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PhonesRe: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by Ebukabauer(m): 12:16pm On Nov 14, 2012
Gaggi: This is the girl's pic used by punch. Are they the same? MTN went to hire somebody from God-knows-where and claims she won 64 million. Silly liars.
Ebube = igbo, Essien = Efik, Garrick = English. Which level MTN?

https://punch.iwayafricanigeri.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Essien-Garricks1.jpg
abeg help me ask them o huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Got Flogged?? by Ebukabauer(m): 5:43pm On Nov 12, 2012
flanrey: I think the last time I got flogged was in SS2, a member of my crew got caught handling a girl's bum and b00bs behind the hall during school hours...He was seriously flogged and asked to reveal his partners in crime or he would get an indefinite suspension. The guy immediately gave us away. An emergency assembly was called during break time and we were all arrainged in front of the whole sch and asked to hold a pole before we were 'issued' 45 strokes each after which the principal warned that any girl that comes 10m near us will have herself to blame.
shocked...AMAKA!!!! 45 strokes!!! shocked
RomanceRe: Why Most Guys Avoid Marriage by Ebukabauer(m): 2:52pm On Nov 08, 2012
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Ndoz: 1st to comment
dancin kukere gringringringringringrin
Ndoz: 1st to comment
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Ndoz: 1st to comment
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diz guy sef!
PhonesRe: NCC To Curtail Number Of Promos On GSM Networks – Minister. by Ebukabauer(m): 11:45am On Nov 05, 2012
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slap1: NCC should wait, abeg. I want to win MTN's aeroplane.
mehn i dy tel u, na only for naija u go use 200 win aeroplane! grin
slap1: NCC should wait, abeg. I want to win MTN's aeroplane.
mehn i dy tel u, na only for naija u go use 200 win aeroplane!
FoodRe: Which Do You Prefer: Meat Or Fish ? by Ebukabauer(m): 10:22am On Nov 05, 2012
*Kails*:
Youll be surprised.....you may have tried all of the above and never knew it lolz. You probably licked your fingers and asked for seconds grin

Some ppl wicked sha. Tell you say na chicken wings when its really frog legs Lmao.
grin
*Kails*:
Youll be surprised.....you may have tried all of the above and never knew it lolz. You probably licked your fingers and asked for seconds grin

Some ppl wicked sha. Tell you say na chicken wings when its really frog legs Lmao.
Christianity EtcWhy Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Ebukabauer(op): 11:12am On Nov 04, 2012
Seriously, This is the Question i have been asking myself "Why do People Sleep in Church/Mosque but theirEyes wide Open in Club??"
Whats your say about this??
[Awaiting a whole lot of Funny Answers]
EntertainmentRe: Brazilian Student Sells Her Virginity For £500,000 by Ebukabauer(m): 11:03am On Oct 25, 2012
val_dubem: I think I should sell this my joystick oo shocked. Any one with £10million pounds can come have it. (Ladies, ritualists inclusive)
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CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Bags Honorary Doctorate Degree, Becomes Dr Oge Okoye (pictures) by Ebukabauer(m): 4:38pm On Oct 20, 2012
Lookin @ dis post, i ran 2 market and discovered dat d price of garri remains SAME!
PoliticsRe: Importance Of The Word "Less" In Nigeria by Ebukabauer(m): 6:41pm On Sep 25, 2012
taharqa: Stupid thread; sillier poster...mtscheeee
and na who ask u 2 coment...mtcheew...senseLESS
CelebritiesRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Dislike Wizkid? Candid Opinion Needed!!! by Ebukabauer(m): 12:05am On Sep 22, 2012
Drock4christ: Hi Nairalanders,
Help me check this out, i was having a conversation with a friend about wizkid's recent tour in the UK about his progress and everything, he told me that i should leave wizkid that he is a small boy and he hates wizkid.

During His UK tour, he visited Tim Westwood where he did a freestyle to a beat thrown at him, when the video got to YouTube , guys started abusing Him, which led to YouTube blocking comments on the video.

The other day Pure water sachet was thrown at him at Uniport. when he came in his range rover sport.......WHY ALL THE HATREDhuhhuh

What has weezy donehuhhuh Pls have your say

Wizkid's freestyle on Tim Westwood video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKs56kyXuBg
i was d originator of this story..this guy just went n copied everything unedited n pasted it here..y u no put link or owners id...
CelebritiesRe: Why Do 80% Of 9ja Guyz Dislike Wizkid? by Ebukabauer(op): 11:57pm On Sep 21, 2012
joeydozzy: your statistician should be sent to yaba left angry angry angry
saw d dots..we are all human..ok
CelebritiesWhy Do 80% Of 9ja Guyz Dislike Wizkid? by Ebukabauer(op): 4:18pm On Sep 20, 2012
I was discussing with a friend some time ago about the wizkid uk tour and everything that happen there he told me that i should leave wizkid that he is a small boy and that he dislikes him alot.many of my male friends i do talk to about wizkid, i do get the same reply of them no liking him.During the uk tour he was invited to tim westwood where he did a freestyle,this freetystle was highly criticised on youtube by wizkid haters again, this made youtube to bam more coments on the video.Again when wizkid went to university of port harcourt with his range rover sport,he was thrown pure water sachet by the same 9ja guys there this made him to find his way..ok just some days pasted the wizkid_tiwa sawage pepsi advert was posted on NL here still people were still saying 'tiwa did it well wizkid spoiled the whole thing' this made me to go search for the video online, after watching it i found out that the video was kul, and wizkid did very well...why im be say anything wey weezy do nigga go complain, wetin the guy do una, what exactly has he donehuh?....please drop your replies
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of AY And Wife Mabel In New York by Ebukabauer(m): 7:32pm On Sep 14, 2012
The LokI: the woman fine o shocked
u no lie o!, but mehn see ur eyes! Na where im dy go?
Foreign AffairsRe: World Bank President Shuns Nigeria In His Visit To Africa by Ebukabauer(m): 12:32pm On Sep 01, 2012
PapaBrowne: Wait. Whats his name again?? I thought Jim Yong and Kim is the name of the president of North Korea who died last year. Like, really who cares!!

Please help me tell him that Rick Ross was in Nigeria last week and we prefer hip hop to the world bank!! Hip hop makes us dance and the world bank brings us debt!

We rather dance than wallow in debt. He should watch the new coca cola advert and take a cue!!
cool
ur head dey there!!!

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