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Hi Guys,
A guy needs your Advice about his Girlfriend,
Kindly Advice him.. I don’t even understand the
guy self.
See what he sent to me:-
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is
using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using
Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because
I love her so much.
I send 400 naira card to her every day but she
doesn’t call me. She only flashes me. Whenever
we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices
and fried rice while I drink only pure water and
eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her. When
we were together, she called another guy and told
the guy that she loves him and will marry him.
When I asked her who she was calling, she said
that she was only joking. She has never ever
visited my house and she doesn’t allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she
would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge
card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or should I buy
another Blackberry phone (N100,000) for her and
iPhone6 (N458, 000) for her too?
I know that she loves me very much, but she’s
just pretending as if she doesn’t.
Drop your Comments Guys!!

1. A chatter box: Guys hate such girlfriends who spill up everything little thing with anybody they desire to. There are certain things which are only to be kept between the partners and it should not fall into someone else’s ear, no matter how close he or she is. Most guys would hate to know that something very personal is now a topic of discussion among others. He would come up shouting at you to ask that from where that outsider came to know something very personal? Things can get worsened in such situations.

2. Interfering in all matters: Now that cannot be tolerated at all. There is some space assigned for every relationship. Some things should be handled alone and it really can make someone annoyed if anybody interferes. Most men would never like to have a girlfriend who has to say something on every issue that he is indulged into. They expect you to judge the situation and then poke nose into it. If you break the rules then get ready for scolding.

3. Disturbing: Most guys would expect their girlfriends to understand the importance of the work they are doing. They would even alert them beforehand, but if they still disturb then it can make him very angry. If a guy is really busy in completing his assignment and his girlfriend insists to get romantic then it is really going to annoy him. He expects her to be a little cooperative so that he may dedicate and concentrate completely to his work. Girlfriend should understand also the work pressure they are given with.

4. Flirting with others: This can prove to be very dangerous. A girl must remember that she is committed to her boyfriend and ought not to flirt with some other guy. If her boyfriend comes to know about such type of activities then he would simply get very angry and might do something which might hurt later. Boys generally become possessive in such situation. If they catch you flirting with others then get ready to see the anger in his eyes.

5. Disrespecting his passion: When girls make fun of the passions that their boyfriends hold then it surely makes them very angry and they try to make distance from them. Like for example if he has an interest in biking or photography but is unable to make a mark, so it would not at all be appropriate to make fun of him. Instead he would expect her to support him in what he wants to pursue in future.

6. Overpossesive: They would prefer space in relationship. It would not be liked by him at all if his girlfriend prohibits from socializing. It is his life and you can’t stop him from talking to someone else. Also, it would make him furious about the fact that you are suspecting too much. It is not always necessary that the girl with whom he is spending time, is his new girlfriend. Do try to investigate the matter and find out the actual thing before passing judgment.

7. Transforming the original: Everybody has got a different and unique style that distinguishes one from the others. Do not try to forcibly change the man that he actually is. Always remember not the change the person whose qualities you had once admired. Be logical and believe in originality.

8. To be careless: They might get very angry if you become careless and do things with least interest. The work they expect you to do might be very important so before committing to do something make sure that you would seriously pay attention to it. Being careless also applies to the way you take care of yourself. Like they might get angry and scold you for not visiting the doctor, or any other such instance.

9. Not giving time: He could really get mad at you if you don’t turn up on the fixed time or you delay too much. If you get delayed then do speak the truth as to why you got delayed. Telling a lie is a strict no. Moreover, try to be available at times when he actually needs you. Do support him when he is low. They expect your presence the most, so not coming forward would not only make him angry but can also make him feel heartbroken.

10. Doing the same mistake: If he had explained you that he don’t like certain things but you still do them, then it is surely going to make him angry to the maximum. In order to have a healthy relationship you need to take care of his likes and dislikes. So, all the girls should keep in mind the above things in order to keep their boyfriends always happy. Have you seen a guy getting angry at his girlfriend for any of the above reasons? Do tell

Michellla:
@op you are busy watching other people's lifes. you need help.

lol

*if you are a girl and you have been wearing an engagement ring on your finger for 5years
u need help

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*you get blackberry, iphone, range rover but you use one shaving stick over 10 times
u need jesus........in your life
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*you are a 49yrs old woman and u are still praying to God for a husband
u need help ......
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*you no get money you dey go protest for biafrans
mehn u need help

*feel free to add yours


cc:lalasticlala

as the guy don die wetin him gain na

stfu if u have nothing to say

jonaifame22:
Ahn ahn! Guy shey ur dicck na razor blade?

lmao i tire oh

Joel3:
nice try. but try again. rocking my 3Gb bis

does it work on android phones

boboLIL:
End time jokes

lmao

let me comment like a 9ja boy "End time things"

Ginaz:
number 3 so true, I do it a lot.

