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Family › Re: My Take On This FP Thread: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did... That Got You Laughing by ecolime(m): 6:39pm On Jul 18, 2023

HeartlessMan:
My take:
Dear OP Imredeemed,

Your husband knows you are cheating on his matrimonial bed and he was planning to catch you red-handed.

When you caught him in the wardrobe he just pretended it was a prank to cover up.

You're welcome.

This was what came to my mind too. I was very surprised no one mentioned it on the thread.

Politics › Re: NASS To Receive List Of Tinubu's Ministerial Nominees Tomorrow by ecolime(m): 3:10pm On Jul 18, 2023

Ministerial list is the last thing on the masses minds. The country is burning 🔥

Fuel is now N720 in some places. The poor are being choked to death. They can't breath.

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Sports › Re: Tickets For Messi’s US Debut Cost As Much As $110,000 by ecolime(m): 1:03pm On Jul 18, 2023*

Doings

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Politics › Re: IPMAN Gives Reasons For Increase In Fuel Pump Price To ₦‎617 Per Litre by ecolime(m): 12:15pm On Jul 18, 2023

Una never see anything.

On his mandate we shall trek

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by ecolime(m): 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2023

Igbo Amaka

Congratulations boy.

Politics › Re: The Southwest Is The Economic Superpower Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by ecolime(m): 11:35am On Jul 18, 2023

Typical asslickingReno.

The masses are suffering and you are talking of Oligarchs making money because their kinsman is in power.

You are really dumb

Politics › Re: Enugu, Imo Residents Observe IPOB’s Sit-At-Home Order, Despite Govt’s Assurance by ecolime(m): 10:39am On Jul 18, 2023*

Just imagine Sunday Igboho or Gani Adams telling me not to leave my house on a Monday. Walahi, dem no born their Papa well.

It's either Igbos are coward chest beaters or they support this compulsory holidays in a way.

Sad truth

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Romance › Re: Is It Polite To Secretly Call My Potential Father-In -Law? by ecolime(m): 3:31pm On Jul 17, 2023

Call her father for what? You better RUN as fast as you can. A word is enough for the wise.

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Politics › Re: BBC: Nigeria's So-called Tax Collectors: Menacing And Mafia-like by ecolime(m): 1:41pm On Jul 17, 2023

obedience4:
Everything in Nigeria is taxed, women selling pure water are taxed

BAT dey tax the masses. The masses sef dey tax themselves. It's a Dog eat dog situation.

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Family › Re: How Many Of You Did This In Secondary School . by ecolime(m): 12:08pm On Jul 17, 2023

Zonefree:
No matter how you modify or customize your pen, bandits go still move am. Some people are naturally born to steal.

They are in Politics now

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Yet To Move Into Villa Six Weeks After Inauguration by ecolime(m): 11:58am On Jul 17, 2023

Oloki:
He can live anywhere.

All we want is good performance.

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Politics › Re: ₦‎70 Billion Is For Repairs, Furniture, Not Cash To Lawmakers — Senate by ecolime(m): 8:32am On Jul 17, 2023

Theives in Agbada

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Unfazed By Fake News Surrounding Tribunal Proceedings by ecolime(m): 8:30am On Jul 17, 2023

Think9ja:
I don't know what is wrong with those pigs.

Tinubu is here for the next eight years.

If you like, continue to wail and grumble, na you hypertension go kill.
.

Sai Atiku

Sai Atiku yet you are supporting BAT?

Dey play

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Education › Re: Ogun: Classrooms In Agbado Comprehensive High School Collapse After Heavy Rain by ecolime(m): 5:32pm On Jul 16, 2023

SultanOfPuna:
Good

What's good about it?

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Food › Re: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by ecolime(m): 2:14pm On Jul 16, 2023

N700

Family › Re: Who Are The Real Middle Class In Nigeria? by ecolime(m): 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2023

Miracood2:
People earning 200k monthly. With a maximum of 3 children to feed.

