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Technology Market › Re: 40,000mah MEGATRON JOWAY POWERBANK by ecomalchemist(op): 10:30am On May 19, 2021
THE WORLD IS YOURS
Technology Market › Re: REMAX 40,000mah & 50,000mah DOUBLE THREAT by ecomalchemist(op): 10:29am On May 19, 2021
THE WORLD IS YOURS
Technology Market › Re: Verger 10,000mah & 20,000mah Digital Display. by ecomalchemist(op): 10:28am On May 19, 2021
THE WORLD IS YOURS
Politics › Re: James Ibori Bags Harvard Certificate (Photo) by ecomalchemist(m): 10:20am On May 19, 2021



Optimism has been really helping Nigeria all these years. Now wondering why politicians come around with the same stupidity and Nigerians still buy the sh*t every. single. time.






Joway 40,000mah and 30,000mah available for your phones and Laptops.

Call or whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.
Crime › Re: Gbenga Felipe: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 12 Years In Texas For Phishing Scam by ecomalchemist(m): 10:13am On May 19, 2021
stop crime pelase, learn a digital skill and earn in $ via freelance sites.
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho Visits Guru Maharaji (Video) by ecomalchemist(m): 10:12am On May 19, 2021
Nm
Technology Market › Re: Verger 10,000mah & 20,000mah Digital Display. by ecomalchemist(op): 10:10am On May 19, 2021
richmond500:
how can I get it in portharcourt?
Call or whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

I waybill through God is Good Logistics to any location.

Thank you for your time.
Technology Market › Re: Verger 10,000mah & 20,000mah Digital Display. by ecomalchemist(op): 10:10am On May 19, 2021
Call or whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

I waybill through God is Good Logistics to any location.

Thank you for your time.
Phones › Re: FG Warns Nigerians On Whatsapp New Rule by ecomalchemist(m): 10:08am On May 19, 2021
In due time, we'd drift to telegram and stay fresh all day.


Get your Joway 30,000 and 40,000mah powerbanks.

Pay on delivery available in Lagis

Call or whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4

Thanks and God bless
Politics › Re: Shooting In Owerri As Soldiers And Unknown Gunmen Clash (Video) by ecomalchemist(m): 9:12am On May 19, 2021



Nigeria is not a land! It is a contraption, stop deceiving yourselves. What we have is Igboland, Hausaland, Ijawland, Yorubaland, Tivland, Urhoboland etc.

Nigeria is an advanced fee fraud used to defraud unsuspecting ethnic nations of their God given resources.

Politics › Re: Passport Pain: Immigration Officials Feed Fat From FG’s Failure by ecomalchemist(m): 9:10am On May 19, 2021





Everything under this regime is connection, it's either you are dating someone at the top or connected to someone that knows someone at the top. Nigeria my country, those that merit the training are being pushed aside while their empty skull girlfriends are being carried abroad for training. The system is so so rotten. May God deliver us ooooo

Phones › Re: A 1963 Newspaper Predicted What The Phone Of The Future Would Look Like (Photo) by ecomalchemist(m): 9:06am On May 19, 2021


Amazing stuff

Get my joway 40,000mah powerbank, it can charge type C enable laptops and phones.


Call / Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.
Crime › Re: Gbenga Felipe: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 12 Years In Texas For Phishing Scam by ecomalchemist(m): 5:57am On May 19, 2021
Agba Yahoo
Politics › Re: Benjamin Kalu: Move To Legalise Indian Hemp Not For Smoking But Medicinal by ecomalchemist(m): 5:31am On May 19, 2021
igbolabi nation, strictly behind the fg
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As Oil Workers Threaten Nationwide Strike by ecomalchemist(m): 5:29am On May 19, 2021



Nigeria is not a land! It is a contraption, stop deceiving yourselves. What we have is Igboland, Hausaland, Ijawland, Yorubaland, Tivland, Urhoboland etc.

Nigeria is an advanced fee fraud used to defraud unsuspecting ethnic nations of their God given resources.
Business › Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by ecomalchemist(m): 12:43am On May 19, 2021
eluquenson:
With 500k, you can set up a dispatch company. Let your wife monitor it, for now you will be assured of getting 50k monthly after all expenses.

Bike 350k(brand new)
Box 50k
Document 60k
Branding 6k
Helmet 5k
Miscellaneous 5k

Join other Logistics partner in WhatsApp groups, create your page on IG and FB,

For now, logistics is the new way of getting additional income cos the market is unsaturated. Demand for delivery is very high now.

You can check my page on IG & FB @khalikanlogistics
OVERLY SATURATED
Crime › Re: A Six-year-old Girl Raped To Death In Kaduna (photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 10:01pm On May 18, 2021
quick to curse Nigeria, don't forget it's inhabited by living souls and among which are murderers, assassins, rapists, looters, sociopaths, psychopaths, hypocrites and hardened criminals. Also among this dreg are our useless leaders, rotten law enforcement agents and selfish compatriots. This girl would have blossomed and thrived in saner climes where people are conscientious and focused on doing greater good instead of thinking with their greedy brains. Our police rank and file are very unprofessional and embarrassing. Everyday, we're inundated with saddening stats of deaths across the federation; it's like we exist in an endless horror movie where human life means nothing. Heads must roll on this issue if we still have any modicum of humanity left in our veins. The murderers and those police officers who could have saved her life must be prosecuted and sanctioned severely. If I had my way, I'd line these killers up, cut off their dicks and fed them to ravenous pigs before leaving them to bleed to death in the full glare of the watching public. They don't deserve anything less than what they did to this poor girl.
Entertainment › Re: Busty Lady In Viral Wedding Video Says Her Family Refused Talking To Her After by ecomalchemist(m): 9:26pm On May 18, 2021


