spongeisback:
I've screenshots of your comments and am going to print it out tomorrow and file it under stupid things people say/religious section. Whenever I feel down I can go through it and praise myself for not being willfully stupid and ignorant.

Don't forget the main purpose of the post. Get baptized or be born again. Godspeed

wirinet:


If Jesus did not come into the world via sperm cells, where then did he get his Y chromosome from? Since he is a man, his DNA must contain one x chromosome and one Chromosome.

Jesus Christ is not your regular kind of human. The Bible says "He always had the nature of God, but he did not think that by force he should try to remain equal with God. Instead of this, of his own free will he gave up all he had, and took the nature of a servant.
He became like a human being and appeared in human likeness. He was humble and walked the path of obedience all the way to death— his death on the cross. For this reason God raised him to the highest place above and gave him the name that is greater than any other name. And so, in honor of the name of Jesus, all beings in heaven, on earth, and in the world below will fall on their knees, and all will openly proclaim that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father."

1Sharon:


Hallelujah my broda, Can I get an amen?

Amen

Gbenga263:

Do u know aw many baptised graduates are jobless
Is like sense is paining u

I've gone through the profile and I understand your pain. It is well

The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!!

Aaronsrod:


Wisdom indeed!

You are blessed with great insight, my brother...

All Glory to God

this still cracks me up

earthsync:
Oh my God.... Which kin.... Sperm is the DNA of the serpent ni? Oh my God

There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells

LuciferCelibate:
Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


*spits

u got it all wrong sire. this is reality, i hope you are already baptized or born again tho

Sunmolar:
So water baptism can remove the strange DNA?

Pls elaborate!

baptism in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. as we all know Jesus' main function on earth, to save us all. this is why he did not come into the world via 'sperm cells' aka satan's DNA. God knows best tho. For the Christians here, i guess we all know the effect of being baptized or being born again. In the Catholic doctrine, when you are baptized, it frees them from the original sin they were born with - and this is related to when ADAM AND EVE ate the forbidden fruit. their seeds, Cain, Abel & their brothers, had these satan's DNA and ever since then it has spread through the whole world. this is why we know the difference between good & evil..

AryEmber:
Uhm..... this one pass me oh!

yeah this is so deep. basically, you need wisdom and understanding to comprehend this

This is just a theory!

lalasticlala

Thoughts?

This is just a theory tho

Lalasticlala

DonFreshmoney:
Billionaire in the UK driving himself without convoy.

Woow, this can't happen in Nigeria. Even our Naira multimillionaire goes with tons of securities and convoy.

Will you keep quiet

front page!

Satan has really suffered. Like if you agree

Henryneo:
Somebody got a whopping. see video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAs_GcLzLS0

Infinix Note 5 Stylus is better guys. Trust me

while you're securing the bag, and securing the Benz, I just hope you're securing your salvation in the process too

Divay22:
It's crazy

Really krazie

coolestofall:
Why go back 2 my ex when there a billion more ladies out there 2 test d waters with. If it didnt work then, chances r that it wnt work now.

Lol you won't understand o

Beat FM OAP, Osi states the reason why Nigerian youths are still single.

What's your Relationship status?

Insult or love?

echepops:
What a funny picture. Hahaha

Crazy mehn

I hope Dino has had his dinner

Senator of the year

Happy birthday to our able Senator

No one has anything to say again?

Jayslicky:
The kind of news we read on nairaland baffles me, soon we are going to see stories like Cee-c slays while deficating.

Alex fan spotted

BBNaija star Cee C wows in new photo, rocks a Suit in a bum short.

Lalasticlala

anneboleyn:
I happen to stand at 5ft 11 inches, just an inch shy of 6feet

Great. All the best finding Mr Right

Neminc:
I am Buhari's age mate. Get the picture?

Buhari or Jubril? Let's be sure so I get the real picture