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OP if you must go on with relocating to join her, swear with your mama life you’ll never hit her, secretly put CCTV ( very tiny) cameras all around your house just in case when she starts lying against you in court that you beat her, become more humble, cook more as the husband, and reduce your air of authority.



these are the only ways you can co-exist as a man in the abroad, if you know you can’t do any of these, stay back in nigeria

OP if you must go on with relocating to join her, swear with your mama life you’ll never hit her, secretly put CCTV ( very tiny) cameras all around your house just in case when she starts lying against you in court that you beat her, become more humble, cook more as the husband, and reduce your air of authority.



these are the only ways you can co-exist as a man in the abroad, if you know you can’t do any of these, stay back in nigeria.

i rather stay in nigeria and be average rich and have my authority as a man than abroad and be more financially comfortable with a “strong-head wife” who will be more empowered to give me more trouble.

omo kukuma dey for nigeria where u get better authority to stamp ur feet as a man.

abroad no send you and at a yielding point, ur wife go take advantage of that society cos seeing it as she is, she get strong head and “i can do it on my own head”.


stubbornness dey her blood

i’ve dated her type

Peterrio:
One kobo dem no dey hold for pocket

They'll even tell u they want to plan with you, that you guys can build together

Na lie yooo! Na still ur money dem wan use take plan, their one naira no dey am

NA still u go work give them money to take start business oh, all the "building together" na FULLY on your neck

you sabi them i am glad no man has come here to disagree with the OP

Vnn2868:
FON IS A DREAM SHARED BY ALL.

thank you my brother

they no dey even get up to 20k for account yet be looking down on someone whose home electronics worth at least 2million naira.

Just because they’ve gone to a club where a yahoo boy with 3million benz fûcked them on the stage.

God bless my leader. Ogbonna Nwifuru (Governor Ebonyi (APC), 2023)

Ebonyi belongs to APC

carry go joor

haters will keep on praying you fail till you become senator of the federal republic cum 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
He is a PhD Biologist yet destroyed all the protective forests and natural fauna of Ogbia (that could check the uncontrolled population of herbivores and illegal fellers of trees) to give his waterlogged Otuoke village bridges, roads, FMCs etc while they remain below sea level.
They traded off their natural asset for infrastructures that are underutilized. Same thing is happening in Abua Odual.

If he knows what is good for him and Bayelsa, they better bring back the forests side a side the infrastructures they cleared the forests for. Failure to do so , all the infrastructures and his village will be washed away.
check my signature for free stuffs!

you write well

Amotolongbo:
If your children are leaving home to watch TV in the neighbourhood, the best way to put an end to that is to buy a TV.

where have you been?

started ever since new naira currencies were announced


those hoarding the naira started buying the dollars to ensure stability

ikorodureporta:
Na mynd go handle yr case

talk true how u go call off strike of 8months only two weeks ago, e never even reach 1 month, u wan collect salary?

normally no be after one month work u go collect salary?

ikorodureporta:
We need to ask our govt...

shut up. when did you call off strike? greedy fat phool. stay up to the 8months u used for strike and see if you won’t get pay

strike suspension wey never reach 2weeks u dey run mouth lyk tap

bast@rds

JJuanMiguel:
Wholesalers and retailers who are northerners rarely exploit people in the north, that's why things are cheaper there. Foodstuff, building materials, textiles materials, medicines etc.
One kg of chicken is between 1700-1900 for example.

So him saying gas is cheaper in the north because it's only politicians and elites that make use of it is ignorance.

Even during fuel scarcity, owners of filling stations in the south, east and west are always quick to start selling at exorbitant prices while the ones in the north still maintain fair price.

which states in the north are these

JJuanMiguel:
Your ignorance about the north is top notch.
There are even locally fabricated gas cylinders in the north to allow people get access to using gas cookers.

Take it from someone who has seen life from both sides. The only difference is that an average northerner is contented with the little profit he/she can make unlike you people that are eager to cheat and outdo one another.
Here people just want to eat, practice their religion and live simple life.
But you all must rush and use the latest things even when it's not necessary.

The average price of a bag of sachet water in the north is still between 120-150 as at today. How much is it in your area?

N200 per bag of pure water; Ebonyi state
N200 per bag of pure water; Akwa Ibom

MARYIAN:
Delta State
Ughelli South

sorry dear

BeardedMeat:
Is this how to install the push and start candidate as president?

This is very foolish.

smh

good advice

BDC will be exploited by the Naira hoarders.

