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hmm lalasticlala jus few comments and bam! ur thread is on front page.... bt evn with more a hundred comments you still don't put some threads on front page... dias God o... #churchmind#

lol

1. The Gambia has only one university.

2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish
speaking country.

3. South Africa is the most visited African
country.

4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.

5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of
all time, he received about £350,000 weekly in
Russia in 2011.

6. A person from Botswana is called a
Motswana, the plural is Batswana.

7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.

8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.

8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a
Burkinabe.

9. Nigeria has won more football cups than
England.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel
Mugabe is the world’s most educated President
with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.

12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer
in European competition.

13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most
visited city in Africa.

14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria,
but the selector rejected him, saying they are
already many players like him in the team.

15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special
award by Fifa for refereeing on Robben Island
during his years as a political prisoner.

16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11
years for fighting for freedom.

17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest
Head of State and the world’s second oldest
Head of State. He was born in 1924.

18. The Seychelles are the most educated
Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%,
Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).

19. Rwanda is a better country for gender
equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.

21. South Africa has the most Grammy award
winners in Africa.

22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.

23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than
China’s.

24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least
richest President in Africa.

25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent
country, it has existed for over 3,000 years
without being colonised.

26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last
Emperor of Ethiopia.

27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.

28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than
Portugal.

29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled
Angola since 1979.

30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
is Africa’s longest serving Head of State. He has
ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979
when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco Nguema.
His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his
Vice President and will succeed him if he
resigns.

31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to
win World, European and African footballer of the
year in the same year.

32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute
mornach in the world.

33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa
followed by Swaziland.

34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the
longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years as
he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982
at the age of 83 years.

34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70
wives, who gave him 210 children between 1920
and 1970.

35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world
were almost everyone was a billionaire at one
point.

Cc: lalasticlala

PhockPhockMan:
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From your sincerely

seriously? hmm "phockphockman"
https://www.nairaland.com/2595131/photo-meet-pastor-specializes-miracle

Just when you think you have seen it all, you
get hit in a new dimension.
Pastor Vicky Darll
A few days ago, a pastor, Vicky Darll, shared
some photos of miracles being performed in
his church.

Vicky Darll, who is the general overseer of Let
There Be Light To All Nations, Bamenda in
Cameroon took to his Facebook page to share
some photos. The photos showed him praying
over phones to “provoke miracle calls”.

One of the photos the pastor posted he
captioned: “ Praying and provoking miracle calls
on phones and some of the phones starting
ringing on the altar as I was praying, helpers
started calling.” See the photos below:
Aside from praying for miracle calls, some of
the photos posted by the pastor show other
miracles performed by him.

martins y did u bring my family issue to d public? u shuld learn how to mind ur biz...n 4 those of u insulting me OYO btw my husband loves to cook n his meals re far better... wat do you expect me to do? intimidate myself









m not the wife ooo...

bullet kuma?

nice dress... dats all i see

One month after my 16th birthday, I
saw two pink lines on a pregnancy test
in my then-boyfriend’s basement. I
cried and freaked out as any 16-year-
old would. Then I called my friends to
pick me up for the varsity hockey
game because before your belly
expands and the idea of becoming a
parent is plopped into your lap, red-
faced and hungry, you think you might
have a chance at hanging onto your
teenage life.
My daughter is 20 now and I’m well
past being a teen, but I will always be
a young mom, “not old enough” to be
her parent whether I’m 16 or 36. There
are so many things people have said
to me over the years out of misguided
support and curiosity, or just plain
ignorance that still cause me to roll my
eyes.

1. You look like you could be the big
sister!
Yes, I know it’s generally a compliment
to tell others how young they look but
not to me, not in front of my daughter.
Not when I’m trying really hard to be a
good mom and be taken seriously. I’m
very aware I could be her big sister,
but I’m not, I’m the mom.

2. Where’s the father?
Am I wearing a sign that says, “Please
ask me personal questions at the
playground”? Just because I’m young
and not wearing a ring, there is no
reason for me to share the background
of our family.
3. Did you get your GED?
What??!! Being a teen mom does not
automatically turn a person into a high
school dropout or struggling member
of society. Yes, some of us need to
leave school to survive, but some of us
also finish high school and go on to
college.

