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Romance › Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by EazyBoi(m): 2:10pm On Apr 03, 2016

enfantdedieu:
weda virgin or nonvirgin, na gud wife me want!

. My guy, na u pass. #Team *Alubarika sha lo matter* #

Romance › Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by EazyBoi(m): 2:09pm On Apr 03, 2016

Abbeyunique2:
i'm not married, just stating the obvious. i'll rather marry a well-mannered non-virgin than ill-mannered virgin. happiness and peace of mind before, during and after marriage is all that matters

. After marriage or what did u type?

Romance › Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by EazyBoi(m): 2:05pm On Apr 03, 2016

Mtcheeeew, Shoro niyen.

Education › Please, I Need Info!!! by EazyBoi(op): 10:16am On Mar 09, 2016

If anyone have information on how to get admission into any Benin republic institutions please kindly give me the info. I'm a waec candidate and I have the dream of attending a Benin republic institution.

Crime › Re: Ritualist Forces Stick In Girl’s Vagina In Cross River (Photo) by EazyBoi(m): 10:45am On Mar 02, 2016

D only judgement I cn think of z to sentence d silly man to very slow and painful death.

Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age?!!? by EazyBoi(op): 8:18pm On Mar 01, 2016

lekjons:
when you stop thinking with your pants!!

What are u insinuating? angry

Romance › What Is The Right Age?!!? by EazyBoi(op): 9:36pm On Feb 29, 2016

Please Nairalanders, help me shed light on this. I went to visit a friend of mine recently and I met my friend's mother telling his sister who was about 24 that she wasn't supposed to be in any relationship at her age. #smiles# So, my question is; What Is The Right Age To Be In A Relationship?

Romance › Re: Rate This Photos by EazyBoi(m): 9:26pm On Feb 29, 2016

Trashy like kilode. Trashy like hell.

......

Romance › Re: See The Face Of A Rapist Who Raped A 14 Year Old Girl by EazyBoi(m): 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2016

Destined2win:
Please Someone should suggest to me the best way to treat rapist when I become President.

Left to me, it is 40 years in prison

. I support u jare.

Romance › Re: See The Face Of A Rapist Who Raped A 14 Year Old Girl by EazyBoi(m): 4:06pm On Feb 24, 2016

Dem talk say exam malpractice na 21yrs in prison. What about human rights infringement?

Romance › Re: How Do You Answer This? by EazyBoi(op): 5:52am On Feb 16, 2016

firstking01:
hian, nyc expensive restaurant ke??,,,wat impression are you tryna show her?,,,that you have money or what?,,,,this is why we bash some of you here,,,,from what you wrote upthere, i can deduce the fact that, if she eventually agrees dating you...it sures means you must be taking her out to expensive eatery, cos the way you start a relationship is the way you'd live in it...

I thereby declare this your advice null and void

. I agree with u.

Romance › How Do You Answer This? by EazyBoi(op): 7:51pm On Feb 15, 2016

A shy friend of mine asked me this question and since I am inexperienced in stuffs like this I need to ask the experienced ones. The question is; HOW DO I START A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY?
Remember, he is a shy guy so he needs the simplest possible solution.

Romance › What Do Ladies/women Love In Guys/men? by EazyBoi(op): 9:28pm On Feb 10, 2016

This question goes to the ladies/women. What do you like in men? D guys may also put in.

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Like Boobs So Much? by EazyBoi(op): 5:49pm On Feb 10, 2016

No one has actually answered my question. I asked 'WHY?' not what u like. Thanks.

Romance › Why Do Men Like Boobs So Much? by EazyBoi(op): 4:53pm On Feb 10, 2016

It's been a common thing among men to quantify women by the size of their boobs or men look at women's boobs when speaking with them. I personally find myself gawking at boobs of ladies around me when standing face to face with them. So, my question is; WHY DO MEN LIKE BOOBS SO MUCH huh

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Literature › Re: Dilemma!!! by EazyBoi(op): 6:12pm On Feb 03, 2016

aprilwise:
I believe it gonna be a masterpiece. Since d cinema is. Empty lemme take a sit at d front row .

. Welcome boss.

Literature › Re: Dilemma!!! by EazyBoi(op): 6:07pm On Feb 03, 2016

Change, they say, is a very certain thing in life. Every living creature in this God-ordained world is bound to experience change at a particular stage in life. Even a nonliving creature experiences change or how do you view a rock changing to sand through the action frequent rainfall, animal action, Chemical action, consequent beating of the sun and so on which is termed as 'weathering' by geographers. It's all change. change and change.

