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The fuel scarcity which surfaced few weeks ago has assumed a turn for the worse as people across major cities in Nigeria have continued to experience difficulties in purchasing the product. The scarcity has which has been blamed on a number of factors as Central Bank policies and indebtedness of product marketers to banks, are impacting the supply of fuel nationwide. While the long queues linger, the ruling Peoples Democratic Party and opposition All Progressive Congress, continue blame each other for the shortage of the product. Below are some pictures taken at NNPC filling station, Amuwon Odofin area of Lagos which depicts the odd measures Nigerians have resorted to due to the biting fuel scarcity...See More Pictures Below:http://mcebisco..com/2015/05/see-what-fuel-scarcity-caused-in-nigeria.html
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Live Gun Battle Between Boko Haram Sect and Nigerian soldiers caught live on camera...Click here to Watch the Video>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/shock-video-video-of-live-gun-battle.html
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Asari Dokubo’s wife has reacted bitterly to the president-elect’s plan to investigate a missing $20billion. Asari Dokubo's Wife Reacts Bitterly To Buhari's Plan The wife of the former Niger Delta warlord took to her Facebook page to react bitterly to Buhari’s decision to investigate the missing $20billion Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation funds allegedly looted by the present administration and his petroleum minister Diezani Alison-Madueke. Here’s what Hajia Mujahidat Daba Dokubo-Asari wrote on her Facebook page:http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/read-what-asari-dokubos-wife-said-about.html
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As the official handover date for Nigeria’s President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari draws nearer, there are massive speculations about those that will be in his cabinet. Breaking Times presents a list of some of the likely incoming Ministers and their corresponding portfolios. Sources close to the President-Elect made it known that these are individuals driven by the desire to restore the dream of the founding fathers but also share the modest lifestyle of the former Head of State. Seven Personalities That Could Be In Buhari's Cabinet Also, it was gathered that while the President-elect is not going to stand against the APC that won him the Presidency, he has resolved to pick technocrats and those he trusts to run his most important ministries. Below are some of the personalities that are speculated to be in Buhari’s cabinet: 1.Petroleum Minister – Prof Tam David (He was Minister of Petroleum and Energy under Buhari from 1984-1985) 2. Finance Minister – Dr. Idika Kalu (he’s a two-time Minister of Finance) 3. Education Minister – Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi (former Minister of Youth Development and later Minister of Sports under Jonathan) 4. Justice Minister – Rotimi Akeredolu, SAN (Attorney General of Ondo State from 1997–1999. Chairman of the Legal Aid Council from 2005–2006 and Tinubu loyalist) 5. Culture and Tourism Minister – Dele Momodu (Ovation International Publisher and former presidential candidate of the National Conscience Party, NCP) 6. Information Minister – Sam Nda Isaiah (publisher of Leadership Newspaper, contested for APC presidential ticket) 7. Works Minister – Babatunde Fashola (former Lagos state governor) http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/forecast-why-these-seven-people-could.html
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Ciera Ross, a mother of two, has been arrested and charged with raping a man. According to CBS Chicago, Ross and a friend were driving on the North Side of Chicago when they saw a man walking down the street in late July. Ross, 25, stopped and asked the 33-year-old man if he wanted a ride. The man took the offer, but Ross' true intentions became evident when she pulled a gun on the man. She forced the man to go to the backseat and told him to have s*x with her friend. The man pleaded for the women to stop after they made him handle the woman's breasts and butt.....See The Lady and the Man Here>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/a-lady-was-arrested-for-rping-man-at.html |
It is only a woman that truly loves her husband that will tell him that he is not satisfying her in bed and even join him do all it takes to improve his bedroom skills. Below are things that can help: Green tea: Drink 1-3 cups per day. From cancer prevention to weight loss to potentially slowing the development of Alzheimer’s, green tea has been shown to help fight almost every major medical ill. Hot or cold, there’s almost nothing better you can drink....Read more » http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/see-foods-that-help-men-satisfy-their.html
