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xendra:
thesame reason people dont bear jezebel and see it as a bad name yet bear mary even though they say it means bitterness

But when God made him (Lucifer) and gave him that he didn't see anything bad about the name. For example if someone is answering Paul and he seems to be bad does that mean that Paul is a bad name?

I have been wondering why people see Lucifer as a bad name. And why people don't bear the name Lucifer cause I have checked to see what makes the name Lucifer a bad name. Please let's talk it out....

Chima whose is popularly known as Emeka Ambulance, Okunmi Community, located at the suburbs of Ikom, Central senatorial district, Cross River state, has revealed that morticians have to battle the spiritual in the line of duty. The mortician said that now and again, people in his line of business go through warfare with occultists and members of some secret societies before their corpses were embalmed in his mortuary. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Mortician The mortician must battle the spiritual sometimes. Vanguard reports that the Arochukwu-born mortician, whose mortuary is located along Ikom-Calabar highway, confessed to NDV that dead bodies, especially those of occultists and members of secret societies “do give us trouble while being embalmed because their bodies have been ‘fortified’ by the devil or some spiritual forces.” There are forces beyond the human “In such cases, we have to pet and persuade them by talking to them to allow the chemicals to penetrate their bodies, but if they remain stubborn, we have to employ our own spiritual force and of course, power pass power and we can then embalm them,” he disclosed.
According to him, he learnt the trade in Onitsha General Hospital, Anambra state, and had come to know that some dead bodies were so “powerful” such that they do not allow others to lie close to them and he was always careful when attending to such bodies. Some corpses don’t allow others to lie near them His words: “Some powerful people do not allow other dead bodies to lie close to them, so in the night, they will remove other bodies near them and dump them far from where they are or they would go to an isolated place and lie there – all dead bodies are not the same, which is why we knock before we enter there.” Mysterious stories A few months after it Mr Chima’s mortuary was established, there was an unsubstantiated story about a man, whose car broke down close to the mortuary late in the night and he decided to seek for place to spend the night, and knocked on the door of a house he saw light burning close by. A security guard reportedly came out and gave him a mat to sleep in a section of the room, only for him to wake up the next morning and discovered that he slept among corpses and he instantly passed out. Another case was that while conveying a corpse, the mortician occasionally walked behind the ambulance, while the corpse drives the van and the bizarre- that he sells body parts of dead people and so on. Chima confirmed some creepy stories and described others as hearsay. On the man who allegedly slept in the mortuary with corpses, he said it was not true and he does not keep security guards in the mortuary. The dead still have spiritual powers Mr Chima said: “The corpses may be dead, but they still possess some spiritual powers to protect themselves. We have about 100 corpses right now and 18 abandoned ones, but we keep the place open, both day and night, without any security and anybody, who attempts to do anything funny by going there to steal or do anything has himself to blame”. He, however, described as false claims that some people sell parts of dead people or do have sex with them. The mortician further disclosed that Sex with the dead is a deadly affair. He asserted: “Do not think that because she is lying down there, she is finished and you can go and have sex with her. You will die also in a matter of hours or days and how can someone sell body parts of a corpse or water used in washing a corpse, such water is poisonous. People die from different ailments such as HIV/AIDS, and water used in washing their bodies is poisonous and any person who uses it will either die or contact sickness.” On the report that he has rented crowd of women, who engage in bogus weeping when a person dies, he said the women were part of a specialized funeral services he offers. Some people hire mourners before their death. He explained: “Some people do not have people to cry for them when they die, so they will arrange with us while they are alive to get some women to cry during their burial and also, some people because they are polygamist would arrange with us to organize the casket, grave, and mortuary services so that when they die, there will be no struggle among family members on who to do what and so on.”
Read more: https://www.naij.com/1012480-unbelievable-read-must-knock-entering-mortuary.html

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Let do a little debate here. I want know between men and women are more intelligent, dangerous, loving, rich, and many more
For me I will say women are more dangerous and loving.

