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Fresh Attack: Pipeline Bombing In Gbaramatu Schools, Health Centres Shut As Military Continues Offensive As Warri S-West LGC sets up inquiry CEPEJ cautions against use of military might By Emma Amaize & Tare Youdeowei WARRI—SCHOOLS, both secondary and primary, as well as health centres, in Okerenkoko, Oporoza, Kurutie, Kunukunumam, Egboba, Benikurukuru, Egwa, Abitte, Tebijoh and other Ijaw communities in Gbaramatu Kingdom, Warri South-West Local Government Area, Delta State, have been forced to shut down following the over two-week siege to the riverine communities by soldiers hunting for pipeline bombers. Teachers and health workers have also fled the communities and vowed not to return until peace returns to the kingdom. In addition, churches have also dispersed. Also deserted were Okerenkoko Grammar School, Okerenkoko; Oporoza Grammar School, Oporoza and primary schools in all the mentioned communities, as well as health centres in Okerenkoko and Oporoza, the traditional headquarters of Gbaramatu Kingdom. Four sick villagers collapsed at Opudebubor community on Friday, and there were no medical personnel to assist them because of the prevailing situation. Relatives of the victims tried to convey them to Warri more than 12 hours after the incident. Meanwhile, residents of Sandfield I and 2, Ogbogbene and other Ijaw villages in Warri overside, Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, Ijaw People Development Initiative, IPDI, and Committee for Rural Development have raised alarm over indiscriminate shootings by security operatives in their areas. Warri S-West LGC sets up enquiry Also, to assist the Federal and Delta State governments to track down perpetrators of the recent bombing of crude and gas pipelines in Warri South-West council, Chairman of the council, Mr George Ekpemupolo, has inaugurated a seven-man panel of - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/02/fresh-attack-pipeline-bombing-in.html#sthash.SxHTIqiz.dpuf
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Do you know a girl can be with you and be sleeping with other men for years and you won't know? But if a lady calls you, the same girl who is cheating on you will start shouting that you are cheating on her. Lol! Women? If you find yourself with a wrong one just send her away before it's too late. But there are good girls out there and if you find one, love her well. Read what VeeLuv wrote... - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/guys-come-and-read-what-women-really.html#sthash.8dp7BV3U.dpuf
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Very Terrible Accident Happened This Morning in Okitipupa, Ondo State (See Graphic Photos) Today, January 29th 2016; a regular motocyclist popularly know called Okadaman and his passenger who was a woman were hit by a car at New Garage, Okitipupa, Ondo state this morning. The commercial motorcyclist (the one sitting on the floor in the picture above) survived. His passenger wasn't that fortunate as she was crushed to death on the spot beside the car. An eye witness who also uploaded pictures from the incident revealed the driver of the vehicle also sustained injuries and was rushed to the hospital for treatment. The corpse of the late passenger was yet to be morgue as at the time of filing this report. See more photos: - See More Photos: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/very-terrible-accident-happened-this.html |
God help men who take the fighting or beating of their wife as a sport. Another case of domestic violence has been reported where a man brutalised his wife and ended up leaving her with a huge cut on her face. The case was brought to public notice by Dr Joe Odumakin, who shared the photos of the bloodied woman and also mandated a lawyer working with her foundation, Women Arise For Change Initiative, to take the woman to the hospital for urgent treatment. In a statement released by Odumakin, the woman recounted a pitiable history of domestic abuse... She has suffered a lot in the hands of her husband while his family and community kept telling her it was a family affair, until she could no longer bear the beatings, she had to run to the foundation for help. See more pictures of the woman's bloody face: - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/a-married-woman-was-brutalised-by-her.html#sthash.D1e5CpRt.dpuf |
Husband is scarce! One of the ladies found out the other was sleeping with her man and went to attack her. People around just stood there watching as they mess up themselves. Watch The Video Here...See More at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/women-fighting-in-public-over-man-watch.html
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This Picture Of Young Guys And Girls In A Beach Has Got People Talking About (See Photos) Lol! Some beach goers have earned themselves an enviable place on the internet after a picture they took at the beach became a viral sensation. - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/this-picture-of-young-guys-and-girls-in.html#sthash.jbPN2Wfl.dpuf |
GIANT SNAKES ATTACK SEXY GIRLS - Snake Attack Man Compilation (WATCH VIDEO>>>http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/giant-snakes-attack-sexy-girls-snake.html