Change is what occurred when you use red mud to mould object. Change is what occurred when a Godforsaken bush is cleared so a magnificent and breathtaking building can be built. Change is what occurred when those running the affairs of a state or country leave for another set of people to take over. Change is what occurred when a happy home becomes a sad home. Change is what occurred when a very obedient child becomes disobedient. A decent one becomes indecent. Change.

Literature › Re: Dilemma!!! by EazyBoi(op): 11:19am On Feb 03, 2016

Inviting and doffing my hat for all the Ogas in the building.
Pple like; SIFA, harma, lizabee, Abdogold, nicenaira, seunajai, davisjoe, Chemical2, milkano05, mikelcool, okoronkwomicheal, adebayo201, Debbie, Sparta231, Tripplebaby, abdulogy, kinglee1, cuddlemii, donkross1, smallville10, Booyakasha, Abisoyee, Tummyyoung, Divepen1, ozila, Mizquote, orla10, ZUBY77, Cityofdavid, dicefrost, victvrames, Tvers, Osman1996, and many more that I couldn't mention. Thank y'all.

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Literature › Dilemma!!! by EazyBoi(op): 10:52am On Feb 03, 2016

Our world is full of difficult situations.
Decisions that are hard to make, options that are hard to choose from. We face life in different ways. Like the old saying goes, 'life is like a talking drum...'
While some are born with a golden spoon, some with a silver spoon while some are with no spoon at all. THIS IS LIFE FOR YOU.

Keep Calm And Watch!!!

Properties › Re: Man Building Bottle House In Kaduna (Photos) by EazyBoi(m): 10:18pm On Feb 02, 2016

Mykel4God:
When I was reading this write-up, I just feel like crying but tears no just come, infact I open my eyes for like 30minutes for tears to come but tears no just come :- :'

Check it out!

1. Welcome to my country where politicians who had ruled about three to four decades ago are still the leaders of tomorrow

2. Welcome to my country where electricity bill in a month is more than the President salary

3. Welcome to my country where investors from neighboring country thrive and succeed but citizens finds it difficult to complete a 3square meal daily

4. Welcome to my country where citizens are slaves to the leaders

5. Welcome to my country where terrorism act is now legal

6. Welcome to my country where parliaments and National assembly has been turned to boxing ring

7. Welcome to my country where corruption is the motto

8. Welcome to my country where citizens trade their human rights for foods and money

9. Welcome to my country where education has become more expensive and unemployment is now official

10. Welcome to my country where social amenities are now what people are not sure of

Abeg what is the name of that "my country"?

Nigeria

Romance › Re: Please, Help!!! by EazyBoi(op): 5:53pm On Feb 02, 2016

Okpueze1:
This is what we call African mentality.
A boy of 18 opened-up to ask such a crucial question and instead of getting honest and mature response, some people are busy raining insults on him.
A person on that developmental level needs a good and honest guidance on issues so that he doesn't make a mistake that will follow and in many occasions, destroys the person's future.
Little brother nothing is wrong with you or your question. Just be responsible, dress and behave maturely in the public. Remember whom you are and follow your inner mind. Be bold enough so that u'll not be tensed. Just try and look for an occasion to make urself noticed. Next time, try and begin a conversation and make the person to smile. Be free with the person and stay away from striking up conversation with all the girls because we are jealous by nature. Be patient and take it easy, with time you will fall in ok.

. The most candid advice I've received so far. Thanks.

Romance › Re: Please, Help!!! by EazyBoi(op): 12:54pm On Feb 02, 2016

octopusfreaky:
OP which level are uuu in school?..You can ask this ? in the next ten years.

. Lying!!! Hw about u checking my profile and besides, I'm 24 nt even 20. I didn't want u pple to make jest of me dat was why I reduced my age. Didn't knw it would attract insults.

Romance › Re: Please, Help!!! by EazyBoi(op): 12:43pm On Feb 02, 2016

StPete:
Don't get shy around women. First thing is to think of them as human just like you are. Second is to know that no matter their response, they can't kill u. Third is dat out of 100 chances, u will definitely get lucky wit one

. Thanks

Romance › Re: Please, Help!!! by EazyBoi(op): 12:33pm On Feb 02, 2016

MrFlavvor:
Step 1.Buy rope

Step 2.tie one end around your neck.

Step 3.tie other end on dining room fan while standing on dining table.

Final step : Jump! (NB:if it don't work drink sniper.)

. This isn't funny anyway.

Romance › Please, Help!!! by EazyBoi(op): 12:22pm On Feb 02, 2016

Please romancelanders, I'm a eighteen years old guy with d inability to approach girls.

1. I'm shy around them.
2. I dnt knw wat to say around them.

put me a meter away from any girl and I acquire a tongue dat has never heard of language.