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Are you tired of writing post UTME every year? Without success? It is very important to note that passing JAMB does not guarantee automatic admission into any Nigerian university, rather it's only a ticket that qualifies candidates. It is important to know that most students who passed JAMB examination sometimes, ends up not passing their post UTME. One can score 280 in JAMB and end up scoring 32 or even 20 in post UTME. Below are some reasons why people fail post UTME. 1. FEAR: fear is one of the greatest killer for someone who wants to pass PUTME exam, do not be intimidated by the number of people you see writing the same course with you, someone who fear has already been defeated and has......Read More:http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/some-of-reasons-why-people-fail-post.html
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•Rivers APC explains why it is going to the Election Tribunal Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) gubernatorial candidate in Rivers State, Chief Nyesome Wike, and Nigeria’s First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, have been accused of endangering peace in the State through their open support for political brigandage. Making the allegation on Monday in Port Harcourt, the State Chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC) accused Chief Wike and Dame Jonathan of desperation to rule Rivers State at all cost. “It has been brought to our notice that instead of towing the path of peace and dialogue on how to enhance security of lives and property in Rivers State, Chief Wike, Dame Patience Jonathan and other PDP chieftains are mobilising innocent Rivers State youths to embark upon futile protests against the decision of APC to go to the tribunal to challenge the charade that is called election purportedly held in Rivers State on March 28th and April 11th, 2015. This is not only an attempt to blackmail and intimidate Rivers APC but also a way of further endangering the peace of the graveyard that has persisted in the State since the brazen theft of the people’s mandate given to.......Read more:http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/pdp-endangering-peace-in-rivers-apc.html
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The moral decadence of Nigeria’s political class is playing out in the ongoing mass defections from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party to the victorious opposition All Progressives Congress. No sooner had Muhammadu Buhari of the APC triumphed over President Goodluck Jonathan than the floodgates opened for prominent PDP stalwarts looking perpetually to the spoils of office to jump ship. Buhari and the APC now have a historic mission to break with the prevailing predatory system that has foisted parasitic political elite on the country. Perhaps unwittingly, the APC’s campaign slogan of “change” has ignited high hopes in many Nigerians that its presidential flagbearer, Buhari, who has, in over four decades in the public glare, built a reputation for honesty and discipline will lead a paradigm shift for accountability in public office. The mass migration of the flotsam and jetsam of the tainted political class to his corner presents the first challenge for the President-elect and his party to stamp their identity as....Read More>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/buhari-no-hidding-place-for-looters-of.html
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10. Hedgeagle Because the internet is a strange and terrifying place, people sometimes do strange things that you wouldn’t normally think to do. A lot of the time, these things leave us shuddering in fear and worrying for humanity. On the other hand, sometimes the internet spits out genuinely creative and funny content. We prefer to focus on the latter, so we’ve compiled a list of some bizarre, hilarious, and strangely cute animal hybrids made with photo editing software. Thanks, internet. This cross between the Eagle and the Hedgehog has none of the majesty of the eagle, and none of the cuteness of the hedgehog. 9. Pandowl We’re not sure why anyone thought to combine a panda and an owl. Then again, we’re not sure why anyone thought to do any of these in the first place, so it’s best not to pull at that thread. 8. Towel Now a towel is no longer something you dry yourself with. It’s now an adorable cross between an owl and a tiger. 7. Spake Nope. 6. Squirren This cross between a squirrel and a robin is angry at the perversion of nature that has taken place this day. 5. Papillat Cats are cute. Dogs are a cute. Somehow, this combination of the two has none of the charm of either. 4. Wombat This cross between a wombat and a bat makes… a wombat! Hang on… okay, we need a new name. 3. White Tiger Monkey White Tiger Monkey will eat your face off. He has the agility of a monkey and the speed and strength of a lion. We’re all doomed. 2. Owlarilla Owlarilla has the strength of a gorilla, and the wisdom of an owl. Look at him meditating. 1. Penguitten This is easily the cutest thing in the world. Scientist people, please make this kitten/penguin hybrid a reality. We’ll pay very good money See Their Pictures here:http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/10-hilarious-but-fictional-animal.html