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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has said the immediate past National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.), compromised the security of the nation and committing economic sabotage through diversion of another N32bn meant for the purchase of arms into private enjoyment. The commission, which also gave more details about the alleged diversion of funds meant for the purchase of arms to fir Boko Haram by the office of the NSA during Dasuki’s tenure, said they now have documents showing that the ex-NSA gave the approval for the release of the funds to the accounts of private companies and individuals. The fresh details are mind-blowing and shocking... - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/very-shocking-sambo-dasuki-used-arms.html#sthash.GEujyqKA.dpuf
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The video of four gay men touching a ‘huha’ for the first time has gone viral ever since it was uploaded on Sunday. In the clip a lady is seen sitting on the examination table and the guy’s shrieking with terror as they touch her central region. One of the guys described the t0t0 as a ‘partially deflated balloon’. Another said he was afraid to fall into it. Smh for them, now I will be thinking of balloons when I look down mine. Calling the most beautiful thing God created for jollification “balloon”. Lol Check out the video below: - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/watch-very-funny-video-of-gay-men-made.html#sthash.J6hky2te.dpuf
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The Nigeria Prisons Service has said that putting handcuffs on the National Publicity Secretary, PDP, Chief Olisa Metuh while appearing for his trial at the Federal High Court in Abuja on Tuesday was at the discretion of the prison officer, who supervised his court appearance. The NPS spokesman, Francis Enobore, said the officer in charge of the escort that took Metuh to court was at liberty to determine if the inmate should be handcuffed based on security situation, the environment and intelligence report made available to him. Enobore made the clarification following comments in the media and by PDP, that putting handcuffs on Metuh is a plot by the...Read More At>>>http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/see-update-why-we-put-olisa-metuh-in.html
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Seriously, must we see everything in Nigeria from the tribal angle? Tafa Balogun was put in handcuffs in this country and the Yorubas never said it is because he's their brother, rather they even criticized him for embezzling Nigerian Police funds and bringing shame to his people. Sambo Dasuki had told EFCC what he did and how he acted on Goodluck Jonathan's instruction to give out more to PDP leaders. But Olisa Metuh said he won't tell EFCC how he used the money he got. He kept playing hide-and-seek even while in detention, thus exposing himself. He appeared in court from Prison on Tuesday in handcuffs and some Igbos have already playing the tribal card, saying Dasuki the giver was not put in handcuffs but Metuh the receiver was in handcuffs. Those making these tribal claims should note that - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/see-what-igbos-are-saying-about-olisa.html#sthash.THS0uc3D.dpuf |
The Joint Task Force (JTF) has vowed to identify those responsible for the multiple armed attacks on strategic oil and gas pipelines in Delta State. The Commander of the JTF, Major-General Alani Gafar Okunola, who led other military officers and men to some of the sites of the destruction yesterday, said the government would hold leaders of the communities where acts of sabotage take place responsible. Speaking at the site of the destroyed Egwa 1 in Warri South-West, council area of Delta State, Gen. Okunlola described the recent resurgence of militant activities as unacceptable, vowing that those behind it would be brought to book. At the site visited, Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) were used to bomb pipelines owned by the Nigerian Gas Company (NGC) and the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). Gen. Okunlola said: “The pipeline was blown up three days ago. We are going to fish out those responsible. It is a national sabotage and critical asset. There is no way we can fold our hands and allow the perpetrators to get away with it.” Gen. Okunola was accompanied on the visit by - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/jtf-said-we-will-wipe-out-pipeline.html#sthash.zdLeP83H.dpuf |