Considering how much of our lives we spend working, the most important business decision you will ever make is choosing your profession. We all want to feel creative, inspired and driven by the contributions we make to society through our jobs, but how do we figure out what profession would best allow us to express our passion?

I recently received a letter from a young man asking for help. He said he wanted to be a writer, though his training was in accounting. His parents were not supportive of his desire to leap into unknown waters. I felt this man’s sincere longing in the letter, but something didn’t sit right with me.

He wanted to be a writer? To me, that seemed a little upside down. I would think that first, there would be something he really wanted to say. There would have to be deep passion, a life’s longing, a feeling of life purpose that preceded his career choice. Then from that place of commitment and dedication, he would know what it was he wanted to say. Writing then would be the vehicle he used to fulfill his longing for self-expression and self-actualization. Who knows? After he really got traction with what it was he wanted to express, he might even decide that writing was not the right vehicle.
This is a terribly common syndrome. Young people feel pressured to know what it is they want to do for the rest of their life, as if they have to sit down and figure it out. This is not how life works, though. One’s passion is very rarely experienced early on as a clear, well-defined concept or idea. More commonly, early passion is experienced as a vague but powerful feeling in one’s soul.

This unquenchable thirst naturally leads us to move in a concrete direction, pursuing a particular art form, college major or career training. However, it is very unlikely that those first steps will point in a straight line that leads to your goal. After all, you are still defining your goal.

In my own life, even at an early age I felt the need to understand the deeper truths about life and existence. In the fifth-grade, I looked for answers by reading Thoreau. Over the next several years, I read the work of several more philosophy touchstones. At some point, I lost interest in the philosophers, whose inquiries didn’t seem to be going anywhere. I then discovered the physicists and the mathematicians. At that time, they seemed to be the people really pursuing answers to the burning questions inside me. I later realized that life was far more than just a physics equation. So I got into the healing arts, getting a degree in veterinary medicine. Only after that did I find my real passion: spirituality. Not spirituality in the conventional sense, but a spirituality that amalgamates physics, philosophy and life with spirituality. This eventually led me to create Mount Soma, a place where everything -- group meditation, classes, work-study programs, retreats, the buildings and the environment as a whole -- promotes people’s health and spiritual evolution.
Because our educational system is largely structured to usher young people into well-defined career paths, too many people end up in professions they feel too vested in to let go of, often with massive student loan debts in tow. Then they wonder why they are unhappy.

It can be scary to follow our inner longing and make a change when we know change is necessary. However, the risk is worth the reward. The alternative is painting ourselves into a corner, where we become stuck, feeling unfulfilled and despondent.

Remember that life is a process. For it to unfold in a fulfilling manner, we must follow the inner abstraction of our longing for self-actualization. Rarely does it come in a concrete form at an early age.

Courage is an essential ingredient. In my own life, it took a lot of courage to abandon a very successful and lucrative veterinary medical practice. In hindsight, I’m so glad I did. As Allen Saunders and later John Lennon said, “Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans.”

My advice to the young man who wrote me about wanting to be a writer, and to others yearning to find their “perfect career path” would be this: Pick a direction as best you can. Consider all the parameters of your personal situation, both practical and idealistic. Move in that direction, but be ready for things to change, because they always do. Keep moving in the direction of what you believe in, your passion.
This is an evolutionary process and where you end up will be the sum total of all your life experiences. In time, all the pieces of the puzzle fit together to create a life that is uniquely yours. If you stay true to that inner longing, the clouds will clear over time. Then one day, you will get out of bed, look around, and realize you are doing exactly what you came here to do. That is the work that is right for you, and there is nothing more fulfilling.