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A woman from Delta State who hid her adulterous relationship from her husband for 11 years, Lekan Onipede, run away after she viciously attacked him with boiling water and pursued him with a knife. The woman, Rosemary David, and a 31-year-old indigene of Ondo state, Onipede, about 11 years ago became parents of a baby boy. Rosemary David still living with him under the concept of common law marriage, and in what would appear to be a case of polyandry, allegedly hooked up with another man in Delta State and had two other children (a boy and a girl) with the man, and then passed them off as Onipede’s children. Over the years, David perfectly juggled the two ‘husbands’ in Ondo and Delta states, co-habiting with them in a near seamless manner until the bubble burst, and set the stage for the heinous attack on Onipede after accusing him of adultery........Read more>>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/woman-who-had-2-husbands-at-same-time.html
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Kehinde Adegoke, a teenager who is an indigene of Ogbomoso in Oyo State, has revealed how she had sex with a snake in her dream for four years and eventually got pregnant without any physical relationship with any man. Teenager Impregnated By Snake Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Ogbomoso Tribune reports that the 19-year-old young girl was delivered of a baby boy in the early hours of March 28, 2015 but later died on Sunday, March 29 without any sickness attached to it. When the teenager was narrating her story, she said:http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/odd-teenager-gives-birth-to-baby-boy.html |
Poverty is rampant so stealing has become the only means of survival of the population. This girl got her private part robbed with peeper because she stole. Download Video Below...http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/girl-cught-stealing-receives-mob.html
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What a national disgrace. Are our brothers and sisters in South Africa so hungry that their ladies will turn to day light thieves after shop owners escape from their attacks? This is sad! See more photos>>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/ladies-cught-on-tape-stealing-from-big.html |
See How Strange illness in Ondo state that has killed 14 connected to exhumed corpse Yesterday, we heard about a strange illness in a community in Ondo state that has killed at least people who woke up blind, with headache, rashes on their bodies and died 24 hours later. According to new reports, it's not a medical condition. The state commissioner for Information and Strategy said the illness and sudden death is connected to an exhumed corpse in the community. He said people who've died so far were those who had contact with the people who exhumed the corpse...This is supposedly a victim but I can not verify the authenticity of this photo...Read more » http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/see-how-strange-illness-in-ondo-state.html
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President Goodluck is very angry and from what Mcebisco..Com gathered, he believes it is the corrupt acts that were perpetrated by Diezani Allison-Madueke and other powerful ministers in his government that made Nigerians see him as a weak president and refused to vote for him on March 28. Consequently, after a picture of the Minister of Petroleum, Allison-Maduake, in the house of ex-president Abdulsalami Abubakar to beg for forgiveness from President-Elect Muhammadu Buhari leaked, it was learnt that Jonathan was angry to the extent he does not want to set his eyes on her again.....Read more>>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/just-get-out-of-my-sight-jonathan.html
