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Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2007 - 2015 Toyota Camry Muzzle LE/SE/XLE (v4 & v6) by eastermaris(f): 11:10am On Sep 19, 2015
Hi,i need a clean used camry from 2007-10, I4 engine with good price tag. Do you have any at the moment?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 12:50pm On Aug 27, 2015
julieme:
pls any news for batch B, regarding d confirmation letter?

Both are coming same time

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Politics / Re: You Goofed On Jonathan’s Agricultural Programme, Adesina Tells Oshimhole by eastermaris(f): 11:02am On Aug 19, 2015
LordMecuzy:
Former Minister Still having a Special Assistant On Media?

Hmmmmmm

That gives you an idea of what the account balance is reading. Fear nija polithiefcians
Religion / Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by eastermaris(f): 10:17pm On Aug 04, 2015
Hahahhahahahahahaahaha...unfortunately, your believe or unbelieve does not change the plans of my Almighty God nor affect who or what he is!
Family / Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by eastermaris(f): 8:18pm On Jul 22, 2015
Better place ur man on a daily fruits (Watermelon inclusive) and stop complaining. sad

Stays off sweetening agents and embrace unripe plantain consumption.

These would RESET his TOYSTICK.

Goodluck!!!

If only you would heed this advice.
Feed him regularly with this and pounce on him regularly too. This doesn't have to lead to sex at all times, sometimes just grab and squeeze his rod very early in the mornings, this should be after you have started feeding him with the above. I bet he would start nacking you regularly. Note: Each time u pounce on him or he initiates the fiolehleh and he spills out, that means he wnt entertain masturbation for at least 2days. Be there to grab his rod again, sucking and mounting him before he knows it, make him spill again. Gradually he wld overcome the habit. It takes time.

Something tells me the op is a man that has this problem. If am right, please ensure your wife sees this post. Stay blessed.

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by eastermaris(f): 9:29pm On Jul 11, 2015
What are those things all about?

Yeye they smell
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 6:31am On Jun 26, 2015
Let's pray something happens on the positive!!! Some people say make we no dey talk...
Politics / Re: Wike Should Move To Nollywood, Amaechi Responds To Probe Reports by eastermaris(f): 12:16pm On Jun 22, 2015
Smooyis:
I tire for Wike o. Even buhari is going about governance in a mature way without harassing anyone yet, despite the quantum of corruption perpetrated by GEJ administration.

Is that a good sign for a party that won elections on the wings of fighting corruption? I guess every present governor and government officials should just go on stealing spree as probing out of office individuals is fast becoming a taboo.
What do Nigerians really want

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Car Talk / What Would Make The Fuel Consumption Of A Car Shoot Up by eastermaris(f): 12:22am On May 20, 2015
It's a 2005 Toyota camry, for a couple of months now the fuel consumption rate has increased drastically. What could be the likely cause. Please i need ur responses my competent gurus. Thanks house.
Business / Re: Reagan Cement Bagging Company commences operation by eastermaris(f): 4:06am On May 17, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 12:41pm On May 04, 2015
@tutucious, you no doubt have made some salient points up there, you still have some trash mixed up between. I have a strong feeling that you are part of the problem from your own almost insignificant angle...and pls don't bother reminding me how sensitive these issues are.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 9:55pm On May 02, 2015
!

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Car Talk / Re: My Car moves Reluctantly When Climbing Please Help by eastermaris(f): 6:46am On Mar 27, 2015
Change the air flow meter. Not expensive.
Politics / Re: 7 PDP Governors In Private Meeting With APC For Buhari , Says Okorocha by eastermaris(f): 6:35pm On Mar 10, 2015
Why th.iefhnubu dey drag ambode for prick na!


post=31467585]Hehehehe, everyone wants the to join the change train.

Rochas Okorocha my man, he's gaining love from both the south west and the North, and when it is time for a president from the south east, we will pay him with our votes!

See how Jonascam was scammed grin
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Religion / Re: Shocking!!!!end Time Church Business (see Photo) by eastermaris(f): 4:58pm On Mar 08, 2015
olrotimi:
Yes Nigerians are very funny people, we'd rather tell our neighbors how unkempt their yard is while ours is a pile of sh.it.
The Nigerian Bishop who by extension claims to be the 'keeper ' of hell and threatened to open it to perceived political opponents of the President still remains a hero and receives our favorable reviews with the title 'man of god'.
What's the difference between these two pastors; 'the checker' & 'the keeper '?.