WHEN THE PURPOSE OF A THING IS UNKNOWN, ABUSE IS INEVITABLE

Business › Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by ecomalchemist(m): 9:18pm On May 18, 2021
tafat:
You can start a gadget and phone accessories business. With the increase rate of production of phones, there's also rise in need for phone parts and accessories. A friend of mine misplaced his earpiece yesterday and by today I saw him with new Oraimo headpods, that's how much he can't do without music, this is just earpods, imagine the need for powerbanks, phone pouches, other phone parts etc.
Absolutely on point with this post, more wins.
Crime › Re: Judge Husaini Sama’ila Kidnapped Inside Court In Katsina State by ecomalchemist(m): 9:07pm On May 18, 2021


Nigeria is a dystopia where the most venal and useless amongst us muscle their way into leadership and make life hell on earth for everybody else, while hiding away their nuclear families in the western world.



Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photo) by ecomalchemist(m): 9:00pm On May 18, 2021
stop fraud, learn digital skills and earn in $
Business › Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by ecomalchemist(m): 8:52pm On May 18, 2021
stay tuned


Good one brother, what you should work on is having other streams of income.

Money works with speed, once you understand that phenomenon, you can't go broke.


Naija hard, you need to go out there and make a living.


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...
Business › Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by ecomalchemist(m): 8:49pm On May 18, 2021
bless up


I'd be right back.


Overtime a lot of Nairalanders have been asking for business ideas and i thought to put this down after brainstorming for 20 minutes.

Remember that the goal is to make daily income / passive income #NOSALARYGANG.

As time goes on i'd be sharing other business ventures I'm into, you can start something from here and build it up. You don't need anything fancy, you are in a 3rd world country...always remember that.

So let's get to it.

Keep that money.....refer to number 5, then pay your tithe to me later


1. Pure water business
get a shop with 2 solid dressers, Go to the factory and buy @ the rate of N70. Resell at the rate of 120 - 150 per bag. Supply to schools, churches, individuals...if you sell 200 bags a day, do the math.

2. POS business, (operate in a busy area but close early, e get why). This can be successfully combined with number 1. Contact baxibox.com and surepaddy (providus bank), they will put you through and supply you with the necessary hardware you need for the business... If you are starting out, you necessarily do not need a shop per se...just talk to your local carpenter to construct a small kiosk in a busy environment.

3. Biscuit business (no matter how economy be, people go chop biscuit)

4. Condom business (supply hotels and guest house across the federation)..as religious as we are as a nation we fucc like no mans business, the population keeps SOARING...

5. Local arbitrage (enter eko, look for fast moving products.strike a deal with the seller that you want to be a dropshipper..invest in a good camera phone and apps like lightroom and snapseed, join facebook 'buy and sell groups' facebook has 22M nigerians, just fucking sell something.. create fb / ig / whatsapp business / twitter / nairaland and advertise like your life depends on it).if you want to make 100k daily you need to learn facebook and instagram marketing..LOW RISK

Go here to learn Facebook marketing > trafficmastery ng. Work smart, not hard !

3. Resturant / bar & bushmeat join...during my nysc there's this joint I usually visited to drink mmanya (palmwine) or whatever its called. I spend at least 1k drinking palmy and bushmeat.

4. Foodstuff business (buy from the north, sell in the west)

5. Small chops / akara / yam / potatoes...mama chinedu don build 2 houses, she's on the third one as we speak.

6. Mini importation, this is very tricky due to the forex rate and all the bottlenecks but i will teach you how you can pass this hurdle in my next posts.

7. importation of gadgets / Phone accessories / used items... WhatsApp me for the free guide..

8. Data vending business...goto https://mobilenig.com/?ref=97 get cheap dirt data, pay bills and airtime. This business can be combined with Number 1 & 2...all you need is a mobile phone and internet connection, ATM card (GTB..most preferrable for this jab). Use jBL speakers, just dey play latest gbedu dey go..people will come around to patronize you..
I made over 300k doing this, I still dey do am sha..lol

If you want to take it online...get a good graphics designer to design something like 'BUHARI DATA SERVICES' with data prices and services u render ...lmao..u get my drift sha...then come online and start bombing...facebook...instagram...twitter..nairaland...telegram...

9. Selling of used items on jiji, nairaland, facebook market place and Olist...that your neighbour has items he has not been using for sometime...use style and ask him....take clear pictures in a nice background and upload it, out your price...your phone would start beeping from phone calls

10. DROPSHIPPING (millionaire's paradise)
Family › Re: Missing Katherine Isaiah Fegor Found 12 Days After She Left Home (Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 8:46pm On May 18, 2021
when the penis is too sweet you have to leave your house for more than a week without letting anyone in on your whereabouts, the future is truly female
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 6:38pm On May 18, 2021
The world is yours and everything in it, go ahead and win
Romance › Re: What Do You Miss About Your Ex That Your Present Relationship Doesn't Have? by ecomalchemist(m): 6:28pm On May 18, 2021
she no too hold bar like my ex but she dey make things happen and that's good enough for me, thanks and God bless
Food › Re: Garri (cassava Flakes) With Blocked Water (picture Attached) by ecomalchemist(m): 6:27pm On May 18, 2021
wahalar be like bicycle
Family › Re: Why Are Some Men Not Faithful To Their Woman? by ecomalchemist(m): 6:25pm On May 18, 2021
Interesting times
Food › Re: Went To The Market Today.... by ecomalchemist(m): 6:24pm On May 18, 2021
you sef be OG for kitchen affairs

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