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Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89

I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.

The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.

Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.

Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.

Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.

Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.

Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.

TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!

Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.

Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.

Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.

Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.

Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.

Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.

Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.

Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.

Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!

Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.

Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.

FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.

Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.

Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.

Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.

Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.

Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.

Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.

Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.

Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.

Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.

Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"

Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.

Now, we must pay attention here.

Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 –  24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable  "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying:  “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html

And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!

Goodnyte!

Lol, dunno what to say...have your fun!!