₦airaland Forum

Offpoint:
Same way females don't need sperm to lay their monthly eggs, same way chicken don't need sperm to lay eggs.

Those eggs is their own form of monthly daily menstruations...


Chicken sexual pattern is the most annoying of all creatures:
The cock will run millions of miles, jumped through fences, jumped fires and all sorta dangers and yet end up lasting just a second... Annoying

LMAO

andycoal40:
Veru true..the feeds contain certain "hormone boosters".. the only difference is that feed gotten eggs can't hatch because no fission of egg and sperm

sperm ke?
I never see as cock release before oh.

jimyjames:
Is kwara not a Yoruba state?

Amotekun is in operation according to Geo-Political structure and not according to Ethnic lines.
If it was according to Ethnic lines then Amotekun would have been extended to the Yoruba speaking Parts of South South cos We have SS Yorubas too.

jimyjames:
Ebenezer2020 shame on you amotekun vigilante cowards for not doing your job

is Kwara state in the SW?

Osagyefo98:
Lolzzzxx....You


Mr Ebenezar I agree before you speak yoruba by force again for me.

I always enjoy your drama here that's why I hardly quote or attack.

So are taking the fight on my own perspective.

what the hell happened to your MenesZawi account?

BuhariAdvocate:
Hello beautiful i checked your account now your pic there is wow. Will you marry me?

don't be deceived, that's an IPOB guy behind that handle.The innocent lady is not aware her pics is being used as a DP on a Faceless forum.

Auntyesther:
ODINMA! Think what you want to sir but, i have penned my opinions down. Luckily and God willing we will see what will happen about it so there will be no need to force your points down my throat. Udo kwa!

and when it is Implemented and successfully executed I won't hesitate to quote you to your shame

Awon depe arindin!
Idiotic talk.
All i see here is one low budget ass broke guy with a huge ego bigger than his head.
Iranu oshi

Auntyesther:
and who says am an ardent follower of IPOB?
UDO!

your signature and comment proves that.
as long as you're from the East you're a follower of IPOB militia group

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Auntyesther:
This is what the lizard told the cockroach before it swallowed it.

[/s] keep quiet woman and go to the other room.
If u can't pray for God to help the leaders so this comes to fruition then you're nothing but a hypocrite.
What if u pray that it comes to pass so u will reap the good of it.
Rather you're following IPOB to wish the Nation bad through your Thomas attitude.
I don't blame u, I blame Namdi Kanu for brainwashing you and his followers with his lying antics and propagandas

kfasian:
Easy route to bring Boko Haram boys to Port Harcourt..!

this is deep

One thing I like about Amaechi and all other ministers making up Buhari's cabinet is that they don't believe in Audio implementation.
When once they profess to execute a project they'll execute it perfectly to completion.
God give them more grease to their elbows as they work together towards the development and progress of the Nation.

If na IPOB igwe from the East he'll even prostrate on the floor completely.
I'm not Yoruba but I'll say the OOni of Ife rules.
Jimyjames

RagaMufeen:
1. Buhari
2. Baba kyiari
3. Femi Adeshina

Add yours

for someone that refers to Abba Kyari as Baba kyairi I'm being forced to ask pls where did u stop in ur education?
I'll advise u drop politics and go and start when u stopped in ur education

selfless service and considering the good of others even at the expense of your sacrifice and inconvenience is the motto of APC.
God bless APC
God bless the good people of IMO state
God bless Nigeria

Ameena:
Haaaaaa!!! Na wah o��

you sef teh for nairaland oh. Eh wo! since 2006. How old are you ma'am?

Nicklaus619:
Wether you type It with your hand or you say it with mouth it Dosent matter as far as ya heart thinket it.
So the curses is inevitable. Because you proclaimed. Same on. Ya self, carry ya courses dude
So jokes on you

why will the negative words and curses work but the positive confessions of money coming my way doesn't work?
this shit doesn't exists abeg,

GAZZUZZ:
There is no such thing as bad publicity. If your casava is big, add your phone number and when your pics leak, you have a new source of income as more single mamas and non single mamas will search for you.


