abeg nor use e-magun on me o!!!

I no go use am, e don finish

I get juju for here, I go send virus to the typewriter wey e dey use

why u dey moju simi?

where dt typewritter dey now make e come tell me d reason why e go dey worry my last wife

nor commit murder o!!!na small pikin wey wan flex im muscles!!!

murder ke? why u no talk dt to typewriter, na me u fit face....

as for murder, na small thing, farder sef no fit let alone murder...

abeg leave dt typewriter, inshort............

Okayz, i can see this place is bubbling/sparkling. We can now identify Snazzy's husband. Topowriter or wetin u call yourself, beware of Asian Wild Dogs o.

honey am home!! mua mua

snazzzzy!! ah! aw-ch! snazzier let go of my tongue, it is oly a kiss, nat an opportunity for u to eat up tongue!! from a kisses like this
i can tell u missed me and the big things little typewriter can do, i missed u too, like i missed my
milk teeth,

my snazziiiyyyy!, I can't wait to tell you, am the big do in my school with biggerboys coming to ask about u!
well like u know i don't kiss n tell, so i tell them your love is hanging on the roof of my heart.

am suprise though, you never sent me get well cards, or do i take it secret Ur prays is what made me recover this fast?

well sha I can wait to know all that i missed on u? so feel me in, new rivals? that's aways expected, hence it's no news, so tell the real thigng spear no details mi need all d sweet nothing am all ears now!

No mind distractors, them go c wiy, they think say them be goliaths abi, na small stone davids like me dey take fhinish their matter,

My snazzy, dance for me o! jare, ah ah E ko mole, bend down-low, joggle the balls, now na maku sa dance, o jes! (calaba style) orjlo - jolo, opoga, chop bisikit, bisikit, monday, tuesday wesnesday friday egu

okay e-don do, take some rest, i'll be back for some fun!!,
get ready to : night!
i'll make this a night to remember

typographical error

no it more like wife snaching error to me
NL is no place for that capish!!

go get other lose gals, no my snazzy your oju kokoro dey now abi
soon your eyes and nose go see pepper
alaye aka Area boy like u!

well sha my snazzy (CFF you soon) go CHOP u FOOL u before she go FREE u!
omo ja ti ja ti

*shakes head and passes by*

silence is the best answer for a fool, I just dey beleive u be typewritter tru tru

(I'm jobless)

Why are you people jobless when he is doing something reflective of his name?

hi dearling snazzy,

you said you have no Job. so I went to get u a job

in fact you need to travet to Benin rep. to pick up this jobs
one as banker
the other is embassy Attandent
so whic do u want?

am gonna love till the end of time, u know

this foolish boy sef!!!jo leave my snazzy alone o

i will leave her as soon as you mined your pocknosing business!
and you believed me. mugu abi ode oja laro monday

well for me it's snazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy for life!!!

wetin dey happen 4 here, this babe still dey tril una wth plenty plenty script writing??

whiteshark,sharrrrrap

donald:

whiteshark,sharrrrrap

has dis 15 year old guy not got any respect 4 da elderly

for love is all that matters not age, position or beauty.
like all rule there is exceptions
but love gives it as it is, unconditionally.

I Love snazzy so give me the chance to practice all i preach

stop discoraging here, well even if you do, it will not work, why? cos like destine it will come to happen (it can only be delayed but happing is a fore gone conclusion)


Il ove u snazzy

;;

snazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy! is this guy making sence?
well i pray he's just a bad joke

I love u now and 2morrow shape or no shape
capish?

girl i've been there and i've done that
tell him to go and look for his size and treat him like your brother,it's just a crush, with time he'll come to his senses.

gem87:

girl i've been there and i've done that
tell him to go and look for his size and treat him like your brother,it's just a crush, with time he'll come to his senses.

