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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 6:22am On Jan 26, 2019
spongeisback:
I've screenshots of your comments and am going to print it out tomorrow and file it under stupid things people say/religious section. Whenever I feel down I can go through it and praise myself for not being willfully stupid and ignorant.

Don't forget the main purpose of the post. Get baptized or be born again. Godspeed
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:50am On Jan 26, 2019
wirinet:


If Jesus did not come into the world via sperm cells, where then did he get his Y chromosome from? Since he is a man, his DNA must contain one x chromosome and one Chromosome.

Jesus Christ is not your regular kind of human. The Bible says "He always had the nature of God, but he did not think that by force he should try to remain equal with God. Instead of this, of his own free will he gave up all he had, and took the nature of a servant.
He became like a human being and appeared in human likeness. He was humble and walked the path of obedience all the way to death— his death on the cross. For this reason God raised him to the highest place above and gave him the name that is greater than any other name. And so, in honor of the name of Jesus, all beings in heaven, on earth, and in the world below will fall on their knees, and all will openly proclaim that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father."
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 12:15am On Jan 26, 2019
1Sharon:


Hallelujah my broda, Can I get an amen?

Amen
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 11:53pm On Jan 25, 2019
Gbenga263:

Do u know aw many baptised graduates are jobless
Is like sense is paining u

I've gone through the profile and I understand your pain. It is well
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 10:51pm On Jan 25, 2019
The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!!
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 7:17pm On Jan 25, 2019
Aaronsrod:


Wisdom indeed!

You are blessed with great insight, my brother...

All Glory to God
Nairaland / General / Re: Hilarious Response to someone's anwser to a request for 30k by echepops(m): 5:21pm On Jan 25, 2019
this still cracks me up
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2019
earthsync:
Oh my God.... Which kin.... Sperm is the DNA of the serpent ni? Oh my God undecided

There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:58pm On Jan 25, 2019
LuciferCelibate:
Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


*spits angry

u got it all wrong sire. this is reality, i hope you are already baptized or born again tho
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2019
Sunmolar:
So water baptism can remove the strange DNA?

Pls elaborate!

baptism in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. as we all know Jesus' main function on earth, to save us all. this is why he did not come into the world via 'sperm cells' aka satan's DNA. God knows best tho. For the Christians here, i guess we all know the effect of being baptized or being born again. In the Catholic doctrine, when you are baptized, it frees them from the original sin they were born with - and this is related to when ADAM AND EVE ate the forbidden fruit. their seeds, Cain, Abel & their brothers, had these satan's DNA and ever since then it has spread through the whole world. this is why we know the difference between good & evil..
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:53pm On Jan 25, 2019
AryEmber:
Uhm..... this one pass me oh!

yeah this is so deep. basically, you need wisdom and understanding to comprehend this
Religion / Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:09pm On Jan 25, 2019
This is just a theory!

lalasticlala

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 1:11pm On Jan 25, 2019
Thoughts?
Nairaland / General / Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 11:12am On Jan 25, 2019
This is just a theory tho

Lalasticlala

Politics / Re: Billionaire Found Dead Inside His Car (graphic Photos) by echepops(m): 3:56am On Jan 23, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
Billionaire in the UK driving himself without convoy.

Woow, this can't happen in Nigeria. Even our Naira multimillionaire goes with tons of securities and convoy.

Will you keep quiet
Religion / Re: Where Are We From and What Is Our Purpose On Earth? by echepops(m): 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2019
front page!
Crime / Re: Church Usher Rapes 5-Year-Old Girl In Lagos During Service by echepops(m): 10:07am On Jan 14, 2019
Satan has really suffered. Like if you agree

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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon 11 Pro Vs Huawei Y9 2019 - Someone Should Just Go Home!!! (video) by echepops(m): 10:05am On Jan 14, 2019
Henryneo:
Somebody got a whopping. see video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAs_GcLzLS0

Infinix Note 5 Stylus is better guys. Trust me
Nairaland / General / While You're Securing The Bag, Make Sure You Secure Your Salvation As Well by echepops(m): 6:31am On Jan 14, 2019
while you're securing the bag, and securing the Benz, I just hope you're securing your salvation in the process too

Romance / Re: 'Why You Are Still Single' - Osi, Beat FM OAP by echepops(m): 8:53pm On Jan 12, 2019
Divay22:
It's crazy

Really krazie
Romance / Re: 'Why You Are Still Single' - Osi, Beat FM OAP by echepops(m): 8:00pm On Jan 12, 2019
coolestofall:
Why go back 2 my ex when there a billion more ladies out there 2 test d waters with. If it didnt work then, chances r that it wnt work now.

Lol you won't understand o

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Romance / 'Why You Are Still Single' - Osi, Beat FM OAP by echepops(m): 4:49pm On Jan 12, 2019
Beat FM OAP, Osi states the reason why Nigerian youths are still single.

What's your Relationship status?

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Nairaland / General / FIFA 19 Crew, What Do You Guys Have To Say To This? by echepops(m): 9:04pm On Jan 10, 2019
Insult or love?

Nairaland / General / Re: Hilarious Response to someone's anwser to a request for 30k by echepops(m): 7:18pm On Jan 10, 2019
echepops:
What a funny picture. Hahaha


Crazy mehn
Phones / Re: Happy belated birthday to Dino Melaye by echepops(m): 10:55am On Jan 09, 2019
I hope Dino has had his dinner
Phones / Re: Happy belated birthday to Dino Melaye by echepops(m): 6:32am On Jan 09, 2019
Senator of the year
Phones / Happy belated birthday to Dino Melaye by echepops(m): 2:26am On Jan 09, 2019
Happy birthday to our able Senator

Phones / Re: Why You Should Stop Using Tecno And Infinix Devices by echepops(m): 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2019
No one has anything to say again?
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Star Cee C Wows In New Photo, Rocks A Suit In A Bum Short by echepops(m): 7:19pm On Jan 07, 2019
Jayslicky:
The kind of news we read on nairaland baffles me, soon we are going to see stories like Cee-c slays while deficating.

Alex fan spotted
Celebrities / Bbnaija Star Cee C Wows In New Photo, Rocks A Suit In A Bum Short by echepops(m): 7:06pm On Jan 07, 2019
BBNaija star Cee C wows in new photo, rocks a Suit in a bum short.

Lalasticlala

Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by echepops(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2019
anneboleyn:
I happen to stand at 5ft 11 inches, just an inch shy of 6feet

Great. All the best finding Mr Right
Nairaland / General / Re: Without Saying Your Age Or The Year You Were Born, How Old Are You? by echepops(m): 10:11pm On Jan 06, 2019
Neminc:
I am Buhari's age mate. Get the picture?

Buhari or Jubril? Let's be sure so I get the real picture

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