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Politics / Re: APC Becomes Minority As 15 Senators Join PDP by eberetos: 11:35am On Jul 24, 2018
Strong head can't really survive in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: PDP Secretary Dies In Accident In Kogi (Graphic Photos) by eberetos: 12:37pm On Jul 23, 2018
You know some people are killed even before they die physically.
Romance / Re: South African Man Shares His Heartbreaking Story On Twitter (photos) by eberetos: 5:25am On Jul 23, 2018
Trust and investigate #obasanjo

You need to pity yourself, you claiming to be Mr bad guy or Mr good bad guy. if they tell you how you have been deceived by a woman in your bad guy mood, you will feel ashamed. I tell you, sometimes when you call your girlfriend on phone, she is naked somewhere else, I mean naked without pants as another guy is sleeping with her & mocking you in his mind..Though not all girls!!

Another threat is when you want to do your wedding, just pray hard, because girls will like to sleep with their ex, friend or someone few days to their wedding day.

If you see a virgin to marry, don't waste time, marry her

Nowadays, people with bad past only cry like they have changed, but still go back to the bad past.

Nowadays, women like sex!! Before it was a man thing, but now some girls are nymphos pretending like they need love & care only.

We still have some good girls too.... If you see virgin girl, abeg marry her.

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Politics / Re: Omoba Niyi Aborishade Shot Dead In Lagos (PDP Chairman) by eberetos: 1:41pm On Jul 22, 2018
Prepare!! Prepare for eternity because eternity is already prepared for you.

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Programming / Looking For An Oracle PL/SQL Developer Or Oracle DBA by eberetos: 1:33pm On Jul 22, 2018
Hello folks,

Please if you or your organization need the service of a very good Oracle PL/SQL developer or Oracle DBA for your Oracle server, you can contact me via

email: udomc4@yahoo.com

I have built various applications with Oracle PL/SQL and I can tell you, I am good!
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Kills His Girlfriend In Benin, Dumps Corpse By Roadside by eberetos: 6:58pm On Jul 20, 2018
The person you date can guarantee your destiny...

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Religion / Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie: Any Love That Does Not Involve Giving Is Fake by eberetos: 6:55pm On Jul 20, 2018
You give when you have...If you don't have, you can still love...You can love someone but things might not be too okay to satisfy the person's need.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Spotted At Omuaran Compound Development Meetings (photos) by eberetos: 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2018
brodalikeme:
Food don do, make critic come chop
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Romance / Re: The Only Reason Why Whites Are Finer Than Blacks by eberetos: 3:40pm On Jul 19, 2018
Kyllahmc:
Black is Original... Black is natural. White folks envy us trust me, they envy our swagg, they envy our style... we are damn unique!
Minus the fact that we are blessed in terms of physical strength and cucumber size, we age slowly compared to them.
We are the real shiiit, they are photocopy, that's why two black people can come together and give birth to a "white man" it's called Albino...
But two white folks can never come together and give birth to a Blackman! Hey that's superiority right there!

Holla at yo boy!
Why the bleaching why the bleaching??
Crime / Re: Man Butchers His Step-mother With Machete In Osun State. Graphic Photos by eberetos: 3:33pm On Jul 19, 2018
Fear human heart!!

Trust & investigate#Obasanjo
Romance / The Only Reason Why Whites Are Finer Than Blacks by eberetos: 3:14pm On Jul 19, 2018
Why are you bleaching?!!! Why are you bleaching?!!! Why are you bleaching?!!!
Romance / Re: 12 signs Your Village People Are Following Your Love Life.. by eberetos: 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
how is that different from this:


different??
Romance / Re: 12 signs Your Village People Are Following Your Love Life.. by eberetos: 1:40pm On Jul 19, 2018
HajimeSaito:
No.11 When being in the friendzone becomes a permanent situation rather than a choice.
Will add this!!!
Religion / Re: The Side Grace Preachers May Never Tell You!!! by eberetos: 1:39pm On Jul 19, 2018
Yes
Romance / 12 signs Your Village People Are Following Your Love Life.. by eberetos: 1:21pm On Jul 19, 2018
Complaints everywhere about relationships, some have tried to make it work, some are succeeding & some are failing. If you do not understand your problems, you could end up blaming the wrong person or things.

If you see these symptoms in your life about your relationship, then your village people may be at work in your relationship.

(1) Plenty guys always toasting & dating you, but never agreeing to marry you.

(2) When marriage plans are always shattered.

(3) Being dumped by someone without notice & them feeling no remorse.

(4) A guy always being in friend zone, no matter how he plays the bad guy or changes to the good guy.

(5) When guys see you & the first thing they remember is sex.

(6) When you always have two or more suitors always interested in you at once & you get confused & later loose both.

(7) When you have all the money, beauty, handsomeness & swagger but you can't just marry.

(cool When you always beg your partner for you relationship to survive.

