₦airaland Forum

danilmo:
Just releasing August salary at the ending of September?? wait o, has any state paid August Salary?? seems something isn't right somewhere

Sammy07:
Igbo residents in Ondo state, who are you guys voting for?

BUHARImyDOG:

ONDO NO BE LAGOS LOADING

valentineuwakwe:
from next week now , come see how government house and local government headquarters go full with people as if n.a. market......all n.a. for the sharing of money....after that everywhere go dry n return to normal...

sam4noow:
You are nothing but a lifeless animal..

Eriggs:
afraid catch you, you quickly remove idiot for your post
u go still chop am las las.
Dem MANNA don tell una say una go dey alrite las las

osamz007:
I've received mine sai baba

wink2015:
SHARING NIGER DELTA CRUDE OIL MONEY + LAGOS STATE VAT MONEY.

This is why the HAUSA/FULANI are against restructuring.

Osagyefo98:
Have you received yours?

DennisEche:
The gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N150.230 billion as against N132.619 billion available in the previous month, resulting in an increase of N17.611 billion
Make Nna de cash out mean while Nigerians are suffering

SilverNorGold:
Silver or Gold I do not have, but what I do have I will give...

Please before you upload gory images of the sorry state of your States and start insulting the President, see this thread.

The President has just distributed N682.060bn Allocation to all the States, yours included. So hold your governor responsible if he pockets his portion and uses some to buy and distribute kerosene on election day.

Please consider this before blaming the President. He's not the cause.

God bless President Mohammadu Buhari.
God bless all the Patriots.
God bless Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

ademidedavid:
Though I have received thousands of naira as gift but the greatest of them all was the day I got a message of " I accept to be your wife" from my wife of 2kids now.......greatest gift ever

englishmart:
I got my highest gift yesterday, as in 21/9/2020.
I was going for lunch when I saw some stranded looking rich men. I summoned courage to enquire why they were that disheveled, and one of them told me they were going to the administrative floor and needed to attend an important meeting, but waiting for someone to pick them up since they've not been there before.

I took them to the lift, we got to the admin floor, alighted, and then I took them to the location of the meeting. When they got there, I said bye hurriedly but not intentionally, I knew they were going to call me back for being that nice. As I made the first step, I heard "Gentleman, don't be so fast. I returned and got handled a bundle of #1000 notes. Me that that was crying for losing #10k stake on 10 odds because of Manchester United's loss. Which kain luck be this one? 100k just like that?

The thing was sugary.

Egoat:
For being friends with some Nairalanders here, I first got 200k and subsequently, I was given another 140k to further invest in my barbershop.
I own an Executive Barbershop, all thanks to them.
I didn't even beg for the money and it was just like a joke and a dream.
It could have only be God.
Nairaland has been a blessing to me.

iTroll:
I cut my coat according to my size

KingDami27:
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FG, States, LGs Share N682.060bn As Allocation For August, 2020

The Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) has shared a total of N682.060 billion August 2020 federation account revenue to the Federal, States and Local Government Councils and agencies.

This was made known after the monthly Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting for September 2020 held through virtual conferencing; chaired by Dr. Mahmud Isa-Dutse, Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Finance.

The gross statutory revenue of N531.830 billion was received for the month of August 2020. This was lower than the N543.788 billion received in the previous month by N11.958 billion.

The gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N150.230 billion as against N132.619 billion available in the previous month, resulting in an increase of N17.611 billion.

A communiqué issued by the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) indicated that from the total distributable revenue of N682.060 billion; the Federal Government received N272.905 billion, the State Governments received N197.648 billion and the Local Government Councils received N147.422 billion.

The Oil Producing States received N30.881 billion as 13% derivation revenue, while cost of revenue collection and transfers collectively had allocation of N33.205 billion.

The Federal Government received N251.948 billion from the gross statutory revenue of N531.830 billion; the State Governments received N 127.791 billion and the Local Government Councils received N98.522 billion.
N30.881 billion was given to the relevant States as 13% derivation revenue and N22.689 billion was the collective total for cost of revenue collection, transfers and refund to agencies.

The Federal Government received N20.957 billion from the Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue of N150.230 billion. The State Governments received N69.857billion; the Local Government Councils received N48.900 billion, while cost of revenue collection and transfers collectively had allocation of N10.516 billion.

The Communiqué stated that for the month of August 2020, Oil and Gas Royalty, Companies Income Tax (CIT), Import and Excise Duty and Value Added Tax (VAT) increased considerably, while Petroleum Profit Tax (PPT) decreased significantly.

The balance in the Excess Crude Account (ECA) as at 17th September, 2020 was $72.409 million.

Offpoint1:
Talk true, how much you sell your brain?

dingbang:
well, as long as it is done in moderation, I dont have any issues with male friends on that, but when it is done out of proportion and foolishly, if such person is a friend, i'd cut ties with that person because he can be a financial leech to me.

Cosmicstranger:
Well chrome is worse to me...the ads in chrome browser is much than on opera.
The few times I attempted using chrome browser i noticed that there isn't an option to turn off ads and it very annoying..i dislike the designs and it has less options to do things however it's a fast browser.

Opera mini still remains the best to me..
It blocks ads (not all)
It converts pages to pdf
Has night mode
Comes with inbuilt vpn and crypto wallet
I love the design and speed

iTroll:
lol fvck you, i have opera on all my phones, so na your own come different

Binance:
sent

richmanrichard:
z7pyrkm. make Una Try this game

EkperemoEgbabi:
Yes na, na Obaseki kill all those APC chicks

Durentt:
vomit on your phone. Bigot