| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Xxpress(m): 11:58am On Jul 15, 2015 |
He gave u an advice, u refused, so he took it upon himself. Y blackmail them since the lady is not up to your standard. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Enifloxy(m): 12:11pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
forget it. she is nt ur class. imagine such deaminating action. dey couldn't wait till dey close |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by ruksylaser(m): 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
dude don't be a snitch........I don't see any reason for your to be upset either..... she's entitled to who she wants to mingle out with...it ain't your business she got laid...earn your respect by acting normal with both of em..never use that as a platform to get her else you would be the one in big trouble |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Econcept123(m): 12:32pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
The main issue is that she doesnt like you due to one reason or the other so forget the babe and move on. There are so many bank customers that are females. Choose from them..... Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by sevantex(m): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Wats wit d blackmail talk??.. U say u'r gud lookin so get anoda babe nd u shuld consider a babe outside ur workplace also. Move on bro. Win some Loose some! |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by abokikhalifa: 12:59pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Maybe tundey koko is biger than ur own....nd. Even if u report her to ur manager... U sure say ur manager 2 no dey follow yansh the girl? Am just saying |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by ManTiger(m): 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Laffs |
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by twoMcfemad: 1:40pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
The Op can lie!
Chai! |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by AlienStar: 1:42pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by debetmx(m): 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
I pray God gives the OP a job soon.
Mtchew. |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by GoodFaith: 1:54pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
"But i am confused now" Dude confuse about what? Sorry Tunde is F the P  Tunde was going to use you to get a gift for his B ? |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by hrhobi1(m): 1:58pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Fake story. |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by misspicy(f): 2:20pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
If this story is true,i repeat if this story is actually true,i dnt blame you. You potray the mentality of 95% naija guys,its in the gene,u pple will call a lady cheap if she accept ur advances and u will still cry foul if she does not,i dnt even know wat to type to you. So na so una dey fvck una sef abi u dis bankers,diaris God |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by denedene(m): 2:33pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
tunde the sharp man, op the blunt man  1 Like |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
oseod:
.the only reason it pains you is because she's your crush, if it was another woman , you might not feel this way.....
Blackmailing her makes you less than a ram, a ram would have more pride than you do....
Reporting her on the other hand isn't wrong, since its company policy not to have sex in office.....I mean they could have sex anywhere in the world.
But the question is why are you reporting? Is it because it is wrong, or because you are pained, u have to tell urself the truth..
If it is because you are pained, then forget it...leave them be...you are bigger than that..
This is for you.....
Now unto the babe.... 
But the babe sef no try...
She has been raising her shoulder for you, only to find out anoda guy has been servicing her in office toilet
Where's the class in that? Me sef go lose hope
She obviously doesn't like you, but if you decide to "chop your own", (which I wouldn't support anyway) she's the one to blame...
She potrayed that image of herself
Now to your friend
He's a biatch niggur 
A friggin snake!
he knows you like the babe, but didn't tell he you was "doing" her
....he was even encouraging you to go futher, "buy her gifts" my foot
Its good you didn't buy..........don't waste your time on her....
More than 10million young nigeran women out there...go find another
Smh see reasonable man abeg check me 1 Like |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by tutaboi(m): 3:04pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Try and learn how to lie |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by ninovandross(m): 3:45pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
@op e be like say na stingyness make u lose, but shey she is not up too ur standard then wic one come b ur own |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by mvpakin(m): 3:57pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Hmmm! Tunde don fvck ur crush, Godwin *in Korede Bell  o voice* |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Godfullsam(m): 4:09pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
What do you stand to gain if you blackmail her? Show some maturity and behave like you didn't see anything  . That way, you will command respect from both Tunde and the babe. |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by daey118(m): 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
its nobodys fault that your game isnt tight enough....sorry tho...that shiiiii can pain ehnnnnn |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by oy13(f): 4:35pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
 men una get mouth sha....she still no give u her classless self u still dey complain |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by africanpea: 4:51pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by orogodoganyin(m): 5:11pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
if ur story is true, it prolly means she's a cheerful giver. i mean ur friend, knowing fully well that he was gettin freaking with her, advised u 2 get her sweet things in order to get her. it means u cud both b doing her simultaneously. now that u found out abt them, she'd play really hard to get except u blackmail her. i don't advise to do that thow.
btw, in a bank, d beauties shud outnumber d uglies naw. so y r u stuck on one that's not evn up to ur STANDARD? |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by wristbangle: 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
OP, you suppose not to have mentioned this story here because everybody will see u as a buffoon.
