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@Coco29 Ebonymanuk wasn't asking for any thing more OK back to the topic, EbonymanUk is feeling FUNCKY TODAY ![]() coco29 how will you describe yourself in one word |
A fine ass brotha saying hello LOL |
SAY IT LIKE IT IS GIRL ![]() |
@coco29 How was your wine drinking last night. Did you get your essay finished |
@MAYKwa Are you from Ghana whats going on there ![]() @BLUE whats up |
hey MIMI Whats up |
@mimim Don't worry about the email |
@Chinie So if thats the case why do u want to give in to the new guy you have a relationship with |
@chinie What was your reason for not having sex withyour ex boyfriend |
@mimi Are you repeating yourself LOL |
@mimi No no no , why did you say that. |
@ mimi I can't disclose that here, it was for you and not for public reading ![]() |
@mimi I see Just had a look at your profile :-) |
@ MIMI yep Did you get my last email ? |
@loftygal Are you from the gambia ? |
@mimi Yes , just poping out for some lunch ![]() |
@mimi Just sent you an email |
@mimi whats your emil address |
@Mimi ISn't it expensive posting through your phone. How old are . SO what part of Nigeria are you at ? |
@ Loverman LOL Am always chilled the picture was taken holidayying in Europe Whats Good ? @mimi Thats cool. tell me a bit about yourself. Actually tell me a lot about your self LOL |
EbonymanUk in the HOuse HOlla |
Am looking for a very Good friend of mine named Okon. He both went to Our lady's of Apostle private school in Yaba during the 80s Any information, email me at azucom@gmx.co.uk |
Any one got Pacesetters novels that they don't need any more. I currently collect them as I would like to rekindle my youth LOl If any one is willing to depart with theirs do drop me a line Thanks Ebonyman |
@ nateone What kind of Accomodation are you looking for and whats your budget. If you are just looking for a room in a house I might be able to help. Drop me a line . |
Geesss whats going on, I see about 5 people have read MrLovermans post but no body has replied to him. MrLoverMan looks like peeps on here are scared of having a stimultaing conversation |
@ snazzy Hotangel you are simply wonderful!!!well,everybody,I took hottie's advice,called the kid over to a very expensive restaurant and he came,feeling like one G.So,I mischieviously asked him to place his order,which he did.After he sat down,he asked me"baby,how are you?"Arghhhhhh!!!!I felt like hitting his handsome babyface.I now told him that I would be his girlfriend on the following conditions.The conversation went as follows: Snazzy:So,Mikey,I have thought about your proposal and I decided to give you a chance,since you say that age is but a number and what matters is that you are a man. Mikey nods head in anticipation)snazzy(smirks lips)okayz,Mikey,I hope you are going to take good care of me Mikey:Hell,yeah snazzy rolls eyes and mutters a silent prayer to God for patience)Okayz,you will have to load my phone on a daily basis,not with 750naira voucher,but with 1500.(I watch him from under my eyelids and see him swallow very heavily and I chuckle to myself),you will bring me to this restaurant for lunch every two days(the cheapest plate of food there goes for 1000naira),since you don't have a car,and we will obviously be using mine,you will fuel the car,and maintain it,then,next week,you will take me for Christmas shopping at Epiphany Fashion House(the costliest),(by now,the poor kid was sweating even in a fully airconditioned room),finally,you will pick up the bills for this dinner.(After a spell of silence) Mikey in a managed whisper)can I go to the restroom,please?snazzy:sure,take your time. Guys,girls,this kid spent a long time in the restroom,thank God it was late,so people were not really around.I went and eavesdropped at the door.Poor Mikey was sobbing,asking why he ever came to me in the first place,wishing he had kept his feelings to himself,now see what he had landed himself into.I now called him on his phone(I had mischieviously gone back to my seat.He came out,and was like,he wants to go home.I was like"hold it right there,young man,you have not paid for dinner"!!!He almost wept,he was like,please,Ugo,I am sorry,I don't want againoooo!!!!I was beside myself with laughter.I dropped him off at his home and told him to be a good boy.You need to see how he ran inside the house.Hotangel,thanks alot!!!!! Your story is quite interestig but I find it hard to believe. I guess its just my Skeptic nature ![]() |
@ Kimba Thanks very much. And no , I didn't lie on my CV. I don't have to, I have more than enough experience. I just threw the question out. Thanks for your help any way. |
LOl Of course professional experince LOL |
Born again Christian Is it OK to lie on your CV, i.e make up experiences you don't have to get a job If not why wouldn't you And if you will, isn't it again your believe ? |
Born again Christian Is it OK to lie on your CV, i.e make up experiences you don't have to get a job If not why wouldn't you And if you will, isn't it again your believe ? |
Well, I find it difficult to imagine myself dating a girl that is richer than me, more ambitious, more knowledgeable, or a combination of any of the above. I don't think my ego can take it at all. I passed through a period when I had nothing, and I know how girls looked at me and talked to me during that period as if I was a nobody. I will not willingly put myself through that experience again. I only feel comfortable when I hold all the cards; when I am in charge and there is no question about it (like Nairaland). Else anytime there's a domestic quarrel, your wife will start saying terrible things that will make you feel like a boy and not a man. Note: I have no problem with a girl who has rich parents as long as her own personal income does not exceed mine. If 10, 25, or 30 years later her parents to kick the bucket and she gets a large inheritance, I wonder what I'lll do then! Ok, that is my confession. Where's yours? @ Seun I totally disagree with you. It boils down to the individual. You can get a girl who isn't richer , more ambitious, more knowledgeable than you and will still look at you and talk to you in a rude way. On the other hand you can have some one who is richer , more ambitious, more knowledgeable than you and will be totally respectful of you. I think we mistake power n money for respect. It how you treat the person, so the person shall treat you. Thats how most nigerian men treat ladies, they think they can flash money and the women would be at their beck and call This is the same altitude most of them exhibit over here in the UK, and when it doesn't work they search for the ones they can control. Thats my 50 cent woth |
I didn't mean there are more. My comment was to stress that the statement you made is in correct. Sounds more like hear say |
nods head in anticipation)