₦airaland Forum

okoroemeka:
I am not easily shocked but these are some encounters that surprised me,some even shocked me,(1)a girl that you only fvck while she is standing (2)a cliotris that rose up to the height of a middle finger,that was crazy!(3)I fainted on top of the third different girl I fvcked that day,she actually revived me with cold water from the fridge,(4)a pvssy that will balloon to size of 2 eggroll while been sucked,(5)I had the whole skin of my dick scrapped off by a bushy pvssy that resemble Congo rainforest,I was drunk and later have to seek medical help,the sweet girl later apologized and I said I will accept the apology on one condition,that I will shave the damn pvssy myself,she agreed and u can guess what happened next.(6)I have been hospitalized for 3 days when my big busty babe rushed and jumped on me,I opened my hands to receive the flying hug of a babe that weighs much like a Mack truck,I ended up falling backwards on the concrete floor.(7)I was seriously shocked when 15 minutes after sex the girl started orgasming violently like an epiliptic case,I was baffled,this continued for around 2-3 minutes,if not for her moans of estacy I could have ran away,I later goggled and learnt more about delayed orgasm.(I managed a three months relationship with a lady that fvcks everyday at least once,I lost 20kg in 3 months.(9)but the one experience I will never forget was when a crazy girl was dancing p-square busy body on top of me ,the dick slipped out and she came down hard and the dick broke,I can't even explain the pain,I went back to the good doctor and I learnt the name,penile fracture.(9)I fainted and this time nearly died from asphyxiation,when sucking my big busty babe,I hit the g spot and on the height of climax she clamped and locked her lags around me trapping my head and nose in her wet pvssy,the more I struggled the tighty she clamped down i passed out,what could I have told God,with my face covered in pvssy juice,it will be a sight to see.

Your cain lashing would be given to you by Cain himself

Must people do wedding? Idiots everywhere

Bodaolawrites:
Baba make i follow you. I dey feel you, you sabi gist.

for this country wer dey like this...na to gist away the hardship na...plus today wer be saturday

Bodaolawrites:
nah you go run ooooo! You go gbaga...

Hahahahahahah

Bodaolawrites:
O My Goodness... But calabar girls wey i don jam. Kai matter long o...
If dick dey fall from up, Esther go bend nyash collect am..

Baba send me Esther number lolzz

Third world war loading

Bodaolawrites:
Matter Cast oooo! Even for camp!

Them sabi kpansh.

lathrowinger:
Lol, We Igala set dey try ooo

Tiv girls for kill a friend that year for NYSC lolzzz

more pictures please

Nice one. where money dey really go na finishing to your taste. Roofing takes money sha

stephleena:
I know of the Sarakis, remind me of your family's name. Then we'll get the literal meaning of nobody.

sister, you served this drink rather too cold. ur harshness no get part two.

7.5 Mill too much abeg. Anyway the car am seeing will make it worth it too . hahahahahah

Nwodosis:
I'm in support provided it will be in coins and not in notes!

Oboy na correct tea you drink this morning

I suspect suicide...Times are hard (laughing)

kingphilip:
I don't really know the beef between SS 2 and SS 3.

From time immemorial across schools you'd see them almost fighting themselves at the brink of the SS 3 students leaving.

PS: if you know the cause of the beef kindly brief us for proper understanding

"From time immemorial" you are right bro. cus during my time, we fought SS3. Till now i don't know what caused the fight that year. we were suspended as a result. It happened in neighbouring schools too.

Them don stop this thing na

blissgregory:
Hmm

yo wah

Biglittlelois:
What am I seeing is it painted white, white and red

Hahahahah u like adventure. Look for me in the lab

blissgregory:
Hehhee..wic dept r u??

Come up to Econometrics lab...upstairs of ur tailoring lab. look for me

blissgregory:
We will start on 27th

Thank God u dey HEC dept...flexing in your tailoring lab. I'll come around

binary007:
With which Bloke

He fingered her. Thats a sex scene

cynthie140:
you don't even understand. what does he want to build? hes 33. works as a contract staff in a bank. no time for anything. Just goes to work from 7 to 6 everyday. works on Saturdays and sundays too. i feel they are just using him.

Your type will fail students and frustrate them. I pray you are given job elsewhere not school. So because he is 33 means he is a failure. If you know how this country is, u'll appreciate the young man. Anyway, at 23 you dont know anything in life except your books. sha i know its msc degree that is in ur head. when i had mine it felt like nothing because Nigeria needs no degree but smart work. I feel insulted for saying this to the guy. Do you know the people he meets on daily basis, as to make him have assurance of working in an oil company? No. Madam, see MSc is nothing. Don't let it enter your head o.

balosammy:
good afternoon great nairalanders

yesterday as I was relaxing jejely , my phone rang and it's my dad calling me ..I picked up and he said there is a good news for u and I was like money don come...then he spill out what makes my heart jump out of my bod, he said (YOUR JUNIOR BROTHER HAS IMPREGNATED A GIRL) ...I was so weak when I heard that ...mind u my junior brother is 22 while the girl is 18-19, he works where they pay him peanut and he preparing for school next year .... I was so surprised and very angry at same time, surprisingly the girl has been pregnant since three months ago and she didn't know. when her mother discovered this she just took the girl to my mum's shop and they discussed everything together. I didn't know thier outcome yet . though my dad said as a Christian family he can't allow abortion

am very confused ryt now I don't even know what to do because am just thinking of the boy's future ...won't this be an obstacle for his future ?

Your brother's headache is your headache. Go ahead and support him anyway you can. make sure you tell him he will have to suffer except he thinks and act like a man and don't fail to support him with love so he be corrected.

chenzen:
u re a waste of semen

Idiot

chenzen:
I turn on the radio what l hear is GAME OF THRONES



I switch on the television all l see is GAME OF THRONES


l hear people argue and the topic was GAME OF THRONES.

SO....


Recently, l went to ALABA INT'L MARKET. Bought from season 1 to 8.

...after seeing just season 1, l began to wonder what's in it that got everyone drooling over such pornographic movie... seems like the world has finally embraced blue film in the name of GAME OF THRONES.

even pastors and evangelist, professors and lecturers cannot wait for season 9 to be released.



End time movie.

Very dumb and stale rant. And Op even hear season 9 is coming out when its actually ending in 8.

Who paid the money? Fake o

9 gini? una no serious