Sorry for you if you are working with indomie size, even if your pics are released, it will be deleted immediately as it serves no use

lmao

Misspull99:
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I'm an experienced, patient, attentive therapist that loves her job and am looking forward to giving you the best massage you've ever had in your life.

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do u give Happy ending after the massage?

MrBrownJay1:
Stop being an Ediot.... The person who was calling you was NOT the girl in the pics and instead that was the accomplice to these scammers. If that babe was using Airtel number then she therefore has to be in Nigeria, so why didn't you ever meet her in real life, duh?! Why didnt you ever have a video call with her (to confirm her identity)?! You sound as someone really young OR very clueless....

Some foolish Nigerian scammers created a FB profile with a fake picture, then sent you friend request, had some 9ja babe call you to pretend she was the actual babe in the pics....when they got your nekkid picture they finally insulted you in proper 9ja lingo, and you are still here thinking that the babe is actually real?!?!?!

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the guy is probably a village boy..
can u imagine him spewing trash that's he's worried about his christian reputation??
well I Once hacked into a lady's account and saw her inbox full of her nudes and also a self acclaimed pastor also sending his "preek" to her.
I'm just tired of this Devil incarnates bringing shame to Christ.

President Buhari bringing creativity and development to states that didn't even vote him in the presidential elections.
Btw the good people of Cross River State needs a change of power.
PDP has so messed up this state since May 29, 1999.

Osagyefo98:
Story...story..

If I am not in warri and not conversant with Itshekiri axis of warri, I would have believed you...

Try again.

you don't know anything.
ask any Itshekiri person to write from 1-100 in his language and also compare it with Yoruba and check if they'll be any difference

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SpartanKing:
Does he even have those Certificates? Not apparent, but obvious![/s]

Shut up

chiago95:
U see your life.

If sango shud punish you now. You will call Buhari.

The way people talk. Are you mad or cursed

How can you talk carelessly. Na wa o!

mouth might be anointed o. See U[

kindly clarify on the bolded.

btw no be mouth I take use type that thing na, na finger/keypad

Blackking98:
see this lazy youth. You still think I'm Igbo, Keep massaging your ego . Anyways I'll stand up for my bros in the east. All this long epistle no concern is, as long as bandits/herdsmen with Boko Haram still wrecking havoc around this country that gworo chewing general hasn't done anything, as an Akwa ibomite it's not our business if Boko Haram wants to level the North but where it becomes our business is when our children are being sent to the war front to die for rubbish, how can you think insurgency will end when the same man who is president today was quoted saying "an attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the north" before he became president, if buratai likes he should build cyborgs for the army it's still rubbish, another reason why we here in the South South are concerned is because our money is what is being used to fight this war and rebuild the NE, a region that doesn't know peace, you'll build today then Boko boys will come tomorrow and blow it and the useless cycle continues, when Boko Haram started the North courted it and nutured it, now they must face their karma Alone. If u enjoy seeing your Yoruba brothers dying for a war that is not their own then we thank God for u. Anytime you want to throw your ethnic jibe don't quote me.

We South South
Igbo boy from Aba claiming Akwa Ibomite.
Akwa Ibomite kee u there.
immhotep lzaa

BBBmall25:
Thanks Boss On Ur Great Piece. The Unpatriotic People Who Sell Out This Country With Sensational Storiez To Foreign Media And Terrorist Are No Other Than, Our Ever Bittered 5% Brothers. May God Help Them! God, May U Bless Our Presido, Bless Nigeria, Bless Cross River State And Niger Delta As A Whole.

hehehe hehehehe
ngadaawo jimyjames Lzaa Immhotep blackking98 enemybulldozer engrchykae.
Good morning

engrchykae:
from meaningful names to meaningless names

it obviously has a meaning in Ikwerre language and it's also a sign that Ndoni, Etche and Ikwerre are tribes and their ethnic groups on their own with no affiliation whatsoever with Igbo