Oma307:
Because u have been engaging in sex, just a common test u are afraid


abstinence is the best

yea but its been long i had sex nah

i want to put up my experienced at HIV/aids test center yesterday. anyway it was awesome shall fun really but something special happen to me shall. and it goes like this.


i was passing by yesterday on my way to attend a class i decided to stop by and do my HIV/aids test where they are creating awareness. So as I stop, i was asked to join the line i obeyed and join the line i waited patiently for my turn. When it get to me, I went to the lady who is in charge of the test she told all sort of story like where and how you can contact HIV/aids i said o k. then she asked me when did i had my last sex? i told her, she asked me again after the sex have i done the HIV/aids test since then? i reply and said no and she asked me the last question and said when last did you do your HIV/aids test? i told her it was last year July. so she started the test and then she asked me to give her my thumb i gave her my thumb she pickled me with a pin and my blood rush out and she put in a card, where she put a drop of chemical that helps the test to read so after every thing it show that am positive i said what? this cant be real so they asked me to wait a little for a confirmation test as i waiting for a confirmation a lady came to me and start to preach to me saying this not the end of life for you that you can still live as long as you want as far as you are taking your drugs promptly anyway my mind was not there i was now think how am going to tell my family my case and how am going overcome them the people around me so after much i was called to come and do my confirmation test i went inside a small canopy house there and i did the confirmation test and it the result showed that am negative so they apologized for the mistake i left that place for another place so that i can check my self again when i finished the result came out and it was negative that was when my heart stop beating fast.


my question is, is this HIV/aids equipment accurate?

i want to put up my experienced at HIV/aids test center yesterday. anyway it was awesome shall fun really but something special happen to me shall. and it goes like this.


i was passing by yesterday on my way to attend a class i decided to stop by and do my HIV/aids test where they are creating awareness. So as I stop, i was asked to join the line i obeyed and join the line i waited patiently for my turn. When it get to me, I went to the lady who is in charge of the test she told all sort of story like where and how you can contact HIV/aids i said o k. then she asked me when did i had my last sex? i told her, she asked me again after the sex have i done the HIV/aids test since then? i reply and said no and she asked me the last question and said when last did you do your HIV/aids test? i told her it was last year July. so she started the test and then she asked me to give her my thumb i gave her my thumb she pickled me with a pin and my blood rush out and she put in a card, where she put a drop of chemical that helps the test to read so after every thing it show that am positive i said what? this cant be real so they asked me to wait a little for a confirmation test as i waiting for a confirmation a lady came to me and start to preach to me saying this not the end of life for you that you can still live as long as you want as far as you are taking your drugs promptly anyway my mind was not there i was now think how am going to tell my family my case and how am going overcome them the people around me so after much i was called to come and do my confirmation test i went inside a small canopy house there and i did the confirmation test and it the result showed that am negative so they apologized for the mistake i left that place for another place so that i can check my self again when i finished the result came out and it was negative that was when my heart stop beating fast.


my question is, is this HIV/aids equipment accurate?

Why on earth will some wear tire tire cloth and say its fashion

She love you and she did it just to let you that she's all for you

Business studies or crk

Interesting!!!

Corruption is high in oil sector than any other sector in Nigeria..... Cold dey here ooo....

Success is something all career-driven individuals desire yet it eludes many people -- at least at the levels desired. Why are some businesspeople successful and others not? It has everything to do with habits, beliefs, passion, flexibility and attitude. Often there's nothing really different between one entrepreneur and another in terms of ability, as each person can do whatever he or she wants. What it all comes down to is having the "frame of mind" to set practical habits and keep a balance between attachment and commitment and letting things happen.
Here are 10 mindsets for success:

1. CHOOSE COURAGE OVER FEAR.
To be successful, you have to have courage. And to become courageous, do courageous things. Much of being successful is about going beyond what you think you're capable of -- venturing into the unknown. Whether you fail or succeed, you will learn and grow. Growth, in and of itself, means attaining a level of success whether it came from success or failure.

2. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
Attitude is everything. A negative attitude decreases success and a positive attitude creates success. Without that belief in yourself, you'll lack a path to success. Success is something that's created. It's not something that merely "happens". When you firmly believe in yourself, you can achieve virtually anything: It's within this belief that you'll find the power to create the resilience and fortitude needed to keep going when things get tough.

