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Madam justi4jesu, can I transfer some funds from my fiverr account ($100) to you and you give me perfect money?

Abeg can I wear native to the buddy session tomorrow cos I'm for 12pm to 5pm? if you are for the same time @ Mushin, say hi ooo. Make I no be d only fresher for dia

any buddy session mate for Sunday afternoon and Monday night @ Mushin centre?

hi mopolchi, abeg send me CBT tips uc4upeople@gmail.com. Thanks

Hello guys, I have cash on my fiverr account. How can i withdraw it into my Nigerian Bank account?

hello fellas, pls I tried applying for the etisalat customer care stuff with my phone but it keeps saying my date format is wrong. Used all formats I can think of. Can anyone help out??

The recruitment process lasted for 03 days.

First, you will be given a test (18 questions for 10 mins). Immediately, it will be marked and those who passed the cut off mark will be asked to wait for another test.

The second test is 38 questions for 20 minutes. Once you are successful, you will be invited for an interview the following day.

Once you are successful in this stage also, you will be invited for the final interview.

All the best

Econcept123:
I was also invited for an assessment at Tolet.com.ng. If you have attended any of their interviews, please what does it entail? Really need your feedback. Thanks

I was also invited for an assessment at Tolet.com.ng. If you have attended any of their interviews, please what does it entail? Really need your feedback. Thanks

onotiemoria:
Hello house, pls wanna know if they are for real, don't know much about them...
but i have checked their website and it seems real...your opinions are very much welcome....

You are being considered for the position of Customer Service Intern at Tolet.com.ng.

We are inviting you for an assessment, you have been scheduled as follows:

Date : Tuesday, 4th of August 2015

Time : 10am prompt

Venue : Tolet.com.ng 3rd Floor, Stanbic IBTC Building, 36A, Toyin Street, Ikeja, Lagos.

We recommend that you come along with your CV.

The main issue is that she doesnt like you due to one reason or the other so forget the babe and move on. There are so many bank customers that are females. Choose from them.....

Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people

Bro, ur story is a very simple one to handle. Do the needful, forget about the babe and move on. If not, the girl will come back to you and she will be main instead of you (giving you rules and regulations to abide) FORGET HER! FORGET!! FOR

transit4:
So, yesterday, I didn't go to work, so I had enough time to sleep. So till now, I can't sleep. But that definitely is not the problem. My sleep flies when this thought comes.. Almost every night

I met this girl I fell in love with. She knew I loved her, and told me she loves me too. I did so many insane things for her, and she understood I could really get her happy.

She really got me happy, that my mind already got settled that I'll spend my life with her. I had all imagined the blissful universe only both of us could share..

******

She needed money for something at a point, I told her I didn't have, she knew I didn't have, and told me it was OK.
Less than 30 days later, she seems to have forgotten all the happy moments we shared, and all the promises she made. She just wants us to be friends, but it's not just possible. She now ignores anything I tell her about my feelings.

Now, am solely on my own. And finding it difficult to even think of something else.

I seem to hate every other girl.. But the worst is, it's like am in the bottom of the Atlantic, alone. Waiting for no one but her..

I tell u ooo.....

Chibuhealth:
Chei! Uwa agwugo oo! This one is, i must wed by fire by force!

I cook very well but my wife is supposed to cook better than me. If its the other way round, that means wahala don shele

Bros, tell him abeg.....

agarawu23:
you are losing interest in your work because of a lady you r yet to marry ?

you better face your hustling cos if you lose your job, the girl will finally dump your ass

YES oooo

Hmmmmm.....Babe u want make all this guys come kidnap me

prettythicksme:
pinshure of u with dangote and ur birth certificate

Yes na, u never hear "I be Dangote first son"

prettythicksme:
shey u get ferrari?

Try me na....One man One babe....I even get recommendations from other guys

prettythicksme:
u can lie!!

Nothing go happen after una leave. We are so faithful

prettythicksme:
I call it marking of territory not only pants sha,others items like shoes,clothes,make up etc are also included too.We ladies think it will make a guy not to cheat on us but no b small tin go happen after we leave.

Dis one e don enter native language, I better take off....

BrainnewsNg:
Not me ooooooo mbok ete

Wetin i go do na.....No be you find trouble?

BrainnewsNg:
See wetin for hungry you?

Bone to Bone is not good at all....Atleast small meat is needed from either direction....

lucilicious:
Haha...lwkmd,I saw dis on facebook n I tut I shud share with folks hia...pls drop ur own reason if u disagree with d guy

Just the other day, I sat with a girl at a coffee place. Our conversation was broad and the coffee was great.
My date and I freely talked about everything and anything, almost anyway. We talked weight, the welcoming ambiance of the coffee place plus its immediate environs, the beautiful art pieces strewn high up on its, as if pristine painted walls for the eye to see, and then came the topic that stoked my attention.

Jiyan asked me why men are too obsessed with girls who are well-endowed. By well-endowed, I guess she referred to girls with big bottoms, those well-rounded, almost ball-like ‘things’ just below the back side of a girl’s torso.
She went on to share some of her thoughts, “Line up any girl with an almost non-existent behind and little attention will come her way. Then line up another with those big butts and you will witness all kinds of men drooling at her feet; the rolex guy, the married CEO, and the taxi guy, who may go out of his way to offer this girl a free ride.”



“Jiyan”! I softly called out.
“Do you mean to say your well-rounded bottom got you a sit with me here?”
“Vawo nawe,” my blushing-self comically switched language in my unsuccessful attempt to brush her off!
“But seriously Mike, why do men drool over girls with endowed bottoms so much? What is it about them?”
It was in that moment that I wished I was dressed like an ancient Roman soldier, had the roar of Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, and the courage of Hercules because then I could master the art of commanding my comrades, cohorts, fellow men to come stand behind me in unified gallant desire. I would be their chosen commander and as commander I would command my army to stare this girl in the face with stern faces. I would warn my men of her most deadly arsenal; her well-endowed bottom and pretty face. I would ask them to be better men than Samson and not let their guard down.

In my little head, that worked wonders because I saw Jiyan swallow hard and willingly retract her question.
How dare she ask Tom why he constantly is in pursuit of Jerry?
Only Tom knows the exact truth and only Tom should know! Doesn’t she know this? Gawd!
Anyway, the coffee worked its magic and I calmed down. I did away with the Roman attire, the Mel Gibsons and Hercules of this world, my 300-man-strong army, slowly leaned forward and politely gave Jiyan the answer she craved to hear. Wish you saw Jiyan in that moment. She looked like a six-year-old princess waiting to be given candy by King Grandpa.

Why do men fancy women with well-gifted bottoms? Well, Jiyan, it is just human nature, because behind every endowed woman is a bright future. If anyone else out there has a different answer for Jiyan? The good news is, you can get in touch – just call me the middle man.

meeeeee.......

BrainnewsNg:
Practical is needed OP

Who gonna try it with me?

i am interested in this discussion. Pls send me detailos of the full brief via email uc4upeople@yahoo.com

All these gurus them, make una take am easy na....newbies like us wan learn from una...Abeg give us good games and the way to stake them make we self dey chop suey like u guys.....

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