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decepticos:
I may be wrong (especially since d art is a problem) if you have ever read the manga (one) with art done by One, just like mob psycho. Saitama fought that rat of a psychic, the elder one, he didn't even lift an arm.

I won't suffer my eyes reading what ONE is drawing.

Yuneehk:
Hi.. I don't understand the question.

It was a rhetorical question meant as a joke, but you obviously didn't get it, so no p.

kryptonian1987:
Justice league will come out ontop if they slug it out with the Avengers.
Superman > Hulk
Wonder Woman = Thor
Batman > Iron Man
Flash > Quicksilver (though he's not one)
Aqua Man > Captain America
Green Lantern < Vision
Green Arrow _> Hawkeye
< Black Widow ; D

Lol, Thor>>>>>>Wonderwoman, shock wave from his strikes destroy planets.
Ironman would incinerate batman, genos style.
Why put a human against an atlantean?
Hawkeyee>>Greenarrow

IamQuins:
Yuneehk why is Everybody saying ur old?, lemme see for myself. I'll get bck to u.

P.S: I'm a crowd person

Is that so?

decepticos:
Been reading toriko for years now, its abit awkward at d start but when you adapt you get addicted, nail punches, sonar, poison and hairs, its quite the different story telling angle. Now about saitama, (spoiler) this dude has been to d moon twice without any protective gear all he did was hold his breath. He's not human I tell you.

Twice? When was the second time?

cosmicrayboi:
make she no work nah, na her toto go hear amam

That was an option, but she choose not to do. It was a choice, but she choose another.

solidifi:
What is the big deal for this girl to work in a cinema?

Nothing really, just the fact that i doubt she's below 23, and her mates are getting married, or doing some other thing.

solidifi:
What really caught your fancy?

Nothing really, was just bored.

solidifi:
Her beauty

She's barely beautiful.

solidifi:
intelligence

Sure you read the OP?

solidifi:
or pity background?

Probably.

solidifi:
Is she the only pretty girl?

Nah.

solidifi:
Then go abroad and see beauty.

Irrelevant and inconsequential.

solidifi:
I don't see anything fascinating about this whole post.

Don't take your daughter past secondary school, then tell her she should find out how she's feed and educate herself and her children by herself.

WestAfricanGoon:


I guess this story is supposed to stand out because she's pretty or what? There are literally a million stories like this in Nigeria.

She's barely even pretty. But it's still a lovely story.

I shall not lie, i thought it was a man.

SAINTSAMURAI:
I still maintain it that nothing on earth will make me lay my hands on a woman, becaus since i was born my dad has never for ones laid his fingers on my mom. i grew up with the teachings from my parents that women are precious and should not be treated badly.

Yeah, same happened to me, i won't lie i won't beat a woman, but then at some point in time i was thinking, there are some really annoying women with really crappy attitudes and personalities, all they want is to cause trouble whenever they can, they disturb at the slightest chance. Now i'm a very patient person(it's one of my strong points) but i said, what if i can't take it anymore? Everyone is patient, just that everyone as different caps. What if this woman takes my patience to it's uttermost limits and even passes that what then? Can you answer this question?

CaroLyner:
fair enough

Aii.

#Blitz Out.

And Civil War rapes Dawn of Justice. It makes it look like it was produced and directed by a child. My God, MCU is raping DCCU really bad. Saw Civil War on the premiere date(5th of may) couldn't post, cuz it was just too awesome!

Mutuwa:
Noted.
However,the area of earning respect for being chaste is very much a glow.Yes,people pretend to love,just to take away the virginity and then discard the woman.of course no one,not even me and you can live with just one shirt till ad infinitum,it's a male trait to always look outside even if he marries Janet Jackson or Kim.it's a fact undisputed..However she would still have an innate respect from him for staying chaste till their first night.
he may not show her,but he knows she deserves that.
Nice write up sir..