4. Do your parents take care of her? My
parents have always been amazingly
supportive, but please don’t, after I’ve
been juggling school and work and
midnight feedings, ask me if someone
else is taking care of my child.

5. You don’t look like a mom.
Look, I’m trying really hard here. I’m
trying to fit into a world where I’m not
the norm and I don’t need to be
reminded that I completely stand out
at kindergarten pickup.

6. Does she [looks around and
whispers] know?
Does my daughter know there are only
16 years between us? You mean did I
sit her 3-year-old self down and tell her
I had premarital sex? One of these
days, we will discuss the choices I
made in high school, but I’m thinking it
will be after we talk about the birds
and bees.

7. You make it look fun. I want one!
Yes, I swear to you this was said to
me. When everyone is dressed and fed
and not crying, motherhood is fun, but
parenting at any age is not easy — and
we don’t pick kids the way we do cell
phones and cute shoes.

8. So you wanted to keep her?
I did. That’s why she’s here. And
again, we’re discussing way too
personal things about my life in front
of my child and the rest of the moms
at the swings.

9. What did your family say?
This one might not be hard for
everyone, but it’s always been difficult
for me. Telling my parents I was
pregnant was extremely difficult and
being brought back to that time by a
stranger feels like a sucker punch of
emotions.

10. Do you regret it?
Nope. Not once in her 20 years of
existence have I regretted bringing her
into this world. She’s not a decision
I’ve made. She is my daughter, and I
love her just as much now as I did the
day she was born.

source: http://rukielnino.com/2015/09/10/10-things-not-to-say-to-a-teen-mom/

#proudly igbo#

Lagos can be a very mercurial place, and one
has to be very careful with what he or she
says or does, because you cannot always be
sure of the outcome of your actions and
reactions.

In Lagos, you will be shocked as to how very
little can turn into so much, even certain
jokes have led to the most tragic ends.
Words they say can be very powerful and in
most cases mean more than what was
intended to be said, that is very true with
respect to Lagos, so one must watch his or
her words as they converse and interact on
Eko’s busy streets.
Here are five words that cannot be used just
anyway in Lagos, infact, the words should be
avoided as much as possible, because the
mention of these words can eventually lead to
some big trouble.

1. OLE!
No its not a name, or a title for an album,
neither is it a shout of approval, triumph or
encouragement; it is actually a derogatory
Yoruba term which means “Thief”. So when
you go screaming Ole! Ole! then you can be
sure that you’ll cause a lot of panic.
Jungle justice is still practiced in Lagos,
though the government is taking severe
measures to curb the menace.
So don’t be surprised if at your chant, some
people are sent scampering away seeking
safe harbor, while some others dauntlessly
race towards you in a bid to apprehend your
supposed assailant. You might want to quickly
flee from the scene, as jungle justice is not a
strange practice, even in Nigeria’s most
civilised city.

2. Igbo
It sounds slightly different, but is spelt like
the name of an ethnic group in the
southeastern part of Nigeria, but don’t be
fooled, ‘igbo’ means ‘marijuana’. You must be
very careful with the usage of this word, else
you might serve time in jail.
The use of Indian hemp or Igbo as it is
christened is illegal in Lagos, and the police,
NAFDAC and other agencies would be ready
to take you in for questioning, once the word
falls off your lips.

3. Ashewo
This word really gets on the nerves of ladies,
some girls would kill when this term is
directed to them. This is because, ‘Ashewo’
means ‘prostitute’. As slighting as this word
is, many Lagiosian mostly people of the mass
class, still use ‘Ashewo’ anyhow they wish;
and you will be shocked as to the magnitude
of rifts and chaos this simple word can bring.
Prostitutes in Lagos are nicknamed ‘Ashewo’

4. Police
Popularly called olopa or askari in Lagos, the
term police comes with various notions and
thoughts. For many though, it stirs trouble,
and that is not necessarily because you are a
law offender.
Nigerian police officers
Known for certain vices, the police in Lagos
has a reputation that needs to be put in the
right perspective. With bribery topping the list
of vices, the word police in Eko, has become
synonymous with the corrupt practice. Such
that the mention of police becomes obnoxious
to many Lagosians.

