₦airaland Forum

for being the dirtiest place in the whole Nigeria, Aba takes the cake. its so bad that the entire aba smells to the high heavens. the worst part is...th people there dont know(or are used to it), it takes an outsider to let them know which they vehemently deny. everywhere you go all you see are altars to worship the gods of scum and posters saying 'ochendo global, you have our support for the snate'. like how can you sell your selves this cheap. anyway...why swallow panadol for another mans headache

so basically goodbye to bbm to solve test questions. lots of badt guys when i was in school. they will just send the pic of the question paper to someone armed with textbooks elsewhere, minutes later...submission

strenght of materials.
shout out to all civil engineering graduates

just when you want to hate Amechi, he turns and surprises you

the reports will be in a huge pile under GEJ's desk marked "not important". along with subsidy probe, ribadu's report on nnpc etc

sam4:
Na me tie the Goat. Wetin happen?

Dem go bombard u with spiritual missiles na

When GMB mentioned drop in power generation, FG said he shouldn't embarrass himself

Sweet

Incomplete list, where are all the senators from Benue Even 'yea' or 'nay' dem no sabi

Lemme just park here jeje before i start uploading my collection

Dino has always found a way to stand out. Campaign buses are quite common in other parts of the world

My belle ohh
My head ohh

Vector, we just trying to get higher like rent/
We dey ball like Maradona, do you see the ego (diego Maradona. ..get it?)/ im so fly insecticide might kill me


Im giving up, the more i think of vectors punchlines, i realise i probably will spend the whole night typing. I no be secretary. Vector any day anytime

Ever since I registered on NL, bathroom times have been ridiculously elongated

Breaking news

Just saw it on cnn

great1:
you seem more brainwashed than I imagined. I speak of what I know is fact, where do you get your facts from bitterness? awwww kpele

Errm, with all ur love for him, where is ur private jet?

Shes borrowing lady gagas swag

To solve engineering maths

If SA qualifiers automatically, 9ja can kiss the 2nd slot bye bye

Olisa Metuh
Who still takes this guy serious?

look who is talking

100% of new born babies are non smokers

this guy is a joke...same as his spelling of "choice"

The chocolate bar was genius

is there a reason they died with their hands facing up, like a surrender position?

all for virgins...btw, whats so special about fuuking a virgin?

aaargh...its too long.
caveat emptor, will come back to read it fully...NANS = dumbo