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ajibowo11:
you really make sense bt someone has to stop this insanity

What Insanity?

Yuneehk:
Hehehe I doubt he does.

This woman is really beautiful tho. I love the photos especially the first one

I must admit, there's a lot of visible change

colossus2:
Sure you are okay Bro?
Do you know cinderella

You can call her Nigerian Cinderella sha

Tolexander:
Olajumoke, thank your star you photobombed while hawking bread at that time and not this time of war against hawking!

If na naw you hawked that bread, na inside prison go be your destiny instead of modelling because Ambode's men would have arrested you.

Lol! bruh, you aint gat no chill o

More photos of Olajumoke's breath-taking beauty here >>

http://trend.com.ng/3570/stunning-olajumoke-looks-like-cinderella-in-these-new-photos/

Former Agege bread-seller, Olajumoke Orisaguna seems to have gone through an amazing physical transformation as a supermodel.

Beth model Africa model, Olajumoke has wowed her over 102,000 followers on her Instagram page. The mother of two seems to have established herself in the showbiz industry with more commercial endorsements rolling in.
Majority of her followers have likened her to the popular cartoon figure, Cinderella as they share a similar physical appearance in her gowns and in her dramatic rise to fame.
See photos:

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Lagos State Government is back again with their efficient poverty alleviation tactic;
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Its that type where they get to eradicate poverty by eradicating poor people.

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So what are the impications of this ban?

1. You are going to starve to death inside Lagos traffic.
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2. If you don’t starve, your sweat will kill you inside Lagos traffic.
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Because nobody to even sell handkerchief. But to the more important things;


3. Jobs will be lost.

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You might not know, but you see thousands of street traders every week. From the hundreds hawking in traffic, to your favourite boli or roasted corn woman. To that dude carrying yoghurts on his shoulder to sell. All of them could either choose unemployment or a 90,000 naira fine.

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4. Remember UAC foods? Those guys that have been making Gala sausages since forever?

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Yep. A significant part of the revenue the generate happens in traffic. Imagine what would happen when they don’t make as much Gala because demand has fallen. Jobs. Will. Go.

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5. Have you ever seen a traffic seller chasing a car before?

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If he loses his job and decides to start chasing people and snatching their bags, how will you catch him?

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Our elders say,
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The progress of our society is not only by what the elite few accomplish, but by the standard of living of the masses.

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What do you think about Lagos State Government’s new street trade ban?

JoshuaKay:
I was chatting with one of my uncles today when he shared an image of a five Naira note with some captions with me. Though the image is kinda hilarious, but thinking about what was written on the image, it really aroused many questions in me.

1. What commodity/good can one buy with #5 nowadays?
2. What is d essence of the denomination when it cannot independently buy any item?

Below are d items u could get at a retail price of #5 before but u couldn't now.
1. Pure water (sachet)
2. Razor (blade)
3. Matches (a box)
4. Sugar
5. Biscuits (coastal, cabin, etc)

You can add yours and as well tell us if there is anything still selling @ #5.
Thank you.

Right now it can buy only one bubble gum. DAZALL

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Abia State Governor Okezie Ikpeazu has
moved into the Government House, 13
months after he assumed office.
The governor who had been operating from Aba since his inauguration on May 29, 2015 finally moved into the Government House at
the weekend apparently in response to the looming threat to displace him by Mr. Uche Ogah, who was declared governor by a Federal High Court Abuja and issued
certificate of return by the Independent
National Electoral Commission (INEC) last week.
Until now, Ikpeazu had been living in Aba citing the need to keep close tabs on the ongoing rehabilitation of the infrastructure in the commercial city and also to allow for completion of renovation work at the
governor’s lodge.

Also, Ikpeazu yesterday worshipped at the Government House Unity Chapel for the first time since becoming governor and sought the face of God in prayers to overcome his present travails.
A day earlier, Ikpeazu, at a press conference, had insisted that he remains the chief executive of the state and also maintained that it was wrong to insinuate that there are two governors in Abia state, premising his position on the fact that he remains the only one that had taken the of Office and Oath of Allegiance as governor.
Yesterday, the governor led other members of Seventh Day Adventist Church as well as government officials, PDP stalwarts,
including former Senate President, Chief
Adolphus Wabara, traditional rulers and a cross section of Abia people, to participate at the church service.

Ikpeazu, along with his deputy Sir, Ude Okorocha Chukwu, Speaker of Abia House of Assembly,
Rt Honourable Martins Azubuike, and elder statesman, Elder Emma Adaelu, took turns to pray for a favourable outcome of his appeal
against the judgment of Justice Okon Abandoned that nullified his mandate.
Preaching at the special service, President, Eastern Nigeria Union Conference of the
Seventh Day Adventist Church, Pastor
Bassey Udoh, urged Ikpeazu to cling to God in his present circumstance as God alone has the final say in all matters.
While urging the governor to remain silent and wait on the Lord to do his battle, he assured him that “God is still in charge and
does not end His things half way,” adding that “God has never lost any battle”.

