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Blood spilling .somewhere at ikot ekpene road

Tonymegabush1:
More reason why I don't include Barcelona and Madrid in my bookies, their win percentage odd is totally turn off 1.15...1.09.etc such can't add any significant to my accumulator.....


It's either I bet or over.. Sorry for ur lost bro, mine was 12milla last week the pain still dey my body as I dey type this

na barca dey alwes cut people millions...even my potential 8m

...and one of the daughter's in-law is heavily pregnant. Nice family, proud man. i love this!!!

Oya oga Capello go beat them na..

So a midfielder must outscore a striker? Cannavaro won it even as CB...you dont watch football with a third eye, you would have seen what modric does on the pitch every game.

If my babe mistakenly do this, and mistakenly tell me, we mistakenly would ve been done already before she finishes the story. what a mistake!!!

God! How great thy works are!

lawrence35:
I served in A.ibom the state tried wen it comes to road network...

OP snapped just one area... Which even has road... The state is know for it rain, it can rain year round in AK.... In which the rain is one of the enemies of good roads.

A.ibom govt try abeg... U can't compare that state with most states in Nigeria when it comes to good roads.

Leaving from ur house to PPA, to CDS to Church. makes you know Akwa Ibom ba? abeg shift. Udom has collected Paris club refund three times and ate it. Do u know why the member representing Itu in the state house got angry? that road need be done. but Mr. 'industrialization' has eaten our money without anything tangible to show for it.

Thirtyth-ded

naturefellow:
common Isolo interchange (coming from airport), see beta loss that first day. I enter one chance land for Mile 12!

hahahahahah

So this one wer dey appear tough go attach emotion in his dealings looks are deceitful

1. Relate what is being taught in school to your immediate environment
2. Start studying/Reading immediately you have your reg. number(Use course content)
3. When reading try interpreting in your local dialect..
it sure will help
4. Relate well with your course mates far faster than you in learning.

my opinion please!

gloria34:
Met a guy April this year, we seem to have a lot in common and I really like this guy. we started dating and things have been going fine until last week. I travelled to Lagos in June (work related), in July, he went to port for NYSC camp (now at his ppa there). communication has been fine and all seem normal until he used a girl's picture (a corp member) as his d.p. if it had been his status on what's app, I would have considered it a birthday wish but it's on his d.p and there was no congratulation or birthday message to it. I waited for two days and he didn't remove the pix, I confronted him about it. he told me its non of my business, he can use anybody's pix 4 his d.p and I have no right to question him since he has never done same to me.
I got angry, we quarrelled and didn't talk 4 two days. I got fed up, apologized and he also did. we resolved it and he took down d pix but maintained his stand that I should not question him about his d.p.
though, we are good now, I feel kind of scared. I can't seem to trust him like I did few weeks back, we spoke last yesterday which is not normal (we talk and chat everyday). I feel reluctant to call him, I really want things to work out for us but I feel I am taking d wrong step

Madam, did you read a thread about how NYSC destroys relationships? If you want yours to continue fine, pay less attention to that and put him on toes constantly reminding him how responsible he is and with a bright future after serving. Take communication to him, make him feel silly and appear the leader in the game. Babe apply 48 laws of power in your dealings and win most of your battles. maybe you should PM me for more, but dont.

dkronicle:
There is one girl like that . She go cook do everything for me for free o. But she dey always wear pad. Week in week out. The thing is annoying.
I go just dey suck bress anyhow

Should i advice you?? Stop sucking her bress broda, it does not belong to you.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't mind. I just have a problem reading hazy lines. In other words, be coherent. No offense, bro.

Uyai abadie...nte mmekeme ndi send fi asanga-asanga ekom? lolzz

2m isnt too big to give. Its not easy to give someone money to play a game with 50-50 chance and giving me 200 to play means you wanted me to win.

tzoracle:
Do not generalise the poverty

because he has empowered people and we still refuse not to be poor Oga an average Akwaibomite is poor mbok

Bizibi:
he is trying oooh,come delta state then you will thank your gov....we get as much allocation as your state and I'm disappointed in my gov.

Respective state govs are making a mess out of the citizens honeslty.

udemzyudex:
Haters

blind man spotted

We need people with brains. honestly we dont have a governor in AKS mbok!!

Bizibi:
then vote who in? Look you guys are very lucky you have good leaders in your state,the way your gov accepted an investor my gov lost to akwa ibom and your governor gave them a land, you guys are lucky,udom is really trying,when you take a peep at my governor's work in delta state with huge allocation you will be thankful.

This man no just try..our allocation big, we deserve more than bragging bro. This man no allow NDDC do roads, oya u do na..na fight. them go find one corner snap come show us. Imagine we get toothpick industry that we dont need. We have ailing "quality Ceramics" industry wer investor pay am and then for him to settle workers wer been work there na prob.

see fools everywhere. i dey uyo AKS right now. abeg which place this?? OP mind urself o. We are voting that idiot out. with that big allocation he gets, we are still poor. He went to build lodge in Lagos and fake industries he claimed. Da i weak for una o praise singers o

futuregovernor:
Kid,you don't even know me,just say u need help and stop embarrassing you generation

...and why did you bring it to our notice grown up boy...go to people that are in need and shower them ur money, oga philanthropist. useme mkpo

OP make sure you check the nearest motherless home tomorrow morning and dash them twice that amount before thunder fire you there.
I am certain you were afraid of HIV after much thinking that's why you stopped bleeping her because i see no reason you went to stripers club to pick some random girl.
May be you went to preach..who knows!

joeruano:
I felt like ending it there since people get scared to read long posts but since the popular Hungerbad has requested for the remainder, let me oblige him.

