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For those guys that go to a girls wall to thank
her for accepting your request pls stop
doing that... I dey shame for una. For the love
of jollof rice pls stop it and the worst
part is you don't even say it correctly, you'll
visit a girls wall and you'll see posts like:
"Thanks for the acceptment"
"Thanks for the acceptation"
"Thank you for acceptizing my request"
"Thanks for being acceptize" chisos
I even saw one recently it was:
"Thanks for accepting my request may God
bless you and your family, anything u
seek u shall find..any weapon fashioned
against u shall not prosper..every evil
obstacle shall not be diverted in Jesus name,
Amen"..
Just for request, pls stop it...

use-less man
btw...
For those guys that go to a girls wall to thank her for accepting your request pls stop
doing that... I dey shame for una. For the love of jollof rice pls stop it and the worst
part is you don't even say it correctly, you'll visit a girls wall and you'll see posts like:
"Thanks for the acceptment"
"Thanks for the acceptation"
"Thank you for acceptizing my request"
"Thanks for being acceptize" chisos
I even saw one recently it was:
"Thanks for accepting my request may God bless you and your family, anything u
seek u shall find..any weapon fashioned against u shall not prosper..every evil
obstacle shall not be diverted in Jesus name, Amen"..
Just for request, pls stop it..

wetin concern me

its not a miss neither is it a hit...shes jus there

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seangy4konji:
A lot of attitude problems and insecurity especially when they are short.

lol funny u

lol

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TheFatOne:
I'm currently 30kg overweight and still adding. I just can't seem to resist food I know I'm going down a very unhealthy path but I can't help eating. Please has anyone been in this situation before and lost weight.

Please how can I overcome the temptation of overeating and lose the excess weight. I don't wanna suffer diabetes or hypertension neither do I wanna die of a heart attack. I'm only 22 years old.

. I already know of the calories consumed and calories burnt thing but I still end up over eating after attempting to count calories. Is there any product that has helped anyone here to lose weight quickly .?



Lalasticlala help me.

go here==> http://fatlossnaija.com/31daysultimate-2/

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1acre:
This is really sad,May God give his family the fortitude to bear the loss.

amen

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP Candidate in the April 11 Gubernatorial election in Plateau State, Senator Gyang Nyam Shom Pwajok is dead.

Senator Pwajok who represented the PlateauNorth Senatorial zone in the 7th Assembly and was succeeded by the incumbent, Senator
Jonah Jang contested the last gubernatorial
election but lost to the incumbent Governor,
Simon Lalong of the All Progressives Congress,
APC.

GNS, as the late Senator was fondly called was
said to have died on Wednesday night in an
Indian hospital at the age of 48 after a
protracted liver disease.
He took ill sometime in May this year, was not
really seen in the public shortly after the general
lelections and was not able to join his
colleagues in the valedictory session of the 7th
Assembly.

Though there is no official report about his
demise but friends of his family have confirmed
the incident adding that arrangements are on
to return his remains to the country.
However, condolences are being expressed on
social media and citizens of the State are discussing the situation in hush tones.

Cc: lalasticlala

again o, which kin topic b dis again moderators

mods put something better on front page na

Jbond:
Madness for both of una abi? Lol.

ok

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mods frontpage please
Fulaman198
odumchi
bigfrancis21

Jbond:
He is obviously thanking you for the gbegbesogbe you guys had the last time you met, what's there you don't comprehend?

lol dats serious o, naso madness dy start

Highcuerayte:
I like your nose,eyes and lips. Nothing can happen really since you are closely far away

tanks #blushing#

funlord:


Thanks for the sex! Remain blessed baby!

lols u wish...

Chanchit:
One thing I also notice from the west here is that Josites no dey fall hand in Lagos, they are quick to follow the flow.

ya very true

vizkiz:
so I need signs to realise I was giving birth in a particular place
What happened to birth certificate?

lol... u can also identify a josite with this signs

Beesluv:
11. You look like tomato jos

tanks dear

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This is not romantic [/color]

lol i know, sori abt dat

Here are 10 signs that prove
you are proudly born and
raised in Jos, Nigeria.
The city of Jos, Nigeria, though small
and often forgotten, is one of the most
diversely populated cities in the country.
The residents of Jos range from the
indigenous tribes of Plateau State in
north central Nigeria to tribes from
many eastern, western and southern
states in Nigeria. Regardless of this
great diversity in the cultural heritage of
the residents, there are certain
characteristics that one will find
common in anyone who was born and
raised in Jos. Listed below are ten
signs that will prove accurate in
identifying a person who is from Jos.