Lying spirit! Lol... Please stop deceiving people...the tape for that particular occasion has been played worldwide for their members to see what actually transpired on the said day. Nothing of such ever happened. Get some mb and run to YouTube!
Politics / Re: House of Representatives Adopt Motion Over Removal Of Jega by eastermaris(f): 6:11pm On Mar 05, 2015
What happened to the PIB?
Selfish bunch of mofos..
Family / Re: What Would You Do If You See Your Child Doing This? by eastermaris(f): 4:11pm On Mar 04, 2015
Dyt:
Nothing na
Let him keep writing

I am someone that really don't care sha

Its his room
Design as u want, yr end we paint

Is this how you bring up your children??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by eastermaris(f): 11:13am On Mar 03, 2015
Hello house, for the previous employment section, how wld a person who haven't been previously employed go about moving to the next page of the form without the error poping up?
Romance / Re: Things That Guys Secretly Envy About Girls. by eastermaris(f): 9:09pm On Mar 01, 2015
matingo:
Number five is so wrong, guys enjoy Sex more, very sure of that; also the kind of work I do is so stressful that I know some guys can't do it, my husby tells me that all the time.

Liking sex more and enjoying it more are miles apart. Your husby undoubtedly needs an upgrade on bedmatics!
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Dencia, Spotted With Kanye West And Kim Kardashian At Roc Nation Party by eastermaris(f): 7:36pm On Feb 08, 2015
Kanye's eyes are not that of a happy man!
God truly gives and adds no sorrow.
Politics / Re: Flamboyant Life Style Of Diezani Alison-Madueke by eastermaris(f): 1:59pm On Feb 06, 2015
pekeyim:



Losers
Diezani was in Shell all her Life, and this is the kind of propaganda APC is putting up.

Her father was a King

Her Husband was a Governor

All these makes her a billionaire right? Olodo!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 8:45am On Feb 02, 2015
Your point is valid and I actually thought of editing after posting, but the other side isn't allowing me!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015
Where is the increament before 2015 general election? I guess 2015 looked like a thousand years.
Autos / Re: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by eastermaris(f): 6:14pm On Jan 21, 2015
inspiredm:


Chomiz,

Allegations Comes, Allegations GOES, Despite all Odds We are still In Business, Arguably Nigeria's Strongest Online Auto Dealer for 9 Years and Counting.

In Business Transactions, Allegations and Misunderstanding Will Always Come, they dont bother Us, We've been through it all.

When we're Wrong, We apologise and Move on, We learn Everyday.

There are other Several Transactions Successfully Done without Hitches, so One or two Negatives Wont Deter Us.

Cheers
Inspired



I have reading carefully and trying to follow your responses, never thought I would contribute myself. Now am forced to say you are not only a wicked business man, you are also a very fooolish one. You must think we are morons here right? What's your explanation for the fake documents and putting the unsuspecting man through all that shiit? Shouldn't that be your first response?
Best dealer in Nigeria indeed, and you still don't know the right channel for genuine documents? You simply tried to play on the buyers gentility, you intentionally went for forged documents this time around just to make more money for yourself, I can bet on my husbands balls that you have successfully robbed others in same format without them knowing, probably because no law enforcement agent noticed it!

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Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Sport For Sale 2008 Model Forr Sale Contact 08089899299 Full Option by eastermaris(f): 5:35pm On Jan 21, 2015
What are the issues and possible fixes that might be needed?
Where exactly is your location for inspection?
Are the papers intact, plus the original purchase documents?
Waiting for your response sir.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Sport For Sale 2008 Model Forr Sale Contact 08089899299 Full Option by eastermaris(f): 5:32pm On Jan 21, 2015
OLAMONSUR:
1.7

1.4 deal?
Religion / Re: Wives Of Pastors Urged To Satisfy Husbands In Bed by eastermaris(f): 3:50am On Jan 20, 2015
FrancisTony:
Funny on how sex has become the subject of discussion these days.

Una get time....

Watch this guy,he is one of those who still rape babies even when they have clocked 85yrs. Dss be on his trail, I know his type!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 4:22pm On Dec 30, 2014
topcy2:
............. Any news about increment?

It's becoming a mirage by the day my brother!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 5:08pm On Dec 29, 2014
SNUBAQ:
13th month Approved with xmas bonus and they created special duty Allowance before week run out u will get alert

It's the normal change.... Peeps receiving alert already. Indeed a tale of hope!

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Romance / Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by eastermaris(f): 7:57am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, why do you Bob Marley, Tupac, Fela Kuti et al were able to make all those timeless spiritual tunes? - that the power of weed. It takes you to different realm, that's higher than the ordinary. grin

You are so right because all these people u mentioned all ended the very way you would love to end!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 9:11am On Dec 20, 2014
AliYunus86:
Glory glory glory glory!!!increment @last thank God,Wit 3months arrears.Xmas go make sense

Thanks for the increment,I just received mine! #hissing#
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by eastermaris(f): 9:02am On Dec 16, 2014
AliYunus86:
Glory glory glory glory!!!increment @last thank God,Wit 3months arrears.Xmas go make sense

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,no cause commotion hear o. Only alert wld convince even the most optimistic here!

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