5. Agbero
Agbero refers to the hooligans and touts that
fill the bus parks and bus-stops in Lagos.
Though their exploits are often over blown,
still the word agbero should cause one to
rethink.
Very erratic in nature, the Lagos touts have a
peculiar way of operating. From plaguing bus
drivers and conductors to snatching bags and
stealing jewelries, the word ‘agbero’ definitely
doesn’t mean well, little wonder people feel
very uncomfortable when the term is
mentioned.
In Lagos, the words highlighted above can
really cause a scene and if not handled
appropriately may escalate in serious fracas.
Are there some other words or terms used in
Lagos, that are capable of stirring rifts? Do
let us know by leaving your comments in the
section availed.
I dare say it is very essential that regardless
of the fact that you are a resident or visitor in
Lagos, you need to mind your language in
your daily interactions. For visitors, endeavour
to get the true meaning of terms you are
learning before that word puts you in grave
danger.

source: https://www.naij.com/544459-taboo-top-5-words-may-get-trouble-lagos-photos.html

Cc: lalasticlala

IamLEGEND1

yes

Whizzcute:
lol, like how old was the relatnshp?

4yrs n some months

ntin in particular, jus dat the relationship was becoming boring.

watt

chai i pity guys that listen to this charles, you can apply some bt not all, cux applying all makes you weird and unattractive

There is this guy whose asking me out, i like him no doubt but his English is bad...like real bad(he is very handsome tho) and he likes to talk and show himself especially in front of my friends. I don't know what to do to save him the embarrassment cux each time he leaves my friends laugh at him.

There is this guy whose asking me out, i like him no doubt but his English is bad...like real bad(he is very handsome tho) and he likes to talk and show himself especially in front of my friends. I don't know what to do to save him the embarrassment cux each time he leaves my friends laugh at him.

it hapns

wow

rily

Ladies in relationships should take note of these five things they do, which consequently ensure their boyfriend never propose to them.
1. Being A Flirt: If your boy friend knows that you flirt too much with guys around, chances are that he will have the impression that you are a ‘runs babe’ and not a good marriage- material. A guy wants a decent lady as his future wife. No-one loves to marry a lady of easy virtue.
2. Pre-Marital Sex: During dating or courtship, most lovers engage in pre-marital sex no matter how much they pretend not to be interested in doing so. If this is the case, the guy knows that his babe is very much likely to be cheating for added satisfaction outside their matrimonial home in future. To forestall this awkward situation, he may decide to find excuses from proposing marriage to her.
3. Over Demanding: Most Nigerian ladies these days (sorry to say) are un-appreciative of anything done for them by their lover. Their primary desire is to milk their boy friend dry by asking for every little thing and become offended if not provided. Ladies should be careful to curtail unnecessary demands from their boy friends and those who are not reasonable and economical in their demands stand the risk of not being asked for their hands in marriage.
4. Laziness: In this modern age, most girls are, by nature, lazy and hedonistic. Girls in this category are mostly fun-seekers and party-goers. Another weakness of this class of ladies is that they love watching the latest movies. Instead of cooking good meals for their boy friends at home, they are always encouraging their lovers to patronise expensive eateries. Reasonable guys are discrete enough to sideline such ladies by not proposing marriage to them.
5. Too Proud: Some ladies are the snobbish and cantankerous. They feel too big. Some ladies are too enmeshed in pride that they would never have anything to do with their in- laws. Only one out of one hundred guys would wish to have these type of ladies as their future wives, despite her beauty.

Ndeewonu:
@OP, I love you for this! God bless you abundantly.
However, a virgin has no need for Porn! It is a bad way to remain a virgin!

yeah... true, tnks anyways

tosyne2much:
Na dis kind thread dem dey see me

OP, I throway salute oooo

Nice write-up

Thanks toyin

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FFFF00]Ebubey...are you a virgin?[/color]

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