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Yesterday, news broke that the three kidnapped Orekoya kids had been found without full information of how they were found. The Lagos state commissioner of police, Kayode Aderanti, has said the police have arrested Mary Akinloye, the 23-year-old nanny who kidnapped three children in the Surulere area of Lagos state. Aderanti spoke just now on Channels TV programme, Sunrise Daily. The three kidnapped children were found in Lagos state where they were kidnapped. The commissioner of police in Lagos, Kayode Cornelius Aderanti, has told how they were found to Channels TV....Read more>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/breaking-nanny-who-kidnapped-orekoya.html
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The good-girl actress is beginning to come out boldly as a daring lady who is ready to flaunt what she's got, no matter who is watching. You can also check out her flawless photos below...http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/actress-ebube-nwagbo-goes-topless.html
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Ex-militant and leader of the Niger Delta Vigilante (NDV), Ateke Tom, has said former militant leaders in the Niger Delta region are ready to work with the President-Elect, General Muhammadu Buhari. Ateke, who disclosed this while speaking in pidgin english to newsmen at Okochiri in Rivers State, urged Gen. Buhari to invite leaders of genuine militant camps to discuss on how to move the region forward. In his words, “I am here to congratulate Buhari for his victory. We will want good leadership; we thank God that Buhari is now our President and we pray God Almighty to give him wisdom to rule our country. Since Buhari is now our President, we want him to meet with the core leaders of the....READ MORE>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/niger-delta-militant-leader-ateke-has.html
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Doctors at Dr Malizo Mpehle Memorial Hospital in Tsolo, South Africa, delivered a baby with an eye and a p*nis on the forehead, the provincial health department said. Baby born with an eye and a p*nis on the forehead (Photo Credit: Facebook) The baby girl, who was born to a 16-year-old girl from Qumbu, did not survive. Baby born with an eye and a p*nis on the forehead (Photo Credit: Facebook) Eastern Cape department of health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo said the baby was born with one eye on her forehead, and no eyes where her eyes should have been....More pics below>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/sad-news-baby-girl-born-with-1-eye-and.html |
President-elect General Muhammadu Buhari has assured that the PDP chieftains jumping into APC will have very little influence in the incoming APC government that would be headed by himself. He said APC has all the capacity to manage the large numbers of PDP defectors. His words to PDP defectors: "The people who are defecting will only have influence in their constituencies. Since their constituencies are now controlled by APC their influence is therefore limited....Read more>>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/buhari-has-warning-for-those-jumping.html
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Reports reaching Mcebisco..com thus far indicated that the elections has been peaceful generally, apart from Akwa Ibom State and particularly in Rivers State where Houses have been burnt and people killed all in a bid to win the governorship and house of assembly elections at all cost. Nigerian police are trying their best but some politicians are just not ready for peace. The photo above is the sick Governor of Taraba State, Danbaba Suntai casting his vote from the back seat of his car. Check out a photo of Police woman who collapsed during the election below...http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/election-update-governor-suntai-votes.html
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Nicole Benson, who is said to be a student of Greensprings School, Lekki campus, has donated her lunch money and more to the APC. She also wrote an engaging, heartfelt letter to the opposition party. Below is Nicole’s letter, which was addressed to Lagos state governor, Babatunde Fashola, and the APC. Dear APC and governor Fashola, My name is Nicole Benson. I am 9 years old. The name of my school is Greensprings School lekki campus and I am in year 4 peters. I want to be a doctor when I grow up so that I can take care of people who are sick and dying because they take care of me when I am sick......Read more>>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/shocking-checkout-what-this-little-9.html
