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DRealGeesam1: My confession and apology

Dear nairalanders and everyone who have heard of the ebola Prevention "News", My name is Adesewa, I am coming out clean because what started has a joke has escalated into the unprecedented.
How it started
Yesterday i was with friend in her hostel, we were talking about this Ebola out break, when one of my friends, Funke (she introduced me to nairaland) brought the idea of Us playing a prank on our friends. The first suggestion was to tell people that aloe very could cure Ebola, but we thought it would sound too ridiculous so we forgot about it.

Later that even an idea came to me (i now regret that i did it).
I decided to send a BBM broadcast message to my friends, telling them that the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to bathe with salt and warm water and drink some of it.
I sent the message 7:08pm yesterday

Later this midnight i started getting calls and messages that i should drink salt water and bath with it.

All efforts to tell people that i was the one who started the joke failed. Only my friends who i mentioned earlier believed me. Even my mum could me this morning, i did not know what to tell her.

I am using this medium to beg you all to warn and tell everyone, before they drink salt and damage their health.

Please dont be hash on me. I know this has gone out of hand. I never knew it will be this serious. Some have even added to the original message i sent.

omar22: Arsenal has the costliest season ticket in Europe, earns more per match than any other club in Europe (£3M+ PER MATCH) But Chelsea still makes more money than Arsenal annually, Chelsea has more fans around the world than Arsenal

Chelsea in the only team in the UK who has won a UEFA Grandslam (winning all 4 major UEFA trophies)

skyplus: I really have reservations for Ladies that really don't know what they want.Its unfortunate that ladies can't simply say the truth.I still believe in getting the right person through this medium.Please I will appreciate if Ladies be themselves.Thanks

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fanacy: An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to awrong phone number via Mobile Money.
He realized that before the person would withdraw the whole money, he had to think of what to do if he was to get his money back. To the person’s phone number, he immediately sent a text: “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to happen at 12midnight tomorrow.
That money is only for transport. I will send you more for pocket money and There are riches awaiting you.
2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.
Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes.
Please don’t be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony.
Thanks in advance. But incase you are not ready to join, kindly send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”.
3 Minutes later, he got a Mobile Money
message:
‘You have received 2million Naira for your mobile money account….’
Igbo Kwenu…LMAO

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You are a total Diva ,
The best dress, a perfect hairdo,
You fall in love with an invited guest ,
You get secret looks the entire night,
On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly,
and he dances like a god,
You are the couple of the evening,
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single
women,
The bride is about to throw the bouquet,
You are first in line, in a strategic position,
Once there, you wait for the right moment,
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you
tell him,
If I catch the bouquet, I Will Marry You!
And then, the moment you've been waiting g for,
The bride throws the bouquet,
He doesn't stop looking at you,
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet,
Your arms stretched out,
Your hands open,
And suddenly, this shit happens!!!
wat would u do??