Prophet Olagunju Prophecy 2016: Biafra Nation Is Real, OBJ Will Die, IBB Willl Have Stroke, Fayose Will Be Impeached, Nigeria Will Breakup Prophet Olagunju who accurately predicted PMB victory in the 2015 election also predicted that the power will remain with the North for the next 12 years.He also foresaw the break up of Nigeria, impeachment of Ekiti State Governor Ayodele Fayose among others. See the 50-point prophecies below 1. It will take the greatest miracle of the century for the current Senate President Bukola Saraki to complete his term as Nigeria’s Senate President. 2. The time for Seyi Makinde to rule Oyo State as governor is at hand as revealed to me by Almighty God, but he needs fervent prayer. 3. In Ondo State, Governor Mimiko and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party PDP should forget ruling the state in the next governorship election. 4. Rapture is very near. Facebook1,507TwitterGoogle+Pinterest0RedditLinkedIn0WhatsAppStumbleUponShare 5. Nigerians should pray for Oba of Benin and the Olubadan of Ibadan Land. 6. Break-up is imminent in Nigeria. Another generation is coming that will break Nigeria without any war. 7. There is going to be retrenchment in NTA and FRCN. 8. Nigerians should commence serious prayer now to forestall death of prominent emirs, obas and someeminent Nigerians in 2016. Nigerians should also pray against fire and motor accidents. 9. The ruling APC should be careful so that the race for 2019 Presidential Election will not break it and take Nigeria back to square one. 10. Rasheed Ladoja should pray seriously againstterminal sickness. 11. During one of my prayers for the nation, I saw Buhari in thick darkness trying to bail out the country from disaster. God said, we should commence prayer now for the President that God should rise in his defense and rescue him from the antics of wicked and corrupt people. 12. God said we should commence serious prayer for Buhari that God should grant him good health and long life, so that he will be able to accomplish God’s purpose. 13. Almighty God warned that President Buhari should be careful not to allow favoritism, religious sentiment,nepotism and regional corruption to spoil his government and make him lose the love Nigerians demonstrated in voting for him. 14. Buhari should be careful so that what happened to Murtala Muhammed will not happen to him. He should rely more on God for his security and should not joke with the physical. 15. For equating former President Jonathan with our Lord Jesus Christ, God said Fayose’s days as Ekiti State governor are numbered. God said He has torn his government and has - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/prophet-olagunju-prophecy-2016-biafra.html#sthash.0H3DmQXt.dpuf
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Unbeleiveable: Big Anaconda Snake Coming Out Of Water In Lagos Area, Many People Have Running Away Now - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/unbeleiveable-big-anaconda-snake-coming.html#sthash.AGKpqts8.dpuf |
Tompolo declared that if President Muhammadu Buhari doesn't allow Niger Delta to "have peace, he too will not have peace." And hours later militants started bombing oil installations indiscriminately. From what sources in N/Delta told Mcebisco.Com, they are trying to cause fear so Tompolo won't be arrested. The Niger Delta region is now on the verge of full scale war after unrestrained attacks on oil facilities by armed youths believed to be loyalists of militant leader, Government Ekpemupolo (alias Tompolo). The militants have sophisticated a - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/tompolo-niger-delta-militants-begin-war.html#sthash.qMZBPrdn.dpuf |
Leader of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, (MEND), Chief Government Ekpemupolo a.k.a. Tompolo has dissociated himself from the reported attack on gas pipeline connecting gas from Escravos-Warri-Lagos-Abuja. Chief Tompolo, who condemned the attacks in a telephone chat today, stating that he did not rule out a connection between the destruction and the arrest warrant issued by a Federal High Court in Lagos. He said, “I am not responsible for the attack and I condemn it as a dastardly act. I am aware that some persons might want to destroy oil installations and strive to link it to me, that was why I said before time that I have nothing to do such coward act and - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/breaking-tompolo-disassociates-self.html#sthash.XnAWajPc.dpuf |
BREAKING NEWS!! Buhari Orders EFCC Probe Of Ex-Military Leaders, Ex-Service Chiefs (See The List Here) Press statement from the Presidency… One of the recommendation of the committee established to audit the procurement of arms and equipment in the Armed Forces and Defence sector from 2007 to 2015, President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to carry out further investigation into the misconduct established against the following retired and serving officers of the Nigerian Air Force and Nigerian Army: - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/breaking-news-buhari-orders-efcc-probe.html#sthash.2PLSvnSX.dpuf |
How New Customs Boss, Hamid Ali, Is Making The Billions, Now see the result: Mc Ebisco Friday, January 15, 2016 When the president, Muhammadu Buhari, decided to ignore all the senior officers in Nigeria Customs and gave the prime job to a no-nonsense ex-Military officer, many thought he was just being tribalistic. Now see the result: Last year, within a duration, Nigeria Customs generated over N162b under the former Comptroller-General and the service was said to have remitted less than half of that amount to government. But in the seven months of...See More At>>>http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/how-new-customs-boss-hamid-ali-is.html
