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Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:09pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
This is just a theory! lalasticlala 1 Like
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Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
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Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by AryEmber(f): 3:16pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Uhm..... this one pass me oh! |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Sunmolar(m): 3:26pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
So water baptism can remove the strange DNA? Pls elaborate! 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by LuciferCelibate: 3:30pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here. Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. *spits 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:53pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
AryEmber: yeah this is so deep. basically, you need wisdom and understanding to comprehend this |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Sunmolar: baptism in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. as we all know Jesus' main function on earth, to save us all. this is why he did not come into the world via 'sperm cells' aka satan's DNA. God knows best tho. For the Christians here, i guess we all know the effect of being baptized or being born again. In the Catholic doctrine, when you are baptized, it frees them from the original sin they were born with - and this is related to when ADAM AND EVE ate the forbidden fruit. their seeds, Cain, Abel & their brothers, had these satan's DNA and ever since then it has spread through the whole world. this is why we know the difference between good & evil.. |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:58pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
LuciferCelibate: u got it all wrong sire. this is reality, i hope you are already baptized or born again tho |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by earthsync(f): 4:53pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Oh my God.... Which kin.... Sperm is the DNA of the serpent ni? Oh my God |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
earthsync: There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Aaronsrod: 5:34pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
echepops: Wisdom indeed! You are blessed with great insight, my brother... 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
LuciferCelibate: I'd prefer to call him a bipolar freak.. Like WTF! 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by spongeisback: 6:44pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
I've screenshots of your comments and am going to print it out tomorrow and file it under stupid things people say/religious section. Whenever I feel down I can go through it and praise myself for not being willfully stupid and ignorant. 13 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 7:17pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Aaronsrod: All Glory to God |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by NPComplete: 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
So many morons on Nairaland. So many morons. The sad thing about this is that this guy's acumen is so screwed up he thought he has said something smart and decided to let the whole world know he is the author of this stupidity by attaching his real name and picture to it. The argument can actually be made that human sperm is more akin to tadpoles than snake if we are to be pedantic about anatomy. Also why didn't the female ovaries become shaped like snakes too because they also ate the apple. I keep saying it, the quality of Christians on Nairaland has depreciated. The smart ones have abandoned the religion for the halfwits to defend. 10 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 10:51pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!! |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
At times when I consider the fallacy ,myth ,history ,illogical reasoning ,and unquestioning of religion it makes me laugh And imagine if Nigeria will ever be great again with the way this country is damm soaked into religion Spits @ bobowaja this is also an account of atewo400 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
echepops:Do u know aw many baptised graduates are jobless Is like sense is paining u 2 Likes
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Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 11:53pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Gbenga263: I've gone through the profile and I understand your pain. It is well |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by 1Sharon(f): 11:59pm On Jan 25, 2019 |
Aaronsrod: Hallelujah my broda, Can I get an amen? 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 12:15am On Jan 26, 2019 |
1Sharon: Amen |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by BluntBoy(m): 12:30am On Jan 26, 2019 |
echepops: This is a hypothesis, not a theory. And I tell you, my brother, that this is the most stupid hypothesis I have ever read. 9 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by BluntBoy(m): 12:33am On Jan 26, 2019 |
1Sharon: 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by wirinet(m): 12:44am On Jan 26, 2019 |
echepops: If Jesus did not come into the world via sperm cells, where then did he get his Y chromosome from? Since he is a man, his DNA must contain one x chromosome and one Chromosome. 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 3:50am On Jan 26, 2019 |
wirinet: Jesus Christ is not your regular kind of human. The Bible says "He always had the nature of God, but he did not think that by force he should try to remain equal with God. Instead of this, of his own free will he gave up all he had, and took the nature of a servant. He became like a human being and appeared in human likeness. He was humble and walked the path of obedience all the way to death— his death on the cross. For this reason God raised him to the highest place above and gave him the name that is greater than any other name. And so, in honor of the name of Jesus, all beings in heaven, on earth, and in the world below will fall on their knees, and all will openly proclaim that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father." |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 6:22am On Jan 26, 2019 |
spongeisback: Don't forget the main purpose of the post. Get baptized or be born again. Godspeed |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 8:02am On Jan 26, 2019 |
BluntBoy: Lol even it is a fact, the message is pretty clear |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 8:09am On Jan 26, 2019 |
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Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by echepops(m): 9:56am On Jan 26, 2019 |
echepops: God bless us all with more wisdom and understanding. Amen |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by BluntBoy(m): 9:59am On Jan 26, 2019 |
echepops: How come the egg cells are not shaped like serpents? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by Ihedinobi3: 10:47am On Jan 26, 2019 |
NPComplete:You say this a lot. Who are these smart ones and how do you identify them? Have you considered that perhaps they may have left because of how tiresome it is to debate antichristians over and over on the same issue, like talking to a rock? 1 Like |
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