3. CHOOSE GOOD COMPANY.
Whom you surround yourself with is among the most important choices you'll make as you climb up the business ladder. Negativity is contagious and if work groups, especially bosses, are negative, there will be a ceiling to your success. To reach the goals you desire, be willing to change bosses if necessary. Or if you're the boss, rid your team of toxic people immediately. It only takes one toxic person to destroy the morale of an entire campaign. Further, when you surround yourself with other successful, goal-oriented individuals, you can learn from them and take on some of their habits to add to your own as you proceed along your road to success.

4. ADOPT SELF-CHOOSEN GOALS.
Knowing and being clear about where you're headed in business is something that must come from within. When your goals selected by you, you're more motivated to achieve them. That's because by achieving these goals, you attain a new desired piece of yourself. When your goals arise from your instigation, they carry a deeper meaning and confer a greater impact on your identity. Each self-selected goal realized adds a depth and an internal expansion to you as a person. Personal expansion is just one of the great gifts to come from succeeding in your business goals.

5. HAVE A PURPOSE AND A VISION.
Visualization is powerful because actions follow thoughts. A great technique for nurturing your vision and purpose is to make your goals visual. Some people use vision boards; others opt for treasure maps. And still others set goals identifying specific dates for their achievement. Whatever works best is a matter for the individual to figure out. I believe that anything that's written down is more likely to be achieved than visions kept only in the head. When you make your purpose visual, you make it real. When you keep them in your mind, they remain wishes.

6. ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
There are few easy paths up a mountain and often they're hard to find. Challenge will be an essential piece in any type of success in business. And challenge is what creates your growth along the journey. Each challenge obstructing your path provides you with the chance to create a more defined direction toward attaining your dream vendors, customers, managers, employees -- and numbers. For this reason, bless each challenge. Each one is a compass directing you toward new business leads, circumstances and opportunities.

7. BE DISCERNING.
Selectivity creates success. You must think deeply and intelligently about the bigger picture and what it is you need for each step along the way to continue articulating and executing your business goals. Mindfulness means being aware of all angles and staying sharply in touch with the present so that you do not have to clean up mistakes in the future. Be discerning of group dynamics: which person is the best at what job, which customers or deals will take you the furthest and what it is that each moment is calling on you to do or change to be the most efficient. That's how selectivity offers you the pursuit of success.

8. BE WILLING TO TAKE RISK.
There are no guarantees on any path to success in life or business. The unknown is always looming. Therefore, risk and education are often the mechanisms necessary for knowing more clearly if you're on the right path. If you're afraid to risk, you will put limits on your success and stay where you're comfortable. You cannot get what you want if you don't risk rejection and go for what you desire.

9. DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
You're more likely to succeed in business when you're invested in your passion and making your career fit your personality. There is a way to find passion about anything and everything you do in life.
You may not love every part of your job but tolerating discomforts by looking at the bigger picture makes your investment of time and energy worthwhile. Be willing to love and find purpose in all aspects of what your business requires, commit to it and see what you're doing as being a benefit to others. When you love the business you're in, there is nothing that can keep you from wanting to work at it, nurture it and make it grow.

10. GRATITUDE.
When you see life and career in terms of the lack in what you have achieved, you cannot drive your business up the ladder of success. Then negativity is impeding your progress. You must look at all you have and realize how great what you have is as compared to the situation of many others. When you have this attitude, you stop suffering and complaining about the small stuff. On each receipt you pay out, write thank you. That's not only to thank the person, event, vendor or customer for what's provided you but also to give a private thanks acknowledging that you have the abundance necessary to pay for the service, product or event. Habits coupled with flexibility provide you with a path to success. Success is fluid and so rigidity will stand in its way. Developing these mindsets give you a compass to navigate the ever-changing tides on the way to business and financial goals.
These mindsets allow openness and flexibility while also providing you precise direction.

As HIV becomes a growing threat around the world, people want access to information that can help them to avoid this potentially deadly disease. Medical experts have indicated that co ndoms can be a good way to prevent an HIV infection, but there are other steps you can take to reduce your chances of contracting HIV.