madam even you too chaiii End time things lol

1)If your girlfriend won't accept a BIBLE as
Xmas gift pls dump her, it's Jesus' birthday
not hers.
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2) #NaijaBloggers be like "Rihanna hasn't had
her bath for 3 days. Click here to smell
armpit.
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3) Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u
have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow
ur GF to come and break my head
oooooooh.
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4) #FACEBOOK *A Girl's status* "BORED"
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5) If a guy walks into a pharmacy with a
humble/sorry face & greets everyone, even
his junior. just know he wants to buy
condom.
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6) Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet
they don't respond To Greetings From
Bricklayers
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7) If ur BF ignores ur Pings, Messages &
Calls, just put him on ur DP & write 'RIP
boo. Walahi, He will respond immediately.
Trust me.
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When a gurl suddenly starts keeping quiet,
bros, clear road..... she wan mess ☹

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9) its only in 9ja movie a ghost
fall down while chasing someone?
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add yours
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If your Mum say of the below list points, then
don’t panic, She is truly a Nigerian
See the List:-
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader
2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she
replies “Sorry for yourself”
3. When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now.”
4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel
9. If when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. When your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water
11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’,
you will hear ‘ween’.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home
14. When you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother,
so you cannot or will not kill me’
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse…
17. When you ask her to help you with your
home work and she advised: go and meet your
brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it
and she replies: (it is your father’s family
members that are dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve
been eating at home nko?”
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows.
20. Feel free to add yours

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1.Timi Kay
The 22 year old is an upcoming PH City
rapper who has been
making lowkey waves around the Port
Harcourt
underground scene. You might remember
him recently as
the person who featured two of the #Aluu4
victims Tipsy
(Lloyd) and Big L (Ugbonna) on the infamous
single; Heart of the City. Also, a student of
Uniport, this rapper also appears on Leriq's
groundbreaking album and is one of Uniport
biggest imports in the making.
.
2.Forbz Zhilah
This handsome Mechanical Engineering
student who is currently under the
management of Creptunes Recording is a well
recognized face in the University of Port
Harcourt's music scenes as he has
performed alongside notable names like Ice
Prince. He has also had collaborations with
top music acts like SolidStar and he most
recently appeared in the Uniport Cypher as
well as dropped a latest video for his smash
single "If I Hear". He is definitely one to
watch out for.
.
3. Onosz
This Uniport student is undoubtedly a
pinnacle of vocal talent and his 'singability'
has taken him close to the top as he has had
collaborations with Burnaboy(Smoke some
weed), Timi Kay, Deewone. His hit single ,
"Circulate" is still been aired in radio Stations
and on the streets of PH city. Most recently
his biggest song is "Party like Fela".
.
4. Andy Blaze
This singer has been probably Uniport's
most controversial singer as he lays claim to
the "boomba" trademark which many believe
is Patoranking's. With a single "Adam" this
student of History and Diplomatic Studies
has already made waves worthy of mention
in Uniport and is on course for bigger things
in the Nigerian music scene in the future. He
also has a latest singing which is a cover for
"post to be" titled "Go Hard".
.
5. Elvis Grey
Elvis Grey is another budding talent from
Uniport and he is signed to AY the
comedian's record label - "Premium Music"
and he also doubles as a producer. His song
"oga at the top" and "kilishi" are still major
hits. Most recently his songs Linda Ikeji and
Killing me softly featuring Timaya have given
him more popularity amongst Nigeria
music lovers. The 28 year old is a student of
Geology.
Other notable mentions are - Benjizxy, Sam
Kay, Excess Boy, Bash, Supa Swank, Skillzxx,
Hollaboi, TimiBlaze etc
Written by PrettyHausaGirl fori
.
6. bash- he recently graduated from futo .
he has also work with artist like mr 2kay,
mkaze,forb zhilah and other popular
musician. His hit track "BADDER THAN THEM"
n "BREAK THROUGH" has been play all over
radio station
.
7.lil- A$ap- lil asap is a nigeria rapper but he
lives in SA . The 16 years old rapper,
hypeman n producer has worked with emmy
gee, casper and other nigeria like ajebutter
(omo pastor) n he also produced emmy gee
rands and naira instrumental
.
Cc: lalasticlala

Bowaley17:
Dido,Shania Twain.Taylor Swift,Enya,Celine Dion,Brandy,Night Owls e.t.c.