Back to your fake story, tunde is smarter than you and the lady in question is not into you.
So get back to work please. |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by octopusfreaky(f): 6:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Qualer:
My guy why are you worried? The banking hall was full with customers doing deposits and withdrawals, Tunde and the babe enter toilet go continue their own 'deposit and withdrawal'... all na transnacktion!!!  Just tell the babe say you sef want to make deposit so you go fit dey withdraw whenever possible, finish!! hahaaaahaaaa badassss comment ever,,Nigerians tiii lenu ju.. |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lolz abokikhalifa:
Maybe tundey koko is biger than ur own....nd. Even if u report her to ur manager... U sure say ur manager 2 no dey follow yansh the girl? Am just saying |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lolz,she's not up to your standard then free the babe nii, Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by koolpal(m): 7:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
izaray:
See u smelling mouth, is ur sisters u are referring all ur
rubbish talks to... Any girl or lady dat choose to useless herself, na for dey person pocket...is it by false to
accept his proposal? D poster has even mention that d girl has no class...So she decided to go for her own class, d only mistake she did, was doing it in an office! Never u quote me again, if u av not reasonable to say..Nicetym
Never u mention me again, cos its ur kind of guys dat blackmail girls for not accepting ur proposal! omo c threat... |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by EmmySparky(m): 12:15am On Jul 16, 2015 |
Qualer:
My guy why are you worried? The banking hall was full with customers doing deposits and withdrawals, Tunde and the babe enter toilet go continue their own 'deposit and withdrawal'... all na transnacktion!!! Just tell the babe say you sef want to make deposit so you go fit dey withdraw whenever possible, finish!! brother na u talk better talk jare...na to open aCcount sharp sharp sure pass |
| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by izaray(f): 10:33am On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: How I Caught My Colleagues Making Out In The Toilet by 400billionman: 12:12pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Anse77:
Hello Nairalanders,i want to share this shocking story of my discovery last week.I work with one of the new generation banks at ikeja. So there is this pretty looking female colleague that i have been chasing for a while now,but all she has done has been to reject all my proposals for a date,either with the excuse that she is busy or she has somewhere else to go. I have tried all i could all to no avail,I have even gone to the length of seeking the advices of my fellow male colleagues. It beats my imagination that a tall,young and good-looking guy like me will get turned down by a lady that is not even up to my standard, but it was the interesting feel of the chase that kept me going. Tunde one of my colleagues even adviced me to get her sweet and lovely gifts,cuz no lady can resist sweet things but i just rebuffed the idea.
So on this fateful friday,when the bank was full of a lot of customers performing one transaction or the other from withdrawal to deposit and other forms. The bank was literally full and everyone had his or her hands busy, i havent even taken lunch at about 3:15pm because of the crowd. I had to get up and take a little break but it was not the hunger that is twisting my intestines that made me stand up,i had to go(pee) real bad,so i told a colleague to cover up for me while i take a leak. And so i ran to the male staff convenience and tried opening the door then i realised it was locked meaning it was occupied . Immediately i knocked on the door, but at that moment i started hearing mixed low tensed voices (male and female),that was when i knew something fishy was going on inside,at first i was confused if i was in the right place,then i took another look and saw the sign MALE boldly written at the top of the doorpost that was when i knew i was definitely in the right place. i waited for another five minutes before knocking the door again and this time my friend Tunde came rushing out,with his trouser's belt unhooked and his tie not well knotted.As i was about asking why he took so long and why i heard mixed voices,she ran out too looking so rough and untidied,her make up was gone,and she was so tensed. Guess who the she is,my office crush. The both of them stood there looking at me confused and all i could say was 'Welldone' and entered the toilet. At this moment i knew my guy Tunde has beat me to it,and this thing has been going on for a while now because i talked to the cleaner guy and he said he has caught them red handed smooching one day.
But i am confused now,i dnt knw if i should blackmail my crush and get my own share or just go straight to the manager. Help out people
Why must you mate with your colleague inside office with all the beautiful girls who visit banks everyday ? It is just like a lecturer leaving the beautiful array of 20,000 students in a school and start chasing a female lecturer. Anyway the guy who tried that in my office when I was working got sacked by the girl he was mating when they fell apart. 1 Like |