Girl you have been to the wrong place and even now you are the wrong place don't post here again ok?

she is with the right Guy let here go too and find out if am diffrent am typerwriter an not that boy that had a crush on u?

now go to bed, i know you are still suffring heartbreak and as such you are not in the right frame of mind to make post on issues like this, just go on to bed, i know some more sleep and tears may give the relive you so much needed. crush indeed.

just that yours went to the rocks doesn't mean that I and her a rock bound too. just go to bed.

baby snazzy just don't mind her sick minds don't know love, so ignore her post.
baby baby we belong togeter, i can't sleep at night cos u are in my mind,

@ snazzy

Hotangel you are simply wonderful!!!well,everybody,I took hottie's advice,called the kid over to a very expensive restaurant and he came,feeling like one G.So,I mischieviously asked him to place his order,which he did.After he sat down,he asked me"baby,how are you?"Arghhhhhh!!!!I felt like hitting his handsome babyface.I now told him that I would be his girlfriend on the following conditions.The conversation went as follows:
Snazzy:So,Mikey,I have thought about your proposal and I decided to give you a chance,since you say that age is but a number and what matters is that you are a man.
Mikeynods head in anticipation)
snazzy(smirks lips)okayz,Mikey,I hope you are going to take good care of me
Mikey:Hell,yeah
snazzyrolls eyes and mutters a silent prayer to God for patience)Okayz,you will have to load my phone on a daily basis,not with 750naira voucher,but with 1500.(I watch him from under my eyelids and see him swallow very heavily and I chuckle to myself),you will bring me to this restaurant for lunch every two days(the cheapest plate of food there goes for 1000naira),since you don't have a car,and we will obviously be using mine,you will fuel the car,and maintain it,then,next week,you will take me for Christmas shopping at Epiphany Fashion House(the costliest),(by now,the poor kid was sweating even in a fully airconditioned room),finally,you will pick up the bills for this dinner.
(After a spell of silence)
Mikeyin a managed whisper)can I go to the restroom,please?
snazzy:sure,take your time.
Guys,girls,this kid spent a long time in the restroom,thank God it was late,so people were not really around.I went and eavesdropped at the door.Poor Mikey was sobbing,asking why he ever came to me in the first place,wishing he had kept his feelings to himself,now see what he had landed himself into.I now called him on his phone(I had mischieviously gone back to my seat.He came out,and was like,he wants to go home.I was like"hold it right there,young man,you have not paid for dinner"!!!He almost wept,he was like,please,Ugo,I am sorry,I don't want againoooo!!!!I was beside myself with laughter.I dropped him off at his home and told him to be a good boy.You need to see how he ran inside the house.Hotangel,thanks alot!!!!!


Your story is quite interestig but I find it hard to believe.
I guess its just my Skeptic nature

Typewriter:

Girl you have been to the wrong place and even now you are the wrong place don't post here again ok?

she is with the right Man let here go too and find out if am diffrent am typerwriter an not that boy that had a crush on u?

now go to bed, i know you are still suffring heartbreak and as such you are not in the right frame of mind to make post on issues like this, just go on to bed, i know some more sleep and tears may give the relive you so much needed. crush indeed.

just that yours went to the rocks doesn't mean that I and her a rock bound too. just go to bed.

baby snazzy just don't mind her sick minds don't know love, so ignore her post.
baby baby we belong togeter, i can't sleep at night because u are in my mind,

i hv no idea wht u're on but whateva it is i'll say do somn abt it, dis is a forum where people give their opinion on various issues therefore u hv no right to tell me not to post here again, give ur view n shut d f*^k up n don't tell me wht 2 do. OK?

gem87:


i hv no idea wht u're on but whateva it is i'll say do somn about it, this is a forum where people give their opinion on various issues therefore u hv no right to tell me not to post here again, give your view n shut d f*^k up n don't tell me wht 2 do. OK?

well u are free to make a post if you mind is clear from your sad experence by now
just note that just becaouse it happen to you don't mean it must happen to all the same way too

I love Snazzy simple

OK leave it all to Kimba, I'll be the refree for the Wrestling Match.

[size=14pt]Typewriter versus Snazzy's 15year old suitor.[/size]

no hold's bar.

Typewriter, make sure that while you wrestle with Snazzy's 15year old suitor, you observe Condition X - below
let the match begin.








Condition X: NO VIOLENCE AGAINST TEENAGERS.

Well, in contrary to the view of the recent posts, i think snazzy really likes the guy, i tell you, The only offence the guy has commited is not waiting till 18 even though we know nowadays we have smart and young chap in that age bracket.It was a good thing for the guy to say his mind. Snazzy is stauning and she is beautiful, i wont be suprised if a day old baby is ask her out because she's got what it takes!

@ Typwriter,

Tell me what would you probably be dong at Snazzy's bedroom? You seem to like her with great passion. Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. He don catch you shiooooooooooooo.