₦airaland Forum

gabrielmorinho:
[s]
Calabar will remain your problem forever till you die. Everything little thing you people do in small and UPCOMING Akwa Ibom, you always want to compare with CROSS RIVER. Must you
bring Cross River state into Akwa Ibom thread?

NOTE: Where Cross River is in the map of the world, Akwa Ibom may take over a century to get there.
The books Cross River have kept over time, which includes having Akwa Ibom people as slaves in the past can not be matched by INFANT Akwa Ibom. Check your history, it will help you. PENCIL AND TOOTHPICK FACTORY.

[/s] da owo kop utebe inua odoh.
unam ikot.
Your useless state is now a slum and a haven for cultists.

Sammy07:
You're funny ooo.
when did I say that?

I only did my masters in Unilorin.
BTW, I'm a traveler I don't stay in one place.
it's only Lagos that I haven't been to.
I will lost you in other major yoruba towns
osogbo
Abeokuta
shagamu
ilesha
ikirun
ila orangun
ado
oye
Ogbomosho
ibadan
Oyo Ile
kishi
Ondo
idanre
Akure
ilesha
and kwara state
iree
owo
ore
Iwo
I'll lost you in the above named towns

lost bawo? mum is from ondo oh, owo lga to be precise while my maternal grandma stays at ifon and that's where I spent my childhood so you don't know who you're talking to, I'm a half blooded Ondo boy

collinsuchendu:
honestly speaking bro, I'm tired of ba3 issues.. How much did you buy it? I'm planning on getting the pouviour 3 plus.. what do you think?

plus is costly and it's 6000mah with better specs.
got mine at 28,000 naira and I bought it cos my previous phone was giving me hell

uglodoh:
I am from Ames Ibom

na so

collinsuchendu:
Pls how long does the battery last and how many hours or days can it go under light and heavy usage?

I've not charged it for 3 days now cos there is no light and I'm on a little above average usage.
The battery na die, 5000mah

SPOLO:
It means one of the 2 halves must play draw be it first half or seond half at least one of the halves must produce a draw result

omo e make but na luck Sha and the odds make sense

Edoziesmart:
You dey mind that lai Mohammed son

Busy telling lies on different thread

as in eh, I created that thread with my former account trying to show my displeasure with Kwarans on how they were so dumb to vote out Saraki who was obviously the best we ever produced in the senate unlike this rubber stamp buhari stooge called Ahmad lawan.
So this Sammy guy jumped in spewin lies on how Saraki messed up the state and he knew this cos he was serving in kwara
lol e get one of my boss wey dey fix am for this forum, the notorious canceller
cc IgbalodeRaymond MsAllison

Ilaumoh:

na so dem dy start before you know it ipobs will flood here claiming akwa Ibom to be Igbo

Ilaumoh:
Those attachments will do and secondly Pls Benin don't grow horns from the ground ok

what's the need of those guys' profiles?
what are we to do with it?

uglodoh:
Akwa Ibom was carved from cross river 1987 meaning we were formerly Cross Rivan.

we?
you Igbo dy follow claim akwaibom?

Ashez:
Leenu akwa ibom na agbara aba boy boy that year, gara wuzi ala bekee, ndi ochichi nke ebe ana ezuzuheri, ndi eririm eri

? what's this trash

Odion2016:
That state is fyn,,especially uyo nd ikot ekpene... [s]
But dem too like dick nd bole for dat State [/s]

shut up, drop your congratulatory message and move on

ethicallyright:
Akwa-Ibom youths have not taken advantage of the infrastructuaral development and very wonderful security condition of their State.

They prefer sycophancy especially on social media. An average AKWA IBOM youth's dream job is to be a P.A. to a P.A of the P.A of a prominent politician in the State.
Well, it paid the likes of Ini Ememobong and the rest , so they hold on to it like their lives depend on it.

So much to explore but their youth can't think outside the box. They however do not fail to explore different sex styles with the ladies they mostly cohabitate with.

hope you're not speaking this out of hate?
what concerns sex styles with this topic?
however aks youths need to do away with mediocrity anyway.

Sammy07:
Bayelsa and Delta are a disgrace to Oil producing states in the world.