Gerarahia

Beetwaise:
@op, the type of songs u listen to will define ur personality and class. Those songs u listed above can't add value to one's life. Evidently, they are mere club songs, nothing else.

bros who u help na

Cc: lalasticlala

1. Timi Kay
The 22 year old is an upcoming PH City
rapper who has been
making lowkey waves around the Port
Harcourt
underground scene. You might remember
him recently as
the person who featured two of the #Aluu4
victims Tipsy
(Lloyd) and Big L (Ugbonna) on the infamous
single; Heart of the City. Also, a student of
Uniport, this rapper also appears on Leriq's
groundbreaking album and is one of Uniport
biggest imports in the making.
.
2.Forbz Zhilah
This handsome Mechanical Engineering
student who is currently under the
management of Creptunes Recording is a well
recognized face in the University of Port
Harcourt's music scenes as he has
performed alongside notable names like Ice
Prince. He has also had collaborations with
top music acts like SolidStar and he most
recently appeared in the Uniport Cypher as
well as dropped a latest video for his smash
single "If I Hear". He is definitely one to
watch out for.
.
3. Onosz
This Uniport student is undoubtedly a
pinnacle of vocal talent and his 'singability'
has taken him close to the top as he has had
collaborations with Burnaboy(Smoke some
weed), Timi Kay, Deewone. His hit single ,
"Circulate" is still been aired in radio Stations
and on the streets of PH city. Most recently
his biggest song is "Party like Fela".
.
4. Andy Blaze
This singer has been probably Uniport's
most controversial singer as he lays claim to
the "boomba" trademark which many believe
is Patoranking's. With a single "Adam" this
student of History and Diplomatic Studies
has already made waves worthy of mention
in Uniport and is on course for bigger things
in the Nigerian music scene in the future. He
also has a latest singing which is a cover for
"post to be" titled "Go Hard".
.
5. Elvis Grey
Elvis Grey is another budding talent from
Uniport and he is signed to AY the
comedian's record label - "Premium Music"
and he also doubles as a producer. His song
"oga at the top" and "kilishi" are still major
hits. Most recently his songs Linda Ikeji and
Killing me softly featuring Timaya have given
him more popularity amongst Nigeria
music lovers. The 28 year old is a student of
Geology.
Other notable mentions are - Benjizxy, Sam
Kay, Excess Boy, Bash, Supa Swank, Skillzxx,
Hollaboi, TimiBlaze etc
Written by PrettyHausaGirl fori
.
6. bash- he recently graduated from futo .
he has also work with artist like mr 2kay, mkaze,forb zhilah and other popular musician. His hit track "BADDER THAN THEM" n "BREAK THROUGH" has been play all over radio station
.
7.lil- A$ap- lil asap is a nigeria rapper but he lives in SA . The 16 years old rapper, hypeman n producer has worked with emmy gee, casper and other nigeria like ajebutter (omo pastor) n he also produced emmy gee rands and naira instrumental
.

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MUMU is 6G..— Comedienne Princess
(@PrincesComedian)July 11, 2013
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11 Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u have
a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow ur GF to
come and break my head oooooooh.— Bright
Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)September 14, 2013
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12 A lady wearin Brazilian hair of 300k &
complaining of headache.
Does she nid a prophet 2 tell her dat she's
carryin 2plots of land on her head?— Bright
Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)July 7, 2013
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13 Most Girls pray For Hardworking men,Yet they
don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers
sad :s— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)May 10,
2013
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14 Your boyfriend should not be your source of
income. My dear its a relationship, not a job
opportunity.— Bright Okpocha
(@BasketMouth_)February 28, 2013
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15 U Don't Need a car to Impress a Lautech Girl..
Just Wear a Starched Shirt and Hold a Car key!—
Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)February 24,
2013
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16 U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim
say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-
ray?— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)January
23, 2013
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17 U go carry cement for backyard come tweet
"Just back from the Gym" ...God is Watching
You"— Nkem Owoh (@MrOsuofia)October 4,
2013
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18 There's a reason ur boo doesn't take pictures
with you. Don't force it with picmix!— Nkem
Owoh (@MrOsuofia)September 21, 2013.

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hatux:
Andyblaze na bastard! Guy is fvcking good...

tbh he is port harcourt MI

PrettyHausaGirl:
No oh..I rep unilag

u need to download andyblaze adam tbh that g is dope

Durentt:
I no get Radio, i get Dstv and the songs sweet dats why i still dey play am

why u come dey tell me na

why u dey narrate india movie for me

quiinnBee:
lame songs.

who u don help na

Durentt:
DJ shabsy ft kiss daniel and sugarboy- Raba
Lil Kesh ft viktoh -Efejoku
Lil kesh- Gbese
Wizkid- Expensive shii
Wizkid- Caro
Wizkid- Show you the money
Wizkid- Wonder
Wizkid- Sex.y mama
Olamide- Lagos boyz
Davido- Dodo

u get radio for house
.
how u go dey play this kin old songs

Chestar5:
I dont listen to Nigerian music

as queen elizabeth na

stefanweeks:
what of Oliver de coque?
Even Osadebe
Portharcourt 1st son
Guy, u neva serious
PARK WELL

lmao

stefanweeks:
what of Oliver de coque?
Even Osadebe
Portharcourt 1st son
Guy, u neva serious
PARK WELL

lmoa

Starships4u:
Does this make Buhari know he is president not a class monitor??

lmao

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