae eat salad for dream,abbeyunique2 dae shout goal for bed,chai arsenal don turn am to something else,dtobs dae open mouth yakata dae do countdown,see him ajepako bucca,blizzydodo put leg for wall dis geh na winch bt fraiser no go listen to advice.see prophet shammak nd him wife dae pray,na beta tin b that,kbs468 don beat him paraga wife finish for midnite. abeg make i hibernate,una go meet me here later.hehehe! see merikims and chisophia dae peep me for midnite,i know ya intentions.

Sleep is for the weak,b like dangote 3 hours is enough for y'all. goodnight/goodmorning
mouth dn dae pain me sha. all is well

Abbeyunique2:
Lol. thanks for the grasscutter meat

na later i con know say na ighalo do una strong tin,no mind dt unpatriotic boy jare. am happy u enjoyd ur meat sha.i care for u guys as well nt only dem ladies nw.

iambibi:
lmaooooooo.... Abeg leav me and my fruit salad o, and nobody should touch my moniker o *holds unto fruit salad very tightly *

i will never let u go unless u bless me with better food

Fraiser:
lol... No worry change go soon reach dia syd too

i pray it does reach them pretty fast cos time is fast spent.

blzzydodo baby! iambibi darling y una two neva sleep abi una get meeting?

iambibi:
... Haba!!! Super eagle!!! !!... . Dnt say we r in chains na..... Dnt worry God will deliver us! .... By d way happy sunday

dis super eagle wey u dae cal me dae me one kind,i go prefer splendid eagle. na persn mind i speak, twas even a radio prog nd he was like are we experiencing change or we are in chains?

/quote][quote author=LogoDWhiz post=43748908]Okay.. thanks bro.
D shorts.. they are light right?[/quote

oooooops,oyehomie na of d unad fam? omo see prices,baba wia u dae? u knw tell me say u need kits nw maa arrange smtin nice for u. wia are my marketers nw
cc - Sc31
hardie14

Qutyjoice:
Lmao.....Ah! mk I wait for pple's comments

why u dae shout nw? bkos u woo me nd i no gree i knw u wnt miss me nw,u want me outta here asap bt ko possible.

DTOBS:
Lolzzz...we missed you too brother

neva start to dae miss me jare,abi u want make i dae cry! hehe.

i was abt replying a mention and after submitting wetin i see be

THREAD CLOSED!!!

I dinnor knw wen i shouted whaaaaaaaat!! peeps around me wia like what happnd,only said dae cant understand.omo wetin go happen if dis thread is closed tru tru,we go shut down Nairaland gangan ni, it is just better imagined, but we wnt all b here forever,mehnnnnn! i don dae miss all of una already.

chisophia:
hello dear, chisophia is single and ready to mingle

hehehehehehehe! u dont need to announce my dear, Gc guys aint smilling na.

Abbeyunique2:
Good evening, thanks for the mentions.
I'm happy today cos Arsenal lost in the FA. now as a gunner, we now know we have a problem with Arsenal. arsene wenger should bow out now b4 we become newcastle united.
A tide is coming next season and premier league is about to have new look. with the likes of Guardiola with the citizens, Jurgen with the reds, conte with the blues, and jose with the red devils not forgetting claudio ranieri leiceister and mauricio poccetino of spurs, i don't think wenger has a chance. yes he has experience but football is much more than old ideologies.
Arsene should just leave at the end of the season. "Football is about the coach not the players" .

eeeeeyah! ani ri iru eh mor o
i dae go one church program nana, just gimme ur prayer point cos i feel ur pain. meanwhile kill thinking wif dis chilled bobo nd eran oya.