Yes, you could look outside, everybody looks outside, even females look outside, the trick there is now "not wanting what you see outside, and being satisfied with what you have inside."

Also i get confused at some point, you go."However she would still have an innate respect from him for staying chaste till their first night.
he may not show her,but he knows she deserves that." IF we're talking about the guy aspect, you're still kinda generalizing it. I for one don't really care if my wife is a virgin or not, it's not a criteria for me, never has been, never will be, it's not why I'm getting married to her, it's not why i fancy her, it's not why i fell in love with her, so why should it matter in any way to me? I know guys who literally don't even wanna marry a virgin.

Point is not everyone cares if their wife is a virgin, not everyone wants to marry a virgin, not everyone cares about trivial things like that(They are trivial to me) They marry because they are in love.

I've forgotten the last point i wanna make, so..

#Blitz Out

Point is

CaroLyner:
alright..ignore the resources part..but the point is the whole "family/friends' reaction thingy you mentioned is part of it..why i said its a nigerian mentality..you'd know this if you'v visited other countries but i see your point tho

I have(i a way), but good talk though, let's agree to disagree then.

CaroLyner:
well spoken(sarcastically) like a typical nigerian dude.

Lol, don't get me wrong, i'm not all about money, but saying "resources an disappointment" doesn't really cut it. Your family would even get mad at you for not taking it, they might not openly express that feeling, but it'll be there.


But that's just my opinion.

CaroLyner:
rescheduled?think of all the resources thats gona be wasted due to that rash decision to take off ten mins to your wedding.
not to mention the disappointment your familys would be faced with.
seems to me like money is more important to you than your spouse

Resources wasted? Do you mean resources that would be bought 10 times over with the money you get from that contract? If it's those resources, then i laugh in Aztec. The doors the contract will even open for you will be magnanimous, you would make it up to your wife for rescheduling the wedding with a Ferrari or Lamborghini for 10 straight years and barely be fazed. So what exactly are you saying?


The family that you are saying will face disappointment, slap all of them each with 1 million naira and they will praise you for rescheduling the wedding, saying it'll give you more time to prepare and make the wedding better.

Mutuwa:
Of course all girls should know that,once a guy has had sex with you,the respect is no longer available,because to him that is the best you can give him,and nothing more.So to earn the respect,you must preserve yourself.A girl should be smart enough to know when a guy is serious to flow with her forever,and when a guy needs her for short time.

Your first point was nice, but this is just wrong. Don't generalize, there are guys i know who have had sex with girls and still value them like gold. Sure there is nothing more you could "physically give the guy other than good sex, but doesn't mean there isn't anything you can't give him in other aspects.

Also preserving yourself isn't really the way to "earn respect" from a man as there are a vast number of cases where the wife "preserved" herself, and still the husband couldn't care less about her, and rather focuses on other women. There are also cases where the man just marries her to take her virginity, and after that night, he couldn't give 2 shakes of a rats ass about her, so this you generalization is horrendiously wrong my good sir.

Also, it's not being "smart enough" to know when a guy is serious or not, as people can 'pretend" to be serious, it wouldn't take much from them, it's all an act that they could keep up even in the dream. That's just life. What you have to do is pray tha you'll marry someone who gets and understands you and who loves you truly, as people can pretend to love.

But that's just my opinion.

hibiscus76:
There is only one way for the guy to escape it..ABSTAIN FROM PREMARITAL SEX then she wouldn't even have any silly tricks to come up with

Or use condoms or contraceptives

Yuneehk:
Okay.. Mine got stolen too so I'll just wait till I retrieve it then holla

AIi, no problem. Just quote or send me a Pm, any would do.

shila8:
hi,i need friends who reside at either oshodi,cele or okota.if ur interested kindly drop ur pin.

I stay in okota, 08096678982-Emmanuel.....

View my last comment for more info

Yuneehk:
To you.. Not to everyone

I think you look mature, not old, but that's to me though.