#1:. Abstain The most effective way to not contract HIV is to not have s’ex with anyone until you are prepared to get married. When the time comes, you and your significant other can get the tests done to determine your HIV status, and then make the informed decision that will affect the rest of your lives.

#2:. Be selective on your s’exual partners When you find someone who you have strong feelings for, it is important to have an open discussion about HIV prior to having s’ex. If you are extremely selective about the partners you choose, then you can significantly reduce your chances of contracting HIV.

3:. Consider monogamy One of the surest ways to prevent HIV if you want to remain s’exually active is to be monogamous with someone who is not HIV positive.

#4:. Use only sterile medical equipment Whether you are giving yourself a shot of medication at home or getting an injection from a medical facility, always insist on making sure that the needle is sterile. Avoid previously used needles when you are injecting medication, or when you are getting medical treatment.

#5:. Insist on tested blood If you ever need a blood transfusion, then insist on only using blood that has been
tested for the HIV and AIDS viruses.

#6:. Get yourself tested If you get yourself into the habit of being tested for HIV a couple of times a year, then it becomes easier to insist that your s’exual partners do the same. If you do decide to have s’ex with multiple partners throughout the year, then you should insist that they take the same steps you do in getting tested for HIV and having those results with them to show you. It seems extreme, but it is much better than the alternative.

#7:Get treated for HIV immediately If you had s’ex with someone and start to feel flu-like symptoms soon afterwards, then get tested immediately. The newer HIV medications being used can actually help to stop the infection if it is caught soon enough. The sooner you get tested, the better your chances of stopping the infection.

Rikidony:
morning sex is for lazy bones, real ni*gas concentrate on the money daily

You can have sex as early as 4:00 am before 7:00 am you're 100% fit to go out for hustling

Hope you have yours this morning

1. Apart from the fact that regular morning sex makes you feel upbeat for the rest of the day, it also helps in building a stronger immune system.

2. Believe it or not, it makes you less susceptible to catching a cold or flu and can also improve the quality of your hair, skin, and nails.

3. Having morning sex three times a week lessens the risk of a heart attack or stroke

4. U aren’t bothered by the responsibilities of the day yet and your mind is clearer.

5. You’ve just been sleeping and are hopefully well-rested and can devote more energy to sex.

6. Sex is relaxing and can help manage stress.

7. U start the day more in sync when you’ve pleasured one another both physically and emotionally

8. You show your spouse that he/she is a priority,and so is ur sex life

9. Sex is exercise. It’s a great way to work up an early morning appetite as breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

10. Early morning sex can be a great incentive to wake-up and put you in a more positive mood. Wake-up sex will help you feel happier and healthier throughout the day.

Feel free to add yours....

MhizTessy:
Sex is more than mere fun, sex is a covenant
It is more than just expression of love, it is a bond.
I wish a lot more can understand this

But many have sex just for fun, what do you think about those people

Chi-chon college style of wedding

We talk about Sex, we have sex and we do sex=-D ... but wait a minute: some hv sex for fun, some for love, some to pass time, some to increase the counts and some just to know what it feels like!!!
What is really the essence of Sex in a relationship

LOL!!! But I think ladies should try it, it may work for them...

Today is Igbo day so igbokwenu is trending hard on twitter..... #igbokwenu. Long live igbo language, Long live igbo people and Long live Nigeria

I had an argument with my friend yesterday about this and he almost fight me. Please can you guys help and put mouth in this talk.....

Psychedelia:
Let me try...

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Row 1:
Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck, Fred Flinstone, Ren & Stimpy, Bart Simpson, Spongebob, Top Cat, Road Runner.

Row 2:
Mrs. Simpson, Yogi Bear, Stewie Griffin, Popeye, Mr. Crabs, Charlie Brown, Bugs Bunny, Velma Flintstone, Mighty Mouse

Row 3:
Bullwinkle J. Moose, Odie, Goofy, Squidward, Dexter, Snoopy, Mojojojo, Olive Oyl, Snagglepuss.