Just imagine Akwaibom of yesterday took over both in just 15years.
Esp, Bayelsa a state with 9 Lgas

Akwaibom should continue to make use of their oil money very well, the indigenous people will continue to bless their leaders in the future.

Did my NYSC at Ikot ekpene That year

but in the other thread thought you said you did your nysc at illorin thats why you know kwara very well

[s]

Biglittlelois:
A welcome development, Indian women do it, so nothing new here.

[/s] shut up.
if reverse was the case you would come here ranting your ugly ass out

Binance:
Not today....
Please no spamming on the thread was only redeeming a promise.

thanks anyway

SPOLO:
Despite the fact only 2 cut am i really like this option.

AT Least A half X

I don't seem to understand that option..
kindly give me hints please

Kubernetes:
Shipped on 3rd August using USPS.
53 days

gosh but why taking so long? someone gifted me a laptop from the US since September 1st and I'm yet to receive it.
You get Patience sha

Justkatty:
can I have your fb handle?

Uyai abadie?
why didn't you add me again on WhatsApp
okay kindly drop your FB handle let's chat

piggyvestashawo:
they did

wow just seen it now.
it came right before the end of the match.
Thanks bro
Milan abeg tomorrow oh biko

Binance:
Done...that's it.

hi bro please remember me.
God bless you as you do
09064553219 (MTN)

Olympiacos sef just common two goals una no fit score.
Una try Sha, weldone anyway.
Milan I take God name beg una abeg make una win tomorrow's game at all cost please

Comedian2019:
I'm seeing change of service chiefs any moment.

you're not seeing well bro

backtalkG:
She fit still born ??

of course, she's not even up to 50 yet

LegendHero:
They will soon come and deny it.

Saharareporters these days are something else. Na ona break am last time say she wan marry Buhari, now another one don break say she marry Chief of Air Staff.

Pictures of their ceremony or I won't believe this!

SR media and their propaganda don taya person.

illicit:
Drop something na....

lol you no well

Kubernetes:
Hello,
So I bought three used smart phones from eBay.
The phones just came this afternoon via EMS post office.
The office called me and said my items have arrived,but I am gonna pay #41,000 as custom duty.This means I am am average of 13,000 per phone.
This is ridiculously high for a country who does not produce a phone.
It's also very surprising that the phones are even old used phones that reigned in 2006.


Edited.

I just collected them.

1..Hp ipaq glisten,cost is w $48 and the duty I paid is #600.

2...Hp ipaq h6318,cost is $10 and the duty I paid is #300

3...Iphone 10,the cost is $450 and the duty I paid is a whopping #41,000

when was it shipped from the U.S?
I want to know how long it takes

xtianfemi:
This is late news,FAAC meeting was held on Friday 18 September, and not today

yes.
I observed no one posted it on nairaland so I had to convey it down here

rentAcock:
Rookie. When I was 9 I swallowed a TV remote control and excreted it 3 days later.

same you that witnessed eba crying and pleading for it not to be eaten in Benin

iamyemiakins:
Indian people been doing strange things from time immemorial

the other thread an Indian man sliced his pregnant wife's tummy to check the gender of the baby

ahmEenu:
how come I haven't met any Am I using a different nairaland.

you obviously don't socialize
You don't visit other sections on this forum asides from frontpage or your favorite section.
You don't comment or create exciting threads that'll generate more views and instigate interactive comments.
You have to show your intelligence and knowledgeable on a variety of issues.
visit more of education and business section, politics is the worst.
I'm a final year student and the money for UTME form was given to me by a lady (she sent me 10k) here on nairaland thank God I didn't disappoint her as I smashed both jamb and postutme and was admitted.
Lastly it's luck and God's grace.

Asour:
They do post the actual amounts allotted to all states of the federation. You can find it at the RMFAAC website.

Also, Auditors at the State Auditor general office are responsible for such report. External auditors may do a better job but even they are not impervious to corruption (AKA bias due to threat of loss of business). With the FOI act now many government documents can be demanded and privately assessed by individuals. It's not hard to find anomalies on them, it is rarer to get them to act on any such.

But then again all of this "high sounding" amount is about 1.7bn$ for Nigerians. For good comparison, nike earned an average 3.2bn$ a month in 2019 with about 75k employees.

God help us.

Thank you so much for this