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Idydarling:
So he left that dream to become a comedian hmm, Nigeria my country, aya ofon mkpong

aya ofon o mma tailor

please how much is the N50 naira condom again

If most of this dey Nigeria, someone will just miss way and before u get back on track ur fuel don finish..

dannyrhymes600:
sex starved? lolzzz u must be a joker

U want to claim now...make sure its ur wife u have it with else ....

dannyrhymes600:
why not bring ur girlfriend to me and let me bam her for 15mins. then ask her her testimonies

sex starved man identified..

member of small sized dicken men spotted

who was counting its years of existence? OP behave o

he tried until he succeed

OP lolzz

OboOlora:
Op u de craze!
After 2kids, if u flash my ass u will see stretch marks like thunder!!!!!!!

.and the carmel toe in ur d.p reveals alot about you

I wont say it again. before any post like this appear here, it should be sent to 1. dept. of English in various institutions across Nigeria. 2. The OP's parents 3. Ethical and Attitudinal Re-orientation commission in 36 states of the federation. Person go wake up post shit and attach mumu link just because its free to post. mtcheeeew

This our speaker funny o. Them give am 2b say who him be? mtcheeew next rumour please!

lalasticlala:
Op, please what's the name of the senator ?

Bassey Albert

Stellamariss:
Is not about me not getting up to 30 in my exams,,,but the thing is that they don't normally set question from the recommended textbook,, you will read ur textbook from page to page but later no question will come out from the text,,y I need my CA is at least I wrote well in my assignment and my quiz,,thanks anyway

Just write through HOD, before its too late

Stellamariss:
am always serious when it come to education.. I don't play with my studies, is just DAT the lecturer did not add my CA..I don't know y.

You don't score below 30 in exams and expect to pass even if your CA is added in a case where you will apply such as this, but then apply for your CA to be included as "incomplete result" make sure you copy ur HOD, Faculty Dean, Dean student affairs, Dean of Deans, Head academic affairs, DVC academics, VC, Chancellor, Pro chancellor and Mallam Adamu Adamu because your case needs special attention o

A rat has caught a cat!

igwefivestar:
tookpick factory , paint factory , pencil factory poultry farm.
Thank me later

I take that to be sarcasm. . that man is a mess

ibibiofirstlady:
Akwa Ibom is happy with Udom. #UdomTill2023

See this media aide...either she is girlfriend to one PA of a PA of a Commissioner, or a commissioner side chick. Udom came and could not give us the needed governance we wanted. name one thing he started and completed in AKS please!

igwefivestar:
govering is not about wasting public fund just as Apkabio did, is all about putting up infrastructures that will better the life of it subject. The last time I checked, udom is trying.

Which part of aks are you from? what has udom done oga

Herdsmen:
The man don dey lose relevance for the state... Small small..

Udom son open dia eyes for uyo.. his works dey speak for am..

Industries.. employment jobs..

Akpabio retired Attah..
Udom go do same to akpabio..

Nothing mega..

Apc is death in uyo.. trying to figure out how akpabio will do the magic...

You know most of this zombies go dey online dey rant..
Ask Dem one local government name for akwaibom and who be chairman for the local government..

Na to the shout akpabio upandan..

Na time go clear their doubt..

Which industry udom do for aks. Udom is the worst thing that has ever happened to aks mbok.

bender79:
Hehehehe! What about Saraki?

A confirmed criminal as well

bender79:
Hehehehe! What about Saraki?

He is a criminal as well

APC is a party of past criminals though. Akpabio can go for all i care he is a criminal. He even sold incompetent Udom to us. vexing. Every politician in this Country is a mess. From 1999-2018 we are still living in bondage of unemployment, recession, inflation, insecurity, incessant killings etc. and the youths are busy attacking each other on who move to where and who doesnt. mtcheeeeew!

Babyforever:
Fyn girl but my curves big pass your own small

Prostitute

soccerepe:
Hello, I am A Final Year Student From the University of Akwa ibom and A Jehovah Witness. I Have Been In a Relationship With a Guy from another tribe Called 'Hausa'.

Actually I met this Guy in One of our School Auditorium, He First asked Me if he Could Sit with me Which I Accepted. The Guy was so Cute In Appearance.

I loved his sense of Humour While Speaking, He was so Lovely and Had a Good Character. After the Lectures in The Auditorium, We Exchanged Mobile Numbers.

He Called me latter that Day, We Spoke for about 15 minutes Before Cutting the Phone. The Next Day we Met in school, He asked me Out, Which I Responded to Him "I was Going to Think about it.

We Kept meeting and Seeing Ourself, But one thing I noticed was, I loved the Guy cuteness and His personality, Nothing Much, I did not Have feelings For Him. Read more. http://www.searchmyscience.com/2018/08/i-have-been-sleeping-with-my-course.html?m=1

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University of Akwa Ibom. OP abeg i for like smoke wetin u smoke o, even hard drugs is not this potent.

kingmeme:
There is dis girl av been toasting for over 7 months now and i just dont understand her maybe she is someone worth my time or runs girl, i dont want to loose a jewel and i dont want to be a maga.
traits of runs girl i saw in her:
1. though i most time escort to her working place in the mourning but there is a particular juncture she always stop me
2. Though she is not using a big phone or android but she's always pressing her phone while walking

3. sometimes are phone we be ringing as early as 6am while escorting her to work but she wont pick it, but sometime when she pick it she will just shout on the person on phone and cut it

4. She is always on mini skirt, though i like her dressing because she always compliment it with a decent cloth

why i tink she is decent

1. I have called her with different phone numbers but immediatly she hear a man voice she will either she off her phone immediately or she block the number or she and her will start laughing d guy and block d number later.

i will continue....

Abasi Mbok! What did i just read?
please before any thing is posted here, admin please, it should be sent to (a). dept of English. in various higher institutions (b). Ethical and Attitudinal Re-orientation commission in the 36 states of the federation (c). the OP's parent: for their perusal. This particular guy weak me, ah swear

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...



There is joy in pursuing than in being pursued. Pursuing is adventurous. And it is more adventurous when pursuing and getting dribbled too. When the pursued gets trapped, adventure ends.

Badt guy

let me not troll..please when you want to lie make it close to the truth.

Babyforever:
Brolosho

So u still dey follow me prostitute girl. issokay

He meant to talk about proverbs 31:3? Maybe yes.

famous1161:
Yes bro she my mum step mum grand daughter

mum step mum grand daughter...alright!

Goddyss:
.When are we going to be fed up with endless cycle of birth and rebirth. Must we reproduce? Why can't we say no to nature or the creator that we are tired of existing? Why can't we all stop reproducing and go extinct and leave all the pains of material existence behind?

What are we enjoying here that worth it? Food, sex, money? Are these things we enjoy here more than pains humanity experience here?


@singlelady01 I wouldn't mind a hook up that will not result in reproduction. Am I weird?

Weird is an understatement bro