He told Ikpeazu that the current political
crisis in Abia had come at the right time to enable God redeem the state, noting that crisis situations like this would enable the governor to know those actually on his side,
adding that he should “not be deterred by hypocrites who have already identified with his opponents”.
Pastor Udoh described the federal high court judgment that nullified Ikpeazu’s election as “a sinking sand” hence it would not stand
because whatever God did not plan will not work.

Source: http://trend.com.ng/3389/okezie-ikpeazu-finally-moves-into-govt-house-umuahia-months-after-election/

jjay28:
U r a core tribalist and an unrepentant bigot! Is dat the issue here? Y did he forge his tax receipt? Omo make we allow the law run its full course here. Besides,if u kn d law well u'l know dat its only electoral matters that allows d incumbent gov 2 stay put while appeal goes on. In dis case(pre-election matter),only a stay of execution can stop ogar's swearing in provided d stay of execution is gotten b4 the judgement proper! Be guided accordingly!!!!!

And you're a lowlife intruder who knows nothing of what he's talking about.

eph12:
So what happens if there was an error and the appeal court reverses the judgment will there be a third swearing in?

Don't mind the coco nut head. Why can't Uche Oga as well wait till Ikpeazu has exhausted his options? Why the rush?

Chukazu:
all you have said still doesn't change the fact that your brother is a stooge

How If I may ask? Until the SC says so, your conviction is as lifeless as the word itself

Ikpeazu is the governor and remains so. Period! Uche Ogar is one of the subsidy criminals that put Nigeria in its current state. Ikpeazu is from Aba and he's already working to restore Ana's lost glory whole Ogar us from the same locality as the two stupid governors that destroyed Abia. Ikpeazu's Abia South has not smelled the government house for the past 16 years while Abia Central and Abia North has held sway for 8 years each whole abandoning the town that supplies 80% of Abias IGR.

Ikpeazu's Abia South people have kept cool for 16 good years on the basis of the gentlemanly agreement that one of thier sons will be in Government house cone 2015.it came to pass. Thier son is working hard to restore Aba, the pride of Abia, the Japan of Africa and his own hometown and an impostors oil subsidy criminal is coming to be a governor in a state he did not campaign in? What rascality!

Ikpeazu's Abia South/Ukwa Ngwa people make up 65% of the total population of Abia having about 9 out of the total 17 LGAs in Abia, pray tell me how would theyot be able to vote in their own in a free and fair election?

Ikpeazu has worked for Abians, heading the Abia State environmental protection Agency, and served in that capacity until his election, Abia State Government is his boss. His tax is deducted at source. Why not question the Abia board of internal revenue if there are any irregularities in his tax receipt?

A people's quietness, hoteliers and hospitality shiould not be mistaken for cowardice and stupidity. A word is enough for the wise

Ikpeazu is the governor and remains so. Period! Uche Ogar is one of the subsidy criminals that put Nigeria in her current state. Ikpeazu is from Aba and he's already working to restore Aba's lost glory whole Ogar is from the same locality as the two stupid governors that destroyed Abia. Ikpeazu's Abia South has not smelled the government house for the past 16 years while Abia Central and Abia North has held sway for 8 years each while abandoning the town that supplies 80% of Abias IGR.

Ikpeazu's Abia South people have kept cool for 16 good years on the basis of the gentlemanly agreement that one of thier sons will be in Government house come 2015.it came to pass. Thier son is working hard to restore Aba, the pride of Abia, the Japan of Africa and his own hometown and an impostor and oil subsidy criminal is coming to be a governor in a state he did not campaign in? What rascality!

Ikpeazu's Abia South/Ukwa Ngwa people make up 65% of the total population of Abia having about 9 out of the total 17 LGAs in Abia, pray tell me how would they not be able to vote in their own in a free and fair election?

Ikpeazu has worked for Abians, heading the Abia State environmental protection Agency, and served in that capacity until his election, Abia State Government is his boss. His tax is deducted at source. Why not question the Abia board of internal revenue if there are any irregularities in his tax receipt?

A people's quietness, patience and hospitality shiould not be mistaken for cowardice and stupidity. A word is enough for the wise

PUSIDRILA:
He is actually checking OLX to see how much he can sell the state.

Lol, ayaf die

Too bad. Nigeria is now in a state of 'everybody guard yourself'.

Progressive01:
I heard the new CG wanted to hire iPod Baboons too but was scared if he did, the Red Bonobo Monkey in Kuje would go missing the next day leaving Dasuki, the iPod slave master, to die of conji.

Well, aint too late, they can still be made prison wardens in that new prison being constructed in Uganda through the prison staff exchange program we recently signed with them- they'd be more than glad to serve their father land (Uganda).

I know Shukuokukobambi wouldn't disagree.


Meanwhile, any iPod with no RAM who quotes me shall be summarily ignored.

Just 3 likes for all the nonsense you typed here? You see your life

Barely one week after the freezing of the personal account of Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, is set to probe Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State, over the withdrawal of over N11 billion from the Government’s account that occurred between October 2015 and February 2016.