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What a n.aughty girl!…lol…So, this Ghanaian girl named Taniah Nkrumah who had been longing to see her darling, Adisa Abubakari, almost “brought down” Facebook yesterday after giving e,xplicit details of how she would welcome her man who just returned. She gave minute by minute update of his trip down to Ghana but what caught people’s attention was her second-to-the-last update about what her man would enjoy after eating and having his shower...Click Here To See>>>http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/ghanaian-girl-breaks-internet-after.html |
Cossy said she is getting ready for marriage with a mystery man but the new pics she just releases are too hot for a woman who'll soon become someone's wife. Hmmm! See more photos... - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/again-cossy-releases-tempting-photos.html#sthash.JDOAErPW.dpuf |
Panic: See Prominent President Who Allegedly Suffered Heart Attack And Is Feared Dead The president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has collapsed after suffering a heart attack, there are speculations that the Zimbabwean president is in very critical condition. President Mugabe reportedly suffered a heart attack and slumped in Singapore Sources report that the Zimbabwean president is in critical condition after being taken ill while on holiday with family and friends. Mugabe was once caught on camera when he tripped at a function. Express Uk reports that emergency preparations are now to be in the works in case the 91-year-old leader does not recover. The latest questions surrounding Mugabe’s health come after he was said to have died in 2014. Reports at the time varied from saying the veteran leader was seriously ill, to that he had actually passed away. However, it was later confirmed that the Zimbabwean leader was just spending two weeks in Singapore...See More At: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/panic-see-prominent-president-who.html |
A suspect, Edet Asuquo, has revealed how he killed a pregnant woman for the purpose of using her foetus for rituals in Akwa Ibom state. New Telegraph reports that the suspected assassin, who made the chilling confession at the Akwa Ibom state Police Command Headquarters, yesterday, January 13, said he was hired by a chief in Ikot Itu village. The pregnant woman, whose name is yet to be ascertained, hailed from Ogoja in Cross River State and was described a very good ‘customer’ of her killer. Asuquo was arrested by the police on Monday, January 11, through the combined efforts of his brother and sister (names withheld) who reported the act to the police. It was gathered that the body of the deceased was found by the police at a nearby plantain farm. Asuquo had lured the pregnant woman to the market to buy oysters and later took her home to get more of the oysters but instead murdered her and hid the body with the hope of removing the foetus for ritual. Nwawe said the suspect’s sister, who witnessed the act reported to her elder brother, who later alerted the police. Asuquo, according to Police PRO, Cordelia Nwawe, was contracted by a chief in his village (name withheld) now at large, to kill the pregnant woman in order to remove her foetus for ritual. Nwawe explained that the suspect with four others, now at large, were each promised to be paid N50,000 by the chief for them to provide him with a foetus for ritual to enable him to win election into the village council. Nwawe who warned residents of the state to always inform those living with them of their whereabouts, said the suspect would soon be charged to court while investigations continued into the whereabouts of the - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/what-this-man-did-to-pregnant-woman-in.html#sthash.rJxdXCff.dpuf |
We all know Floyd Mayweather 'defeated' Manny Pacquiao during their highly hyped fight in La Vegas but I looked closely at some pictures from that big fight and I begin to understand why many people that day had said Mayweather didn't really win. He took some serious poundings. See more photos... - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/oboy-this-one-na-dangersee-these-deadly.html |
Lol! Abeg read what this Facebook user posted on her timeline…Read more at http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/omg-just-see-why-this-womans-loving.html |
It is beginning to look like girl with black ti’tties love sharing it online. According to the source, Her name is Nkechi and her friends call her NK for short, she is a popular runs babe in PH. She must have ticked off one of her ATM guys that they decided to throw her out by sharing her point of attraction (yansh, nipps, and all) so people beware of her. they claim she steals from her numerous men. CLICK TO SEE PHOTOS - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/wow-what-do-you-think-about-girls-with.html |
See How 23 Year Old Man Raped And Murdered Beautiful Lawyer Who Let Him Stay At Her Home 31 year old City lawyer, Elizabeth Nnyanzi, was attacked, raped and strangled to death by 23 year old Peter Kibisu, a BMW mechanic, who was lodging at her family’s 600,000 pounds home in London. Elizabeth, who studied medicine at Imperial College London before switching to follow in her father’s footsteps as a lawyer, lived in the house with her parents and two sisters. She was killed in her bedroom in August 2015 by Peter, who she referred to as her cousin. The killer who faced a judge on Jan. 7th, and now facing life behind bars, admitted in court to raping his close friend, Elizabeth, who went Cheltenham Ladies’ College, before strangling her to death while she was home alone. He was arrested a day after the murder.. He pleaded guilty to both her murder and rape and faces sentencing on February 1st. Miss Nnyanzi, originally from Uganda, had carried out volunteering work in a hospital in Uganda, for - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/see-how-23-year-old-man-raped-and.html