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The Oversea/Founder of Believers Love World Ministry aka Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, has finally opened up on the divorce suit filed against him by his wife after a long time of silence on the issue. According to Daily Post, Oyakhilome described the allegations leveled against him as “crazy” and “stupid” and urged his church members to pray for his estranged wife while speaking on Sunday evening during the monthly global communion service of the church. Pastor Oyakhilome, who appeared disturbed during his first few minutes on stage, acknowledged that divorce is unBiblical but suggested he could consider the option should his wife insist on it. “I heard that some media houses – especially in Nigeria, are writing some things against me. All sorts of frivolous charges, that’s crazy. “You have to understand something about a man of God. A man of God is not just someone who worships God or preaches God. A man of God is handpicked by God, set on course by God. If you study the scriptures, you will not find one man of God go against God, sinning against God. “The only thing you might find will be a man of God, maybe in two different kinds of ways. Moses, for example, when he struck the rock twice, he was provoked by the anger of the people. It was not because he wanted to do something against the Lord. No man of God does something against the Lord. No man of God does something against the Lord. “Are you hearing me? A man of God is set on a course; there is a type of life that he is given. Then you have a young man, a young prophet; he wasn’t named; he was deceived by another man of God and so he went in a direction that God said ‘don’t go’. “That is the only kind of thing you find about a man of God when he misses the message of God or he acts beyond what God said. But a man of God settles himself in the fight against the world…like those writing those stupid things about me, that I did this and I did that. “You don’t know who a man of God is. I don’t go in that direction. I wasn’t accused of the things you said, nor did I commit those stupid things that you said and I don’t need to go into that level in such discussions”. He recalled that Jesus passed through similar travails and eventually overcame. He said that although so many people were making mockery of him, he would remain steadfast and not lose focus. “Jesus Christ was accused by many– a lot of frivolous charges. There will always be those who would like for it to be true. But you know, in spite of the accusations against Jesus, It didn’t change who he was. It didn’t change him. “There are preachers and there are men of God. I am not a preacher; I am a man of God and I go in the way I’m asked to go. It may cause some troubles with individuals but that’s not because I have done something wrong and when it comes to Reverend Anita, what I will say to you is ‘pray for her’. “Don’t act like those people. If you are married to a man of God, it doesn’t make you automatically mature. You can make mistakes; you can do something that is wrong. But some people expect the wife of a minister to definitely be at the level of that minister and so they may be looked upon and the expectation may be like that, but it’s a positional thing. “If a man of God is married, it doesn’t automatically mean that the wife of a man of God is therefore a woman of God. That’s not the way it is in the Bible. That’s why you don’t really find the wives of men of God mentioned in the Bible. How many of them? Who was Peter’s wife, did you ever know her name? You never find that out. Who was John’s wife? Did you ever read the name? What about all the other Apostles? How many of their names are written in the Bible? You never find their names”, he added. At this point, one of the female pastors ought to know why the names of wives of the men of God were not found in the Bible. Oyakhilome’s response was that she should ask God whenever she finds him. “Why? You ask God when you find him. Ask God when you find him”, he exclaimed. “So, they are little things; don’t try to make something big out of them. So when journeying, doing the things that God called us to do, Christians should not have a divorce; it shouldn’t be, but you see, that doesn’t mean a Christian may not take the step. “They may do it but they have to make things right and we shouldn’t take one another to court. But when it happens, not that we don’t just want to go, it means someone is taking us there. “That’s a problem, but be wise and stay focused in the word of God and don’t let those who want to feast on things like this, including Christians… “There are Christians who like things like this; they want to make something big out of this: ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah, we said it’. You said what? Judge nothing before the time. Be wise. Glory to God. “So we are not working in sin and living in sin and hoping that we can mix sin and righteousness together. We are the manifestation of his righteousness. We walk in that light only, and that’s the way it’s gonna be”. In April 2014, Anita Oyakhilome filed for divorce at Central Family Court, High Holborn, London, UK, citing her husband’s “unreasonable behaviour” and inappropriate relationships with female members.