On-Topic, i live in okota, recently got my phone stolen, so i'll just drop the number i hope i'll retrieve(Don't know when yet btw), if not, i'll just edit it.

08096678982-Emmanuel...Insert Surname here.

Depends on what you fancy mate. Personally i wouldn't take much offense in it, but that's me. Same way she didn't take offense in it, that's her. You took offense in it, that's you.

#Blitz out.

ivyy:
Blame it on the society everyone wants a saint for a girlfriend or a wifey

Wrong, don't generalize. I know floks who don't want a good girl as a wife.

Raalsalghul:
No matter what your opinion is, you should understand that Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is the most anticipated superhero film of 2016-more than CA:CW. The concept of CA:CW is copied from BvS. BvS is the film to see next year. And you should also know that the dark knight trilogy was good all the way-not 1 film out of 3 like you believe. Your thread is heavily biased.

Lol, i remember this post.......Civil Wars second trailer is better that the entire Dawn of Justice movie #Spideyscene

Kaycee7:
Pipu sef! As I remember, you had low expectations for Deadpool, yet you didn't come to express anything when it became a critical and financial success. Now that BvS failed to meet expectations, you won't let anybody hear anything. Haven't seen the movie, but I refuse to believe it's as horrible as you guys are making it out to be.

Let's go over the messed up shii in the movie.

1. Lex is some playful cry baby that says things that don't make sense 95% of the time.

2. Superman is faaar to calm in the movie

3. Alfred is now a mechanic

4. Wonderwoman is now an immortal thief/warrior/something.

5. flash looks asian.

6. Aquaman holds a fivedent, not a trident

7. Mother box's appear from thing air!

8. Batman became a dreamer that dreams inside dreams

9. Doomsday the cave troll

10. Doomsday the evolving cave troll.

11. Doomsday the electricity shockwave generating cave troll

12. The Martha scene

13. Brother flash can now appear in peoples dreams from the future(Hmmm new power!? )

14. Superman the dreamer

15. Lex doesn't even know what he wants.

this is just the top of my head. Check this out.


Oh and BTW, rotten tomatoes ratted this movie a 30%, that very very very poor.


[spoiler]The film opens with one of many dream sequences. Let me just say here early that Batman v Superman is mostly dream sequences, and those scenes that are not dreams still seem to function as though the basic laws of reality do not exist. Granted, this is a film about an alien and an alcoholic billionaire pervert throwing each other around in the rain while grimacing heavily. I should probably cut it some slack.

Anyway, Bruce Wayne dreams about his parents being gunned down in front of a movie theater. This is intercut with Bruce Wayne tumbling down a hole where he discovers a massive gathering of bats in a cave. These bats swarm around him, magically lifting him up and out of the hole while he strikes a Christ pose. In other words, we are off to a smashing start. After that, we witness Metropolis being wiped out by Superman and General Zod from the last movie. Superman destroys one of Bruce Wayne’s buildings by accident, which makes Wayne hate Superman. This is an important plot point. You see, Batman only approves of the destruction of private property when he’s the one doing the destroying. Later in the film, Batman tears through the city in his own personal tank, blows up some cars, shoots up a building with his Batwing, kills numerous anonymous henchmen, and lures a dangerous mutant back to a populated area without a coherent plan to defeat it. But he’s not an alien, so it’s OK. I should also mention that Bruce Wayne has a second dream about his dead parents in which blood pours out of his mother’s tomb, then explodes to reveal a demon inside of it. I think maybe he has some unresolved issues.