3 children on a N200k salary na poor man oo

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Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Push One Another To The Finishing Line. by ecolime(m): 7:42am On Jul 16, 2023

Great message 👍

Politics › Re: Nnewi Community's Abuja Building Gets A Booster From Sen Ifeanyi Ubah by ecolime(m): 7:29am On Jul 16, 2023

SmartPolician:
These people no dey hear word!

You want to have a building of 700 million in Abuja.

How many have you built in your local community?

If una build that house for Nnewi, una go die?

With all the happenings in the East, who will invest there?

Politics › Re: South South And South East Are Brothers by ecolime(m): 7:22am On Jul 16, 2023

What is this obsession with people of SW on Nairaland of late? Because Tinubu is the President?

Politicians don enter office, all of them don dey chop National cake and have forgotten about tribes and religion until 2027. They are all currently united in looting the treasury.

You their abandoned followers and willing tools need to grow up and get a life.

Low life fools

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Family › Re: How Betting Is Ruining Me And My Family Bond. Help!!! by ecolime(m): 7:06am On Jul 16, 2023*

Betting Addiction

Only you can help yourself bro. You have to make a conscious effort to stop it by every means.

Purpose in your mind not stake even N1. Start by not borrowing from your mum or sister. Delete betting APPS. Don't visit their shops. Stop following football news if need be. You can switch to movies.

It is well with you

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Use Evolution To Create The Different Types Of Life? by ecolime(m): 6:58am On Jul 16, 2023

God created the world, life, etc. with his WORD.

Case closed.

Family › Re: My Kids Has Invented A New Play Thing! by ecolime(m): 6:54am On Jul 16, 2023

Kids of this generation are very creative. All thanks to their 'Arts & Crafts' classes and numerous resources all around us now.

Politics › Re: What SE Politicians Should Do After Meeting FG by ecolime(m): 6:39am On Jul 16, 2023

Unperturbedpota:
You Yorubas are just funny. Abeg IBOS PLS GO SO WE TOO CAN LEAVE THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR TRIBALSIM

What stops you from leaving? Why wait for the Igbos? It shows you aren't serious or you are a coward.

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Family › Re: When Is The Best Age To Give Sex Education To Your Child by ecolime(m): 6:04pm On Jul 15, 2023

Oluromantic:
Once pikin enter ss1 start educating them on the meaning and deadly dangers of sexual intercourse so as to have them refrain from it. The steps are two:
-Explain the meaning
-Explain the inherent danger and how terrible the consequences are

Ss1 is too late oo

Started crushing on girls from Primary 3 and had my first girlfriend in Jss 1 (age 10).

These generation are exposed to Internet and loads of information, so it's better to start as early as age 7.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Lecturer (pics/video) by ecolime(m): 5:06pm On Jul 15, 2023

TrumpDonald2:
This could be a skit

Na skit

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Crime › Re: Anambra: 6 boys Gang Rape 19-year-old Girl, Record & Upload It Online by ecolime(m): 4:46pm On Jul 15, 2023*

Only bad news from Anambra state makes it to the front page now because Peter Obi is from the state.

Lets expect a counter thread from Igbos reporting a crime from South West.

All of a sudden, negative news from Fulani folks have died a natural death. The new villains are now the people of Anambra and we Yorubas 🙄

Is this how Nairaland will run for the next 4 years?

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Politics › Re: Ganduje Giving Ride To Kwankwaso On A Motorcycle (Throwback Photo) by ecolime(m): 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2023

Lol

Celebrities › Re: If It’s Blocking Your Spiritual Growth, Let It Go” Ryan Taylor Breaks Silence Am by ecolime(m): 9:32am On Jul 15, 2023

IconicR:
It's now he knows after having sex with her anyhow he likes,

It's never too late to turn a new leaf and genuinely repent of one's sins.

Better late than never.

Politics › Re: NJC Clears CJN Ariwoola’s Son, 22 Others, As Federal Judges. by ecolime(m): 8:39am On Jul 15, 2023

As long as he is qualified, no issues.

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