CBN should place a regulation on BDCs

go do farming bro

this is old news na

early last year

edoncast:
Imagine the effontery .Threatening us with a brand new darkness when we already have the darkness raised to power 3


Last month ,I had an issue with my wife how she spent 5000 in just two days just to cook soup for 3 of us .This was because I was broke though .


Last week,I passed through agege.So,I decided to get some stuff for soup since I could buy everything on a spot .Imagine,I spent 5000 and the soup could not even last for three days .


One small fish 1300
Tomatoes 500
Ata Rodo 500
Palm oil 500
Onions 100
Grinding 150
Ewedu 100
Rice 500
Beans 500
Garri 500.



It will not be well with Buhari and his cohorts

mumu
you dey use rice beans garri and tomato prepare soup ?

PlayMaker14:
Excuse me.... What is wicked in trying to get some rest after some vigorous thrusting exercise? So what you want after sex is for the men to cuddle you all through the night and be on a lookout for any mosquito that wants to land on your skin?

Why una too dey complain? Na only furck you come life come furck?

I only pity some dumb guys who automatically becomes vigilante for an insatiable lady after sex.

honestly some women’s emotional needs is just too much and insatiable next thing they start cheating

nobody is God to determine when one may likely give up breathe. But giving his current form, and the enormous burden of leadership, in 2027 he may be in a very bad state of mental alert, shettima his deputy may likely scheme his way and if someone like umahi plots hard enough, can deputise shettima who can rule one term and handover to SE umahi.

iLoveYouToo:
Man! Your story isn’t different from mine, the 4 years I spent there were my worst, ever. At some point my room had 30 inhabitants.

I started out at Okija but finished at Elele. I saw hell, I was ill almost every time.

One of the FEW fun memories I have is my gf giving me head on one of those pilgrimage weekends.

Haha pilgrimage time were fun. So many visitors, so it was easy for students to disguise in the crowd and commit all sexual atrocities

Which year did you graduate ? I really want to visit Elele again. It is a closed campus but surprisingly i had more inter-sexual friendship and relationship than i had when i transferred to federal university.

I think because it was a closed campus, hormones were blasting so students had to “do it all”, inside that closed campus.

I didn’t add that many female students paid security men and Hall Rep to jump fences and go do clubbing together with runs in Owerri and PH

Omo i enjoyed Madonna more than Uyo But i was thinking i would enjoy federal university more

MARYIAN:
I knew it would come to this
This is really sad, snakes are killed on hourly bases in my area
May God help us all.

where is ur area? which state

MeaslesMumpsRub:
Game on!
Survival of the Fittest.
I think cats are better hunters of snakes than Dogs .

all cats(home cat, tigers, lion, leopards, jaguars), are better hunters than dogs (home dogs, wolves).

iLoveYouToo:
Omor, dunno what they’re called these days, I was at Okija, Pentagon a.k.a. Our Saviors Hostel. It wasn’t fun man. It used to take me about 30 minutes to decide to have a bath, I couldn’t imagine other guys people seeing me naked. So I’ll just stand there with my bucket thinking hard

oh you were at okija campus. I was at elele. Hell of an experience. Very dilapidated hostel rooms, hostel toilets and hostel bathrooms.

The kind of infection I had ehnn, i was purging and vomiting at the same time.

In the hostel rooms, we co-habitted with massive rats. Plus the hostels pipes were poorly constructed; consistently leaking.

In fact, madonna is a mess. In my time there used to be plenty students, last i heard, elele is almost dry now.

Every student literally pays half a million to collect transcripts and transfer form to go to another university.

iLoveYouToo:
Why my story come dey interest you nau



Anyways, it was my first ‘hostel life’ experience, I didn’t attend a boarding school in high school. It was my first time away from my parents eyes.

miami hostel or LA

Ooe33:
Dangote like monopoly, and be like investing in all aspects of a value chain. Those ships will have issues loading cos dangote shipping company will soon after come to be.

yeah dangote will soon go into shipping. and monopolise the export of his refined fuel to other countries

Cantonese:
Order irrespective, priests by their calling are not supposed to keep wealth. Mother Teresa had access to so much wealth, but none was attached to her name. She left the world a materially poor woman, but her name in the sands of time.

Nigerian priests, just like many around the world want to help their families and friends when the opportunity arises. I don't see any wrong in that. But they are duty bound to follow the rules of their calling.

the reason Nigerian priests go into wealth acquisition is to help their family. And family can be largeee, cause my sister’s daughter is my family and were she to have a husband, is still my family. Some priests are not happy knowing their family have money-solvable problems.

More so, some of these priests have entrepreneurial spirit and won’t have peace if they’re not in the trade of acquiring money.