Bruce Wayne is not alone in hating Superman. The United States government is none too pleased with the last son of Krypton leveling large parts of a major city. Lex Luthor, a wealthy businessman and scientist, also hates Superman. Now, you probably couldn’t quite figure out why Lex Luthor hated Superman so much. Unlike Batman, he has no clear professional jealousy. In fact, in a brief aside, Luthor mentions the construction projects his company undertook after Superman wrecked Metropolis. If he had just kept his mouth shut and let Superman topple a few more buildings, he could have kept raking in the government contracts for decades to come. Instead, he spends most of the movie trying to get Batman and Superman to fight, then creates a monster in a pool of brown toilet water for no reason. I thought this guy was some kinda genius? It doesn’t make sense at first, but upon second viewing, it’s clear that Lex Luthor is actually a malfunctioning android and his moronic behavior is due to his circuits being fried. Every bizarre character choice can be chalked up to what I like to call the “Android Defense”. Something happened in Batman v Superman that doesn’t make any sense? It was probably done by a secretly malfunctioning robot.

Sorry, got a bit off track here. Batman has another dream, where Superman has become a fascist dictator with his own army of stormtroopers. Batman is a lone freedom fighter rebelling against Superman’s iron rule. At the end of the dream, Superman punches a hole in Batman’s chest. Batman wakes up and sees The Flash (not identified as such, I just know because I’m a nerd) inside a time vortex. Flash explains some important plot points for another movie, then disappears. Why is The Flash invading Batman’s dreams? Why did he travel back in time? He’s got to juggle a lot of balls and he only has one butler to handle all of his affairs. He’s not a huge note-taker and doesn’t maintain an iCal. Things slip through the cracks. That’s why he sent The Flash back in time in the first place, like a really elaborate Post-It note. Unfortunately, if Batman had never forgotten about his dream, he never would have sent back The Flash to remind him about the dream, which creates a major paradox, which I don’t want to get into right now.


I haven’t even mentioned Wonder Woman, AKA Diana Prince, warrior princess of Themyscira. Wonder Woman periodically shows up at parties to annoy Bruce Wayne. She steals some computer files from Lex Luthor during a fundraiser for a library or something. Then, Bruce and Diana meet at a totally different party where they stare at a dagger in a glass case. You may have wondered whose party that was, why either of the characters were at that party, and what the point of the knife in the box was. Look, cool people get invited to parties all the time that you don’t know about. You should be used to this by now. Stop asking. It makes you look desperate.

Bruce Wayne opens up Lex Luthor’s computer files and discovers a photo of Wonder Woman from the first world war, plus some trailers for other Warner Bros movies. Luthor even designed logos for all of these movies in Adobe Illustrator. Why does Lex Luthor have four blatant bits of product placement on his computer? Because he’s been maintaining a secret double life as a film publicist. You thought running a multinational corporation while trying to murder an indestructible flying alien was hard? Try selling the Aquaman movie.


Back to Superman, he’s quite depressed over the mixed reaction to his theatrical heroics, and I don’t mean the reviews for Man of Steel either. Some worship him for his daring deeds, while others are terrified of the unchecked power he wields. Using that divided public opinion against him, Lex Luthor attempts to frame Superman for a variety of very un-Superman activities – shooting up a village, neglecting to stop a suicide bomber, and drinking red wine with seafood. Of course, Superman would do none of these things, but that doesn’t stop the public from turning on him, playing directly into Luthor’s hands.

Dejected, Superman flies off to Buffalo, New York, or some other desolate, snow-covered landscape. There, we are treated to yet another dream sequence. This time, Clark Kent imagines seeing his father throwing bricks on to a pile of other bricks while telling a story about inadvertently ruining the lives of his neighbors during a flood. At this point, you may have asked yourself why Superman flew out to this barren wasteland. You may have also asked what that pile of rocks was? Maybe you thought it was the place where Clark Kent’s dad is buried, but I’m fairly certain it’s been established that he was buried on the Kent farm. So why the hell is Superman having visions of his dead dad in the middle of nowhere? As with everything, there is a simple answer. Nothing reminds me more of Kevin Costner’s acting than a pile of rocks, bricks and twigs in the snow. So, it’s natural that when one sees a pile of inanimate objects, one would pause to consider Kevin Costner. This movie makes perfect sense.


