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switzerland is very bad, full of bad people and vampires.

there are no parks in nigeria to prevent public sex

venzuela . even london is better than venezuela

even the caveman knows that the usa is way better than england,in fact than all the countries of the world put together. the only place in the world where the sky is skyier,the grass is grassier,the dog is doggier,the cat is cattier,and your wife is wiffier

and a good place to call home. .

so far first time nigerian travellers are only granted free visa to sudan if they wish to settle in darfur

because they are adventurous

the 3 golden gates to uncle sam's turf

1-meet an american gay online; he will handle the rest for u if u beg him to Bleep u.

2-or go to irak and attack a us soldier,they will ship u here to stand trial.

3-steal the us ambassador to nigeria's passport;when u get to the airport tell the agents that u r really the usa ambassador but u got in a fight with a native doctor who turned u black, u have to get back to the usa asap for cleansing.

hope i divulged the secrets that americans dont want u to know.

Denver Colorado. very clean. good for interracial couples. no one starres at u if u have white chick. cheap living and high pay

if u are a career minded family person like me, you will enjoy living in america and obtaining citizenship. let no one lie to you; america is so good.

danieljeez:
Iraq or afghanistan or palestine especially west bank is so cheap and easy to school but please write your will before going

this is hillarious. u want the poor guy killed i would add to your list sudan especially darfur; tuition is very cheap and visa is free

hello promise 72
man unless u wanna relocate to jacksonville,fl for work related purposes but none that i would stay in california. remember florida is the dirty deep south man;

just my two cents.
peace

promise72:
My computer never burn yet. U can prevent fire or at least lessen it effect by skipping town. How do i outrun a 130mph wind? Tossing big rigs like toys?

Dont get blown away kid

Im praying for u here

man u r funny

morpheus thanks for providing those great insightful advices to our pal. i visited botswana a few years back and these are my recomendations: try to fly to jo'burgh first instead of travelling str8 to botsw.it will save u money.gaborone (bots'capitol) is only 4 hrs away from jo'burgh, so u will not be dissapointed.

secondly be respectful of women in botswana, i noticed that the society was ruled by women.
remember,other nigerians who travelled to southern africa years ago, shited everywhere,so our name is already bad; try to be a gentleman,proffesional and curteous.

botswana has the strongest economy in all of africa.

always have your legal paperworks clean and up to date. never overstay, you will be sorry.

none than that, breath in,smile and welcome to botswana.

always remember nigerians r everywhere. i was surprised when i visited thailand; i met a young man in his 20's who was half thai half black. his last name was tunde. his dad was nigerian. nigerians are even in darfour sudan

hey broda. new york,nevada and california are the most expansive states to live in the usa regardless of ur career. but dont let anyone fool u. think about this: michigan (detroit) full of african americans but so much crimes,no work. the same for cleveland (ohio), cincinati (ohio) chicago(illinois) boston (mass),
washington dc and vicinity: too much africans from all jungles. mentality na terrible. the best places in my experience so far : denver colorado ( but prepare for snow and cold). phoenix arizona ( prepare for desert heat),new mexico ( very good but too much mexicans) dallas texas ( remember its deep south racism), seattle ( prepare for rain almost every day) same with portland oregon. south dakota ( very nice but no black people) same for north dakota, idaho ,montana, wyoming.
nebraska ( one of the cheapest place to live but its deep inside like in the jungle,no where to go for fun.same with kansas and iowa and alaska.

wherever u go, be careful when choosing these states: mississipi,south carolina,alabama,kentucky,tenesse,oklahoma,west virginia,florida,louisiana,arkansas. high risk for blacks.

be careful with china. its one of the worst place for nigerians. but u can dare death and give it a shot.

poor thing; she will definately get another man. but whats wrong with her boobs? the seem to be too high on the chest.