Please help me out. My friends and family don't knw, dey thought I hate girls cos of d way I behave around them.

Please, I need fast help.

Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Ladies Dont Talk Sexually Openly? by EazyBoi(m): 11:17pm On Feb 01, 2016

I dnt think it decent to see ladies brag openly about their sex life though I've overheard a couple of them gisting among themselves.

.... Pls, I gat a question. I'm a eighteen years old guy nd I dnt knw hw to approach a gal to ask her out. Pls, somebody should guide me coz dia z Dis gal dat I love.

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Education › Re: History...Yoruba Town And Geneaulogy Of Their Names by EazyBoi(m): 10:55am On Dec 27, 2015

That's so freaking cool and educative. Thanks for that.

Business › I Want To Start A Laundry Businesses Please I Need Guidelines. by EazyBoi(op): 1:36pm On Dec 15, 2015

I want to start a laundry business in Omu-aran town please what do I need to do or have?

Literature › Re: My Life by EazyBoi(op): 6:27am On Dec 15, 2015

"Hey boy, won't you get up and get ready for school??" my mum, Mrs Davies said as she tapped me to wake me up. As a j.s.s two student, one would except me to wake up early enough to get myself ready for school but the reverse was the case. It was seven-thirty and my mum was just waking me. As soon as I opened my eyes, the first thing that came out of my mouth was,
"Mummy, what's the time?"
"It's 07:30 am now. How do you want to get to school before eight?" my mum replied.
"The gateman would take me" I said and my mum left my room. I jumped out of bed and rushed into the bathroom to take a rushed bath. By 07:45am, I was settling in the dining room to take my breakfast of bread and tea and by 07:57, the black Nissan murano moved out of our compound with me in the back seat and thank God our school isn't that far. By 08:05, the car approached the school gate and as soon as I saw Mr Vincent, I knew I was in trouble and I thought desperately on what to do to avoid punishment.
"please, drive straight into the school compound and say that you want to see the principal." I said to the 30 years old driver behind the wheel with my tone indicating fear as I laid down on the back seat. Thank God the driver cooperated. As soon as Mr Vincent greeted him he asked if the principal was around. A question to which Mr Vincent answered in the affirmative.
Mr Vincent was our English language teacher who was known for his punctuality and discipline. He was a short man with bow legs and apart from that, he was stammerer.
The driver drove into the well planned school compound and as soon as he got in front of the principal's office, I sat up from my sitting position and got out of the car thanking the driver in the process.
As I was going to my class, I was met by Best, one of my rich friends who had the stature of an over fed boy. He was very fat and he bounced whenever he walked. That was the part that people, especially girls, like most about him. As a fourteen year old rich kid, he had several girlfriends to his credit. Best got to me and gave me a big hug like we've not seen each other for a long time. I felt like a small kid in his arms because he was a lot bigger than I was even though we were of the same age.
"what's up, Jay-boy?" He said releasing from his arms and giving me a handshake.
"nothing much jare" I replied gazing towards the class and as soon as he saw my gaze, he pulled me and we both ran to the class to join the others.
***TBC***

Literature › Re: My Life by EazyBoi(op): 5:23am On Dec 15, 2015

kingstylo01:
following

Welcome boss.

Literature › Re: My Life by EazyBoi(op): 6:32pm On Dec 14, 2015

It's a very difficult task to train up a child but it is very rewarding if we can do it with all sincerity and dedication. Proverb 22vs6 says, "Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it." so says the Bible.
As a parent, if you fail to train your child in the right way, you would suffer for it because the Bible says "A child is the Lord's heritage and the fruit of the womb is his reward" Psalms 127vs3. This verse tells us that the child we have is a loan unto us from God Almighty which we must manage properly and if you as a parent fail to 'manage the loan you'll be held accountable for it. It is a pity how some rich parent take little care about their children and destroy their lives all in the name of work. They work for money instead of letting money work for them.
I come from a very rich family. A family of three; my dad, my mum and I since I was the only child of my parents. We also have a gateman who doubles as a driver and also a house help who cooks for the family. My dad had little time for the family since he was almost always out of the country on one business trip or the other. As the only child of the Davies' family, I had everything I wanted even before I asked for it. I had a lot of toys to myself like I was a baby. At first it was waywardness and later I started experimenting with sex which led me into trouble. You won't even believe I repeated s.s1 twice.

Sit back and keep your fingers crossed as I reel out the story of my life.

*TBC* *FCT*

Literature › My Life by EazyBoi(op): 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2015

This is not a real story though but it looks real. Please and please, if you're not one for errotic beware 'cause it has a little taste of that. Merci boque.

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