According to a report published by Punch, the anti-graft agency was directed by the Attorney General of the Federation, AGF, and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, to conduct the investigation.

The Director of Finance and Administration of the Rivers State Government House, Kingsley Fubara, allegedly withdrew the funds from the Government’s Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, account.

According to an EFCC source, roughly N5.1 billion was withdrawn by Fubara in ten tranches between October and December 2015.

He withdrew another N6.1 billion from the same account in eleven tranches between January and February 2016.

The EFCC will also be investigating another suspicious transaction in which N1.5 billion was transferred from the government’s CBN account to a Zenith Bank account, belonging to one Samuel Anya in January 2016.

“We were also asked to investigate the withdrawal of N1.5 billion on or about January 27, 2016 by one Samuel Anya of 69B Forces Avenue, old GRA, Port Harcourt, Rivers State, from the State’s account with CBN through the transfer of the money to his account 0248922015 with Zenith Bank,” an EFCC source disclosed.

Rivers State Commissioner for Information and Communications Austin Tam-George, denied the allegations made by the EFCC.

“It is clear that the EFCC is now a fully integrated unit of the All Progressives Congress with the sole mandate of hunting down opposition politicians and critics of the federal government,” he said.

“When will this embarrassing media roulette they call anti-corruption come to an end?”.

This development is the latest scandal to rock the Rivers State government.

http://trend.com.ng/3377/wiked-efcc-set-to-freeze-another-governors-account/

Mynd44:
Operation Ultimate Warrior or
Operation Randy Otorm might work too

So Niger Delta is now a naming zone for military operations?

I taya

You guys can't stop being funny and coc.ky

Operation Randy Otorm ko
Operation Randy Oshiomole ni

Too bad

DBISHOP1:
Road leading to Ariaria Int'l Market Aba.

Everything cannot be fixed at once. The decay in Abia was monumental. Keep calm and observe the transformation.

Activities and vehicular movement were put on hold today, 15th June, 2016 as pensioners and other government workers blocked a major roundabout coonecting various parts of the eastern city of Owerri.

Some of the pensioners who were seen carrying placards and mostly on black attires lamented the way in which the authorities have abandoned them, even as they are being owed arrears of up to 17-19 months.

The senior citizens were also singing very touching solidarity songs, threatening not to leave the location until their cries are attended to.

As at the time of filing this report when Trend NG visited the location, there was little or no vehicular movement, as the old men and women sat even under the rain on the ground of the roads leading to the Imo government house, Okigwe road axis, Wetheral and Assumpta Avenues.

When Trend NG approched a a visibly angry and worn out old pensioner, he told us “…Rochas is owing us, many of us have not been paid for almost 1 year and six months now, some are being owed up to 1 year and eight months. We are not leaving here today until some talks to us to reassure us…we will even defecate around this whole place, and you know what that means…infact we won’t leave”.

Trend NG did not observe any visible signs of any government representatives addressing the aged crowd.


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Our attempts to reach the necessary quarters proved abortive

Meanwhile in a related development, some pensioners have slumped and died, after being manhandled by security operatives who were sent to disperse them.

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Latest on Buhari's trip to London!

For the record, Buhari is not coming to London for ear infection treatment but for a secret negotiation meeting with the Niger Delta Avengers

An insider who is privy to the behind the scene arrangement on how to stop the further threat of the Avengers to oil installations in the region says Buhari will be in London to meet with Jonathan and the representatives of the British government funding truce to the impasse.

It would be recalled that Jonathan was briefly in Nigeria 4 days ago and met with the President in his office before jetting out again, back to London. A day after that, Buhari met Obasanjo to seek his advice on the crisis in Niger Delta. The Duo, Obasanjo and Jonathan advised Buhari to meet with the agitators in a neutral place away from the media - prompting the London trip.

According to my source, the Intel at the government's disposal on the Niger Delta Avengers revealed their connection to two Arabian oil producing countries who are said to be angry with Buhari's government for treating the Shiites as nothing and the continuous detention without trial of its leader, Zakzakky.

Also, the weapons and technology at these guys disposal is not something a serious government should take lightly. There are speculation that they also have connection to the North Korean government.

Nigeria is currently bleeding seriously because of the activities of the Avengers, my source told me that some of the boys behind the Avenger will be arriving London tomorrow on the invitation of the British government to be part of the peace process.

Obasanjo and some other south south leaders are expected to join the meeting in London anytime from tomorrow as well. All of these will be away from the media. But you will see the pointer as the week unfolds!

President Buhari is not in London because of ear infection, he is here for something more serious!

You read it from here first!

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brunofarad:
Thanks for your candid assessment...
Will consider and revert back if necessary

Okay. Hoping to hear from you soon

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papawemba:
Prof. Okonjo Iweala was yesterday dishonored and violated at MIT Doctoral Hooding Looting ceremony 2016 after she gave a keynote address to such a talented & forward Looting community.

Eeyah! You sound so pained.

Sharp girl


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