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Shocker: Boko Haram Terror Group Beheads Chibok Girls For Allegedly Spying (Very Graphic Photos) These BH boys boys are devil oo..this is so terrible!.. According to a footage posted online, this woman was publicly beheaded for allegedly spying on the Islamic sect. She was interrogated by the militants in a local dialect (Hausa) before her head was removed to the cheers from the crowd who were heard shouting “Allah Kubar”. Her head was displayed as a warning sign to others before her body was thrown into a shallow grave already prepared for her. So tragic>>>>http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/shocker-boko-haram-terror-group-beheads.html |
Mrs. Ifeoma Mbakwe, 26, a resident of Idowu Street, Alagbado, Lagos has been arrested for pouring hot water on Chinwedu Precious on the 27th of December, 2015. Chinwedu was rushed to REM-YEMS Hospital, Alagbado where she is currently receiving treatment. Read more at http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/very-wicked-see-what-woman-did-to-her-9.html#VIh0Iqq3o3lVv214.99 |
Bikonu,is this not madness!?..Fulvia Pellegrino,56, a transgender man from Perevagno, Italy says she has spent £52K on surgery and plans to spend more until she reaches ‘perfection’ and she has the full support of her wife, Marissa. In addition to spending £9000 on her bum, Pellegrino has had more than 150 lip and cheekbone fillers, four breast implants, and two rounds of liposuction. Fulvia said: “I am not happy with my ‘perfect’ body, because it is not perfect. Perfection is something else.” Fulvia was just fifteen years old when she first realised she was transgender. But fearful of her strict religious family, and her father who was in the clergy, Fulvia kept her feelings a secret. She said: “I was living with my family who were very narrow minded and very religious. I never manifested my will because it was impossible with my dad. He had three sons and he wanted three sons only.” -See more at http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/very-disturbing-photos-of-transgender.html |
OOH LORD HAVE MERCY!! This is the reason why many LADIES will NEVER get MARRIED ,RECKLESS behaviours are to BLAME Just like character is the most important quality of a good guy, the woman you’re going to marry should have good character as well. When you find her, she is more valuable than anything. Here are 10 qualities of good future wife material: 1. She shares your beliefs When it comes to finding your wife, I’ve heard “equally yoked.” It has nothing to do with weightlifting for those of you guys who like muscle women. Your potential wife should share common beliefs with you. You may think you can do some missionary dating, and turn that situation around so she will believe everything you do, but you’re probably going to be very disappointed with some bad side effects. If you don’t share core beliefs….good luck. 2. She makes you a better man If everyday is hell with her, that should be a red flag. Your potential wife should elevate you toYourself 2.0. You can get a good idea from your friends and family. Do they say you act differently in a bad way when you are around her? Not a good sign. She should bring out the best in you, not bring out heartache and frayed nerves. 3. She’s trustworthy In fact, she should inspire trustworthiness within you. If you don’t trust her, you’re probably making her as bitter as you’re making yourself. Not worth it. If you can’t trust her, maybe you’re not ready to date her or maybe you need to work on confidence issues within yourself. If there’s good reason not to trust her, don’t even go there. Just like any cheater, it’s bound to happen again. 4. She has ambition She should have strength in character and carry herself with confidence. As a man, you should be the leader in the relationship, but for any dictators who feel justified here; we’re talking servant leadership. You probably don’t want the consummate follower either. She should have plans too. In fact, she should be a hard worker just like you. That doesn’t mean having a job is a requirement. One of my friends is a stay-at-home wife with three kids, and she works harder than any of my friends with careers. 5. She’s selfless She should care about others. Look at the way she treats her family and her friends. If she’s not close with her family, and doesn’t have any good friends, that’s not a good sign. If you start dating her, much less marry her, you will discover why soon enough. Some questions to ask yourself: Does she care about causes? Does she go out and volunteer? Does she give change to the needy or buy them a meal? These are important characteristics to consider. 6. She’s attractive In your eyes, she should be a Read more at http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/01/ooh-lord-have-mercy-this-is-reason-why.html#KMCwSBhxOkHYbIqP.99 |