1. People get confused during
a fast-paced conversation in
English with you because most
of what you are saying starts
with "Kai..." and ends with
"Toh...
You are set by default to begin and end
your statements with “Kai..” and
“Toh…” respectively. And it has never
occurred to you that these two words
are not even English words. Clearly this
is a normal way of speaking for you.

2. Even though you do not
understand or speak Hausa
language, you know that “An
fara!” (translated in English to
mean “It has begun!”) means
you need to start running in
whatever direction everyone
else is running.
By instinct, as soon as you hear, “An
fara! An fara!,” you run away. You do
not need to know why you are running.
You just run.

3. You roll your eyes in
frustration every time
people from the western,
southern and eastern parts of
Nigeria refer to the indigenes
of Plateau State as "Hausa
people."
First, you laugh. And then you start a
lecture on The Various Indigenous
Tribes Existing Within Plateau State.

4. Market and terminus are
synonymous to you.
You understand that when someone
says, “I’m going to Terminus,” they
mean they’re going to the terminus
market, aka the main market.

5. You became friends with the
soldiers near your house or
school.
You figured it was probably a good idea
to be friendly with soldiers who would
be around for a long time and were
already frustrated from living such
difficult uncertain lives.

6. Ice blocks falling as rain is
perfectly normal to you.
You can still feel the blocks of ices
hitting against your head as you run for
cover. You still enjoy the look of
surprise on people’s faces when you tell
them, “We don’t have snow, but it rains
blocks of ice.”

7. During every major holiday
celebration, you wanted to go
to one of four places — Jos
Wild Life Park, Old Zoo,
Rayfield Resort and Solomon
Lar Amusement Park.
It was a cool thing to visit one or more
of these venues during holiday
celebrations including Eid celebrations,
Christmas, New Year celebrations and
Easter.

8. You still call every fast food
restaurant Mr Biggs.
Mr Biggs was once the most special
place anyone could take you.

9. NASCO biscuits played an
important part in your
childhood.
Through all the birthday parties, end of
school year class parties and other
childhood celebrations, NASCO biscuits
never failed to be present among your
goodies.

10. Despite all the negative
publicity, Jos is getting from
the media today, you still
remain a proud Josite.
You’re quick to defend the city you’ve
grown to truly love and appreciate,
especially when people judge it based
only on all of the recent chaos.


Mods please move this to the right section
Cc:
lalasticlala

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4 married couples ... not my business

vizkiz:
I like you too

rily? ... but do u like to insult grls most atimes

vizkiz:
[b]allthose mumu girls always typing "I don't reply mails" na them dey like" D" pass. One dey ontop my bed now sef. Oops, ok, scratch that

**********
Sheila used all these shiit on me then especially this evil statement baby, I am God fearing now, come on sex is not food joor
Even upon all the advices my padi gave me, I couldn't do anything oh, sheila really purnished me ehn...

The day I bought her a gotv decorder, she just gave me a peck on my lips mehn,her lips soft die! It had this chocolate flavour and I could feel the movement of her spirit on mine. I was imagining how sweet the real thing is gonna be and I said to myself "vizkiz, you are getting there gradually" geez! I was so happy! (mtchewww....ode buruku )

The day her charms startted clearing off my mumu face was when she came to my house and said I should help her copy her pictures on my laptop because she wanna fomart her memory card. I did that but forgot to delete the pictures. When I check some recent pictures, chai...you need to see what I saw!

Sheila was taking a selfie with an huge diick in her mouth. I couldn't stop crying that night, not because I have been scammed, but because of the size of the diick. It looks like 3 times my own

I decided to take a bold step and be a man! I said to myself, this is it! No more scamming!!! you really need to see what I did to sheila when next she came over.

Wanna know? Watch out for episode 3 next week on Me and sheila [/b]

i like u