Lex Luthor’s monster, Doomsday, is unleashed and Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman join forces to defeat him. Why did Lex Luthor create a monster he couldn’t control when he easily could have just shot Superman with a kryptonite rocket 30 minutes into the movie? Why did he waste all of that time convincing Batman and Superman to fight if he was just going to create Doomsday? What if Batman killed Superman? Would Lex Luthor still have a need for a rampaging, uncontrollable beast?

At the end of the film, Superman sacrifices himself to defeat Doomsday, leaving Batman and Wonder Woman to form the Justice League in his absence. Lex Luthor has gone crazy (because he is a malfunctioning android) and has had his head shaved because long hair is strictly forbidden in solitary confinement, as everyone knows. He could have hidden a knife or a grenade in that moptop. Batman mourns his friend, who he had been pals with for a grand total of a couple hours and had previously been single-mindedly obsessed with murdering. Why was Batman so broken up about the death of a man he had spent two years despising? Because, as a great man (me) once said (right now, for the first time), the greatest friendships are the ones that burn out the quickest. If you learn anything from this movie, it should be that. If I were Warner Bros, I’d be throwing that brilliant aphorism on a T-shirt right now.[/spoiler]

lexander:
speaking of powers superman prime solos dc and trashes them all in less than 2 mins

But prime was getting trashed by Monarch who was barely trying

Aduks:
I really want to understand if it is a crime to be big. I can't classify myself to be big but pple says am big since i got heavy bones, even if friends are complaining that i look so lean, i still weigh at least 80kg.
I have embarked on serious excercises that nearly put an end to life for me, but still pple beleive am big as i am and to be attractive to men of nowaday u got to be lepa.

Pls what do i do friends?

Judging from your picture, you are not big, you just aren't lean. I weight 75kg and i am not big per-say.

itstpia8:
why dont you have a boyfriend though?

you are spending your youth running around married men?

or how old are you?

wait until the wife takes your matter to the nearest spiritualist. Then you'll come and open thread asking why she didnt face her husband instead of you.

This shit was hilarious

Legitbaba:
Abeg tell God make e customize one woman 4 u

He already has, i know multiple girls with all of that which i posted.

superbloke:
Thanos was actually a Darkseid copy, or better still, there was a darkseid before there was a Thanos. Both characters are great in their own ways.

He did come after him, but that doesn't make him a Darkseid copy(SUperMAn and Mr.Majestic Anyone?)

sage1000:
Nah, Thanos is Marvel cheap copy of Darksied. Yeah everything that has happened is because of him and if you notice all the pawns he has used to recover the stones so far has been beaten, that doesn't speak well of the master. This means he has to go get them into himself as we would see in Infinity War, not a sign of a smart guy just a strong one.

This doesn't even consider the comics, were he is busy pining over death who doesn't even want him. He eventually lost her to Deadpool. Very unimpressive Overall Thanos is just a pink lesser version of Darkseid. Some might even call him the gay darkseid.

Yeah, I know. I'm very biased against him and marvel in general.

Yeah, you are. The fact that Thanos makes people like Reed Richards and Victor Von Doom look dumb and you still call him "not a smart guy" showed it. Thanos might have been made after darkseid was made, but he is better in most if not all categories.

sage1000:
Fantastic 4 isn't in the MCU, it is a property of FOX and before the failure of the movie there were plans for it to be in the same world as the X-Men franchise.
As for Thanos, still not impressed with him. Still looks like a bad copy of Darksied to me and except he has one incredibly ridiculously convoluted plan that would be stupid he has been losing his patsies and the infinity stones he so wants since the MCU began.

Please Thanos is nothing like DS, if anything, he is above him. And how can you say you aren't impressed when literally everything that has happened from Avengers 1 is because of him. HE will still get the stones back, that's the entire basis of Infinity Wars, him having the infinity gauntlet. Thanos is the "All according to the plan" Kinda guy. Think Aizen, but somebody 10,000X smarter and more intelligent.