Row 4:
Betty Boop, Arnold, Jasper The Ghost, xxxx, Tasmanian Devil, xxxx, Pinky and the Brain, Marvin The Martian.

Phew! Alright, Lolu007, rate my performance...

Guy I tire for you ooo... You no get work again, na only to watch cartoon you sabi?

Afolabs101:
1. Mickey mouse 2. Daffy duck 3. Fred flintstone 4. Ren and stimpy 5. Bart simpson 6. Spongebob square pants 7. ?? 8. Road runner 9. Marge Simpson 10. ?? 11. Stuey of family guy 12. Popeye 13. Mr Krab from Spongebob 14. Charlie brown 15. Bugs Bunny 16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife) 17. ?? 18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle 19. ?? 20. Goofy 21. Squidward from Spongebob 22. Dexter 23. Snoopy 24. ?? 25. Olive Oil (Popeye’s girlfriend) 26. Pink Panther 27. Betty Boop 28. ?? 29. ?? 30. ?? 31. Tazmanian Devil 32. ?? 33. Pinky and the Brain 34. ??

your papa follow dey act cartoon?

Toxic individuals are completely exhausting to be around and they can have a negative impact on your forward momentum. Entrepreneurs need to remain laser focused -- the distractions and stress that toxic people bring into your life act as unnecessary obstacles, so it is best to avoid them. You probably know a few toxic people -- they might work for you, you might be friends with some or you might even live with someone
toxic. The sooner you remove them from your life, the better. Here are eight toxic types of people you should steer clear of.

1. Those who are judgmental.
Judgmental people will find a way to criticise anything and everything they come in contact with. You could take the time to explain something to them in great detail but it goes in one ear and out the other. They come to their conclusions before they hear any facts -- they don’t listen well and are horrible at communicating. Asking for advice or feedback from a judgmental person is a complete waste of time.

2. Those who are envious.
Being an entrepreneur can be a very bumpy journey filled with highs and lows -- while it’s important to have a strong group of supporters in your corner during the low times it’s also important to have supporters that are there to congratulate you when you hit the high points. Envious people will not be happy for you -- ever. They feel that it should happen to them and nobody else.

3. Those who are control freaks
Control freaks don’t ever want to listen -- they don’t have to, because according to them they know everything and they know the best way to do everything. While this type of person can be a nuisance in your personal life, they are a complete nightmare to deal with in a business environment. A successful business structure requires team members that will listen to and follow instructions. If you have control freaks on your team it can cause a “too many cooks in the kitchen” problem.

4. Those who are arrogant
Don’t confuse confidence with arrogance -- confident people inspire, while arrogant people intimidate and annoy. Someone with an arrogant attitude feels he or she is better than everyone around them. In a personal setting this can be annoying, while in a professional situation this can create an uncomfortable environment.

5. Those who are victims
The constant victim will always make excuses and blame others for their mistakes and wrongdoing. They are some of the most toxic people to be around -- they will never accept responsibility and always point the finger, which causes a domino affect of the blame game in a work setting. Flush them out of your business
and eliminate that headache.

6. Those who are Negative Nancies.
Someone who is always negative will drain your positive energy immediately -- they thrive on bringing everyone down around them. You will never receive any words of encouragement from a Negative Nancy. They will discredit every idea you have and instead of
being supportive they will go out of their way to point out every possible way you could fail, rather than focus on possibilities and potential. They are a major energy-
suck.

7. Those who are liars
To be successful you have to surround yourself with other successful individuals that you can trust and count on to be there for you. You can’t trust liars and it's hard to count on them because you never know if they are lying or telling the truth. That type of uncertainty will wear you out quickly -- eliminate them from your life and you won’t have to wonder if you are being lied to.

8. Those who are gossipers.
People gossip because they are insecure -- they don’t know how to separate fact from speculation and when truths get twisted, the wrong information is conveyed, feelings get hurt and enemies are born. Having a gossiper within your business can be very destructive --
they are cancers and can quickly create a negative environment.