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Fortune magazine has prepared the list of 50 extraordinary men and women who are transforming business, government, philanthropy, and so much more. The source notes: “Governments are failing, companies are under siege, and age-old institutions are losing their grip. How do you lead in a time when everyone is a free agent, following his own star? We’ve found 50 living lessons.” 1.Tim Cook. CEO, Apple Cook has led Apple so strongly that he has earned the No. 1 spot on Fortune’s list of the World’s Greatest Leaders. Apple’s stock has hit all-time highs, in Apple Pay and the Apple Watch the company has shown its continued appetite for innovation, and it is gradually becoming more open and outspoken, including on a variety of non-corporate social issues. By announcing that he is gay, Cook also has done something few would have predicted: become a global role model. 2.Mario Draghi. President, European Central Bank Growth and stability in the eurozone, and more broadly in the European Union, should be an anchor for the world economy. But its weaker economies have floundered for years, and Europe has long lacked the political leadership to address their problems. Draghi, drawing on long experience in both government and business, has moved to fill that void. Taking full advantage of the instruments available to the central bank and his personal powers of persuasion, he has carried out his own pledge to do “whatever it takes” to hold the eurozone together.......Read more>>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/see-50-worlds-greatest-leaders.html
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Africa is blessed with some of the most beautiful women the world has to offer, and Nigerian women are not holding back at all. We bring to you a controversial list of the top ten sexiest Nigerian female celebrities of 2015. This list would be updated over time, as new damsels emerge…. Starting from the tenth.. 10) Eku Edewor Eku Edewor is a British Nigerian actress, television presenter, and model. She is best known for her work as host of the entertainment television program 53 Extra. The beautiful actress who is still in her twenties, has got the body of a goddess, and the face of an angel. She has a beautiful bright skin, and lips that could bring just about any man to his knees. 9) Tolu Toolz Oniru....Check Them All Here.....http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/top-10-nigerian-female-celebrities.html
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US-based, Pastor Olusola Fabunmi has condemned the invitation of Mavin artiste, Korede Bello to sing his popular hit "Godwin"in a church. On Easter Sunday, Korede Bello performed the hit at the Harvesters International Christian Centre ,in Lekki as a special guest Read Pastor Fabunmi's thoughts and decide if he's right Korede Bello is a young man I love personally, and have nothing against him. But it’s written here, that when we chose the way of the world, we have clearly chosen our paths; becoming an.....READ MORE: http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/us-based-pastor-condemns-popular-church.html
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On Sunday 5th April 2015, Pastor T.B. Joshua sensationally revealed how he sent a message to outgoing Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan several weeks before the historic presidential elections that pushed him out of power. “I want to use this moment to congratulate Nigerians in our midst here,” Joshua began in a message to his multi-national congregation, televised live via Christian network Emmanuel TV. Alluding to his prediction a week to the election that the dark cloud he saw covering Nigeria was lifting, he emphasised that a bloody ‘war’ would have ensued if not for the prompt concession of...READ MORE: http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/i-told-jonathan-his-regime-had-come-to.html
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Two would-be suicide bombers were intercepted in Biu town of Borno State yesterday April 5th. According to Premium Times, one of the suicide bombers, a male, was killed after he was caught trying to enter a crowded mosque where worshipers were observing their 2p.m. prayer. A resident of the town while narrating the incident said: http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/see-how-two-would-be-suicide-bombers_6.html |
Gulder Ultimate Search 1 contestant, TV star and actor Von Apochi tells his story of how he survived a horrific fire incident when his car went up in flames about a month a go in Lagos, leaving him with second degree burns. To say am stunned will be the most mild way to put this... at first my heart skipped so hard i could feel my hands tremble; had to place a quick call to my friend and brother Von; well, if you have never met Von, you'll have no idea how amazing and super supportive of a man he is. Anyway, let me cut to the chase and allow you guys to read this super mighty testimony.''This is my true life experience, I recently went through the fire and back alive. I may not share photos now as the pictures are not very friendly and very worrisome. However, please help me thank God for life and the miraculous healing. The doctors and nurses have not recovered from the awe of my miraculous healing God gifted me with. Several surgeons and Burn Experts have been thrilled at the...His story below...http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/see-how-tv-star-actor-von-apochi-was_6.html
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Super Eagles forward, Emmanuel Emenike has narrated his ordeal hours after he narrowly escaped death in Turkey. According to Emenike, he and his Fenerbahce teammates were left in shock after their team bus was shot at by a gunman on Saturday night in Turkey. The Turkish league leaders were travelling to Trabzon airport to fly back to Istanbul, following their 5-1 victory over Rizespor, when the shooting happened. BBC Sport reports that the driver was taken to hospital, but no players were injured in the attack which Emenike described as a ‘scary moment’. “The incident left several players in shock on a day we should be celebrating a big away win,” Emenike told BBC Sport.....READ MORE: http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/misfiring-emenike-escapes-death-in.html
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