(9) When someone shows interest in you & suddenly withdraws.

(10) When you always try to impress in all your relationships & you still get dumped.

(11) When being in the friend zone becomes a permanent situation instead of a choice.

(12) When you do 10months hard-to-get at the appearance of Mr. right.
Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmus Slams Ruggedman: “You can’t eat your cake and have it” by eberetos: 1:13pm On Jul 19, 2018
What is brother rugged doing with police uniform

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Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi Igwegbe Became An Alcoholic Because Of Georgina Onuoha's Bad Attitude by eberetos: 7:32am On Jul 19, 2018
Your weaknesses can weaken your marriage...Watch it!!!

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Food / Win Now The Most Funny Food Combination!! by eberetos: 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2018
We have various funny food combinations, but I want to see the winner in the first 50 replies.

Let me start some funny food combinations

(1) Popcorn & ogbono soup .

(2) Red oil & ice block

(3) Egg row & codeine.

(4) Bread & ogogoro
Religion / The Side Grace Preachers May Never Tell You!!! by eberetos: 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2018
We can say grace grace grace, yes, God's grace gives us power to be born again Christians & not to live in sin again. Even if we mistakenly fall into sin, it is no license to always enjoy falling into sin because we feel grace is always there.

Mind you, no matter how grace is preached to suite your depraved lifestyle & make you comfortable in sin, the final verdict is in Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful & unbelieving, & abominable & whoremongers, & sorcerers & idolaters & all LIARS shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire & brimstone, which is the second death"

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Celebrities / Re: Shola Ogudu And Binta Diamond Diallo Are Now Friends! by eberetos: 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2018
Ladies will hardly abort the baby of a great person. Even if such a great person begs them & even cry for the baby to be aborted, they won't.

Abortionist: the mother of the unborn child.

Don't do abortions no matter what

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Computers / The Word "Network" In The Bible by eberetos: 8:38am On Jul 18, 2018
I discovered the word network in the bible...But for assignment sake, find it. It's there!!
Religion / Re: Ekiti Election: Apostle Suleman Speaks On Failed Prophecy (video) by eberetos: 8:27pm On Jul 17, 2018
Dacronym:
Hmmmmn Confusing,
So God can Change something? Why predestined it in the first place and even reveal it to a his 'Servant' for ppl to know then Change it
Even more confusion
God can change what He has predestined. If God says a man will be governor, if the man sees an occultic priest for power, God can change that governorship role.. If God has destined something, if He sees Satan will capitalize on a part, He could change it or postpone it. Moses anger made him not to enter the promise land.
Politics / Re: Rahma Indimi Separated From Her 2 Children, Shares Cryptic Post by eberetos: 9:54am On Jul 17, 2018
God will connect you back..
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 3months Slapped Me Because Of TV Remote by eberetos: 7:47am On Jul 16, 2018
Really
Politics / Re: Adenike Khadijat Oluboyo Found Dead In Boyfriend, Adeyemi Alao's House by eberetos: 3:01pm On Jul 08, 2018
Do you really know your boyfriend?

Has your boyfriend checked your star and glory to see if they are bright?


Do you know if your boyfriend that took you to eko hotel also took your name to a ritual priest?

Are you being prepared for sacrifice without knowing?


Mind the type of guys you date.

You may soon die young!!

And when you die, you will be forgotten not too long!!

And we will keep on moving on in naija.....

BE WISE.

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Romance / Re: .. by eberetos: 5:36pm On Jul 06, 2018
BabbanBura:


Idonki keep pretending 'love life, love God' ni and you are here learning how to mess anal.
What is the meaning of babbanbura
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Fiancee I Am No Longer A Virgin? by eberetos: 5:09pm On Jul 06, 2018
Tell am ooh!!!
Romance / Re: .. by eberetos: 5:07pm On Jul 06, 2018
lanaVello:

Woow. My people perish for lack of knowledge..I pity the people under your fictitious presidency
Good word
Romance / Re: .. by eberetos: 1:23pm On Jul 06, 2018
Ekpanfly:
Really??
So if taking hard drugs was talked about in a Nigerian show, you would indulge in it?
No...I won't ever try such & have never tried it.

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Romance / Re: .. by eberetos: 1:19pm On Jul 06, 2018
Ekpanfly:
OP I dey watch you cool
Anal sex was talked about in a Nigerian show
Romance / .. by eberetos: 1:14pm On Jul 06, 2018
vaginal sex is the right sex approved & ordained. But people tend to engage in anal sex so as to derive pleasure. Vaginal sex is known to be pleasurable, but people now indulge in anal sex. What makes anal sex sweet? is the smell part of what makes it sweet...

Which do you prefer??
Jokes Etc / Re: 9 Major News /lines That Can Make An Average Naija Guy Go Gaga - Meme Collection by eberetos: 12:15pm On Jul 06, 2018
When you want to marry her & not expecting any much from her, & she says am still a virgin..

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