₦airaland Forum

shortgun:
..... and all you could do was to take pictures
This is not funny u know.

On the contrary, it's very funny

Iamspaceblaze:
A game centre is an arena where boys and men go to play video games, starting from ps2-ps3-ps4-xbox and other amazing games and in this arena you would surely meet different characters and money spenders which are usually boys (if you see any girl, she is definitely a tom boy), boys and men go there to show themselves as either financially rich or as game lords and most of them rilli are what they say they are. Now am gonna list out some of the categories of people you would see when you go there and note #this category may vary depending on where you stay..


THE KONAMIS::::::
This ones are considered the "ogas" and this title are normally given to people who play soccer. They can defeat anyone including the owner of the game house and they are usually hated by the board man (game house owner) because they keep winning, and in most places winning a match gives you another free match and as long as you keep winning you would keeping playing


THE ARSENE WENGER/ SPECIAL ADVISER::::::
This category is called "arsene wenger" because they have neva played the game before but they act as coaches, they keep telling you what to do..like "kick shot!!", "pass the ball", "change cursor".


THE INTROVERTS:::::::
This ones just come into the house to close their mouth and watch, they can stay there for hours without saying a word, and when the generator off or everyone leaves d shop, dats wen d person goes out.




THE AFTERMATH GAME PLAYERS::::::
These ones wait till everyone might have gone, then he begs the boardman to allow him play a free game of 5 minits.



THE CLOCK BUYERS:::::::
They just come early in the morning and buy time, these set of people usually play adventure games like grand theft or god of war.



THE BET LORDS::::
Some of them come with enough money, thinking they can make more by betting with others and they end up loosing and dashing their money out.


THE SILENT KILLERS::::::
This people come into the centre like someone dat doesn't even know what they want,they usually get challenges from konami's but mysteriously defeats them.



Am aware they are several others so the room is open for more categories..

Lol brings back memories

Whenever I use my phone as a hotspot, I can fry egg on the back of my phone (no joke).
Team Samsung

Forget PDP and APC brouhaha... The real tragedy here is.'the NA' is compromised

Lol what manner of humour is this?

They mean business

raziboi:
.eating yam


and tapping ma weed





Chidinma°°°°°••••••••••••°°°°°°
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Bros na puff-puff-pass till chidinma looks like a girl

Dem for give am net and canoe for the trip back to otuke

Who even takes that jaga jaga man serious?
Looking for attention

Udodasco1:
Only this your chikal girls will make NA not find our chibok girls thinking is chikal.

Google auto correct, BTW with the correct spelling, has tge NA found the girls?

Chikal girls is enough reason for any sane person to vote him out

eagleeye2:
Jonathan lacks will because you, Buhari and your Northern elders said he was fighting the entire North while he wanted to quash BH.
He lacks will because you, Buhari and your Northern elders wanted amnesty for terrorists.
He lacks will because you, Buhari and your Northern elders wouldn't want him to impose a State of Emergency.
He lacks will because you Buhari and your Northern elders were sabotaging his efforts and those of the Nigerian military.
He lacks will because you, Buhari and your Northern brothers will not give him the support needed.
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And now Buhari, you want to make that your campaign point against your opponent.
Shame on you.

But Gej went ahead to do all from the state of emergency to the refusal of amnesty... So what exactly is your point?

This is really interesting
But an official explanation is required
BTW... Why those aboki no claim na dem shoot the the drone?

baybeeboi:
yea!
She has a similar one at her pubic region and a Rose on her Butt....
Saw it last time she was in CRS cultural centre for auditioning organised by Jetta Amata.
saw it only once though.

Badoo

Lwtmb Maku you're just a political light weight

Abeg isn't it Accounting and QS? Abi there's another pic... BTW dafuq is all this QS are engineers? When you are ready to build ur house... Consult only a qualified QS and watch ur house 'settle'

See them smiling like it's calabar carnival pt. 2

Rip to the lost
But it's the police's job to fight robbers not soldiers

babatundeizbad:
in the history of publicity secretaries of political parties in this country, Lai Mohammed is one of the best if not the best of his kind

Barman give this man one big legend

Ipledge:
Beauty is very very important in marriage...number one criteria in choosing a wife is beauty and other things follow


Imagine u woke in d middle of night and u can't afford to look at the face of the woman u paid her dowry

Be like u never jam fine girls with ugly personalities. Beauty cannot be the number 1, but it is very important to have a beautiful woman as ur wife.

Wht kind of topic is this...if u like, no marry sexy woman and always be a man with long throat

VocalWalls:
New designs now available.

Hi, im interested in this linr of work. Any advise on how to learn and set up?

mars2015:
if you are a fresh graduate civil with 1-3 years working experience kindly forward ur cv to me. I need 6 civil engineers to work with me in series of project. Good luck. marcnwac@gmail.com

Pls can you post the job description?

smileandlove:
But the bottle by his side is of a soft drink (coke) to be precise. @op how did you know that the content is ogogoro?

Dont mind the mud slinger. See people shouting without even looking at the pic properly. Btw op, ask ur paymaster Gej to tell you the diff btw ogogoro and palm wine

Give what belongs t

Dont drink and drive
Smoke and fly?

speaktome:
Must u b a watch dog?

E is for my company name: Eagle-Chris

E is also for European

ChimaAdeoye:
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And finish

And finish

speaktome:
E

E for European

The only constant thing is change

I still dont think i can understand acceptance fees in the next 20 years

hatelove:
Dear nairaland family

My heart is broken, i so much hate life and my hubby. Guess my hubby knows i am very angry hence his refusal to talk to me.

I have not seen him since i learnt his marriage is on saturday, his family has been arriving our home, at first his elder sister then an older uncle and some other relation, i became curious to find out whats up if someone had died but to my greatest surprisec it was my husband that is getting married.

My husband has not arrived home since yesterday they started coming.
my heart is broken, my soul is weak. ive called my parents that im done with the marriage i will be coming home. my mum cried on phone on hearing the news, im confused, my family is confused, all i feel for my husband right now is hate, i can strangle him or even poison him with trhe amount of hate i feel right now.

Our pastor called he didnt pick up.

Even though we have heen married for ten years with three beautiful kids.

dear hubby whereever you are right now, i pray for Gods purnishment on you
may you never know peace with your new wife
may your pocket go dry, by that way you will get to suffer with your miserable mistress
i wish you all the bad things of life

To the mistress
as far you have destroy my home, that is how God will destroy your home be destroyed too.

My heart is broken, i so much hate life and my hubby. Guess my hubby knows i am very angry hence his refusal to talk to me.

I have not seen him since i learnt his marriage is on saturday, his family has been arriving our home, at first his elder sister then an older uncle and some other relation, i became curious to find out whats up if someone had died but to my greatest surprisec it was my husband that is getting married.

My husband has not arrived home since yesterday they started coming.
my heart is broken, my soul is weak. ive called my parents that im done with the marriage i will be coming home. my mum cried on phone on hearing the news, im confused, my family is confused, all i feel for my husband right now is hate, i can strangle him or even poison him with trhe amount of hate i feel right now.

Our pastor called he didnt pick up.

Even though we have heen married for ten years with three beautiful kids.

dear hubby whereever you are right now, i pray for Gods purnishment on you
may you never know peace with your new wife
may your pocket go dry, by that way you will get to suffer with your miserable mistress
i wish you all the bad things of life

To the mistress
as far you have destroy my home, that is how God will destroy your home.

sleepless night for me, my husband wedding, my husband family asking me to be patient nothing has changed apart from me having a helpmate, me helpmate? TO MY HUSBAND I HATE YOU.

Iboy, yeye dey smell