Can you please show me the list, He brought the list out and here are the items enlisted:

The Requirements for the marriage process are:

One big black goat
2 bottles of dry gin
2 crates of beer
3 crates of minerals
2 crates of malt
#10,000 for the mother
#20,000 for the father

List of Traditional Marriage Items for the Father of the Bride (Mkpo Ete)

One black goat
One bottle of 3-in-1 whiskey
One carton of schnapps
Wrappers like Hollandis, George materials
Cartons of Assorted beers
Bicycle
Walking staff
Limestone, Kola and Snuff
One shirt, socks and singlet
One hat, Umbrella, walking stock
Agreed amount of money (in cash only)

List of Traditional Marriage Items for the Mother of the Bride (Mkpo Eka)

One native goat
One bottle of brandy
One lace material
Cartons of beers
One shoe, bra, head tie and a box filled with under wears
4 crates of soft drinks
Wrappers like Hollandis, George Material
One lace blouse, head gear and accessories
Cash for the money ranging from #50,000

List of Traditional Items for the Extended Family of the Bride (Mkpo Ndito Ette)

One carton of beer
2 crates of soft drinks
Tobacco
Bitter kola
A bottle of Schnapps
Amounts in cash

List for the Entertainment on the Marriage Day

Money for drinks
Money for food and snacks
This money is often given to the Bride’s mother.

On seeing this list I wept bitterly, ‘why me’ was all I was able to mutter out. Why me! This is a guy whose salary is #50,000 and how then could he afford this, who on earth can even afford this I muttered out.

Immediately, I picked up my phone and called my mum, I sounded so bitter on the phone and she became worried after our conversation my dad called me. He said my dear that list was supposed to be more than that but because of the influence I had on the family they had to bring it down to what you are seeing, it’s the tradition and we didn’t even include what we callAkam Adiaha which means prayer for the first daughter , that money is a #100,000 naira and it is done in a huge way, so you see my dear I passed through this same path when I married your mother. I wept and all my dad could say was take heart God will give you a man that is capable and up to the task, he ended the call.

My boo wept, he said where am I supposed to get such huge amount of money from and I can’t afford to lose you cause truly you complete my world. I wished I was working I said and mean while I was only a year 3 student in the University of Uyo. What do we then do he ask? well that night I couldn’t sleep I was soaked in tears and my heart was so heavy with thoughts. Is this how I would loss the affection of my man because my culture doesn’t believe in a humble beginning marriage?

Well lets fast forward the whole story jor, I moved in with the love of my life and we got married in Ikeja Magistrate Court here in lagos and at about a year in my marriage I got Pregnant I couldn’t hid the mystery any longer the pregnancy will bloom sooner or later and everybody will be in the know. So we opted for my home in Uyo.

My dad was so disappointed in me and he called some family members who came around and said that’s a taboo and for us to continue living as couples my husband must pay what they tag Ebot Nsunoyin(which means Goat for insult) This goat symbolizes apologies for defiling their daughter without paying the required price on her head.

Well, my hubby did that and also [paid few amount of money and promise to come back for the marriage proper. Believe me am a mother of 4 CHILDREN and up till date we have not been able to fulfill half of what the marriage lists carries.

Why you may ask me? Well man must survive and our priorities are our children and our selves. No one has the money to pay for all that but still we hope that someday we might be able to pay. Paying or not paying doesn’t guarantee a happy home. The tradition and custom can be and should be made flexible, the economy they say is bad, young men are trying so hard to be men and yet the tradition makes it complex for them to settle down. This is a voice that speaks the mind of so many women.

Edikan Ekanem has this to say, please it is no longer a novel news that Akwa Ibom (Calabar marital procedure as often referred to) is very exorbitant and demanding.
It troubles the minds of many how and when young men of Nigeria and Akwa Ibom will gather such funds under this biting, catastrophic and recessed economy. There is seriously a need for rethink. We are not advocating that our ladies should be given out for free neither we are trying to belittle their worth in the society and the value of our culture.

Let’s think of this: is it not better that we consider our suitors by making things easy for them than letting our ladies cohabit them without respect and dignity? Is it not good we try to help them do the proper thing as stipulated by law and Bible rather than making them go extra miles marrying adulterously? Is it not good we let them marry in a way that is more financially simple than letting them being ill-treated by men that they cohabit because of fear of menopause? These are things to ponder over.

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You are from essien itiaba region...nonsense n Udom.

boyjo:
Which kain suspense be this naw? You no answer me.

I poisoned them. lolzzz

boyjo:
Ouch! What did you kill them with?

lolzz

Mourinho should be sacked mbok! destroying teams anywhere he goes

Menh:
Why killed them? You should have contacted Lalas Snake Consultancy Ltd

hahahahahahah next time

4601CE:
oshey Custodian

I'm a forestry n wildlife grad...oshey greeter, greet me again

Had a few snakes in my custody some years ago after graduating, got frustrated as i couldn't sell nor put it to further use...so i killed them.